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"Marriage question!"
What is the best way to make my wife-to-be more obedient? Is it a gradual process, or do I need to put the hammer down now?
Oh Janet! You look so funny!!!
HappyCamper said: What is the best way to make my wife-to-be more obedient? Is it a gradual process, or do I need to put the hammer down now?
Ha! This is why I'm getting divorced. My husband couldn't figure out that I don't like being told what to do (among other things).
The best way is to accept that your wife is at peak "obedience level" already and go from there. Once this happens both parties will be happy.
Change is easy from yourself than from others.
Change is easy from yourself than from others.
Obedient? What are you marrying? Lassie or something? 
Whatever happened to a man ruling the house with an iron fist?
Oh Janet! You look so funny!!!
I saw this thread's title and I torpedoed over here as fast as I could.
Is someone proposing to Zoidberg?
I do! I do!
Is someone proposing to Zoidberg?
I do! I do!
HappyCamper said: Whatever happened to a man ruling the house with an iron fist?
The iron rusted and the fist got arthritic.
HappyCamper said: Whatever happened to a man ruling the house with an iron fist?
Ruling?
Marriage is about sharing a life with someone. Not lording over them.
You want to lord over people, get a job as an assistant manager at McDonalds.
This is why I am single and broke from 3 ex wives!!! Now I am happy, walk on the beach, live where I want to live, I have a Penthouse and not a house, drink single Malt and smoke cigars, I never rake mulch or clean leaves out of the pool, stay up late and play a lot of computer games, eat what I want, when I want it, drive the car I want, see the movies I want to see, if I feel like being sociable I hang with my guy friends (Ones I choose), they don't make me dance or listen to bad music LOL
I will remain single too... I have a dog for company and the ladies can go make their own fucking money cos I am finally keeping mine...... Oh if I feel horny there are 2 women for every man in Miami Beach, I am charming and rich so its not a big problem, there is always some great videos and my hand if I get horny without the trouble of picking someone up.
Caught my self on Match.com once I hated it, sure there were some hotties but all their profiles were sooooo boring! Not a single interesting woman, Irene Addler is apparently in love with Sherlock Holmes, so my advise Happy Camper? Give up now, take your losses, stand tall and stay single, you can not win this game...
And you wonder why most women hate me? LOL my married friends wives all hate me.... Makes me smile.....
Phil
I will remain single too... I have a dog for company and the ladies can go make their own fucking money cos I am finally keeping mine...... Oh if I feel horny there are 2 women for every man in Miami Beach, I am charming and rich so its not a big problem, there is always some great videos and my hand if I get horny without the trouble of picking someone up.
Caught my self on Match.com once I hated it, sure there were some hotties but all their profiles were sooooo boring! Not a single interesting woman, Irene Addler is apparently in love with Sherlock Holmes, so my advise Happy Camper? Give up now, take your losses, stand tall and stay single, you can not win this game...
And you wonder why most women hate me? LOL my married friends wives all hate me.... Makes me smile.....
Phil
Stella said: Try that with a woman like me and you'll soon find out how exactly how big of a dildo you can take before it gets painful... and then wish I would use one that small again.
Wow! How can I meet you, Stella?
As long as you cover me in pies, you can do what you want! 
But seriously, that was hilarious!
Norman
MudMadPhil said: This is why I am single and broke from 3 ex wives!!! Now I am happy, walk on the beach, live where I want to live, I have a Penthouse and not a house, drink single Malt and smoke cigars, I never rake mulch or clean leaves out of the pool, stay up late and play a lot of computer games, eat what I want, when I want it, drive the car I want, see the movies I want to see, if I feel like being sociable I hang with my guy friends (Ones I choose), they don't make me dance or listen to bad music LOL
I will remain single too... I have a dog for company and the ladies can go make their own fucking money cos I am finally keeping mine...... Oh if I feel horny there are 2 women for every man in Miami Beach, I am charming and rich so its not a big problem, there is always some great videos and my hand if I get horny without the trouble of picking someone up.
Caught my self on Match.com once I hated it, sure there were some hotties but all their profiles were sooooo boring! Not a single interesting woman, Irene Addler is apparently in love with Sherlock Holmes, so my advise Happy Camper? Give up now, take your losses, stand tall and stay single, you can not win this game...
And you wonder why most women hate me? LOL my married friends wives all hate me.... Makes me smile.....
Phil
I will remain single too... I have a dog for company and the ladies can go make their own fucking money cos I am finally keeping mine...... Oh if I feel horny there are 2 women for every man in Miami Beach, I am charming and rich so its not a big problem, there is always some great videos and my hand if I get horny without the trouble of picking someone up.
Caught my self on Match.com once I hated it, sure there were some hotties but all their profiles were sooooo boring! Not a single interesting woman, Irene Addler is apparently in love with Sherlock Holmes, so my advise Happy Camper? Give up now, take your losses, stand tall and stay single, you can not win this game...
And you wonder why most women hate me? LOL my married friends wives all hate me.... Makes me smile.....
Phil
You're also probably not married because you stink to high heaven.
If that pic in your avatar is really you. :sick:
Oh yeah I forgot to mention I have an adorable accent and I do smell..... Yet another thing the wives hated.....
Grin
Grin
Ha! This is why I'm getting divorced. My husband couldn't figure out that I don't like being told what to do (among other things).
