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What a delicious, enveloping pie hit this is!
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Staggeringly sexy shot! She looks like an ultra-busty lioness here, with a voluminous mane of whipped cream!
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Buttsteak, medium rare, garnished in a piquant gren slime reduction.
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Holy hell, this looks like one of the most magnificent pie hits of all time!
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This looks like a amusement park where I want to take ALL THE RIDES!
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Love the intentionality in the way Miss Abigrail holds her pie. Bri holds her pie in a more tentative way, and that's surely going to spell her downfall here!
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SWEET MOTHER of PEARL, this looks like a sensationally slimy, super-sensuous, and supremely sloppy good time!
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DAMN! That DamnedDaisy girl is a DREAM!
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The same set of insane circumstances befell me just the other day! It's more common than you'd think!
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Remember that time when Charlotte got her portrait done at Olan Mills? She never dreamed they'd hit her with crusty pink-and-white pies there TOO. . . x-D. If she was being honest, she had to say she felt a bit typecast!
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The Art Student was one of the all-time great WAM models, and this triptych gives you a little taste of why that is the case!
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Now this model really knows how to open her mouth wide!
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Gorgeous MJ can take a pie in an ultra-dramatic fashion. (See Illustration 1A.)
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Jade thoughtfully slapped a pie onto her own chest, observed the effects from a scientific perspective and mentally noted the results.
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Clawing away at her mask of cream and crust . . .
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The way the cream is splattered and streaked through her long dark hair is just TOO SEXY!
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You're always safe in a denim jacket . . . or maybe not?!?
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"Momentum equals mass times velocity," she said to herself, just before an exceedingly creamy mass imploded against her face.
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Renna is a WAM treasure!
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All time classic crusty pie in the lovely face of Fawn of WAMF/Wamwatachers!
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Love everything about this pic, from the crust on top of her head to her perfectly helpless hands, from the cream streaked through her cascading hair to her elegantly crossed legs and that he pool of pie collecting in her luscious lap clad in a leather skirt!
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That most appealing of mess targets, the princess of pies, the one and only gorgeous goddess of glop, Jayce Lane!
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CreamLaced, to answer your question as best I can: This is a pic of Jayce. I never saw what scene it came from, because I grabbed it from either one of her photo albums or from a post with a wide selection of pics from across many of her videos. (In other words, there was no context to indicate what scene it came from.)
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:loveeyes: Her butt will make a PERFECT banana cream pie target!
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A beautiful self-pie-spanking! What will she think of next?!?
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Those eyes have no doubt lured many sailors to a rocky grave . . .
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Girls, they wanna have fun!
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Girls, they wanna have fun!
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Come on down to the buttsteak buffet!
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A truly gorgeous mess of a woman!
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Love the "victim"'s expression here ... it kind of feels like the reality of her embarrassing situation has only just sunk in for her at this very moment. . . meanwhile, the understated smile on the face of the custard pourer is also great!
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Such a saucy look she is giving the camera. Wonder where that creamy dream PIE is doing to land?
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What a gorgeous, slimy rainbow her hair has become!
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Her expression of barely suppressed delight is exquisite!
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Charley Atwell, custard-slathered and hotter than a thousand suns, pulls her own pigtails just for the hell of it. Meanwhile, her small black top does its level best to reign in the divine heaving of those bodacious breasts. . .
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PEERLESS GLOBES GET COMELY CUSTARD COATING!
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Young Lindsey serves up just desserts for an older male authority figure! x-D
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For some reason, her nose being just barely visible past that gloriously slimy curtain of cascading hair makes this pic EXTRA SEXY for me . . .
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Love the expressions here -- Lucy looks pensive but not entirely unamused, knowing full wellshe's about to be deluged in goop. Jess looks quite pleased, perhaps even a bit smug, knowing the mess she's about to dish out to her co-star.
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I swear her penetrating gaze bores a hole right through my brain and then closely examines the artwork on the wall behind me.
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What the what?!? Outrage and slapstick go together like ... well ... pies and pretty faces! SPLAT!!!
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Another of the finest models of the Early SStuff Era!
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This screenshot of Zoey freshly pink-slimed and cream-pied, is simply too hot for words!
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MMMmmmmppppfff---
What a stellar pie hit, right in her gorgeous face!
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The Missus of Fetish Couple is always a class act, receiving pies with aplomb, good humor, and great fashion!
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An expertly delivered and received dreamy cream pie to the gorgeous face of Sabrina! Love the helpless hands as well, naturally!
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The recrimination in Jayce's pie-plastered face is simply EXQUISITE! And Jilly's smug look of calm suggests she can't even fathom the creamy comeuppance that awaits her. (Don't worry, I know it's just acting.)
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Ahhhhhhh, what deliciously decadent degradation is this? To be pied in a shiny silver shirt, 'tis a consummation devoutly to be wished!!!!
