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All is right with the world. non-wam

3/16/173/16/17

3/16/173/16/17 by HappyCamper

Replies: 0
Views: 270

What do you do if. non-wam

...Your spouse has no desire to participate in your wam fetish?

3/11/173/11/17

3/15/173/15/17 by Jason_K416

Replies: 11
Views: 528

Kong: Skull Island seen it yet? non-wam

3/10/173/10/17

3/13/173/13/17 by Zoidbergs Evil Twin

Replies: 9
Views: 693

Is this creepy or am I wrong? non-wam page 1 2

I recently meet someone I had chatted with for a little on fetlife. It wasn't a date per se, we just met up for coffee and talked for about an hour as an initial meet up to make sure we were both who...

2/2/172/2/17

3/12/173/12/17 by Wally WAM

Replies: 47
Views: 2422

WAM TV Alert: Kicking and Screaming, Fox USA March 9 female messy

Looks like another E-list "celebrity" reality show. Survival wilderness jungle blah blah blah. Oh and MUD. Ooooey Goooey Red Mud! Can't find a cast list or anything...not a good sign. Saw some c...

3/5/173/5/17

by muddy_clothes

3/6/173/6/17 by HappyCamper

Replies: 2
Views: 2672

The whole "getting older" thing,phooey! non-wam

2/26/172/26/17

3/6/173/6/17 by watcher8

Replies: 9
Views: 592

Messy Makeup WAM? female messy

In our attempts to reach out to all levels of WAM. I wanted to know if anyone felt a woman having her face/body totally messed up with makeup would be of any interest? No pies, slime, mud, etc, just m...

2/25/172/25/17

3/1/173/1/17 by fruju_nz2003

Replies: 24
Views: 4084

On last nights episode of "Scorpion.".. female messy

2/28/172/28/17

2/28/172/28/17 by SlapstickStuff

Replies: 10
Views: 2537

Decent pieing in reality show female messy

A girl got pied nicely in a reality show, but could have been better if the other two pies went to her face. Go to 3:30. :thumbsup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHAy50rPqoo

2/24/172/24/17

2/24/172/24/17 by NormanMabeld

Replies: 7
Views: 2626

Valentines Day card I got today. non-wam

2/14/172/14/17

2/14/172/14/17 by jurning

Replies: 1
Views: 473

There is always one guy. non-wam

2/12/172/12/17

2/12/172/12/17 by Zoidbergs Evil Twin

Replies: 2
Views: 379

Ariel and Jayce Revenge on Nudist Jilly! WE "cover" her! female messy

I decided a month or so ago and ask reverendsl, if i could buy this CLASSIC film back from him... this is probably one of my FAVE 3 girl scenes we have done in the House of Mess. The dialogue is incre...

2/10/172/10/17

2/11/172/11/17 by OKWam

Replies: 9
Views: 2836

The first executive order! non-wam

2/3/172/3/17

2/5/172/5/17 by Regis

Replies: 5
Views: 529

Steve Aoki cakes two hottie Latina DJs! female messy

My hero strikes again! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SepcdW870mA Someone pay me $23 million a year to cake super-cute girls who love every second of it. (Oh, and also to hit "play" on my iPod and d...

1/30/171/30/17

by SlapstickStuff

1/31/171/31/17 by SStuff

Replies: 20
Views: 3716

Question for producers female messy page 1 2

What kind of videos just do not seem to sell, no matter what?

1/27/171/27/17

1/29/171/29/17 by Jayce

Replies: 30
Views: 1840

Custom ideas you couldn't get anyone to do female messy

Did any of you ever come up with a WAM custom that you just couldn't get a producer to agree to do?

1/18/171/18/17

1/24/171/24/17 by messyhot

Replies: 29
Views: 3295

From the Scottish Herald newspaper. non-wam

1/15/171/15/17

1/15/171/15/17 by deadpool

Replies: 1
Views: 459

Clemson Wins... And So Do You! female messy

For those who don't know, I'm a proud Clemson alum and lifetime fan.... It has been a LOOOOOONG 35 years but last night, we finally won the National Championship again! And with one of the all-time ep...