I'm sorry, that really sucks. Marriage is a compromise... guys don't seen to realize that. Anyway, love your videos and photo sets. - Johnny
Johnny said:
Ha! This is why I'm getting divorced. My husband couldn't figure out that I don't like being told what to do (among other things).
I'm sorry, that really sucks. Marriage is a compromise... guys don't seen to realize that. Anyway, love your videos and photo sets. - Johnny
Ha! This is why I'm getting divorced. My husband couldn't figure out that I don't like being told what to do (among other things).
I'm sorry, that really sucks. Marriage is a compromise... guys don't seen to realize that. Anyway, love your videos and photo sets. - Johnny
Same here, I'm sorry to hear about this and hope it won't affect your back treatment. Internet hug.
watcher8 said:
Same here, I'm sorry to hear about this and hope it won't affect your back treatment. Internet hug.
Johnny said:
Ha! This is why I'm getting divorced. My husband couldn't figure out that I don't like being told what to do (among other things).
I'm sorry, that really sucks. Marriage is a compromise... guys don't seen to realize that. Anyway, love your videos and photo sets. - Johnny
Ha! This is why I'm getting divorced. My husband couldn't figure out that I don't like being told what to do (among other things).
I'm sorry, that really sucks. Marriage is a compromise... guys don't seen to realize that. Anyway, love your videos and photo sets. - Johnny
Same here, I'm sorry to hear about this and hope it won't affect your back treatment. Internet hug.
Thanks. I can't stand living with him but we are so far still able to be friends. He's taking work off next week to drive me to get my surgery and will be taking care of me for a few days. But I also spent the past 9 years taking care of him so he kinda owes me, lol.
My bride to be clarified the whole thing over dinner:
"You know I own your ass,right?"
And best of luck with the surgery, Leila. Youse good people.
"You know I own your ass,right?"
And best of luck with the surgery, Leila. Youse good people.
Oh Janet! You look so funny!!!
LeilaHazlett said: Thanks. I can't stand living with him but we are so far still able to be friends. He's taking work off next week to drive me to get my surgery and will be taking care of me for a few days. But I also spent the past 9 years taking care of him so he kinda owes me, lol.
So if I'm remembering her posts accurately Leila is a lesbian who was married to a guy until he cheated on her so she got a divorce but he's still helping out. Whew! Maybe you should consider becoming a Regissexual.
Regis said:
So if I'm remembering her posts accurately Leila is a lesbian who was married to a guy until he cheated on her so she got a divorce but he's still helping out. Whew! Maybe you should consider becoming a Regissexual.
So if I'm remembering her posts accurately Leila is a lesbian who was married to a guy until he cheated on her so she got a divorce but he's still helping out. Whew! Maybe you should consider becoming a Regissexual.
All she needs for that is a Bea Arthur wig, right?
If you married the right person...
Relinquishing control and severely limiting your selfish impulses results in guaranteed camaraderie and sex whenever you want it for the rest of your life together.
Of course this is a two-way street. If she doesn't do the same, you'll be endlessly frustrated and miserable.
Not easy. Not always happy. But can be extremely rewarding.
Relinquishing control and severely limiting your selfish impulses results in guaranteed camaraderie and sex whenever you want it for the rest of your life together.
Of course this is a two-way street. If she doesn't do the same, you'll be endlessly frustrated and miserable.
Not easy. Not always happy. But can be extremely rewarding.
I think a couple of folks might have overlooked your sense of humor in your original post. 
Some people are just not suited for marriage. Or vice versa!
Bigshipper and I have been married for 25 years. I can tell you it requires compromise, kindness, a sense of humor, and mutual respect. Being friends is super important, too.
But you already know that.
Mrs.Bee
Some people are just not suited for marriage. Or vice versa!
Bigshipper and I have been married for 25 years. I can tell you it requires compromise, kindness, a sense of humor, and mutual respect. Being friends is super important, too.
But you already know that.
Mrs.Beemrsbee said: I think a couple of folks might have overlooked your sense of humor in your original post.
Some people are just not suited for marriage. Or vice versa!
Bigshipper and I have been married for 25 years. I can tell you it requires compromise, kindness, a sense of humor, and mutual respect. Being friends is super important, too.
But you already know that.
Mrs.Bee
Some people are just not suited for marriage. Or vice versa!
Bigshipper and I have been married for 25 years. I can tell you it requires compromise, kindness, a sense of humor, and mutual respect. Being friends is super important, too.
But you already know that.
Mrs.Bee Right as always
Oh Janet! You look so funny!!!
Some people won't see the humour, Mrs Bee, or the irony (let alone do the irony or the laundry) And in that spirit...
https://youtu.be/s_UIJPBAKEc
https://youtu.be/s_UIJPBAKEc
Bringing pleasure to literally tens of people!
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Regis said: Just to get this back on track....
HappyCamper, what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
HappyCamper, what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't already said twice!
Sorry I had to steal that one since it's a classic. Most people find my sense of humor very off putting which has always made dating hard since I have a hard time censoring myself.
Regis said:
Uh ... maybe HappyCamper should be marrying YOU, Leila!
LeilaHazlett said: Most people find my sense of humor very off putting which has always made dating hard since I have a hard time censoring myself.
Uh ... maybe HappyCamper should be marrying YOU, Leila!
I've asked several times!!!
Oh Janet! You look so funny!!!
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