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The untold glories of public transportation!
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Photo19 hours agoreport
Sexy waitress Zoey Chanel has been really pushing the dessert menu lately, but here she gets an unexpected taste of her own wares!
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Photo20 hours agoreport
Those gorgeous, remarkable eyes can see right through my petty deception, can see into the deep past or the far-flung future, can even see through my pantry door to check out all the messy supplies I've got stocked up in case Jayce ever stops by for tea and crumpets. . .
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Photo21 hours agoreport
This version of Mime Jayce is both terrifically sexy and terrifying at the same time!
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Photo21 hours agoreport
High-kicking hijinx from a hottie of well -established proportions.
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Photoyesterdayreport
Does anybody know the source of this wonderful photo?
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Photoyesterdayreport
A moral imperative at work.
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Photoyesterdayreport
Your eyelids are growing heavy . . . your breathing is slow and measured. . . your mental rhythms are slowing to a slow, gauzy pace ... you are feeling very sleepy . . . and wide, wide open to suggestion . . . congratulations, Mortal, you have fallen under the spell of Ellie!
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Photoyesterdayreport
Absolutely amazing action shot of Courtney looking crazy cute as the slime rains down upon her from above!
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Photoyesterdayreport
What's up, pussycat? :loveeyes:
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Photoyesterdayreport
I am helpless to resist her purple-tinted charms . . . 8-D
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Photoyesterdayreport
What a unique beauty Ellie possesses! A beautiful woman with a devilish sense of humor and great comedy chops ... looks great whether clean and kempt, plastered in pie, or slathered in slime ... she's a dream woman!
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Photoyesterdayreport
Melody is one of the sassiest WAM models ever -- not to mention also one of the sexiest! :loveeyes:
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Photoyesterdayreport
Ellie and Courtney are both gorgeous, and they're both blessed with bewitching eyes!
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Photoyesterdayreport
Who is this radiant beauty underneath the green slime? What an incredible smile she has! If anyone can point me to this video, or even just who this model is, I would be greatly appreciative!
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Photoyesterdayreport
This photo should really grace the cover of an exotica LP!
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Photofridayreport
Centia sighed as the mess kept pouring down, "I just don't understand why this is happening to me. What did I do to deserve this degradation?"
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Photofridayreport
What a glorious beauty this woman is!
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Photofridayreport
I'm more of a mess guy than wetlook, but this pic is really doing things for me!
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Photofridayreport
Good god, what a great big, glorious mess! Is that you under there, Jayce, and if not, who is it? And what scene is this from? A must-own, clearly!
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Photofridayreport
The Goddess of WAM laughed a hearty belly laugh that echoed through the fortress. She'd already drenched all her disciples in the gooiest glop on the globe, and now it was finally the Goddess's turn to be rendered unrecognizable under mad mountains of messy mayhem. SHE COULDN'T WAIT FOR IT!
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Photofridayreport
Kate is always a vibrant beauty -- whether she's dazzling us in her clean and fashionable form or (as shown here) buried under a marvelous multi-colored mess!
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Photothursdayreport
You can almost see Kate's thought process as she tries and fails to phrase an objection to the proceedings here!
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Photothursdayreport
My God, Kate, even fresh from the swamp, you're sexier than 10 supermodels!
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Photothursdayreport
What a smile! What a trooper! What an all around WAM superstar Courtney is!
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Photothursdayreport
This reminds me of when I was younger and felt the need to use every crayon in the 64-pack, even 'burnt sienna' and that extra-waxy 'cornflower blue'!
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Photothursdayreport
Courtney appears to be having a blast here, but I sure hope nothing ... messy ... happens to this deeply foxy lady! What a shame THAT would be!
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Photothursdayreport
I go weak in the knees for gorgeous girls who pucker up so pretty for a pie plastering! :loveeyes:
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Photothursdayreport
One of the most dynamic duos in the whole WAM-damned world!
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Photothursdayreport
The high-spirited hijinx never end at the Man and Wife WAMporium!
