....watching Joey Chestnut stuff down 70 hot dogs in 10 minutes. His 9th title in 10 years. He also holds the world record for eating 12.8 lbs of deep fried asparagus in 10 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAqBF1ukRss

That's nothing, check out his list of world records:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Chestnut

The true meaning of July 4th is blowing your nuts off with a firecracker.