Comments by Gurph Morlicks

'What's a poor girl to do?'

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WAM goddess in profile . . .

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Jade's turtleneck can't save her now . . .

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The New Vivaciousness! It's a thing now, thanks to Wookiana.

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The Wife pitching her latest, greatest marketing idea right in the middle of a WAM session! "It's gonna be great, you'll see," she says excitedly.

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THAT CRUST IS A MUST!!!

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Astoundingly hot pic of The Wife in all her brownie-slimed, pie-hatted, oreo-crusted, whipped creamed WAMmy Glory!

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Her joy is so pure!

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Warm-storm-style WAM ecstasy with the wonderful Wookiana!

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LIVING THE DREAM! (Well, it's my dream to PIE AND BE PIED much like this, but it may not be Lily's! :-P )

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Just another GLORIOUS slice of WAM from the ever-amazing Sooty!

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Pondering life's biggest mysteries under six pounds of dense, colorful slop. . .

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This is the lovely Lily drenched in slime, and you can buy this scene from The Man and the Wife here:
https://the-man-the-wife-the-store.umd.net/download_info/happy-valenslimes-day-6-2

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Is this from a WAM video or is it an outtake from Beyond the Black Rainbow? :-P

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Lily wanna cracker?
Lovely Lily loves a lively limmerick.
Luscious Lily looking so terribly clean and sexy before the mess storm that's about to engulf her.

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Lily even manages to make the "hundred-mile stare" sexy!

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Now THAT's a crusty pie! And deliciously delivered all over Sooty's lovely face . . .

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Sooty submits to the unseen power of potent pie crusts!

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Chef's kiss for the perfect pie crust beret!

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GLOPPED IN GORGEOUS STYLE!

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Wow, another super-classic pie pic from Sooty! You look amazing here, Sooty, with your face and hair -- not to mention your luscious lap -- already well plastered with pie, and more on the way. The mind wobbles at the possibilities! :loveeyes:

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This is an artistic messterpiece! What a sumptuous mess Sooty plus pies makes, a feast for the eyes and possibly (?) for one very lucky person's tongue.

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My god, the buttsteak is so sweet and meaty today!

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I realized much too late that my previous comment on this photo was my 6,666th photo comment on the UMD since they started tracking everyone's comment count. (Check my profile if you doubt it!) I really should've encoded some Satanic message into it, but alas, I didn't realize. Oh well, this is still a terrific pic and I'll just settle for celebrating it once again and noting how terribly sexy it is!

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Such powerful sensuality!

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Mud Goddess, We Beseech Thee!

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Somebody needs to be spanked with a pie! :loveeyes:

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A very sensuous image, this! :loveeyes:

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This slimy, sumptuous feast for the eyes has such a melancholy yearning to it. Gorgeous!

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My god, what beautiful eyes! And such a sweetly shocked expression! I feel like the perfect followup moment to the one captured here would be a banana cream pie flying from off-camera to land explosively in your lovely face, Sooty!

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Jesus but I love that smirk!

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What a healthy specimen!

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One VERY lucky man!

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Another classic starring the ultra-classic Naomi, yum!

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This one is SO sensuous, I just love it!

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Don't remember her name, but this was my favorite Pie Targets model. She was great!

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The WAM Rapture is upon us! Let us all be lifted body-and-soul into the Slimy Heavens, into the Bosom of Our Gorgeous, Gloppy Goddess!

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The WAM Rapture is upon us! Let us all be lifted body-and-soul into the Slimy Heavens, into the Bosom of Our Gorgeous, Gloppy Goddess!

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INCREDIBLY SENSUOUS MESS! 8-D

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Such a lovely, beguiling woman . . . what kind of MONSTER would you have to be to tarnish this beauty in
in sloppy mess? ;-)

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Love how she appears to be smiling despite the heavy downpour of glop she is experiencing!

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Mia was always one of my favorite MostWam models . . . and one of my favorite WAM models, period, really. And, apropos of nothing, I'll note that I always thought she would've looked FABULOUS dressed as a 1920s flapper!

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This looks AMAZING! Is that Amber's pretty face under that pie?

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Sky is so wonderfully expressive here, and all three models' legs look amazing! I particularly love the way Lisa is holding her legs (assuming that's Lisa in the middle . . . not 100% sure on this.)

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Ahhhh, the bygone days of wonderful Naomi! (Not to be confused with Naomi K, who was also great.)

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Charlotte was always superb in portraying the role of "Princess" with Pie-Punctured Dignity!

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Sabrina catches yet another pie with her face in classic fashion, while Rebecca uses her smoldering eyes to remarkable effect!

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Some incredible helpless hands from Sabrina!