1/10/171/10/17

by SlapstickStuff

1/12/171/12/17 by Clayfan3245

Replies: 27
Views: 3348

He's got a certain groove. non-wam

1/8/171/8/17

1/9/171/9/17 by JediKnight

Replies: 1
Views: 300

Announcement TO Customers And Ppl Intending TO BE female messy

hey all! so, because i am attempting to juggle being a mom, going back to school and doing this, bringing new girls into the fold, and just taking care of DAILY LIFE I have to set some boundaries for...

1/2/171/2/17

1/4/171/4/17 by Jayce

Replies: 22
Views: 2327

Katy Perry-Pie Face Game female messy

Stumbled upon this video on Katy Perry's instagram of her playing the Pie Face game with her sister. Enjoy! https://instagram.com/p/BOganU1gjuF/

12/29/1612/29/16

1/1/171/1/17 by wamajama

Replies: 14
Views: 4234

Suitable punishment for drunk driving? non-wam

11/30/1611/30/16

11/30/1611/30/16 by HappyCamper

Replies: 0
Views: 352

My Holiday and Retierment from WAM video download sale (& more info) female messy page 1 2

Hi folks, As Gen Douglas MacArthur said in his farewell speech old soldiers never die they just fade away. Those are my sentiments after this last pie shoot. After 25+ years of doing this messy s...

11/23/1611/23/16

11/28/1611/28/16 by mrsbee

Replies: 34
Views: 6840

CM 11-27--Nothing Happens female messy

See title. Don't waste your time, unless you want to be angered.

11/27/1611/27/16

11/28/1611/28/16 by ABGamma

Replies: 5
Views: 925

Black Friday in Canada is insane! non-wam

11/27/1611/27/16

11/27/1611/27/16 by HappyCamper

Replies: 0
Views: 262

Jessie has had an accident non-wam

Hi,it's Mike/MJD. Just had a call to say that Jessie has had a little accident and and fallen hurting her head/neck/back/legs. I'm not there so have insisted she goes to hospital just in case because...

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10/29/1610/29/16

by www.messy-jessie.com

11/26/1611/26/16 by NormanMabeld

Replies: 21
Views: 1786

any news on Barbara Feldon lost clip? female messy

Seems like she got a pie on a Phyllis Diller show Pies aren't squared, there round. Any updates? Thanks

11/24/1611/24/16

11/25/1611/25/16 by pietosser555

Replies: 2
Views: 1016

Make your xmas tree great again! non-wam

11/23/1611/23/16

11/23/1611/23/16 by HappyCamper

Replies: 0
Views: 283

1990's mud wrestling from celeb crime show T&T female messy

Suprising amount of wrestling airtime for a cheesy 90s crime show. Mud's probably been colored orange for lighting purposes, but...ehh, whatever. https://youtu.be/WUCtsfOiqUs?t=1m25s https://youtu.b...

11/14/1611/14/16

11/14/1611/14/16 by HappyCamper

Replies: 5
Views: 2204

Just Uploaded! 3 more Vicky Victory clips! female messy

11/14/1611/14/16

11/14/1611/14/16 by HappyCamper

Replies: 5
Views: 1932

Actress Kristen Chenowith pied. female messy

11/14/1611/14/16

11/14/1611/14/16 by not a good name

Replies: 1
Views: 1889

Messages about Cali Logan non-wam

7/26/167/26/16

11/13/1611/13/16 by MFG_LonelyBear

Replies: 7
Views: 1085

Kylie Jenner-metallic blue paint! female messy

11/9/1611/9/16

11/9/1611/9/16 by HappyCamper

Replies: 2
Views: 1666

Watching videos vs reality. female messy page 1 2 3

Hi all, maybe this is the wrong thread for this and if it is, I will happily move it. I had a bit of an existential crisis of sorts while watching some videos I purchased recently.... Now this may s...

