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A love of joy
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Something I say a lot is that joy is hot, especially in a wam context, so I thought I'd try talk more about my thoughts on that. I don't enjoy humiliation or degradation. Seeing someone upset or uncomfortable is a massive turn off for me, I can't connect with myself and my sexuality whilst that's happening. So why do I love pies then? Surely the purpose is to humiliate someone with them? Well... no. For me, it's fun, and that's what I love. People playing together, being silly, and most impor...   Read
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A love of joy
Blog by Pie Princess JoyTuesday 38 viewstransgender
Something I say a lot is that joy is hot, especially in a wam context, so I thought I'd try talk more about my thoughts on that. I don't enjoy humiliation or degradation. Seeing someone upset or uncomfortable is a massive turn off for me, I can't co...
The estate agent
Blog by general wamSaturday 63 viewsmale
The late afternoon light painted the sky in strokes of rose and gold, the kind of light that makes even ordinary things seem touched with charm. Marissa tightened the strap of her black leather satchel and checked her reflection in the glass door bef...
Next up? Give me ideas!
Blog by Trixxi Muddy Messy Girl8 days ago 51 viewsfemale
Ok y'all what do you want to se me do next? So I need ideas from my peeps! What do you want to see? What turns you on? I have a list below of things I have ideas on but am willing to add to that! Everyone has been amazing so far and I cannot wait...
My first (and only?) blog post
Blog by BetaPieBoy8 days ago 59 viewsmale,
Hello. Does anyone actually read these? Guess I'll find out soon... I'm using this first post (of hopefully many) to outline my upcoming plans re videos. FREE VIDS: I owe voters a video for my recent FUNNY FACE FUN poll to choose a pre-pie humilia...
Update: massive mud pour.a success!
Blog by Trixxi Muddy Messy Girl8 days ago 35 viewsfemale
One: it's an HONOR to be one of the most loved on UMD!!! I'm thankful for everyone!!! This sjot omg my tittie clamps, white see through camisole. Black bikini bottoms. Having the smooth clay poured onto my body. Was THE BEST time ever! Having th...
Thanks!
Blog by Trixxi Muddy Messy Girl12 days ago 66 viewsfemale
I'm so new here. Things have been amazing! The staff and support are great. Been dragged into the pit and y'all have shown me so much love & I thank you! Not only mud, mess, pudding, whipped cream, chocolate milk, jello, blindfolded, tied, pie...
I just want to slip and fall on cakes
Blog by SlipperyGunge19 days ago 48 viewsmale, explicit
I want to do this wearing a white button down shirt. Beige suspenders holding up white waffle long johns underwear bunched into sock garters holding up sheer black socks. Brown wingtip loafer slides. I really want to litter the floor with banana skin...
I'm in Jersey City! Wish I could get pied.
Blog by blondbear23 days ago 73 viewsmale
So work sent me to Jersey City and I'm here until the 9th. If anyone sees this who is in the area who might to get together for mutual mess let me know. I'm stocking up on shaving cream. Won't get pie shells until something is set up. But I'm open t...
Annes wet day
Blog by WetnWildIII26 days ago 172 viewsfemale
At 6:30 a.m., Anne, a 32-year-old marketer, had her alarm going off, and a new day had begun. She stared at the ceiling for a moment before rolling out of bed, her feet landing on a cold wooden floor. She got up and dressed in her favorite blue jeans...
hot riding to cool off
Blog by Lilysoaked27 days ago 96 viewsfemale
hi there me & my sister went to ride our scooter then we pass by the water falls and stop there we just supposed to take a picture of a nature but my sister fell down off the water fully clothes(jeans and boots) but instead she told me to just sw...
A lovely swim
Blog by Quilnifor28 days ago 39 viewsmale
I've been on holiday this week and had a fantastic opportunity to go down to the beach and swim in a lovely clear sea (in the UK even!) with my GF. She wore a pink T-shirt that delightfully showed off her dark grey bikini when it got wet and pink bo...
I wanna get the messiest I've ever been but I need your help...
Blog by Messy Temptress29 days ago 189 viewsfemale
I'm itching to film some really extreme content lately and ideally get the messiest i've ever been! So, for a limited time, I'm offering custom for just the cost of supplies/ingredients just as long as it's a crazy, over-the-top idea! Pies, slime, sa...
Lurker no more
Blog by Brazza6668/18/25 44 viewsmale,
Well been on her for 14 plus years and with me taking the plunge on my first in person session later in the year thought I would be a bit more active. Have self wammed a bit in the past mainly with custard, foam pies a little gunge and custard/gung...
Near Hits and Misses
Blog by boychucker8/13/25 284 viewsfemale, explicit
If I could count the number of times life has thrown the opportunity for wet and messy activities my way, you might not even believe me! When I was a teenager, I was sexually active from the age of 15 on. I had a few older men that I would sleep with...
A charity shop haul.