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Photothursdayreport
Just a casual night in with Courtney, including a little TV, an adult beverage , and a bit of dessert . . .
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Photothursdayreport
Those eyes -- so bewitching! That pucker -- so enticing! That face -- crying out for dreamy cream pies to hit it! That cleavage -- waiting to collect the cream dripping off Courtney's freshly pied face!
Photowednesdayreport
These gorgeous women really know how to give and take a pie!
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Photo: Reaching Tier 1 awards for the first time!wednesdayreport
Now that's what you call STAR POWER!
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Photowednesdayreport
Courtney: SULTRY AF!!!!!!
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Photowednesdayreport
A huge creamy PIE to the FACE, delivered with lots of LOVE from one WAM goddess to another (i.e. from Melody's hand to Courntey's face, that pie had quite a journey).
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Photo: From: 'Courtney's 30 Pie Barrage'wednesdayreport
The possibilities are endless . . . but I'm hoping Melody comes up from behind and pinches Courtney's beautiful bottom, startling her, causing her to lose her balance and topple into this treasure trove of shaving cream!
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Photowednesdayreport
Love the super-sexy way your face is plastered with that pie and also how it is streaked through your lovely hair!
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Photowednesdayreport
SlimeStar, you look absolutely phenomenal!
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Photowednesdayreport
That's the strangest proof of the existence of the Almighty I ever did hear, skirtpie! But it does ring true.
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Photowednesdayreport
Buckle up, because you are about to be served dessert in ... The Twilight Zone!
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Photowednesdayreport
EVERYthing about this photo is impossibly sexy, but most of all that smoldering look you are giving the camera! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photowednesdayreport
As they used to say back in the day, Peyton is a very healthy girl!
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Photowednesdayreport
WOW! Skirtpie, much like GE, you bring good things to life! Only in your case it's not just a marketing jingle, it's true. This started life as one of my very favorite pieces of AI WAM art. And now it's practically a major motion picture!
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Phototuesdayreport
Two female co-workers gather to review the events of the day. Business as usual . . .
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Phototuesdayreport
Another unspeakably hot slice of slapstick sensuality! 8-D
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Phototuesdayreport
(Ideally, this would be a "comment without text" -- just the sound of my eyeballs springing out of their sockets in comic book fashion.)
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Phototuesdayreport
Sigh, so many gorgeous pies and of course the gorgeous PieGirlKay...how I miss her... such a positive force for piesexuality on the UMD!
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Photomondayreport
This image really puts the "pie" in
pie de résistance!
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Photo6 days agoreport
Now she's actually *leaning into the slime,* learning to live with and laugh at and even love the lusciousness of this deluge of dripping degradation.
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Photo6 days agoreport
Cringing as the slime first hits her hair . . .
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Photo6 days agoreport
Everybody was kung fu fighting . . .
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Photo6 days agoreport
What a lovely look of wistful regret!
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Photo6 days agoreport
A gorgeous gal and a great sport about getting glopped 'n goopy!
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Photo6 days agoreport
Pure pied gorgeousness! Those eyes! Those breasts! And everything else too! :loveeyes:
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Photo6 days agoreport
Melody and Courtney make for some super-sexy cheerleaders! 8-D
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Photo6 days agoreport
Welcome back to the wacky world of WAM, Pains!
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Photo: I’ve been outta town and not making much WAM till 6 days agoreport
Gotta :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: this incredible prelude to Jayce's spectacular faceplant into the mud!!!
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Photo7 days agoreport
This looks like you're having SO MUCH FUN!!!
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Photo7 days agoreport
Ye olde 'helmet of slime' is always a classic look. It pairs really well with a face full of pie, as it turns out!
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Photo7 days agoreport
"INTO THE MUD, SCUM QUEEN!!!"
(Just to clarify for anyone who doesn't get the reference, I am NOT calling Jayce a scum queen here by any means. I am quoting Steve Martin just before he throws Kathleen Turner face-first into a big mud puddle in The Man With Two Brains.)