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Rebecca is so sultry here, with her hand on her hip in that oh-so-sassy fashion, and her bewitching eyes peeping out through layers of pie and slime, breaking the fourth wall, and seeing straight into my dark soul. . .

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Such a sexy, sensual moment!

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My god, what an incredible moment captured here, that looks like such a great pie hit!

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Amazing pic, thanks so much for adding it to this thread!

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Just . . . shocking! :loveeyes:

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Zoey and Penelope were so good together in this one!

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She's a veritable garden of earthly delights!

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The saucy "you-wouldn't-dare!" expression on the face of the girl on the left is excellent! The girl holding the two pies seems to be thinking, "I'm really going to enjoy this!"

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Oh, how we laughed! :)

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Love this, it's a really fun one! One thing that's wild to me about it is that parts of it feel very "painterly" to me -- particularly the pied girl's hair and the cream on her face.

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I'm very much in favor of a revenge scenario here. The woman on the right is far too cute not to plaster with pies!

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You look absolutely exquisite slathered in shaving foam!

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This is an IMPOSSIBLY SEXY photo! Jayce, that super-short french maid outfit really shows off your incredible legs to full effect, and I love the very thorough pieing you are administering to Syren, not to mention Syren's wonderfully helpless "pie reception pose." Amazing job all around!

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Goddamn, Hank, would you just LOOK at the gams on this gorgeous gal?!?

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Another totally classic stance from Jayce -- pouting with her adorable, freshly pied face, hands defiantly on her hips in silent outrage. Beautiful!

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Sensationally sexy photo here, EVERYTHING about it is wildly erotic! (pant, pant)

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Ester has a gorgeous face and a great body -- she'll look great slathered in banana cream pies!

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Lily has the makings of a WAM superstar!

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Great screencap -- I always love it when the nose stands apart from the rest of the face, either by being clean while the rest of the face is covered, or by covered in something different than the rest of the face, as here. Also, what a great smile this model has, beaming through the gloppy masks of mess covering her other features!

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Those penetrating, bewitching eyes can see right through my petty deception, can see into the deep past or the far-flung future, can even see through my pantry door to check out all the messy supplies I've got stocked up in case Jayce ever stops by for 'tea and crumpets'. . .

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My god, what a sassy way to hold your leg!

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Who? Little ol' ME?!?!?

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Still in love with this FANTASTIC pic of Jayce and Syren as two remarkably hot, pie-plastered mimes . . .

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This is the story of what happened the day someone dumped tar all over The Goddess Who Was Torn Between Her Twin Urges to Create and to Destroy . . .

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'Give us a kiss,' she hissed in a way that was sexy *and* scary all at once. She mesmerized all who dared gaze upon her seductive brown eyes, her sultry lips, and her magnificent, mud-slathered form . . .

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Somebody please point me to which Wammerific scene this is from!

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Gorgeous, game, glamorous, good and glopped up -- Valentina checks all the boxes!

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Valentina is such a natural! What an incredible new addition to the MG model roster!

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This one is AMAZING, your best photo so far, Katie!

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Errrr.... I second that emotion!

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Most gorgeous eyes in the WAM business? 8-D I vote yes!

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This could be a problem, because Valentina had a big job interview in just five minutes!

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Few models can catch a cream pie in the face with the grace, sass, and class of Zoey Chanel!

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I love how hilarious Zoey finds it when her co-star catches a pie in the face!

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Ambidexterity is a VERY handy skill for a WAM model to have! Fortunately MG's super-sexy newcomer Valentina seems to have this gift in spades!

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I read the expressions in this one a little differently than you did in your notes on this post. To me, the woman in green seems to be thinking, "I'm so glad it's YOU and not me that will be wearing that dreamy creamy pie." I also read a little resentment into the pie-holder's expression, like she suspects it's due to scheming on the part of the girl in green that she now has pie herself here in this very public setting, and in her finest outfit no less! Our gorgeous, raven haired pie holder *might* even be hatching a plot to turn the tables and pie the girl in green by surprise!

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I love the pie holder's staring off into the distance here, like she's conjuring up her happy place, where she never, ever has to suffer the humiliation of a public pie in the face. But the smile on her face also seems to suggest that she's not entirely dreading the experience that awaits her. . .

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A joyous spirit who really seems to be having fun with her first WAM experience!

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Stoic sexiness in the face of adversity!

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Elle looks so sexy peering out from under that curtain of slime and hair!

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Whether you're slathered in slime, plastered with pies, marinated in all manner of goop, or completely clean -- you are a radiant beauty, Megan!

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Love the way, in the avatar pic for this scene, the slime and her hair forms a curtain hanging over her eyes that she peers out suspiciously from under.