Gurph Morlicks's profile

Name:

Phlebotomous Rex 'Gurf' Morlix

Location:

RollerRink/CountyFair/PromptCare

Last on:

3 hours ago

Time here:

26 years

Gender:

Male

Followers:

172

UMD rank:

#356

UMD ID:

5472

Comments:

3225 sent, 437 received

I'm here to:

Chat with friends

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About Me:

Average guy.

Last Actions

Monday

Commented on a forum photo: "Talk about a stunning figure... and also a spectacular pie hit!"

11 days ago

Commented on a photo: "What an outrageously hot baker we have here. I hope banana cream pie is the special of the day!"

11 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Vivian's reaction to her friend's surprise pieing is really hot!!!"

12 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "The sexiest smile that never was ... among an almost endless number of OTHER attractions amply on display here..."

12 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Another ridiculously hot pic from "the mind of Minolta"..."

12 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Just going to come out and say it: I'm not even much a fan of maple syrup, to be honest, and most of the time a WAM model has this little mess on her actual face, I can't be bothered to care, but THIS image is so freaking hot that none of these "problems" gets in my way of enjoying it in full. There is so much texture to the skin, the syrup, even the denim, this really pops to life for me. Masterfully done!"

13 days ago

Commented on a photo: "I am just loving this series of pics. Would love to see even more from this scenario!"

14 days ago

Commented on a photo: "That's commitment, hot and heavy... or perhaps it would be more accurate to say cool and cascasding?"

14 days ago

Commented on a photo: "Love these, keep up the great work!"

14 days ago

Commented on a photo: "Stellar! Thanks so much for posting these additional Bewitched re-imaginings!"

17 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "And the award for Most WAMthusiastic Self-Pie-Sandwich goes to... ANGEL!!!!"

17 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "She seems so genuinely pleased to be in this degrading predicament!"

17 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Absolutely love this pic. The wam potential in this moment is off the charts!"

25 days ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Such a committed WAMmer you are!"

25 days ago

Commented on a photo: "Just gorgeous work here!"

Wam Party

2/2/24

Was pied in the face by Marlowe

10/4/23

Had his head turned into a pie sandwich by foampie77

6/21/23

Had his head turned into a pie sandwich by MessyMissMarie

friended 3/14/17

friended 9/9/19

friended 9/3/19

friended 7/12/16

friended 8/31/20

friended 5/6/21

friended 10/29/16

friended 3/21/14

friended 8/18/23

friended 5/7/20

friended 4/4/17

friended 12/12/18

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Gurph Morlicks 6/19/22

This is how the world ends, not with a squish but a splat!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 6/19/22

This is how the world ends, not with a squish but a splat!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 6/19/22

This is the way the world ends, not w/a squish but a splat

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Gurph Morlicks 5/30/22

What Hath God Wrought?

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly/Lisa!!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly/Lisa!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

Incense and Peppermints

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Gurph Morlicks 3/3/22

Blessed are the cheesemakers.

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Gurph Morlicks 2/23/22

Have gold pants ever been worn more fetchingly?

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Gurph Morlicks 2/23/22

"If you're gonna ride..."

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MessyMissMarie 2/13/22

Hello Piero! I'm surprised you didn't throw your hat in the ring and possibly end up in my losers gallery with a pie in your face ;p

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tall tar toy 11/9/21

i like to be totally covered in ANYTHING messy but will give as well

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Navy 11/8/21

Think you should pull me in that mud by my tie knot and push me under forsing mud all over my navy uniform inside and out

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Gurph Morlicks 6/28/21

Land of Hope and Gloria

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I verCatchaBreak

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get a Witness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get a Witness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? caniget a Napkin? Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 5/10/21

The Ghost of Pastries Past Howl in the Bones of Her Face

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Gurph Morlicks 3/30/21

�Everything is the opposite of what it is�Winston O'Ghurkin

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WildThang 3/29/21

Thanks for

our pictures!

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Gurph Morlicks 3/22/21

This Diamond Ring Doesn't Shine For You Anymore

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

truthwastoopure,profound&obscure, toliveityouhavetoexplode

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

truthwastoopure,profound&obscure,toliveityouhavetoexplode

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

thetruthwastoopure,profound&obscure,toliveityouhavetoexplode

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

Pure truth,profound&obscure, to live it you have to explode

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Gurph Morlicks 1/5/21

Penitent, Pied, Pulchratudinous

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Gurph Morlicks 1/5/21

Penitent, Pied, Pulchratudinous

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Gurph Morlicks 1/5/21

Penitent, Pied, Puchratudinous

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Gurph Morlicks 1/2/21

Bemused Resignation, the new fragrance from Renna Ryann

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