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Photo7 days agoreport
A sloppy slice of sensationally sexy slapstick, this video is!
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Photo7 days agoreport
An all-around beautifully composed image, with two true beauties artfully decorated in delightful degradation.
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Photo7 days agoreport
So pretty, so penitent! And soon to be so purposefully and punitively plastered in pastry pies and slime!
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Photo7 days agoreport
Talk about some sexy, slippery shenanigans!
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Photo7 days agoreport
Jayce, god bless you, you've never been shy about exploiting the sexuality of your knees to move product!
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Photo7 days agoreport
What a DEVILISHLY DELICIOUS DOUBLE PIE HIT!!!
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Photo7 days agoreport
Zoey looks amazing completely clean ...
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Photo9 days agoreport
... or slimed!
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Photo9 days agoreport
Incredible the way that crust held together!
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Photo9 days agoreport
Mystique is so gorgeous!
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Photo9 days agoreport
Incredible action shot! She-Hulk/Mystique really takes that pie full-on in her gorgeous face.
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Photo9 days agoreport
High-steppin' in the shower stall with ace reporter and part-time slime and pie victim Zoey Chanel.
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Photo9 days agoreport
What a spectacular profile!
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Photo9 days agoreport
And so it begins . . .
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Photo10 days agoreport
Q: What's for dinner?
A: I just know you'll be pleased with the menu for this evening: a great big double helping of sweet and meaty BUTTSTEAK!
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Photo10 days agoreport
I really LOVE this INCREDIBLE helpless hands pose! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo10 days agoreport
So erotic, so patriotic, so wrapped up in the American flag. . .
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Photo10 days agoreport
This is one EXTREMELY lucky dude!
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Photo10 days agoreport
I can't believe this bold look she chose for her address to the United Nations.
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Photo10 days agoreport
SUCH A SENSUOUS BEAUTY!
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Photo10 days agoreport
Adorable!
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Photo10 days agoreport
Beautiful and brave in the face of impending indignity!
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Photo10 days agoreport
Just basking beautifully in the glory of it all!
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Photo10 days agoreport
Anastasia is LUDICROUSLY SEXY!!!
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Photo10 days agoreport
What a delicious mess this beauty has been turned into!
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Photo10 days agoreport
This is STILL one of my favorite AI WAM pics after all these . . . two months. Very hot!
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Photo10 days agoreport
Businessmen they slime her much, ploughmen dig her boobs.
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Photo12 days agoreport
There's too much confusion here; she can't get no relief.
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Photo12 days agoreport
Anastasia Maye is a National Treasure, and judging by the way that other model is staring at her chest, she seems to agree! :-P
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Photo12 days agoreport
That's from a WAM Watchers (aka WAMF, for Wet and Messy Fetish Girls) video. They made a lot of classics back in the day, but tragically their whole oeuvre is unavailable for purchase at this time. ;-(
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Photo12 days agoreport
Buttsteak: Yet again, it's what's for dinner.
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Photo12 days agoreport
She is a Goddess of Order and puts everything in its perfect place (as amply demonstrated in the accompanying photo). Everything has a purpose; a mission. Since She is the order in all we see, it only makes sense that everyone in her path should live by this order too.
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Photo12 days agoreport
Hilarity has indeed ensued. Love how tickled Vikki is with her mischief!
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Photo12 days agoreport
Sabrina attempting the feat that even Cher could not pull off: To turn back time and find a way to take back the words that hurt you, so that you'd come back to stay.
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Photo12 days agoreport
Nikki is so coy and cute here!
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Photo12 days agoreport
A fun-loving spirit of freedom!
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Photo12 days agoreport
You know it's serious business when the glasses AND the shirt come off!
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Photo12 days agoreport
Beautiful work on this!
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Photo12 days agoreport
Ah, the sensation of cold cream against the naked nipples!
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Photo13 days agoreport
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