10/2/1610/2/16

by frankmeyers1

11/6/1611/6/16 by frankmeyers1

Replies: 72
Views: 8347

Who are the Producers who do mud and clay videos? coed messy page 1 2

It seems like no one does them anymore other than messygirl and she is super busy.

10/12/1610/12/16

11/6/1611/6/16 by Leila

Replies: 30
Views: 3153

19 years of Messygirl memories female messy page 1 2 3

Hi Guys! As we get ready to celebrate our 20th year of Messygirl in 2017. We thought it would be fun to have our fans go down memory lane and post some of their favorite pics from our first 19 years....

10/2/1610/2/16

10/24/1610/24/16 by NormanMabeld

Replies: 85
Views: 26451

Marriage question! non-wam page 1 2

10/7/1610/7/16

10/17/1610/17/16 by JediKnight

Replies: 33
Views: 2458

When HC got to meet Mrs Bee! non-wam

10/14/1610/14/16

10/14/1610/14/16 by mrsbee

Replies: 2
Views: 1073

If you could make your own compilation video female messy

What would it be? Lets say it could only be 60 minutes at most. So you can't say that you want say, every Anglefan video with Amber. BUT you could say you wanted every Amber pie hit. Or every...

10/6/1610/6/16

10/11/1610/11/16 by Pie Romaine-y Yak

Replies: 10
Views: 1648

If you're visiting Seattle. non-wam

10/11/1610/11/16

10/11/1610/11/16 by HappyCamper

Replies: 0
Views: 387

Happy Thanksgiving long weekend Canadians! non-wam

10/8/1610/8/16

10/8/1610/8/16 by HappyCamper

Replies: 0
Views: 296

Doug Stanhope's Antinatalism non-wam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9VjQq8FaDE What I have preached for over 50 years, my entire life.

Zoidbergs Evil Twin

10/3/1610/3/16

by Zoidbergs Evil Twin

10/6/1610/6/16 by Zoidbergs Evil Twin

Replies: 7
Views: 387

WAM Alert: K.C. Undercover (Disney Channel) female messy

In tonight's episode of "K.C. Undercover" entitled "Virtual Insanity", stars Zendaya and Veronica Dunne wrestle in a plastic swimming pool full of whipped cream. Though they play teenagers in the ser...

10/2/1610/2/16

10/5/1610/5/16 by gordonb75

Replies: 19
Views: 5042

Introducing... Cara! female messy

The newest SlapstickStuff Superstar is here! RAWHD.SlapstickStuff.com Buxom, blonde, adorable, goofy, clumsy (to an almost absurd degree)... Oh yeah, and good friends with Steve Aoki. 8-| Which led...

9/23/169/23/16

by SlapstickStuff

9/27/169/27/16 by SStuff

Replies: 27
Views: 5108

Black woman paints herself white. female messy

9/25/169/25/16

9/26/169/26/16 by HappyCamper

Replies: 3
Views: 1855

Phoebe Rodriguez female messy page 1 2 3 4

Hey guys. Remember Phoebe Rodriguez? The Canadian that made most of us smile everytime she took a pie to that beautiful hot face of hers. Anyway, she dissapeared quite a number of years ago and I was...

9/9/169/9/16

9/24/169/24/16 by Regis

Replies: 94
Views: 26125

I'm taking the plunge! non-wam

9/22/169/22/16

9/23/169/23/16 by HappyCamper

Replies: 9
Views: 983

WAM Alert (Mud): Bridget Jones's Baby female messy

Everybody's favorite GMilf Renee Zellweger does a pratfall in the mud in this certain-to-be-a-masterpiece. It was noted here back in December but now there's video; I think you can see the whole scen...

