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Most erotic semaphore message of all time? Discuss.
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Photo9 hours agoreport
Well, she can't set her drink there for the time being, as the slime would cause it to slide right off . . .
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Photo9 hours agoreport
BUTTSTEAK: It's what's for goddamned dinner!
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Photo9 hours agoreport
Whoever knew the WAM Repture would be so ECSTATIC?!?
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Kate, you couldn't get any more adorable if you tried. That smile, my God. . .
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Behold! A true WAM goddess!
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Impossibly great slime reception post. As always, I love the helpless hands, but there's honestly nothing here at all that I don't love!
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I just fell in love with Kate again, for like the 563rd time . . . :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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AGREED! She seems to divide opinion among WAM fans, with many people not caring for her, but I can't imagine why that would be the case. For me, Lane was one of the greats! "I'm already CREAMY being hearing between you two girls, so why don't you CREAM ME?!?" she asks, cleverly, in the video shown above (I think that's the one anyway.) MG says he let her basically come up with all her own dialogue because it was far better than anything he could write for her.
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A very lovely mystery pie victim indeed! I hope someone can point us toward this video!!!!
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She goes through a whole range of emotion in a matter of seconds, love it!
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She appears to be hyperventilating . . .
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Fantastic work!
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Love these helpless hands. And also how happy the pie-pusher looks at what she's accomplishing!
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If Tim Buton directed a WAM video, it might look a lil' sumpin' like this . . . :-P
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Love this up-close look at the dessert menu!
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Love the helpless hands here!
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Damn, that's one smoldering beauty, even if she is synthetic!
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Ira, your vital role in this meeting is greatly appreciated. That WAS a terrifically messy pieing, as you note above, and it's amazing how much of that bright pink slime fit into that little bucket, only to end up all over you. The laws of physics may actually be bending in your presence, in order that you may be rendered a maximum mess! If you feel it's unfair that even mother nature is against you, I'd say that's just part of your job description as the Sexiest Stoogette Ever!
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Photo: Ira plays a vital role in a meeting!Thursdayreport
So classic. Both ladies look absolutely lovely before and after their pieings. I'm especially fond of the image of Yana so well plastered in pastry! And to be honest, purple is my favorite color, so seeing both gorgeous women pied in purple tops makes it extra special for me!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo: Pied Receptionists!Thursdayreport
Don't have the link but it's a free video posted by UMD member Johnnypie.
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Excellent posture! :loveeyes:
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I'm truly glad she's having such fun with it . . .
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ONCE MORE. . . WITH FEELING!
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Amazing action shot! That pie is "right on target, so direct." And that cleavage is outstanding!
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Incredibly sexy!
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My thoughts exactly, Vivi . . .
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"An immersive experience," as the kids say. . .
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The beautiful Brigitte, seen here setting her controls for the heart of the Sun . . .
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Vivi, seen here pondering the life and career choices that led her to getting slopped with the nastiest slime known to mankind on literally dozens of occasions . . . with occasional light relief via delicious creamy pies plastering her gorgeous face.
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She seems to be really enjoying getting pied, which makes this scene even sexier . . .
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Looks like she's about to bite into an invisible 15" hoagie. Could that be the case? (In all seriousness, this feels like a scene out of Greco-Roman mythology, something that was then turned into a dramatic sculpture by some Renaissance-era master. Only you know . . . minus the cream . . . )
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"Yes, Yes" indeed!!!! I'm just happy to be an onlooker to this impossibly sexy thing going on right here in this very screenshot. :-P
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Tefy has always had my heart. Or maybe it's one of my other organs?
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Two months ago, when originally posted, this one sent me to bonertown. Eleven days ago, it worked its magic once again. Today, to quote David Byrne, "Same as it ever was." This one really stands the test of time!
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Irina, you are a haunting vision of thoroughly pied femininity here. You look absolutely sensational in all that pie, and Maria also looks radiant and she relishes what she's about to do, pour a bucket of slime over your head.
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Photo6 days agoreport
Yana, for my money the second most gorgeous woman in the E-double I-U (Extended Irinia Isakova Universe), is positively and professionaly plastered here. Lovely work, Ira!
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Photo6 days agoreport
There's no pussingfootying around here with this pie delivery, no delicate light first hit before the rain of pastry hellfire comes thundering down, no ma'am. You are aborbing a tremendous first pie hit here, Irina, delivered with ruthless precision and prejudicial force, a blast so great it creates an absolutely massive ring of splattering cream around your lovely head!
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Photo6 days agoreport
Zoey is so amused that her colleauge has gotten the slime treatment now too . . .
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Photo7 days agoreport
The joy on her face!
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Photo7 days agoreport
Not sure how she even manages to stand upright. . .
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Photo7 days agoreport
The incomparable Kate!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo7 days agoreport
Clean or messy, clothed or unclothed, Zoey is always a vision!
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Photo7 days agoreport
Such a radiant beauty, so ripe for pieing and sliming!!~!!~
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Photo7 days agoreport
Slapstick Archaeology!
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Photo7 days agoreport
Beautiful spirit in a beautiful body getting beautifully slimed. What a smile too! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo7 days agoreport
Triumph of the human spirit!
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I'm just happy to be here.
Photo8 days agoreport
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Photo: Just getting filthy8 days agoreport
Quite a set of shoulders on this lovely lady!
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Photo: mud happy8 days agoreport
Mesmerizing! 8-|
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Photo: muddy wardrobe malfunction8 days agoreport
Utterly adorable!
