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I love Zoey's expression of disbelief here -- "Even in the shower where I'm supposed to clean up, I can't escape the unrelenting MESS!"
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Who can resist a little taste of this very creamy, dreamy coconut cream delight? Soon you'll be getting a much BIGGER TASTE of it, in a sudden and splatterific way! :-P
Photo3 hours agoreport
You have such bewitching hazel eyes! Can't wait to see them peering through a "mask" of delicious coconut cream filling, whipped cream, and shattered chunks of crust!
Photo: help! 3 hours agoreport
Wow, such a sensuous wetlook pic of Casey! :loveeyes:
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Photo19 hours agoreport
An absotively, posilutely SPLAT-acular pie hit!
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Photo19 hours agoreport
This pic has inspired a new word: ZOERRIFIC!
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Photo19 hours agoreport
A delicious alternate format for the fabled Messygirl Pie Sandwich!
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Photo20 hours agoreport
Love the anticipatory smile -- with hints of WTF-did-I-get-myself-into-here? -- as the pie begins its flight toward her face!
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Photo20 hours agoreport
SHOW-BIDNESS!
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Mess just doesn't get any sexier than this 8-D
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Photo24 hours agoreport
A stunning breakthrough in helpless hands technology!
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I didn't know it til it was right in front of my face, but Kristina getting pelted with pie after pie is just what I needed to see!
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Photo: Kristina's messy return to Moscow! Part2Fridayreport
Kristina has an extremely pie-able face, and I really love the explosive pie hit in the last frame!
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Photo: Kristina's messy return to Moscow! Part1Fridayreport
Riley's first pie hit in this scene is perfect, and she does a great job of pretending she doesn't know it's coming!
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PhotoThursdayreport
Riley's first-ever pie to the face is a complete delight! And I love how Alicia, blinded by pie and sporting helpless hands, shudders upon hearing the impact of the pie against Riley's face, and then breaks out into laughter.
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PhotoThursdayreport
Alicia's "helpless hands" reaction to the pink slime is perfect and somehow I enjoy Riley's uproarious reaction to her friend's humiliation even more!
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PhotoThursdayreport
A really great pie hit on Alicia here! It really manages to add depth to the pie-mess already on her face (not all pies act in a cumulative way in such situations!) and the portion of her smile you can see right after the pie impact is adorable too!
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PhotoThursdayreport
Somehow Riley takes an excellent first pie in this scene, despite her brimmed "tophat" ,,, and the hat doesn't even come off either! Strange physics at work, but I'm certainly not complaining. I also really love how much pie is streaked in Riley's hair from just this one direct hit to her pretty face!
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PhotoThursdayreport
Riley grabbing the pies, bumping Alicia nearly off-screen with some very sassy hip action, and then strutting her stuff while holding both pies is a very sexy move!
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PhotoThursdayreport
So many stages of sweet, messy humiliation for lovely Sooty!
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Photo: I maid many pies!Thursdayreport
Zoey's body is an entire erotic landscape of mess.
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Sirena has copious attitude to go with her copious breasts!
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Not sure why but Riley's hysterics at the sight of Alicia taking her first-ever pie to the face = one of my favorite things in all of WAMdom.
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PhotoWednesdayreport
Talia looks great either completely clean or plastered in pies.
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PhotoWednesdayreport
That helpless hand is great, but that exploratory tongue send me over the moooooon! ;P
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PhotoWednesdayreport
Talia is an ultra-gorgeous WAM model, yummmmmmm!
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PhotoWednesdayreport
It feels like Christmas any time I watch any Willow video. She is a gift to all WAMkind!
Scene: Willow Gets Gunge and Pies Instead of Presents from SantaWednesdayreport
Chunky green slime is a great big delicious change of pace!
PhotoWednesdayreport
Looks like another incredible scene from you guys!
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Scene: Pigtailed Cutie Hayley Taunts Nova As She Gets Destroyed!Wednesdayreport
Zoey takes quite a tumble!
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PhotoWednesdayreport
Glorious unveiling!
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Yet another incredible helpless hands pose!!!
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What do you give the girl who has it all? Custard pies in the projectile format!
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PhotoMondayreport
Boom shackalakalaka, boom shackalakalaka ...
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Photo: Slimey bananas mashed on my tits <3Mondayreport
Sooty, you look great and also seem to be having a blast -- great to see!
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PhotoMondayreport
Just a lovely girl and her four buckets of multi-colored slime. What could go right? x-D
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Photo: Video is out now ^^Mondayreport
They never warned Willow about this sort of thing in finishing school!
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PhotoMondayreport
An amazing sequence of events. :loveeyes:
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PhotoMondayreport
Just stunning!
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Photo6 days agoreport
So beautiful, Sooty! You seem to maybe even be enjoying all the pie you are wearing?
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Photo6 days agoreport
She's looking quite happy here ... not to mention sexy as hell!
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This is some real Rear of the Year material here!
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Photo6 days agoreport
I know! I have a hard time believing it myself . . .
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Photo6 days agoreport
A new WAM Goddess has arisen in our midst! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo: I’m so glad to be back being a filthy bitch again!6 days agoreport
So humiliating... and so, so sexy.
