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RevSlymsford  yesterday
Thanks so much Bob. I really appreciate that. It's so lovely to know that my work is appreciated. Report
bob1987564  yesterday
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Congrats on WOTD!!! Sorry your days started off not the best but know that what you do makes all of our days great! Enjoy your day!Report
RevSlymsford  yesterday
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Truthfully, today started out very badly + I was feeling pretty low.. But after some sleep I have felt better this afternoon, + now ..to read such lovely messages from you both has really helped turned my day around + I am feeling so much more optimistic + positive about things. Thank you both for being amazing friends. I am so pleased that I got this 3rd honour, as it meant that Bagheera could attend too, which means a lot. One of these bashes without either of you is never quite the same..but as you are both here, it's perfect. I look forward to watching the mass destruction ...Report
LeRex  yesterday
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Loving the Nikki profile pic, Rev Report
LeRex  yesterday
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Great to have you back, Bagheera (your fronts rather good too). Shouldn't that be 'great mess destruction' Report
Wam Bagheera Studio  yesterday
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I'm back!!!! I was traveling and I'm sorry I missed the last 2 WOTD parties but 3 parties in one week, all I can say is WOW!!! Congratulations my dear Rev! I am very excited!!! The girls were waiting for me to bring our arsenal of desserts to the party, so all the guests prepare for the great mass destruction!!! Report
LeRex  yesterday
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A massive congratulations on WOTD 3 times in one week, that's absolutely amazing, so much deserved and shows how loved you are. Its a pleasure to see all your scenes and to be your friend. Enjoy your day. Party time. Trolley time Bagheera, my suit still cleaning from last time hee hee Report
RevSlymsford  Wednesday
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Thanks so much for the really kind words as always Le Rex. I was so pleased to get such a great community response to the 'Previously On UMD' post. I really hope Bagheera is doing okay. It's not like her to miss these parties.Report
LeRex  Wednesday
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A huge congratulations again on WOTD, twice in one week (so far) it just shows how amazing and well loved you are, and rightly so. Always amazing pics and vids. Cap doffed again, and another suit ruined. But worth it. Enjoy your day my friend, it throughly deserved. Report
RevSlymsford  6 days ago
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Hi Le Rex Thanks so much for such a really kind message. I am blushing. Thanks for being such a great and supportive friend. It's always such a thrill being WOTD. Thanks to everyone who has hearted some of my work, or engaged in any way. It's appreciated more than you can know. Looking forward to Bagheera's arrival so the party can start Report
LeRex  7 days ago
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A huge congratulations on WOTD my good friend Rev, so much deserved, your scenes are always a delight with Sploshesque vibe but always with that superb RevSlymsford style. Enjoy your day. Bagheera its trolley time again...let's party Report
RevSlymsford  28 days ago
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Thanks for lovely birthday wishes, AlexReport
Alex Sanchez  28 days ago
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Hope you are having a very messy happy birthday.Report
RevSlymsford  28 days ago
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Thank you all so much for taking the time to send these great wishes. I am so lucky. The love of Mrs Rev and also my rl family, and the kindness of wonderful people like you, makes every day special and I am so grateful for that. You are all amazing and I am so happy to know you all. Report
Gloopy  29 days ago
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Many happy returns to you, Rev....Report
Wam Bagheera Studio  29 days ago
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Happy birthday dear friend! Have a great time with your loved ones! I send you a big hug!!!! Report
LeRex  29 days ago
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Wishing you an absolutely fabulous Birthday, Rev. I hope that you have a truly wonderful day, do the things you want to do and spend it with the people you love. My party hat is forever doffed. All the best. Shame, just being pipped to WOTD, now that would have been a birthday treat.Report
Wam Bagheera Studio  11/21/25
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Hey my dear Rev, what an incredible surprise! Congratulations on WOTD again! So well deserved, I love that we're having so many parties in a row, the girls love them too and we're ready for some fun! Please join me in the safe zone so we can toast to this award! Cheers! LeRex, the girls have a surprise for you! Sorry about your suit! Report
RevSlymsford  11/21/25
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This is incredible. I can't believe it. I am so happy..and just before my birthday too. Incredible timing. Thanks so much everyone who hearted a scene or replied to a thread, or 'loved' a picture or bought something. It's really appreciated. And wonderful Le Rex...thanks so much for all your incredible encouragement. You may want to hide..Bagheera and her girls really do seem to love trashing you every single time !!!Report
LeRex  11/21/25
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A huge congratulations on WOTD again Rev, twice in one week. Wow, just shows how amazingyou really are. Also congratulations on being #1 in the rankings. So much deserved. Enjoy you day. Party time again, my suit still soaking in Vanish Oxy (thanks Bagheera ). Bring on more desserts.Report
RevSlymsford  11/19/25
