Did any of you ever come up with a WAM custom that you just couldn't get a producer to agree to do?

Nobody would book Bea Arthur for me.

Tubs of Mud and cosplay. Price was 2 times more than my budget would allow.

Not sure what your budget is but after my cosplay event in Feb I will be offering messy customs in all of my new cosplay outfits and I can do indoor mud scenes. I have poison ivy, harley quinn, super girl, hell girl, lara croft, black widow & ryoku. For those characters I am not charging for the cost of the outfits even if they get destroyed.

Absolute rubbish. you were offered exactly what you wanted at your exact budget by Leila, Dungeonmasterone and I

It seems when faced with what you actually want you decide you don't want it after all - thats fine just stop blaming producers

I could only get one producer to do my "jizz on the model at the end of the scene" custom.

But at least he did it on 6 different occasions (that we know of), so... Money's worth!

I guess that would make me the Trevor Skinner of model-splooging...?

ohhhhh.. muddy Harley Quinn

Anything because I'm broke lmfao

As long as something doesn't result in permanent physical harm and isn't illegal, there's probably someone out there who will do it for the right price.

Hell, even if it does result in permanent physical harm, there are probably people who would do it.

Regis for the thread win! Congrats dude!

What could be simpler than rounding up 3 models and doing a TV show WAM parody called "America's Next Slop Model"?

The Freedom Tower was built with more ease.

I love this idea!!!!

Mrs Bee turned down a lot of clown scene requests.

That's my girl.

I tried to get a couple of models to do farting on the customs.

HHAHHAHA! I know you know my reasons, Happy but for the others who don't: I turned down every clown scene request I ever received. And there have been many clown scene requests over the years. I'm TERRIFIED of clowns. For a myriad of reasons. In Chicago, we had Bozo the Clown and John Wayne Gacy when I was growing up. Clowns were very weird and cheesy and creepy back in the day. I always suspected that Bozo was not wearing underwear and that really bothered me.

I almost bitch slapped a clown at iHOP many years ago for sneaking up behind me. He was supposed to be there for the kids but he was like 6 foot 4 and menacing - not cute and charming. I don't even like the sexy Cirque du Soleil clowns. While we're at it, I have no use for mimes, either.

No offense intended for those that DO like clowns but we all have our own comfort zones and that is definitely outside mine. I like makeup, costumes and bodypaint. Just not presented in clown form.

Mrs. Bee

DISCLAIMER: I did NOT grow up in the 60s when this commercial was made. I'm not that dang old!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2vBJt1iG60

That IS a creepy clown. But the "stuff in the bowl"? OMG, now that's really terrifying

we have wanted to do this and do something along the lines of "american "pie" dol" whenever nerea was around bc she SURE DID like to show off her "singing skills" lol. i mean, she was alright...but....anyway, she was on board with it bc she would get to sing....and we waited....and no one requested and now she dont do no wam no mo' so.....i had my "vision of love" ready and waiting for that one.....i was totally ready for " i had a vision of love and it was mooooooooooooooooooo *pie slam* ooooorrrrrrrrrrrrreeee" lol XD

and just to be clear he said "customs that producers wouldn't do for you" not "customs you couldnt afford to be done"

just so anyone else who comments can understand and yeahuno? you never asked me to fart!! bc i will do it ALL DAY LONG. lol i would not stop laughing....but, your wish is my command...hahahahaha

That Post Sugar Rice Krinkles will sure make your teeth krinkle.

I give Krinkles the Clown 2 and a half happy clowngasms:

I'm just being silly Jayce, but I'll let you know on the next custom in the future. ....lol

The last producer to whom I proposed A'sNSM said it was too difficult. I had the money then...I just don't have the money now!

Internet Rule 34.
"If you can think of it, there's porn of it"

I'm a generational cohort older than Mrs Bee, and I grew up in the West Side of Chicago.

I hated Bozo's Circus, the live noon-time show. We were allowed to go home for lunch and I couldn't wait to get lunch over and go back to school. Middle-age men pranking each other. Horrible. In the summer, I couldn't wait for baseball to start.

One of the actors in the noon-time show, Ray Rayner was a war hero who was in the Stalag that was memorialized in "The Great Escape." I guess if you went through that, you're just happy to be alive, healthy, and employed. He also had a bunch of degrees from UofC.

When the show moved to tape and early morning, because Chicago Public Schools and the Archdiocese Schools moved to a closed campus situation, fine by me.

The Gacy thing was so bad.

End of getting things out of my mind.

Now to listen to the Brazilian jazz show.

Trying to find a producer in So Calif to do a custum to flim a guy getting wet and messy to intertain women to see is next inpossable I know I have been try to do just that

I'm in Phoenix, not Socal, but I make my way to LA / Orange County pretty frequently.