megapies's profile

Status:

Name:

MEGAPIES

Location:

Nomadic, esp. UK, US, Australia

Last on:

1 hour ago

Time here:

9 ½ years

Gender:

Male

I prefer:

Males

Comments:

9021 sent, 2128 received

Tubes:

Followers:

745

UMD rank:

#48

UMD ID:

77400

On groups:

Wam Clowns, Wam Fashion, Vintage Wam, Meetups

My likes:

batter, cake, chocolate, clay, custard, gunge, icing, marshmallow, messy, molasses, mud, oatmeal, paint, pies, pudding, shaving cream, athletic-wear, business suits, latex, leather

Issues?

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About Me:

Fit and trim, horny silver daddy into all kinds of gunge/pies/paint/mud sex scenes with guys - for me WAM is not so much about humiliation (or comedy) as about sensuality - and the sexual ecstasy of getting totally messed up with another guy. In my galleries I feature in all but three of my pics. Check out https://umd.net/profile/i/piehorny/section/videos/video/gunge-pour
https://suitbusters.org/#2019-0513-megapies1 https://suitbusters.org/#2022-0611-megapies2 https://suitbusters.org/#2023-0603-megapies3 https://suitbusters.org/#2024-0706-megapies4 https://suitbusters.org/#2024-0707-megapies5 https://suitbusters.org/#2025-0705-megapies6 for more vids with me

Latest Photos

All 9Videos

Latest Videos

4:30

MI Claypit With Muddybuck and Friendsexplicit

1,807 plays

12/22/25

101

8:01

Dutch Solo Ripping Mess 1explicit

587 plays

2/13/24

3:32

Frosting Scene In Leatherexplicit

1,308 plays

5/29/23

5:31

Victorian Black Paint Sex--Climaxexplicit

10,432 plays

11/17/22

163

4:23

Victorian Black Paint Sex Continuedexplicit

7,262 plays

11/14/22

128

2:38

Victorian Black Paint Sexexplicit

5,393 plays

11/14/22

138

0:33

Black Acrylic Paintexplicit

3,250 plays

11/9/22

101

9:06

Dutch Solo Ripping Mess--2explicit

9,026 plays

8/6/21

0:35

Old Custard Videoexplicit

4,228 plays

2/25/21

Last Actions

9 hours ago

Commented on the video Nutella and Cum, "Work of art - more please

13 hours ago

Commented on a photo: "The Pie Perfect!

13 hours ago

Commented on a photo: "Ecstasy!

22 hours ago

Commented on a photo: "LOVING those messy pecs

saturday

Commented on a photo: "HOT combo

saturday

Commented on a photo: "OMG - can your stuff get any hotter than this?"

saturday

Commented on a photo: "Nor can we!!!

saturday

Commented on a photo: "Awesome session

friday

Commented on a photo: "Right there

friday

Commented on a photo: "LOVING that tent

friday

Commented on a photo: "HOT styling

friday

Commented on a photo: "Just MAGNIFICENT

friday

Commented on a photo: "Looking SOOOO good, who could resist?"

thursday

Commented on a photo: "MEGAdelicious

thursday

Commented on a photo: "Cool session

All My Wams

Wam Party

9 hours ago

Gave cream_boy a peanut butter shampoo

13 hours ago

Smeared peanut butter all over mozart21824's business suit

yesterday

Had his undies filled with molasses by Kimmokay

saturday

Dumped a sloppy pie all over PiedOliver69's head

saturday

Gave Kimmokay a chocolate shampoo

Friended 7/8/16

Friended 11/8/21

Friended 6/16/19

Friended 10/24/22

Friended 8/10/16

Friended 9/27/16

Friended 11/24/20

Friended 5/29/19

Friended 7/17/16

Friended 5/11/19

Friended 1/21/17

Friended 9/14/16

Friended 6/6/21

Friended 2/26/20

Friended 10/27/16

Profile Wall

megapies 17 days ago

suitbusters website now back up after the hacking, so our videos have different urls - posting those on my profile page

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AllNewStripedShirt 11/16/25

Hello Megapies, I'm trying to avoid you so I don't have to endure your forced messy punishment! I'm not ready to have my favorite clothes destroyed!

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AllNewStripedShirt 10/2/25

Thank's for you great comments on my pictures!

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megapies 10/1/25

Glad to report suitbusters have added video of one of our 2025 session: https://suitbusters.org/#3644157563 esp. second half!

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Alex Sanchez 7/8/25

Congratulations on earning WOTD.

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Seangunge 6/8/25

Congratulations on Wammer of the day!

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CreamCaked 6/8/25

Congratulations on the WAMmer of the day

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megapies 2/5/25

suitbusters just posted our latest (mud) session!

https://suitbusters.org/#1017435907

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Alex Sanchez 12/7/24

Congrats on being WOTD.

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Allpiedup 12/7/24

Congratulations for WOTD. You deserve it, sir.

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WetNikki 9/14/24

Lovely to see that - well done

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megapies 9/14/24

Thanks - and thanks all you guys who made it happen

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messylad96 9/14/24

WOTD again, your on a roll mate

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Alex Sanchez 9/14/24

Congratulations on getting. WOTD.

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MessyCumfort 8/26/24

Congratulations!

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MessyForever 8/26/24

Yay! Congratulations on WOTD you sexy beast

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Alex Sanchez 8/26/24

Congratulations. On earning WOTD.

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MessyCumfort 8/19/24

Amazing video. So hot.

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megapies 8/19/24

https://suitbusters.org/#1251526595 - latest session with these amazing guys

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MessyCumfort 8/7/24

Congratulations hot stuff. So deserving.

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megapies 8/7/24

Thanks guys: really appreciate WOTD and POTD!

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megapies 8/2/24

WAM goes mainstream: https://www.dnamagazine.com.au/marios-anotiniou-by-blake-yelavich/

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megapies 7/31/24

MEGAthanks to all the hot guys in US, UK, Germany & Portugal met in my WAM side-trips during RTW work trip this summer

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megapies 2/13/24

Just adding pics to my Indiana Mess gallery - courtesy Brutus! See that session and many more MEGAHOT scenes in his store

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megapies 9/5/23

Latest session with suitbusters on their website

https://suitbusters.org/#3757973318

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megapies 12/10/22

Thanks for WOTD guys: appreciate it!

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MuddyMcMudd 11/10/22

Congrats on WOTD!! You sexy Mucktrotter!!

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megapies 9/21/22

Thanks for POTD guys - appreciate it!

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megapies 7/29/22

Thanks to all the hot guys in Spain, Germany, UK & US who ma

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gayman6113 1/2/22

Just make sure it is oil paint

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GUNGEFOXY 7/3/21

Hoping that I can be the next guy to get pied, gunged and fucked by you!

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Ticktock1000 7/28/20

you can put me in a pit of paint anytime mate lol

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GUNGEFOXY 5/28/20

love your hot new profile pics!!

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Musclestooge 2/7/20

I don't suppose your US travels will take you to Las Vegas?

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TieGunge 12/29/19

Glad to hear you are OK

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megapies 12/28/19

OK - my place survived the bushfires in NSW so now back on my favourite topic!

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megapies 8/10/19

Met some wonderful guys in Germany, UK, Canada and US this summer: thanks all for such hot sessions!

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megapies 8/8/19

Well - you asked for it!

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PaintedRubberist 7/2/19

You dunked my face in a bowl of paint. Cheeky...

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PaintedRubberist 6/15/19

Mmmmmmm you dunked my head in paint. Can't wait to do that in real life

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