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Well for the first time in my life i purchased a full neoprene wet suit , ( trespass shop and a sale on ) i walked up to the stand , see a large sized one , went to try it on, (well what it felt like dry was amazing,) nice feel , close tight fit , like a morph suit ,...

MyPieRogative what can I say but 5 out of 5, 10 out of 10, 5 Stars out of 5, I think you dear reader might be getting the picture, but how did I come to that conclusion I hear you ask? Read on and find out. I had been an occasional lurker on UMD only joining in Marc...

Last night i was walking home after few drinks with friends, it was absolutely chucking it down. I was wearing my black north face jacket with skinny jeans and adidas trainers, as i was walking in rain i tepped into a massive puddle which submerged my feet and having th...

Its been a funny year so far, and sploshing activities have been difficult to arrange. Certainly so far, things havent quite gone to plan. Looking back though it's amazing how well I've done considering; mainly smaller sessions when opportunities have suddenly presented...

There is a brand New video on youtube. Wet G-Starts with my Denim Jacket Here is the link: https://youtu.be/LXgK4UO_H2o

I moved to Florida a year ago from Maryland. Up there I had a couple good mud spots I'd played in a few times, so after moving I made finding a new spot a priority and finally hit paydirt. And what a find it was, tucked away in a corner of a park within walking distance...

Last weekend was a rather busy one for me - the tripleWAMmy, it's strange the way things work out sometimes! I did have a session booked in for my birthday, but that had to be postponed for reasons outwith either of us' control. Along came the second London Splosh Gam...

I haven't had a lot of time to spend here lately, and I never have time to respond to each individual message or friend request I get but I just wanted to say a big THANK YOU!! to all you guys who've shown your love of my pics & videos. Nothing is so guaranteed to...

well it bee very wet in the uk this week , i planned to get wet so many times and something else came up , until today , i was free to , so i had planned what to wear, jeans or chinos, shirt or suit , um,d and arch, until i though rite its going to a xdress time not...

Edited 13 July 2017 to add names of people I couldn't remember. Wow, what can I say but it was another absolute blast! I saw the post for London Splosh Games two appear on Fetlife/UMD and within a minute or so I was logging in to get my ticket as I knew it was somet...

Guys go visit my new redesign you tube channel www.youtube.com/c/wetty2010 I also activate my UMD site posting pictures, videos and becomeing a mode where i encourage all interest guys who wants to film videos contact me. I wanna travel i want meet guys who like what i...

We have produced a couple of free promotional videos featuring dozens of photos and clips in a hip music video format to show you the variety of images you will find at "A Splash Of Glamour" and our video side we call, "Always Wet & Sexy". We appreciate the help and...

I saw the advertising about S.L.O.S.H. Presents messing About at Underworld on the homepage of S.L.O.S.H. and was curious. So I clicked on the link and informed me. After I had asked some questions by mail, I decided to do it. I bought a ticket. The flight from germany...

I saw the post on UMD about 'S.L.O.S.H. Presents Messing about an Underworld' on 5 April and within about 30secs of reading the post, I knew I had to buy a ticket. Ticket was bought without any problems and now I had the wait for the event. Having been to Underworld...

I went to a summer fun day recently arranged by my place of work. There were loads of silly games and many of them were quite messy, so we were told to dress appropriately! The one that really excited me was an arm wrestling competition with a pirate theme! You see, the...

This is so funny, I'm writing about my last forfeit when a very good splosh friend & I are about to find out about tonights clash. My friend Arry is from England & I'm from Scotland & since both of us are splosh fans, its a great way to share our love of all...

Hey guys, me and my partner have been in a solid relationship for the past 6 years, she still doesnt know about my wam fetish and i would love for her to experience it with me. I have tried to in introduce it to her once or twice but she never got the hint. Does anybod...

So I quickly heard about this Gentlemen's Club. This club is really exclusive. Hard to get into really hard you have to always wear a crisp suit always have to look your best and you get to stay in amazing Beach house and big beautiful yacht's so after so many years of...

I awoke to her climbing on top of me. "Good morning, bitch!" she said. I could see it in her eye - something was up. Usually she was never horny in the morning, and slept until noon anyways. But no, today something was up. She felt my cock begin to harden and started gr...