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Photo8 days agoreport
Love this look for her -- she's not only flat-out gorgeous, but she's sat in a tub with buckets of slime, biting her lip tentatively, looking off to the side, all as if to say, "What the hell have I gotten myself into here?"
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Photo8 days agoreport
I'll have what she's having. . .
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Photo8 days agoreport
This is the way to start the morning off right -- explosively sexy!
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Kate is definitely bumping her pretty head against the asymptote here, meaning WAM will never get any sexier than this.
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Photo8 days agoreport
Kate's impossibly radiant smile shines through any slime deluge.
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Photo8 days agoreport
As always Kate, your legs look absolutely luscious! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo8 days agoreport
She's smiling because she's got the feeling of a job well done!
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Photo9 days agoreport
Welcome to the dessert menu, now more immersive than ever before!
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Photo9 days agoreport
Let the goddamn goodtimes and great oldies roll, mindless mofos!
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Photo9 days agoreport
JustJade, you are simply STAGGERINGLY SEXY!
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Photo9 days agoreport
What a WAM goddess!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo9 days agoreport
Very cute and looks like she's having a ton of fun with this!
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Photo9 days agoreport
Another delicious, wholesome-looking babe with a fantastic smile. You sure can pick 'em!
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Photo9 days agoreport
Incredible hair for sliming purposes!
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Photo9 days agoreport
Holy shit, you just have an endless well of gorgeous natural beauties who you've convinced to get slimed, or so it seems!
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Photo9 days agoreport
Green slime on purple hair (or purple slime on green hair) always makes for a killer combo, imo!
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Photo9 days agoreport
Wow, what a radiant beauty we have here!
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Photo9 days agoreport
Kacie's and Satine's facial expressions are incredible here... as are their goop-covered bodies!
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Photo9 days agoreport
Incredible avatar pic!
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User: Wam Bagheera Studio10 days agoreport
Now that's a really delicious looking face full of pie!
Photo10 days agoreport
The slightly knock-kneed position of the pie victim's legs make this even hotter than it already would've been otherwise . . .
Photo10 days agoreport
A pair of ultra-leggy babes get really well pied by a fun-loving waitress -- what's not to love?!? :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
Photo10 days agoreport
It's a shame that AI has such trouble with proper "pie orientation" (somehow the bottom of this pie is the crust, then comes the tin, then the whipped cream), but this is still a spectacular picture!
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Photo10 days agoreport
From Kacie's chest to Satine's panties, the Whipped Cream Never Stops!
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Another perfect helpless hands pose!
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Photo10 days agoreport
Satine's expression here is priceless!
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Photo11 days agoreport
Love the way Kacie is keeping her arms at her sides as she endures the latest round of mess.
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Photo11 days agoreport
I love this one, both for the extreme facial coverage for the woman on the left and the great glee on the face of the woman on the right. She's really tickled by her dining companion's humiliation. I can only hope she is pushed down facefirst into that massive dessert on the table, seconds after the moment captured here!
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Photo11 days agoreport
Both Lisa's and Charlotte's expressions are absolutely perfect here!
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Photo11 days agoreport
An impossibly delicious moment: Kacie really lets herself HAVE IT! Yummmmmmmm . . . .
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Photo11 days agoreport
Two timeless beauties, one huge motherfucking mess!
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Photo12 days agoreport
Great helpless hands pose here, among other things . . .
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Damn, I love where this is heading!
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Photo12 days agoreport
So many great pairs in this photo ... a pair of fine, fine, superfine ladies... a pair of pairs of incredible ass-cheeks, and there's also a pair of boobs -- just referring to what's visible in this pic -- a pair boobs with one belonging to Tillie and one to Penelope. Wonders never cease! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo: Mud wrestling with Tilly!14 days agoreport
Tina's expression here is amazingly erotic! I also love the way Jess West is lustily eyeing Tina's custard-colored comeuppance!
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Photo14 days agoreport
The pool isn't the only place that's wet right now.
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Photo14 days agoreport
A perfect ass for pieing!
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Photo: tights/dress by request14 days agoreport
So impossibly tantalizing. . . . :P
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Photo15 days agoreport
What an incredible journey this montage depicts!
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Scene: Sooty and the Different Slimes15 days agoreport
Now those are some Legendary Legs, not to mention an Ass for the Ages! :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss:
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Photo15 days agoreport
Jade, you seem to be experiencing mixed emotions on the brink of this momentous self-sliming. It made me think of this bit of dialouge:

Son or Daughter: Father, what does "REGRET" mean?

Father: Well, my child, a funny thing about regret is that it's always better to regret something you HAVE done that something you HAVEN'T.
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Photo15 days agoreport
BEYOND GORGEOUS!!!
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The aliens have landed and they're much...ummm... messier and sexier than we ever imagined they would be.
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The joy on your face, the pie on your ass . . .
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Photo: Give it to me!16 days agoreport
Summit Meeting of the Brunette WAM Goddesses. When Lane Met Penelope: I'll Have What They're Having! Was this Penelope's first Messygirl Pie Sandwich? Inquiring minds want to know!
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Photo16 days agoreport
Primo helpless hands, among other incredible attributes . . .
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Photo16 days agoreport
This is from the House of Mess, Jayce's store. The other model is Dixie.
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Photo16 days agoreport
Now that's what I call WILDLY EROTIC. (That smile every bit as much as the boobs, but maybe not more. . . )
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Photo: Eggy, custardy, peanut butter slut <316 days agoreport
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