9/22/169/22/16

9/23/169/23/16 by tongue

Replies: 2
Views: 1837

This use to happen a lot. non-wam

9/19/169/19/16

9/20/169/20/16 by Zoidbergs Evil Twin

Replies: 1
Views: 399

This is either great. non-wam

9/20/169/20/16

9/20/169/20/16 by Jason_K416

Replies: 1
Views: 329

Any Trekkies here? 50th Anniversary. non-wam

9/9/169/9/16

9/17/169/17/16 by smess

Replies: 10
Views: 1338

Domingo Legal 2015 Edits (Part 1) female messy

Done with most of 2015. This is the first half of the clips I've completed so far. Links to 2014: https://umd.net/forums/domingo-legal-2014-edits-part https://umd.net/forums/domingo-legal-2014-edits...

9/13/169/13/16

9/13/169/13/16 by fredsout

Replies: 3
Views: 1134

What retired model would you like to see return? female messy page 1 2 3

Just don't start naming retired models............ Decide who is the one you miss the most and would be ecstatic to see return?

8/17/168/17/16

9/10/169/10/16 by wamajama

Replies: 84
Views: 19795

Meeting MessyGirl general messy

This past week I was in Houston, job-hunting....trust me it's a long story. When I was planning to come to Houston, I made sure I contacted Mr. MG and Leah! We traded messages and we settled on me...

9/4/169/4/16

9/7/169/7/16 by wam_dave2

Replies: 29
Views: 4911

Girl with Wam fetish? female messy page 1 2 3 4

i'm really curious . I'm really new to this site. i know there's a lot of guys with wam fetish but what about girls? i never hear about girls with WAM fetish

nintendoeater93

8/3/168/3/16

by nintendoeater93

9/5/169/5/16 by Regis

Replies: 92
Views: 18143

Being a ridiculous jackass! female messy

Hahahaha! SplatterPuss!"Being a ridiculous jackass!"This clip was shot as SplatterPuss was preparing a game for me upon my arrival back to the UK. She is such a silly jackass and I adore her! :-p Th...

9/1/169/1/16

by MyPieRogative

9/1/169/1/16 by wamfan22

Replies: 7
Views: 2224

Netflix recommendations? non-wam

8/18/168/18/16

8/31/168/31/16 by mhalver

Replies: 7
Views: 735

Gravy wrestling, anyone? coed messy

8/30/168/30/16

8/30/168/30/16 by Regis

Replies: 3
Views: 1814

New Lemmy statue in LA! non-wam

8/25/168/25/16

8/25/168/25/16 by HappyCamper

Replies: 0
Views: 514

I love you all! non-wam

8/12/168/12/16

8/23/168/23/16 by Bodypaintguy

Replies: 4
Views: 616

Smell like a bucket of Kfc! non-wam

8/23/168/23/16

8/23/168/23/16 by Jason_K416

Replies: 1
Views: 334

Hey Regis! non-wam

8/22/168/22/16

8/23/168/23/16 by Jason_K416

Replies: 1
Views: 319

New-Latino female co host(pied by the beach) female messy

Pied many times(complete pieing 3:59). She's also pied on her other channel 'Depois das Onze' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7z3X8Dr5Ww

8/18/168/18/16

8/19/168/19/16 by Rog�rio Silva

Replies: 4
Views: 2072

A treat for the Batman fans! non-wam

8/17/168/17/16

8/18/168/18/16 by JediKnight

Replies: 2
Views: 438

What hard-to-find video do you own? general messy page 1 2

You see people on this forum clamoring for it. You know the producer is long gone. But low and behold, you HAVE that video! And you're not giving it up anytime soon. What is it?

8/11/168/11/16

8/16/168/16/16 by WLG

Replies: 48
Views: 13555

Harley Quinn Cosplay, Daddy's Lil Monster: Volume 1 female messy

Volume 1 of this members only premium video is not heavy on the mess, but someone made a good point that as it is part of a larger whole that does get really messy, even hardcore wammers may want to h...

8/5/168/5/16

8/14/168/14/16 by Pattycake

Replies: 7
Views: 7679

Just The Hits compilations with SlapstickStuff Jen! female messy

Would it surprise you to know that Jen has appeared in more volumes than any SlapstickStuff model NOT named Toshia? Yep, this gorgeous, curvy girl has always been a "dark horse" model who sold consist...

