Well, that went pretty well. I managed to learn some new stuff, meet up with folks who may be able to help me out in my moving forward with what I'm trying to do with the clown stuff and bought a few items. Sadly I hate no time to find anybody local...

I'm coming to Denver at the end of April for, wait for it: A CLOWN CONVENTION!!! I doubt there will be much pie in the regular hotel hallways, sadly. But I'm looking forward to it. But I'll be getting to meet some folks I have been wanting to meet...

I have a bunch of face paints and have yet to really learn how to use them properly. I just need to pull the darned things out and try them. I can practice simple cheek designs on a plastic sheet I have, but for full face designs, I need to practice...

You see, I tell a lot of puns. Puns so bad I get threatened with grievous bodily harm. I figure I could parlay that into having folks throw pie at me due to my bad jokes because who hasn't wanted to smack a punster in the kisser with a big creamy pie...

I looked back at 2024 and I didn't get pied at all. Not even once. There's something wrong about that. But I live in a home with three other people, none of which know about this part of my life and I'm hesitant to bring them into it. I also don't h...

Just had to block and report someone who professed his undying love for me. Amid offers of moving in with him he tried to get me to text him instead of using the site to communicate and then when I asked him to cool it, he disregarded my boundaries a...

I have barely done anything WAM related in ages, though I've managed to get a few pictures up in the last year. I really want to indulge in this more in 2023. Not sure how I'm going to do that, but I'll think of something. Mostly I just need to find...

I stream as my clown character on Twitch and it looks like I might hit 1000 followers at some point in the near future and I was looking for things to do to mark the milestone and of course, as a clown, how could I not get pied? Now I just have to fi...

I was chatting with someone on the site today and I was showing him a picture of one of the greeting cards I made and he asked me if I had done any clown themed ones. I haven't, but mostly because the kind of clown images I want are not available in...

I had been chatting here with another clown and we had a great conversation going, and suddenly, I didn't hear from him and found today that his profile is gone. I'm going to miss talking to him. While a lot of us here enjoy being painted, not all of...

Recently I had to move in with my father to be his caregiver and while I was standing naked in my bathroom waiting for the shower water to heat up, I realized that 35 years ago in that very room, in that very spot in front of my sink was when I first...

Yes, it's that magical time of year where you get pied in the face by anyone and everyone because it's Pi Day. Okay, that's not what's going to happen, but a clown can dream, can't he?