Lets go fun :)

Another Wet Weekend They checked out of the hotel later that morning, and Fiona was delighted to be presented with a voucher offering her thirty dollars off the cost of another visit, if made within a month! Already the seeds of the idea of another weekend with Number T...

A lot of people might relate to this, if you do please feel free to comment and if i can ill reply :) Ive had a wam fetish for nearly 20 years, and it has remained secret the entire time. Like a lot of people on here, im afraid of being judged or rejected. The thing is...

Looking like I've got a new WAMMING partner. Cute little blonde named Beth in her early 40's I've been dating for a few months. I bought her a kayak for her recent birthday, and yesterday (5/5) she insisted we try it out. Loaded hers and mine up and headed to a flood...

My workplace always gets behind initiatives such as Comic Relief and this time was no exception. One of my friends cooked up the idea of "The Mud Bucket Challenge". Unlike the famous ice bucket challenge, this wasn't a pour over the head job, but a big bucket of thick m...

Wake up after a couple of hours of sleep bright and early for my 21st. Hastily sort out some train tickets for about two hours time, and then head into the bathroom shaking like a bastard. Lie some plastic bags on the shower floor, bring laptop into bathroom, and by 4 i...

My best recollection of when it started for me as a young boy, was watching the Jungle Book and that sneaky snake wrapping his coils around Mowgli, and that started my mind going about what it would be like to feel those coils. Then I seen the movie The Blob (1958), and...

So i had a dream last night, don't know what would have brought it on but anyway that doesn't matter. It was about an ex partner who i had a very active and varied fetish sex life with, she was always up for wet clothes and didn't mind a bit of custard in her knickers e...

Aren't we lucky being WAM-lovers? For us, any supermarket is a sex shop. Do you recognize that feeling? Walking in a store, imagining all the things you could get messy with. things you can fuck, things you can pour in your undies, things you can put in your ass... Thin...

Nobody Loves Us Clowns. We Shouldn't Be Foolin' Around. We Should Be Serious. And Not Delirious. Nobody Loves Us Clowns. I REALLY MEAN IT! Nobody Loves Us CLOWNS!!! :P

I keep seeing this video on YouTube and can never get it out my head, it's a girl named Stephanie, from round the North Est area. She is recorded introducing herself and that she is about to be gunged. The video pans from her feet up over her sexy ass and to her face,...

So last night whilst having a very mixed sleep I started dreaming about an ex partner and boy was it worth it. I remember this trip we took, I picked her up and started the journey she was wearing a purple t-shirt and black yoga pants, tight but not as fitted as legging...

This is an edited version of my post on Fetlife under the same user name. I was booked in for Sploshing Event at Townhouse on 31st July 2016, but unfortunately my car broke down the day before and I was gutted that I wasn't able to get to the event. With the hours I...

I was thinking once I open my own download store and start selling some product on here, i was thinking !, it would be an awesome idea to live stream a full pie season with my girlfriend getting creamed as per usual ;p... just a thought ;)

Just gonna rant here a sec, m'kay? I get the occasional email that basically says, for more or less, "Sorry to bother you..." Uh, no you're not, or you wouldn't be writing. And you start an email by apologizing? I'm supposed to forgive you for...... ??? "I suck at...

Tuesday: Confirmed date for next Tuesday with Monica at 10:00. To quote the email reply, "....Monica....is completely fine with your request and willing to participate fully..... you can get her messy as much as you want." Booked hotel List of items to purchase: -...

Fiona by Herself at the Pool Tony had an interview and assessment for a temporary post at a home delivery company, working as a dispatch manager to be based at the depot. The job was due to start at the beginning of October and to last for six months, which would be id...

It's interesting how sometimes you just know certain things. He makes me feel like a fortune teller at times. A look across a dinner table, or a moment of locking eyes with a smile walking down the street, or in this case, looking up seeing him with laughter in his eyes...

Just a quick blip before I go bouncing around Pieland for the day: Someone said to me this week, and I'm paraphrasing here, "You're impossibly perfect!" BINGO! Key word here is "impossibly"! See, lemme 'splain: I'm very aware that my profile is provocative. It i...

"Where are you from?" -Pieland, Slapstickonia, USA. Like it says on my profile! "What do you do?" -Mainly make silly and risky comments while someone is holding a pie. Generally this is right after whatever I was wearing is now on the floor. "What's your major?" -I h...