8/10/168/10/16

by SlapstickStuff

8/13/168/13/16 by SStuff

Replies: 11
Views: 3136

vhs to DVD non-wam

II have a machine that will convert from VHS tape to DVD If you have any tapes yo want converted let me know, send me the tapes and I will send back the tapes and the DVD I either use DVD+rw or DVD...

8/9/168/9/16

8/13/168/13/16 by analon1

Replies: 2
Views: 417

UMD legends Jilly and Abigail make darts fun by adding stripping and sliming female messy

Abigail and Jilly in Strip and Slime Darts"2 Sexy girls decide to make darts more fun by adding stripping and sliming"Abigail and Jilly get a dartboard. They are appalling at the game so decide to add...

8/3/168/3/16

by RevSlymsford

8/13/168/13/16 by RevSlymsford

Replies: 13
Views: 4867

Cake Dives! female messy

So here's something to search for, even though the results are usually disappointing. At its best, a "cake dive" is gonna have multiple brides-to-be shoving their faces into a big ol' cake to find "di...

8/8/168/8/16

by SlapstickStuff

8/10/168/10/16 by RubberGrimm

Replies: 6
Views: 4010

Monday Night Raw,now! female messy

8/8/168/8/16

8/9/168/9/16 by ZenPies

Replies: 19
Views: 4687

So, that's how the game ended! non-wam

8/6/168/6/16

8/6/168/6/16 by JediKnight

Replies: 1
Views: 487

Ponder this during these troubled times! non-wam

7/11/167/11/16

8/1/168/1/16 by IllgetUdirtylickUclean

Replies: 3
Views: 668

New youtube pie channel I found 'pie mania' female messy

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC--T1EgKZ3hZncTyt-mMkCQ/videos

7/31/167/31/16

7/31/167/31/16 by gungedwam

Replies: 2
Views: 1985

Who is this? non-wam

I keep seeing this guy when making posts to the UMD, who is he and why is he on my forum posting page?

7/19/167/19/16

7/30/167/30/16 by Bodypaintguy

Replies: 12
Views: 1253

I'm always curious. non-wam

7/18/167/18/16

7/29/167/29/16 by HappyCamper

Replies: 13
Views: 1225

Stephen Colbert faces lawsuit over Stephen Colbert. non-wam

7/28/167/28/16

7/29/167/29/16 by Jason_K416

Replies: 7
Views: 521

Three little words general messy

...No, not *those*... 'I don't know' It seems that those have had a huge influence on a lot of American WAM fans. As a Brit myself, I've never really been exposed to YCDTOTV other than through the o...

7/28/167/28/16

7/28/167/28/16 by SStuff

Replies: 7
Views: 1584

Seen in Canada. non-wam

7/17/167/17/16

7/22/167/22/16 by JohnZoidberg

Replies: 7
Views: 952

Interview with Kymberly Jane? female messy page 1 2

Let's say Kym agreed to sit down with you and do an interview about her experience with WAM and especially pies. What would you ask her?

6/25/166/25/16

7/18/167/18/16 by Regis

Replies: 40
Views: 7752

For hair mess and fast food lovers. female messy

7/16/167/16/16

7/16/167/16/16 by HappyCamper

Replies: 0
Views: 1177

"Clintons" non-wam

As it seems they consider democracy, rule of law and world peace nothing more than turds to be flushed in their quest for control, from this day forth all the toilets in the land shall be called "Cli...

7/6/167/6/16

7/12/167/12/16 by HappyCamper

Replies: 2
Views: 539

The true meaning of July 4th. non-wam

7/4/167/4/16

7/5/167/5/16 by Regis

Replies: 4
Views: 351

Air Hostesses.. female messy

Giving Air hostesses Lucy and Charlotte the full mostwam.com treatment;)

6/17/166/17/16

7/5/167/5/16 by PeteFforestier

Replies: 17
Views: 6616

CM 6-26 female messy page 1 2

Well, the games have officially gotten dumber. At the very least, they're moving through them quickly.

