Status:
Name:
Mr. No Cash
Location:
Your Sphincter
Last on:
7/18/22
Time here:
8 years
Gender:
Male
I prefer:
Females
Followers:
6
UMD ID:
78626
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About Me:
I enjoy eating out of dumpsters, making out with dead octopii,
maybe a one-time fling with a whale carcass.
I like the ladies young: 500-years-old, 400-years-old, I even dated a 300-year-old clam once.
Sea turtles, lobsters, squid, sea cucumbers: I'm very open-gilled.

I enjoy taking a fine young blobfish out for a romantic evening skinny-dipping in some toilet water, then engage in the exciting activity of scraping barnacles off an old pier, then "accidentally" forgetting/losing my wallet and making her pay for our date.

I can show a lamprey eel a good time.

Thucydides. 410 bc: "The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools."

I think I agree with conservatives about the little things and with liberals about the big things.
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lovingmessy4you  4/3/22
thanks for the likes XOXOReport
Zoidbergs Evil Twin  8/26/21
Don't look at me!!Report
Zoidbergs Evil Twin  8/13/21
Carina Nebula says "hi"Report
wamajama  6/26/21
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You slay me. Thanks for liking practically every photo I have posted in my albums The promo video should be up tomorrow. Thanks for cheer leading!Report
mudplayer  5/23/21
1
I like your bio, except for the part about making your date pay lolReport
WildThang  3/29/21
1
Thanks for the love on our pictures!Report
wamajama  4/27/18
2
Love that bio! Cephalopods are hot!Report
Whitestar  12/25/17
1
Thanks for the loves and/or comments on the my MyPieRogative Christmas posts Report
Zoidbergs Evil Twin  12/4/17
Awesome!Report
Whitestar  12/2/17
1
Thanks for the loves on my forum photos. Dec 2 photos are now up Report
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