K. Writes: "Why all of the boob pics? Are any of them you?" Why the pics? I like them! They're aspirational to me at the moment I find them, and for the "theater in my mind" (not a real theater, just go with it for a second) I imagine that's what I'd look like while I'...

It's time for a happy, upbeat blog post! So once, I met a woman who was an overall very positive kinkster and who thought the idea of pies in the face was, if not erotic, at least very fun and had great power-play potential. We hit it off personally, and since I was in...

And now, lets dip into our mailbag shall we? Viewer Bill (not his real name) writes in. Bill asks "Why don't you show us what you look like? How do we know you're as cute as you say you are and not some fat cow or some horny guy somewhere? You should post a picture of...

You know you're a WAMmer when... You own a stack of B&Q orange buckets, despite never washing cars or doing garden work... You own a vast amount of paper plates, despite rarely holding a buffet... You buy massive quantities of shaving foam, despite using an elec...

There's been this thing lately where I chat with someone and they do something WAMmy without my consent. It turns them on apparently, even after we've agreed what the interests and boundaries are for our chat time together. This is huge NOPE. I get that forcing your...

Even though it had snowed all day new years eve and the the temperature was below 0C I managed to get wet multiple times on New Years day. First I did a polar bear swim at noon. When I got to the location of the polar bear swim I found out that due to the below 0 temps...

Ok, so I thought I would share my slightly strange fantasy with you guys. Let me know what you think... Imagine a young, tall cute blond guy. Both he and I are wearing tshirts and sweat pants. He sits down on a bed, so his legs are resting on the bed but he's sitting...

Seeing that smile on his face excites me even more while he is standing surrounded by pies pleased with his actions so far...i get up off the floor and slowly slide my feet across the floor to meet him at the table of pies... He chuckles as i slip and slide my way acros...

Conversation with MessyWife on Jan 29th 2017 ------------------------------------------------------- (1:34PM) Me: hi (1:36PM) MessyWife: hiya (Smile) (1:44PM) Me: hows your day going? (1:46PM) MessyWife: all good now ive opened up the wine (Smile) and you? (1:47PM) Me:...

Lately I've been having a lot of thoughts about 2 ex partners both of who gave me a lot of pleasure with getting wet and messy. I used to enjoy the tight gym clothes and the jeans as well as using custard to get messy and filling knickers. There's nothing better than...

Recently, I took part in a fun quiz night as a fundraiser with my work colleagues. Where it differed from a normal quiz was the fact that at various points throughout the night people that were deemed to have performed poorly were ordered into a bath full of mud. Most p...

SAP diapers are unique diapers consisting of gel that gives extremely comfortable shiverings throughout the body every time I pee on such diaper. When I pee on SAP diapers I do it mercilessly and do not care at all about the ruthless treatment I expose to the diapers....

Pee in diapers is crazy exciting and liberating and this has become a sport where the primary purpose is to pee over and over again in brand new diapers for several minutes so that they after a while is a totally disaster. I have neurlogic incontinence wich include a ve...

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I am sorry I have not log in a while. I have to stay with friends in the last few weeks, due to the fact my water heater busted in my home. Also the broken water heater lead to frozen pipes in the building too. Finally my roommates and I fix the plumbing and replace the...

After havinbg a few pm's about what I'm up to/why I'm not online much....I thought I'd better give you all an update..... Since August 2016 I have been back at college, undertaking a new venture, no less! I am now studying Animal Care Management, with a view to workin...

Tony's Treat It was winter and it was closed season at the outdoor pool. Tony had a temporary job at a warehouse, picking goods from the thousands of storage areas and shelves, and rushing them onto trolleys to be dispatched. Every shift was a hard slog, there was liter...

There was a thread recently asking if people liked getting messy. I wanted to expound on the subject but like I said earlier, if I post on a thread it will die immediately. It's a gift. I don't like getting messy. I didn't actually know that at first. Growing up I wa...

It's a movie cliche in the third or fourth installment of a comedy/action series, after an especially exhausting yet familiar action sequence, the weary sidekick will say in an aside, 'I'm too old for this shit'. Well I reached that point in my wam career this morning....

You know how it is, you think you've got presents for everyone and then someone turns up at the last minute with a gift and have have nothing to give them back... Wammer of the Day on Christmas day is kinda cool! Thanks to everyone who loved the photos/videos now and i...

