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This photo should really grace the cover of an exotica LP!
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Photo1/30/26report
Centia sighed as the mess kept pouring down, "I just don't understand why this is happening to me. What did I do to deserve this degradation?"
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Photo1/30/26report
What a glorious beauty this woman is!
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Photo1/30/26report
I'm more of a mess guy than wetlook, but this pic is really doing things for me!
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Photo1/30/26report
Good god, what a great big, glorious mess! Is that you under there, Jayce, and if not, who is it? And what scene is this from? A must-own, clearly!
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Photo1/30/26report
The Goddess of WAM laughed a hearty belly laugh that echoed through the fortress. She'd already drenched all her disciples in the gooiest glop on the globe, and now it was finally the Goddess's turn to be rendered unrecognizable under mad mountains of messy mayhem. SHE COULDN'T WAIT FOR IT!
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Photo1/30/26report
Kate is always a vibrant beauty -- whether she's dazzling us in her clean and fashionable form or (as shown here) buried under a marvelous multi-colored mess!
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Photo1/29/26report
You can almost see Kate's thought process as she tries and fails to phrase an objection to the proceedings here!
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Photo1/29/26report
My God, Kate, even fresh from the swamp, you're sexier than 10 supermodels!
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Photo1/29/26report
What a smile! What a trooper! What an all around WAM superstar Courtney is!
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Photo1/29/26report
This reminds me of when I was younger and felt the need to use every crayon in the 64-pack, even 'burnt sienna' and that extra-waxy 'cornflower blue'!
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Photo1/29/26report
Courtney appears to be having a blast here, but I sure hope nothing ... messy ... happens to this deeply foxy lady! What a shame THAT would be!
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Photo1/29/26report
I go weak in the knees for gorgeous girls who pucker up so pretty for a pie plastering! :loveeyes:
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Photo1/29/26report
One of the most dynamic duos in the whole WAM-damned world!
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Photo1/29/26report
The high-spirited hijinx never end at the Man and Wife WAMporium!
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Photo1/29/26report
Just a casual night in with Courtney, including a little TV, an adult beverage , and a bit of dessert . . .
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Photo1/29/26report
Those eyes -- so bewitching! That pucker -- so enticing! That face -- crying out for dreamy cream pies to hit it! That cleavage -- waiting to collect the cream dripping off Courtney's freshly pied face!
Photo1/28/26report
These gorgeous women really know how to give and take a pie!
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Photo: Reaching Tier 1 awards for the first time!1/28/26report
Now that's what you call STAR POWER!
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Photo1/28/26report
Courtney: SULTRY AF!!!!!!
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Photo1/28/26report
A huge creamy PIE to the FACE, delivered with lots of LOVE from one WAM goddess to another (i.e. from Melody's hand to Courntey's face, that pie had quite a journey).
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Photo: From: 'Courtney's 30 Pie Barrage'1/28/26report
The possibilities are endless . . . but I'm hoping Melody comes up from behind and pinches Courtney's beautiful bottom, startling her, causing her to lose her balance and topple into this treasure trove of shaving cream!
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Photo1/28/26report
Love the super-sexy way your face is plastered with that pie and also how it is streaked through your lovely hair!
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Photo1/28/26report
SlimeStar, you look absolutely phenomenal!
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Photo1/28/26report
That's the strangest proof of the existence of the Almighty I ever did hear, skirtpie! But it does ring true.
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Photo1/28/26report
Buckle up, because you are about to be served dessert in ... The Twilight Zone!
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Photo1/28/26report
EVERYthing about this photo is impossibly sexy, but most of all that smoldering look you are giving the camera! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo1/28/26report
As they used to say back in the day, Peyton is a very healthy girl!
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Photo1/28/26report
WOW! Skirtpie, much like GE, you bring good things to life! Only in your case it's not just a marketing jingle, it's true. This started life as one of my very favorite pieces of AI WAM art. And now it's practically a major motion picture!
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Photo1/27/26report
Two female co-workers gather to review the events of the day. Business as usual . . .
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Photo1/27/26report
Another unspeakably hot slice of slapstick sensuality! 8-D
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Photo1/27/26report
(Ideally, this would be a "comment without text" -- just the sound of my eyeballs springing out of their sockets in comic book fashion.)
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Photo1/27/26report
Sigh, so many gorgeous pies and of course the gorgeous PieGirlKay...how I miss her... such a positive force for piesexuality on the UMD!
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Photo1/26/26report
This image really puts the "pie" in
pie de résistance!
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Photo1/26/26report
Now she's actually *leaning into the slime,* learning to live with and laugh at and even love the lusciousness of this deluge of dripping degradation.
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Photo1/26/26report
Cringing as the slime first hits her hair . . .
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Photo1/26/26report
Everybody was kung fu fighting . . .
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Photo1/25/26report
What a lovely look of wistful regret!
