A half-Asian half-Scandinavian 44 year old girl who fantasizes about getting into terrible messes. I stand tall, at 5'11". My biggest fantasy to date still has to be my dream to have my boyfriend let me mess him up, preferably in one of his button up shirts. I'd love to get him good and covered with some slime or mud. He'd look so hot, but I don't think he'll let me do that to him! There's something really appealing to me about the idea of getting someone messy that's never been before, and it's even hotter for me if they've never considered it before. That's like the holy grail for me. Of course I prefer being on the receiving end when it comes to messes. It just feels so good. I love the textures, mostly smooth, slippery ones. I also really enjoy the humiliation aspect of getting messy. For some reason that really does it for me. I should mention that I only enjoy these scenarios in a private planned play session, not in real life! I have absolutely no desire to take part in a mud run or get myself muddy when I'm trying to see live music, etc. There is no way I would want to get that horny in public! It would be so awkward and uncomfortable. I would feel so... exposed. And these days everyone has a camera in their pocket. It's a no for me! Although I don't mind if my clothes get wet in public. That actually kind of excites me! I've been known to run through sprinklers at all times of the year. Most of the people in my life don't know about my fetish or the fact that I make videos and I'd like to keep it that way. Luckily only a small percentage of the population is into this fetish. Mostly I think it is misunderstood. I blame my mother for not letting me get dirty as a child! Lol
I'm currently on the lookout for other females in the Seattle or Portland area to collaborate with. Let's have some fun and make a video! My favorites are mud, clay, whipped cream pies, and chocolate pudding, in that order. There's a long list of things I have tried once and will not try again, like molasses, syrup, honey, Nutella, sprinkles, yogurt, ice cream, marshmallow fluff, peanut butter, eggs, margarine, and most savory stuff. A couple years ago I let a friend try all this stuff with me because he paid me well, but I really didn't enjoy it! I'm not a fan of anything sticky, gritty or smelly. I try really hard to answer every message I get, but I have been absent for a couple years due to health problems (see my blog) and housing issues. I'm back and I'm battling a pretty big inbox full of messages. If you want me to read your message, drop me another line so you float to the top of the stack. I've got Adhd, Ptsd and anxiety disorder; the struggle is real! I do love talking to all the awesome friends I've made on the site. I'm partial to my fellow Asian peeps and I love my trans and queers. If I don't reply right away, that just means I'm taking a little break to do family things. Be patient with me. Answering messages is kind of a new thing for me.
Outside of wam, my hobbies are seeing live music, cooking, baking, making art, reading and traveling. Since I had kids, I don't see as many bands as I used to, but I never miss Atmosphere when they're in town. They're from MN like me and I've been following them since high school. (Also Slug looks really cute as a clown!) I followed Pavement, Rocket From the Crypt and Spoon around the country in the 90's. Other favorites are Girls Against Boys, Brainiac, and the Jesus Lizard. Nobody has good taste in music anymore. Big David Lynch fan. I love animals, especially birds. My dream is to have one more baby before I'm too old. (Let me hold your baby!)
Xoxo,
Amy
If you want to buy me a gift, here's my wish list: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/36GO6VN7VJ7DP?ref_=wl_share
I will glady get messy in any of the outfits on my wish list, or anything else that gets sent to me. Amazon allows you to add additional items that are not on the list, if you so choose. Currently, I'm a size 16/18 (2X) and a womens 12 1/2 -13 US shoe size. (mens 10 1/2-11 shoe) Mens shoes fit me better than most womens shoes, fyi. Surprisingly I've only had one fan buy me gifts, but I would love to receive from someone new! I don't get many luxuries in life because I spend most of my money on my kids. Don't forget, umd has a tip option, too!
I've decided to keep the price of subscription to my store at $10 for the time being.
Please don't share my work anywhere else! You do not have permission and it's actually against the law!
Oh, and I found out I'm not allowed to discuss requests, specifically paid ones on here, so if you've got questions like that, just ask me for my email address so that we're all following the rules! I am not a professional, nor do I claim to be. My stuff falls pretty squarely in the amateur category and I always try to make that known so that nobody is upset by the quality when they purchase one of my videos. I never pressed record on my first dozen or so messy exploits, so think of it like I'm giving you a peek into my private messy adventures; stuff I'd be doing anyway, even if the camera wasn't there. I still try my best to make sure everything looks good and I learn more with each video I make. Thanks for coming along for the ride! Yee-Hah!
Update: I haven't made any videos for the month of August due to my skin condition. It had flared up again for pretty much the entire month. Luckily my doctor put me back on Doxycycline, and that has helped my skin to normalize cell production once again and not go completely haywire.