Hello everybody, I am Luuk, a 19 years old boy from Utrecht, The Netherlands. I was 8 year at the start of my Wet And Messy Story. I do WAM with everything, paint, mud, custard, ketchup etc etc. A few years later, I start with bdsm. I am a gay slaveboy. (I am gay and I...

So I figured i'd try this blog thing for awhile though i'll probably delete this tomorrow. I always do. Eventually i'll leave one up. So yeah, i'm bored. And a little high. I love my green, what can I say. I am a thread killer so I don't post much. I wish I could do m...

For years, I have carefully ventured behind the old barn at home and down to the creek for some nice muddy relaxation. I never understood why I am so attracted to the dark, deep, captivating mud that lined the banks of our creek, but the feeling is so unique I can't hel...

So another year has past. Ive nearly been on umd 10 years not (had a previous profile) This year has been most interesting and a bit turbulent. I enjoyed meeting with elf earlier in january and february and met tim in january aswell but then pretty much ceased filming...

The night has finally arrived. I have been ordered upstairs by my sexy wife to prepare me her naughty sex and messy punishment dungeon. Looks like i am well in for a good seeing to! Just about to make up 3 buckets of blue, purple and glossy black slop for her to use and...

Has anyone been fascinated by movies where the villain/villainess meets a sticky end through slapstick and lots of WAM scenes !! I love the powerful role suddenly being reduced to a slimy blob! I've always admired Cruella Deville in 101 Dalmatians and 102 Dalmatians !...

At what point do you wake up, each and every day... Hoping that this will be the time that all the hurt will go away? At what point do you realise, whilst staring at the ocean, standing there on the sand... There will never ever be anyone standing there beside you to t...

I recently just added three pictures to my folder. They are not "current pictures" but they are new to the site. I don't think I will ever change my Avatar Picture of the body paint, but the new pictures are... A Pre-Wam Selfie of a nude holding a pie and two picture...

Just before Christmas last year, I was extremely fortunate to be invited to take part in a charity fundraiser with some friends of mine. The event took place in a large shop that two of the friends work in and the idea was people would donate money to see people attempt...

OMG so many things I have never done or seen that are on this site that look so intriguingly wonderful. I have sadly not been able to get messy recently but it has been on my mind! I need to feel the coldness of the pie on my face and feeling it falling onto my exposed...

We are getting more and more open about WAM and I purchased a great video of Messie-Jessie ("introduce your partner to wam") explaining what WAM is about, which substances you can safely use and how to WAM for the first time. Take it slow and be focused on the fun of WA...

Hi everyone, this is our first blog as a couple, where we will share our experiences and grow together as a WAM couple. Let me (the guy) start introducing ourselves.. We are a couple in our early 30s and are together for several years. I am already a WAM enthusiast for...

This has been a crazy month for me. How did this month start, well with my roommate breaking my computer monitor and my very expensive webcam. Which I or my roommate is yet to replace with new ones. So that led to me not be able to do live broadcast for this month. Fing...

So I want to do a new video but I don't know what I want to do yeah. So please send me your ideas for videos. What I'm think is ; Full body fluff and chocolate syrup Or plastic wrap and messy fun Or maybe thanksgiving sides Or just savory like gravy ketchup baked bean...

One night this summer I was out with some friends, just having a great time and enjoying the warm weather. It had rained quite a lot the days before and we were now finally getting sunshine again. We were out in the country having a bonfire at a friends house. I was wea...

Would love to celebrate the holiday in a gunge-ful way. Be naked and trussed up like a turkey, sitting in the dining room, as you serve a traditional feast. As each course comes out, you cover me with it: mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, baked yams with marshmallow,...

I recently had a wonderful opportunity to get muddy at work again. We decided to raise some money for our chosen charity by rolling out a large container full of mud and having somebody get sponsored to get in it! I was really keen to take part so was delighted to be se...

I sent a message to Kacie James yesterday, & in one paragraph i decided to be very candid about my love of nose-filling. Kacie was the first person i ever really opened up to about Wam, a couple of years ago now, & through her being so cool with it, it made me f...

So as I woke up after a good night sleep, I remembered that I had left some unfinished business. During my fun time in the water the night before, I lost one of my high heels and it was still sitting at the bottom of the pool! As I would be alone for the rest of the day...