6/26/166/26/16

6/30/166/30/16 by criticism unwarranted

Replies: 56
Views: 6105

Am I wrong. non-wam

6/29/166/29/16

6/30/166/30/16 by MyPieRogative

Replies: 10
Views: 1185

Just saw this. female messy

6/27/166/27/16

6/27/166/27/16 by Meathook

Replies: 2
Views: 3321

Heidi Klum's Slimy Costume Prep female messy

How did we miss this?! Posted October 2nd last year on her Instagram, it's Heidi Klum getting a "slime me up" treatment as prep for a Halloween costume: https://www.instagram.com/p/8WWE6Uj1aR/ I could...

6/22/166/22/16

6/22/166/22/16 by HappyCamper

Replies: 1
Views: 2490

Outfits You'd Like To See Getting Messy male messy

Over the years, I've noticed that one of the more popular sub-genres of WAM involves clothed women getting messy. The most common outfits used tend to be cheerleader uniforms or French maid outfits, b...

6/13/166/13/16

6/18/166/18/16 by ruegger

Replies: 24
Views: 4323

Uber-Hot Pics of Mrs. Bee female messy

I was checking out Mrs. Bee's new vid that she's posted, and saw these two pics with the boa & crinoline (Or whatever it's called). She looks absolutely gorgeous, and so glamorous! :kiss: I al...

6/16/166/16/16

by Norman Mabeld

6/18/166/18/16 by Pie Romaine-y Yak

Replies: 19
Views: 4358

Yep, this happened today. non-wam

6/14/166/14/16

6/16/166/16/16 by Norman Mabeld

Replies: 5
Views: 1067

CM 6-12 female messy

Another hour-long AeT segment this week. This is going to be a long hour. "How many letters are in the alphabet?" "26" "Brilliant! Astounding answer!"

6/12/166/12/16

6/16/166/16/16 by ABGamma

Replies: 20
Views: 3261

Nice maple syrup pic! female messy

6/15/166/15/16

6/15/166/15/16 by HappyCamper

Replies: 0
Views: 1628

Mrs. Bee? Found on fb female messy

Saw this on a fb post...

6/12/166/12/16

6/14/166/14/16 by watcher8

Replies: 5
Views: 4014

Final Punishment from past week. female messy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnatPOHxos4

Rog�rio Silva

6/12/166/12/16

by Rog�rio Silva

6/13/166/13/16 by JohnZoidberg

Replies: 8
Views: 2778

Mud Wrestling Mystery! female messy

Does anybody recognize this photo? This Reddit discussion claims it's from a mainstream scene from the early '80s, but there aren't many other clues. (The two guesses therein, STRIPES and ROADIE, ar...

6/11/166/11/16

6/13/166/13/16 by Regis

Replies: 19
Views: 4499

Favorite soap opera WAM scene? female messy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgXTuTQmz6o I believe this is mine.

6/2/166/2/16

6/7/166/7/16 by Bozo1

Replies: 18
Views: 6767

SlapstickStuff presents Carrie's Return To Blonde! female messy

Many of you were asking for this, and now it's finally true: Carrie has returned... as a blonde! RAWHD.SlapstickStuff.com It's her first "Blondie" volume since SS116 back in 2012 (!!), but it's a se...

6/5/166/5/16

by SlapstickStuff

6/7/166/7/16 by JohnZoidberg

Replies: 16
Views: 4264

CM 6-5 female messy

Well, it started at 6pm, leaving a full hour for AeT (Agora e Torta). The show hasn't done that since back in the Chega Mais days.

6/5/166/5/16

6/7/166/7/16 by fredsout

Replies: 22
Views: 2551

You did not see this coming female messy

Netflix just bought 10 episodes of a fictional show about an out of work actress who takes a job working as a wrestler. It is set in the 1980's and is loosely based on the GLOW show at the Riviera....

5/31/165/31/16

6/6/166/6/16 by Myds

Replies: 9
Views: 2811

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