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Photo7 days agoreport
Just a wee bit of a slime-covered sex goddess named Willow in the french maid format, howling at the moon, but from the indoors ... and when it's broad daylight outdoors no less. (But, hey, the moon is still there during the day, after all, we just can't see it.)
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Photo7 days agoreport
I used to see the original photo this was made from -- it was in color -- all the time in my internet searches. One of my favorite pie face pictures of all time -- just love her expression of pleasure even through clenched eyes, the way she's tilted her head, that amazing smile, and above all that incredible tongue sneaking out to steal a taste of the whipped cream . . . :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo7 days agoreport
This is even more stunning than the earlier pie pic-- that slime looks incredible coating Valerie's head and Lilly's and Steph's expressions of glee ant her humiliation are even better!
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Photo7 days agoreport
Love everything about this pic -- Valerie's lovely head enveloped in pie, her pie tin hat, her helpless left hand, her lap full of whipped cream, not to mention the happily shocked looks on the faces of her friends.
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Photo7 days agoreport
Positively shocking!
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As Mellencamp once put it: "Suckin' on a chili dog, outside the Tastee Freeze..."
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Photo7 days agoreport
This is incredible! I strongly supsect this is unlabelled synthetic work, but if there an original photo this is based off of, where oh where can I see it?
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Photo7 days agoreport
I'd like to report a Bodacious Bakery Brutality in progress . . .
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Photo7 days agoreport
Love the complimentary colors of slime!
Photo7 days agoreport
Trying again -- can anyone point me to the original photo this is based on?
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Photo7 days agoreport
That shower stall is THE place to be! 8-D
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Photo7 days agoreport
I never wondered about how the UMD's own Messy Irina would look getting pied in black and white, but now I know!
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Photo7 days agoreport
I absolutely LOVE how much fun the curly-headed model is having doing this to her friend!
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Photo7 days agoreport
This pic is so sexy and so ripe with potential, I almost can't stand to look at it... and then when I do, I can't tear my eyes away!
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Photo7 days agoreport
Seduction personified! 8-|
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Willow sure makes a fabulously fetching french maid!
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Photo7 days agoreport
I may NEVER get over seeing this pic! 8-D
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Proof positive that pie is both for wearing AND eating! :-P
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Talia (the one in the yellow shirt) is sex on a stick!
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Love Messy Miss Marie's knock-kneed pose here -- makes her seem even more sexy and helpless than she already is here!
Photo8 days agoreport
Love the positioning of Brett's hands here -- as if she can somehow ward off her own inevitable slime-y fate with them!
Photo8 days agoreport
(singing modified 80s TV show theme song):
Boob to boob, a couple of silver spoons...
Photo8 days agoreport
Lexi was a crappy baker -- look how the b-day cake she baked for Brianna turned out! -- but she made for a very sexy plate for Brianna to eat the cake off of!
Photo8 days agoreport
Gorgeous Fawn. :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo8 days agoreport
I don't love the gray color of that pie -- what is it, a cement cream pie? :-P -- but Amber's helpless hands are positively exquisite!
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Photo8 days agoreport
Nothing more refreshing than a cool, minty cream pie to the kisser!
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Photo8 days agoreport
The belle of the ball got herself a lil' messy...
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Photo8 days agoreport
Milk, it does a body good!
Photo8 days agoreport
Lexi is certainly a luscious, leggy lady!
Photo8 days agoreport
Lexi's got the passion for splashin' . . .
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Lexi puckers up for incoming pies!
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Such a charming smile! :)
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Lexi has a little fun with Brianna Ray . . .
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Mutually assured whipped cream destruction!
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Absolutely delicious aftermath!
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Beautiful action shot of Laura taking yet another real cream pie straight to the kisser!
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The non-stop pie barrage briefly pauses , allowing Laura a moment of reflective introspection.
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Laura could take big creamy pies to her gorgeous face like a real pro. :loveeyes:
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One of the loveliest WAM models ever, imho!
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...and the pie plastered fun has only just begun here!
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Amber's shapely ass + pie = pure WAM magic!
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Stunning trio of leggy WAM beauties!
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Incredible helpless hands pic!
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Staggeringly sexy!
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Photo8 days agoreport
The Cream Pie Cometh... and Willow looks like she may even be looking forward to it!
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Photo8 days agoreport
Seductively sloppy! x-D
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Amber's a stunning example of the female form.
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Now THAT'S a face full of pie! 8-D
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Amber's fetching backside plastered in pies! :loveeyes:
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Looking great and gleefully playing in a tub of blue goo
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Amber is simply one of the best pie recipients ever!
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Willow takin' it topless and creamy like the champ she is!
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Wonderful Willow with hands on hips, pie all over her lovely face, and her boobs about to break free of their shirt-y confines . . .
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Photo8 days agoreport
A shocking turn of events for beautiful, bare-breasted Willow!
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Photo8 days agoreport
It's no wonder the audience loves to see Willow pied: She takes pie after pie like the sexy, incredible trooper she is -- in her face, on her chest, on her ass, and even in her luscious lap!
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Photo9 days agoreport
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