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Ahhh, the classic, first-ever SStuff model in another classic scene!
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A vision of pie-slathered pulchritude!
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If the Man in the Moon was a Sexy Pie-Faced Babe, this might be what she would look like!
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Chocolate cream pie never had a lovelier landing place than Zoey's gorgeous kisser!
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Insanely great pie coverage, and quite unique looking as well: this is not the kind of pie-faced pic you see every day, even at the UMD!
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This is just such a gorgeous image, like something one of the Renaissance Masers might've painted . . .
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Sometimes you just have one of those days!
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What an epic pieing! It's like something out of epic mythology but, you know, with a little slapstick mixed in . . .
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That crust has amazing structural integrity! :loveeyes:
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It can actually be a very Zen experience to get pied if your slapstick assailant knows what they're doing!
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Now *here's* a thorough pieing!
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This model's head appears to be a scale model replica of an alien world with chocolate oceans and graham cracker continents!
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The Crusty Pie Manifesto incarnate!
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Since she's thoroughly plastered in pie, you'll just have to take my word that sweet Ava here is one of the most gorgeous models in all of WAMdom!
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Why do I get the funny feeling that this was a slapstick outtake from an old Wrigley's Doublemint Gum commercial?
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Willa Vanilla really knows how to roll with the punches ... er I mean pie hits!
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The combination of her pied face, shown in profile, and the separate crusty pies on each of her ample buttcheeks is just ... breathtaking!
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Talia looking incredibly hot after enduring a battery of chocolate cream pies!
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Vivi (aka Pricilla, aka Natalia) doing what she does best -- looking sexy AF while wearing pies!
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Radiant Nadia always got my heart pumping, especially when she was plastered in pies.
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From the all-time classic PieJinx archives, the wonderful Ginger takes another pie to her gorgeous face like the sexy champion she is!
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Holly, a brand newcomer to Slapstick Stuff, looks simply sensational in pie. Those eyes, those lips, that joie de vivre!
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Tilly gives absolutely sensational "pie shock" reactions.
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Ava looks SENSATIONAL plastered with that green and white pie, complete with many chunks of shattered pie crust. Carrie looks great clean here, but we know she can't possibly stay clean for much longer in this scenario . . . WAM Gods willing!
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Product placement.
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An exquisite beauty naturally demands an exquisite pieing.
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Surprisingly, it's actually easier to meditate when plastered with pie than when you're completely clean. The More You Know . . .
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Religious awakening via cream pie to the face. . .
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An essential part of every yoga session.
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Now you CAN go into outer space and land on fractions! Mr. Kurtz finally got his revenge in the little-known sequel film Piepocalypse Now.
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Livin' the Dream: Face Full of Dreamy Cream Pie, Heart Full of Love and Understanding!
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Kathleen is one of the greatest early SStuff models.
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I had this exact screenshot set to go as part of my second post in this thread, but you beat me to the punch, Rich. Wonderful work on this scene, btw!
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This deluxe WAM treatment couldn't have happen to a more gorgeous woman!
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Slapstick Goddess Diana could really wear those pies!
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IMPOSSIBLY SEXY POST PIE-O-RAMA! Hell, how am I supposed to go on about my day as a so-called productive member of society having seen this Glimpse at Eternity?
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The Glory of WAM!
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Love everything about this pic -- the bit of her nose peeking through the pie ... her mouth wide open in shock ... the plentiful chunks of crust still stuck to her cream-covered face ... those great helpless hands ... the whipped cream streaked in her hair ... and of course those gorgeously bare boobs, one deliciously slathered in cream. What a sight!
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Good god, what an impossibly sexy profile!
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One of the most gorgeous faces to ever be slimed, pied, and otherwise deluged in messy substances. Not to mention her many other anatomical gifts!
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I've never been so glad that hands were helpless. . .
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The sweetest "pan" ever to be filled with whipped cream!!!
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WOW, what a staggeringly sexy "moment of impact" pic!
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Charley often seems pleased to by plastered with pastry punishments. Here, she helpfully directs a passerby holding a pie where to place the dessert in question! :-P
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That knowing look Charley gives the camera is incredible. She knows her nipples are showing through her shirt and she knows the kind of erotic gravity she's exerting on every red-blooded viewer . . .
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This is a profound study in absolute sexiness!
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Two of the finest pairs known to mankind . . . pairs of helpless hands, of course! Get your minds out of the gutter, people!
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Am I wrong or does she seem to be quite enjoying this custard downpour? :-P
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I just LOVE how tickled Charley always seems to be when she's getting messed!
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God bless Charley for not exactly dreading that pie that's about to be slapped in her gorgeous face! (p.s. there's so much breast meat in this pic I can hardly type straight. . . )
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She's a natural!
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What a complete beauty, and fun-loving too!
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