Name:
Phlebotomous Rex 'Gurf' Morlix
Location:
RollerRink/CountyFair/PromptCare
Last on:
4 hours ago
Time here:
26 years
Gender:
Male
Followers:
174
UMD rank:
UMD ID:
5472
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I'm here to:
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Issues?
About Me:
Average guy.
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Gurph Morlicks  6/19/22
This is how the world ends, not with a squish but a splat!!!Report
Gurph Morlicks  6/19/22
This is how the world ends, not with a squish but a splat!!!Report
Gurph Morlicks  6/19/22
This is the way the world ends, not w/a squish but a splatReport
Gurph Morlicks  5/30/22
What Hath God Wrought?Report
Gurph Morlicks  5/24/22
You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly!!!Report
Gurph Morlicks  5/24/22
You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly/Lisa!!!!Report
Gurph Morlicks  5/24/22
You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly/Lisa!Report
Gurph Morlicks  5/24/22
You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly!Report
Gurph Morlicks  5/24/22
Incense and PeppermintsReport
Gurph Morlicks  3/3/22
Blessed are the cheesemakers.Report
Gurph Morlicks  2/23/22
Have gold pants ever been worn more fetchingly?Report
Gurph Morlicks  2/23/22
"If you're gonna ride..."Report
MessyMissMarie  2/13/22
Hello Piero! I'm surprised you didn't throw your hat in the ring and possibly end up in my losers gallery with a pie in your face ;pReport
tall tar toy  11/9/21
i like to be totally covered in ANYTHING messy but will give as wellReport
Navy  11/8/21
Think you should pull me in that mud by my tie knot and push me under forsing mud all over my navy uniform inside and outReport
Gurph Morlicks  6/28/21
Land of Hope and GloriaReport
Gurph Morlicks  6/3/21
Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?Report
Gurph Morlicks  6/3/21
Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?Report
Gurph Morlicks  6/3/21
Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?Report
Gurph Morlicks  6/3/21
Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?Report
Gurph Morlicks  6/3/21
Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I verCatchaBreakReport
Gurph Morlicks  6/3/21
Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?Report
Gurph Morlicks  6/3/21
Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?Report
Gurph Morlicks  6/3/21
Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?Report
Gurph Morlicks  6/3/21
Can I Get a Witness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreakReport
Gurph Morlicks  6/3/21
Can I Get a Witness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreakReport
Gurph Morlicks  6/3/21
Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?Report
Gurph Morlicks  6/3/21
Can I Get aWitness? caniget a Napkin? Can I evercatchabreak?Report
Gurph Morlicks  5/10/21
The Ghost of Pastries Past Howl in the Bones of Her FaceReport
Gurph Morlicks  3/30/21
“Everything is the opposite of what it is”Winston O'GhurkinReport
WildThang  3/29/21
Thanks for our pictures!Report
Gurph Morlicks  3/22/21
This Diamond Ring Doesn't Shine For You AnymoreReport
Gurph Morlicks  1/18/21
truthwastoopure,profound&obscure, toliveityouhavetoexplodeReport
Gurph Morlicks  1/18/21
truthwastoopure,profound&obscure,toliveityouhavetoexplodeReport
Gurph Morlicks  1/18/21
thetruthwastoopure,profound&obscure,toliveityouhavetoexplodeReport
Gurph Morlicks  1/18/21
Pure truth,profound&obscure, to live it you have to explodeReport
Gurph Morlicks  1/5/21
Penitent, Pied, PulchratudinousReport
Gurph Morlicks  1/5/21
Penitent, Pied, PulchratudinousReport
Gurph Morlicks  1/5/21
Penitent, Pied, PuchratudinousReport
Gurph Morlicks  1/2/21
Bemused Resignation, the new fragrance from Renna RyannReport
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