One last thing - I've been so stressed out the last couple of weeks. I had to go to court this week to get another restraining order on a deranged individual who has been stalking me online for 7 1/2 years. Recently, he started sending me up to 20 messages a day. He's the reason I quit using Instagram. He finds me pretty much anywhere that I go online and this site is one of the places where he likes to pop up and say really awful things on my pics and my profile. If you see anything that doesn't seem right, anything that isn't the usual friendly way that we do things here on umd, please take screenshots first, so I have proof and can send this loser freak to jail (again) where he belongs! It's the only thing that seems to work to get the message through that I don't want anything to do with him. Next, alert me. And then, lastly, flag it and report it to Messmaster so he can pull it and block him from the site. Sending him to jail only works for awhile, before he pops up again like a bad case of VD, but it's the best tool I've got. Thank you for your vigilance in helping me keep my online world a safe space.
Love you, too
I'm currently on the lookout for other females in the Seattle or Portland area to collaborate with. Let's have some fun and make a video! My favorites are mud, clay, whipped cream pies, and chocolate pudding, in that order. There's a long list of things I have tried once and will not try again, like molasses, syrup, honey, Nutella, sprinkles, yogurt, ice cream, marshmallow fluff, peanut butter, eggs, margarine, and most savory stuff. A couple years ago I let a friend try all this stuff with me because he paid me well, but I really didn't enjoy it! I'm not a fan of anything sticky, gritty or smelly. I try really hard to answer every message I get, but I have been absent for a couple years due to health problems (see my blog) and housing issues. I'm back and I'm battling a pretty big inbox full of messages. If you want me to read your message, drop me another line so you float to the top of the stack. I've got Adhd, Ptsd and anxiety disorder; the struggle is real! I do love talking to all the awesome friends I've made on the site. I'm partial to my fellow Asian peeps and I love my trans and queers. If I don't reply right away, that just means I'm taking a little break to do family things. Be patient with me. Answering messages is kind of a new thing for me.
Outside of wam, my hobbies are seeing live music, cooking, baking, making art, reading and traveling. Since I had kids, I don't see as many bands as I used to, but I never miss Atmosphere when they're in town. They're from MN like me and I've been following them since high school. (Also Slug looks really cute as a clown!) I followed Pavement, Rocket From the Crypt and Spoon around the country in the 90's. Other favorites are Girls Against Boys, Brainiac, and the Jesus Lizard. Nobody has good taste in music anymore. Big David Lynch fan. I love animals, especially birds. My dream is to have one more baby before I'm too old. (Let me hold your baby!)
Xoxo,
Amy
If you want to buy me a gift, here's my wish list: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/36GO6VN7VJ7DP?ref_=wl_share
I will glady get messy in any of the outfits on my wish list, or anything else that gets sent to me. Amazon allows you to add additional items that are not on the list, if you so choose. Currently, I'm a size 16/18 (2X) and a womens 12 1/2 -13 US shoe size. (mens 10 1/2-11 shoe) Mens shoes fit me better than most womens shoes, fyi. Surprisingly I've only had one fan buy me gifts, but I would love to receive from someone new! I don't get many luxuries in life because I spend most of my money on my kids. Don't forget, umd has a tip option, too!
I've decided to keep the price of subscription to my store at $10 for the time being.
Please don't share my work anywhere else! You do not have permission and it's actually against the law!
Oh, and I found out I'm not allowed to discuss requests, specifically paid ones on here, so if you've got questions like that, just ask me for my email address so that we're all following the rules! I am not a professional, nor do I claim to be. My stuff falls pretty squarely in the amateur category and I always try to make that known so that nobody is upset by the quality when they purchase one of my videos. I never pressed record on my first dozen or so messy exploits, so think of it like I'm giving you a peek into my private messy adventures; stuff I'd be doing anyway, even if the camera wasn't there. I still try my best to make sure everything looks good and I learn more with each video I make. Thanks for coming along for the ride! Yee-Hah!
Update: I haven't made any videos for the month of August due to my skin condition. It had flared up again for pretty much the entire month. Luckily my doctor put me back on Doxycycline, and that has helped my skin to normalize cell production once again and not go completely haywire.
One last thing - I've been so stressed out the last couple of weeks. I had to go to court this week to get another restraining order on a deranged individual who has been stalking me online for 7 1/2 years. Recently, he started sending me up to 20 messages a day. He's the reason I quit using Instagram. He finds me pretty much anywhere that I go online and this site is one of the places where he likes to pop up and say really awful things on my pics and my profile. If you see anything that doesn't seem right, anything that isn't the usual friendly way that we do things here on umd, please take screenshots first, so I have proof and can send this loser freak to jail (again) where he belongs! It's the only thing that seems to work to get the message through that I don't want anything to do with him. Next, alert me. And then, lastly, flag it and report it to Messmaster so he can pull it and block him from the site. Sending him to jail only works for awhile, before he pops up again like a bad case of VD, but it's the best tool I've got. Thank you for your vigilance in helping me keep my online world a safe space.