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Baked Beans
A substance with a unique texture and a localized fan base
Buying Custom Scenes
Negotiate with a model, and be on your way to owning a one-off fantasy scene.
Cake Batter
Readily available, cleans up easily, tastes good, feels great!
Cool Whip
Non-dairy whipped topping is oil-based but still fun.
Thick custard giving good coverage of this guy's bare feet
Lotion Play / Nuru Massages
These naked full-body massages sometimes end with happy endings.
The odorless, tasteless thickener we all know and love
The natural, outdoorsy, and perhaps healthy way to wam
Paint can be fun!
Pies in the face appeals to a humiliation side of the wet and messy fetish.
Pudding / Custard
Get it in bulk and enjoy the creamy goodness.
Shaving Cream
A non-smelly and cheaper alternative to whipped cream.
Wet and Messy
A WAM model covers herself in cakes and melted ice cream.
Whipped Cream
Convenient, tasty, and always sexy.


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