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Thank you both so so much !! Le Rex...I really really appreciate all your amazing support. I am sorry I am indirectly responsible for you spending a fortune on new suits . Bagheera...I love our collaborations and partnership SO much. We make an amazing team. I also want to add my heartiest Congratulations for having Top Store and Top Scene today...a remarkable achievement and richly deserved. So it really is a wonderful time of celebration all round. I will enjoy watching the girls dish out the cakes + jugs of chocolate from the trolley. Thanks everyone Report
Wam Bagheera Studio  11/19/25
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Hello my dear friend Rev! Many congratulations again on WOTd! You're fantastic, and I've had so much fun making your fantasies come true! Time to celebrate; the girls are ready to help with the desserts! LeRex, that new suit looks expensive--be careful with all that chocolate! Cheers, my dear Rev; your birthday is coming up soon! Report
LeRex  11/19/25
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A massive congratulations again on WOTD Rev. Absolutely superb and very deserved. Your scenes are always amazing and you are a true asset to WAM, and a very good friend, although im going through suits like no tomorrow haha, party time, Bagheera time for the trolley againReport
Wam Bagheera Studio  11/13/25
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Celebration Time! Congratulations to my dear friend Rev for WOTD, I brought all the girls from the studio to celebrate with many desserts! Are you guys ready? Let's have fun!!! Report
RevSlymsford  11/13/25
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Thanks so much Bob and Le Rex. There's always a huge thrill when I see I have received this honour. You are both such kind and supportive people, and I am so pleased that you enjoy my work. Thanks for all your amazing feedback and encouragement. I hope the wonderful Bagheera and her girls can join us soon.Report
bob1987564  11/13/25
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Congrats on WOTD! Also deserved! I am such a fan of your amazing work! Enjoy your day!Report
LeRex  11/13/25
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Massive congratulations again Rev on WOTD. So much deserved. A true asset to the WAM community, it wouldn't be the same without you. Enjoy your day. Party time again, im sure Bagheera got some pies leftover Report
RevSlymsford  11/8/25
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Thanks so much Bagheera...I knew you wouldn't let us down. Lovely to see you here...and yes, I will be delighted to help you 'hand out' the desserts. Report
Wam Bagheera Studio  11/7/25
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Hey my dear Rev! What a lovely surprise to see you win WOTD again! Congratulations! Let's celebrate with a super WBS-style party! LeRex, you look amazing, but I think you look even better with that pie on your head like a hat! Oops, I'm so sorry about your new outfit; it looks much better now! Rev, help me hand out the desserts to all the guests! Let the mass destruction begin! Report
RevSlymsford  11/7/25
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Thanks so much, Le Rex. I really really appreciate the kind words. Delighted to call you a friend too . Can't believe your suit is still pristine. Hopefully Bagheera will arrive soon Report
LeRex  11/7/25
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A massive congratulations on WOTD, Rev. So so much deserved. Your scenes are always superb, and your an absolute top bloke and its a pleasure to call you friend. Enjoy your day. Party time. {Whistle} Bagheera get the trolley ready Report
RevSlymsford  9/21/25
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Thanks so much Bob. I really appreciate it. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to make my way to the clean area, to enjoy watching Bagheera and the girls ensure messy chaos at the party Report
bob1987564  9/21/25
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Congrats as always on WOTD!!! You always know how to have a good time! Enjoy your day!Report
LeRex  9/21/25
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Woohoo, Bagheera and the girls are here, the party has begun, im sure you'll be careful of my suit Report
Wam Bagheera Studio  9/21/25
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Big congratulations, my dear friend Rev, for WOTD! You always do an amazing job with your scenes; you definitely deserve it! And it's time to celebrate with lots of dessert! Some of the girls came to help me with the cakes, so I hope you're ready for some mass destruction! Enjoy your party, dear friend! Report
RevSlymsford  9/21/25
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Thank you both. I always notice and really appreciate all your kind comments, and of course your purchases too which help so much. You both look very smart. Not sure if that was the best plan as I believe Bagheera's attending this party and she said "Don't worry, I'll bring dessert!!!" Thank you both again..it's always a joy to be WOTDReport
GARYWAM  9/21/25
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Congratulations on WOTD again Rev! Love your work!Report
LeRex  9/21/25
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A huge congratulations on WOTD Rev so much deserved, you are a true ambassador to the WAM community. Your pics and scenes are always amazing. Enjoy your day. Its party time again Report
RevSlymsford  8/25/25
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Thanks so much Bob. Your support and kind comments are always really appreciated. Bagheera...you made it !!! Oh wow..just look at that chaos and crazy wam destruction. Wonderful. Poor Le Rex, I spoke too soon about his suit. I am so pleased you could make it....you are such a great friend.Report
Wam Bagheera Studio  8/24/25
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By the way, Jayce, you look very pretty in that new dress. It would be a shame to ruin it tonight, so don't get too close to the... Oops, sorry! LeRex, I know you like custard. Would you like to try it? Hahahahaha Report
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