Blog by Quilnifor8/12/25 50 viewsmale
So yesterday I went charity shopping, looking for a fun outfit or two and I found my absolute favourite. Pink very light puma top, pink girls swim shorts which I cut the mesh out of and a fantastic tie sided and halterneck bikini. Which I also cut li...
Looking for friends to chat for wam experiences
Blog by Healer7/27/25 85 viewsfemale
Hello wam community, I am a male having a fetish of clothe wam.. I am interested to chat with people that we are sharing the same fetish, discuss experiences, make conversations etc.. Anyone who is interested please message me to talk about Wetlook...
Thought of the Day
Blog by boychucker7/26/25 191 viewsfemale
I really miss the function on this site where you could put your thought of the day! How many other of you are with me on this? I really miss being able to write a short blurb about what I'm currently fantasizing about, what kind of mess I'm planning...
Annie's Outstanding Forfeits
Blog by AnnietheDiva7/25/25 109 viewstransgender
As I am a serial Gunge Dodger, I am required to keep this up to date in order that I don't "accidentally" forget to complete any of my gungings. The list is below, and, gulp, is rather long already. Extreme Fill the Tank - 1 gunging, 4 items of clo...
The You Can't Do That On Set Chronicles: Episode 5
Blog by The Man and The Wife7/22/25 555 viewsfemale
Welcome back to the You Can't Do That On Set Chronicles! It's here that I'll be keeping track of info about our 'You Can't Do That On Set' video series episode by episode. This includes any of the series first-evers, fun facts, and behind the scenes...
My Upcoming Session!
Blog by Messyexplorer7/19/25 125 viewsfemale, explicit
So! This session is probably going to be the biggest session I've ever done, and I've always had a love/hate relationship with WAM. But I don't think it's because of the WAM itself--I think it's because I was always anxious about getting caught, what...
Messy Vlog
Blog by Messyexplorer7/19/25 74 viewsfemale
Hello I'm not much of a writer or anything of the sorts but I wanted to use the blog section as kinda like a log or a journal type deal to show what I wanna do for future messes what I'm thinking of getting up to with the next session and share how I...
Current Pyramid Forfeits
Blog by SteamyMess7/18/25 113 viewsmale
As part of the pyramid game, I have to play until I end up in position E. This blog keeps track of accumulated messes as part of that pyramid game Initial Pyramid Tasks: I Was D D1: Sit with your feet in a bowl/bucket of beans for 5 mins (X3) D2:...
WAM Game--Unlock Your Cock
Blog by ProfessorPiePod7/7/25 357 viewsmale
Players: 2 (one victim and one dom/domme) Equality: only the victim gets messy Setup: -the victim should wear a chastity cage for this game -prepare 6 pies and 12 other messy items (to be potentially combined in a slop bucket) -designate one pie th...
Writing Update
Blog by PieWriter7/7/25 210 viewsfemale
Well, things change, time passes, tomatoes grow and the neighbor's dog eats them. Forget that last part, it's not apropos to the discussion. SO. Where all the new stories at? There won't be many new stories from this point forward. If I do cra...
Pleaser Boots, Generic Boots
Blog by Pleaserbootsboy7/5/25 72 viewsmale
The divine part of what I enjoy is getting my boots wet or messy. Sexy pleaser heels in particularly. However, due to the tariffs of a certain American and the subsequent trade war he kicked off Pleaser Boots are expensive. That means that unlike w...
WAM Hotel Art Series--Patreon Brainstorming
Blog by white softpaws6/30/25 73 viewsfemale
Now that my holiday is over and I'm nicely refreshed, I'm getting back into the saddle with my WAM hotel series on my Patreon. I've got a nice six image art series lined up that my wonderful Patreons will be able shape and direct. So if that sounds l...
Expensive hotelroom, new outfits... destroyed!
Blog by TheWetBrothers6/28/25 182 viewsmale
Dylan had no choice. Brian was unstoppable, a force of nature with no intention of slowing down. The hotel room was beautiful--clean, white, and expensive, with everything meticulously arranged. The luxury of the place only added to the tension in th...
I meet my GF's aunt
Blog by ThePieBoy6/27/25 147 viewsmale, explicit
When Kristi's aunt came to town she did it in a BIG way. Kristi and I were both off that day and hanging out at her mother's house as usual when we didn't have anything to do. I was wearing my baggy black RUBBER jeans and t-shirt; it was something th...
Dreams Come True in Goo: My First-Ever Splat!
Blog by JBond6/24/25 327 viewsmale
After much planning and thousands of miles of travel, a dream came true this past weekend: I attended Splat! at Townhouse and even got to be part of the set-up and clean-up crew. It was an absolute blast of a time. Once everything was tarped, mixed,...
Cooling off on a hot day
Blog by WetNikki6/21/25 108 viewstransgender
I love hot weather so having a free Saturday on a 33C/91F meant wearing my skinny gear out and about and search of a chance to get wet elsewhere than the usual bath or shower. I pit on a top in a colour that shows up any wetness the most. It looked p...

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