I am uploading my video now to UMD I had a great time making this new slime video and the video came out great. I just wished my cameraman/helper would of done It to my fantasy I wanted to do. He unfortunately did not follow to my written instruction. As you all know i...

OK I am going to do a new video today but only going give you some hints -slime -cake batter -colorful -cute duct tape -spanking -pie -shaving cream -vibrator -white clothing -syrups I cant wait to do this. This is going to be fun video shoot and I will be selling my...

so this IS A rough draft of what we ( us girls and staff) are thinking for this get together event Let me know what you think? We have decide we need at least 20 people to buy tickets so we can do this event if not we have to raise the ticket cost or reduce some of t...

I couldn't resist a splash in the mud with my amazing new zebra socks. I went to a field near my house and just ran across it without a care in the world! It felt really incredible as the sticky oozy mud claimed my shoes and I squelched ankle deep in just the beautiful...

I been talking to few of local east coast people on here, the general community would love get together and do wam party. So I want to do a east coast wam party next year here are my ideas so far Two choices I am thinking about (let me know what you think?) A) Ther...

I joined this awesome place yesterday. I am 24 years old man from Finland. I am into messy woman. Being messy became my fetish six years ago. I haven't done lots of messy stuff but I want to. My first messy substance was syrup. I covered my upper body with it and It fel...

I had a great time with in person session this Sunday I had freakn blast being pie and giving pies to my friend's head/faces. We also pour colorful slime and yummy chocolate syrup on each other. I am looking forward to other session with new friends. Also Monday I had...

My first foray into gunging was a solo effort in my bathroom 10 years ago. Smartly dressed with 8 buckets of natrosol, I remember my heart racing with excitement as I was getting ready for the session. The feeling of that cold, slimy liquid pouring over me, finding its...

I have been having a great time making these videos for UMD but if people kept buying (if you can call it that) at zero dollars, I will be unable to kept finically affording to make UMD videos. I know if I rent a video from anywhere it would cost me a dollar per day....

So few years ago I started getting back into sploshing when I got my first video request for it. I was more than happy to do the custom video. My first video request was for soups and cream soups with full clothes on. After that one I got more request with other items...

I so excited today. I'm doing in person session in my home today. I can't wait to make a mess with my new friend. We have eight pies ready to use on each other. Plus four colorful slimes waiting. Did I forget to mention chocolate syrup too. This going to be fun day.

As far as I can recall my first time I was like 14. My friends two girls beside me and two brothers of one of my girlfriend. We were having outside dinner party. Some how we got into food fight. I think it start out of boardism really. What was for dinner that nite spag...

I am excited today I'm getting messy today. YIPPEE! What I'm doing.....Mmmmm Ok I will tell you I am all dress in this super sexy wetlook catsuit with even gloves. Oh boy! My plans is to have great time with five gallons of lovely custard. After getting really messy...

I want to do some sessions and do them in UK next year in JUNE. Maybe do some wam sessions with the locals. I don't know what part of UK I should go to. I am planning to go for about a week or maybe two depending on the demands of sessions. So please answer me what p...

After being selected to go into a huge tank of mud in my work clothes, and discovering that I actually enjoyed the sensation, I obviously volunteered to take part again. I wondered how it would feel in jeans, so wore a nice pair of blue skinnies on the day. Two things s...

I managed to get myself in a bit of a mess taking a shortcut across a very muddy field recently. I knew it would be muddy, but I couldn't resist having a bit of fun! I was wearing my smart brown brogue-style lace-ups and some beautiful nautical socks. It was far muddier...

A few years ago my workplace staged a charity auction. The idea was that people had to pledge money and nominate someone. The person with the highest number of votes would then have to get into a tank of mud, in public, with everyone watching. This event couldn't be sle...

I have a Review for you. There's a new free iGame App, called Pie Fight. It lets you pie anybody you can take a picture of. It's a whole lot of WAM / Sploshing fun! I'm very shy, so I haven't asked any girls if I could take their picture yet. But I have taken plenty of...

Mainly I like wet clothes, but for everyone who has asked if I do messy, this is a true account of something I once did. And never did again. A mistake? Enjoy, and do try it at home! Once when I moved to a new flat I used a spare room that was still unfinished, builde...

Hello everyone! its been a time that i havent logged in around but im back or at least i would like to stay more often :) this december im travelling with some friends to london (2nd time for me) and it came up to me that i could meet some of you while drinking at a pub...