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Photo1/25/26report
A gorgeous gal and a great sport about getting glopped 'n goopy!
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Photo1/25/26report
Pure pied gorgeousness! Those eyes! Those breasts! And everything else too! :loveeyes:
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Photo1/25/26report
Melody and Courtney make for some super-sexy cheerleaders! 8-D
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Photo1/25/26report
Welcome back to the wacky world of WAM, Pains!
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Photo: I’ve been outta town and not making much WAM till 1/25/26report
Gotta :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: this incredible prelude to Jayce's spectacular faceplant into the mud!!!
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Photo1/25/26report
This looks like you're having SO MUCH FUN!!!
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Photo1/25/26report
Ye olde 'helmet of slime' is always a classic look. It pairs really well with a face full of pie, as it turns out!
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Photo1/25/26report
"INTO THE MUD, SCUM QUEEN!!!"
(Just to clarify for anyone who doesn't get the reference, I am NOT calling Jayce a scum queen here by any means. I am quoting Steve Martin just before he throws Kathleen Turner face-first into a big mud puddle in The Man With Two Brains.)
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Photo1/25/26report
A sloppy slice of sensationally sexy slapstick, this video is!
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Photo1/25/26report
An all-around beautifully composed image, with two true beauties artfully decorated in delightful degradation.
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Photo1/25/26report
So pretty, so penitent! And soon to be so purposefully and punitively plastered in pastry pies and slime!
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Photo1/25/26report
Talk about some sexy, slippery shenanigans!
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Photo1/25/26report
Jayce, god bless you, you've never been shy about exploiting the sexuality of your knees to move product!
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Photo1/25/26report
What a DEVILISHLY DELICIOUS DOUBLE PIE HIT!!!
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Photo1/25/26report
Zoey looks amazing completely clean ...
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Photo1/23/26report
... or slimed!
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Photo1/23/26report
Incredible the way that crust held together!
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Photo1/23/26report
Mystique is so gorgeous!
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Photo1/23/26report
Incredible action shot! She-Hulk/Mystique really takes that pie full-on in her gorgeous face.
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Photo1/23/26report
High-steppin' in the shower stall with ace reporter and part-time slime and pie victim Zoey Chanel.
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Photo1/23/26report
What a spectacular profile!
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Photo1/23/26report
And so it begins . . .
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Photo1/22/26report
Q: What's for dinner?
A: I just know you'll be pleased with the menu for this evening: a great big double helping of sweet and meaty BUTTSTEAK!
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Photo1/22/26report
I really LOVE this INCREDIBLE helpless hands pose! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo1/22/26report
So erotic, so patriotic, so wrapped up in the American flag. . .
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Photo1/22/26report
This is one EXTREMELY lucky dude!
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Photo1/22/26report
I can't believe this bold look she chose for her address to the United Nations.
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Photo1/22/26report
SUCH A SENSUOUS BEAUTY!
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Photo1/22/26report
Adorable!
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Photo1/22/26report
Beautiful and brave in the face of impending indignity!
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Photo1/22/26report
Just basking beautifully in the glory of it all!
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Photo1/21/26report
Anastasia is LUDICROUSLY SEXY!!!
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Photo1/21/26report
What a delicious mess this beauty has been turned into!
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Photo1/21/26report
This is STILL one of my favorite AI WAM pics after all these . . . two months. Very hot!
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Photo1/21/26report
Businessmen they slime her much, ploughmen dig her boobs.
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Photo1/20/26report
There's too much confusion here; she can't get no relief.
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Photo1/20/26report
Anastasia Maye is a National Treasure, and judging by the way that other model is staring at her chest, she seems to agree! :-P
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Photo1/20/26report
That's from a WAM Watchers (aka WAMF, for Wet and Messy Fetish Girls) video. They made a lot of classics back in the day, but tragically their whole oeuvre is unavailable for purchase at this time. ;-(
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Photo1/20/26report
Buttsteak: Yet again, it's what's for dinner.
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Photo1/20/26report
She is a Goddess of Order and puts everything in its perfect place (as amply demonstrated in the accompanying photo). Everything has a purpose; a mission. Since She is the order in all we see, it only makes sense that everyone in her path should live by this order too.
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Photo1/20/26report
Hilarity has indeed ensued. Love how tickled Vikki is with her mischief!
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Photo1/20/26report
Sabrina attempting the feat that even Cher could not pull off: To turn back time and find a way to take back the words that hurt you, so that you'd come back to stay.
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Photo1/20/26report
Nikki is so coy and cute here!
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Photo1/20/26report
A fun-loving spirit of freedom!
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Photo1/20/26report
You know it's serious business when the glasses AND the shirt come off!
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Photo1/20/26report
Beautiful work on this!
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Photo1/20/26report
Ah, the sensation of cold cream against the naked nipples!
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Photo1/19/26report
Gorgeous outfit on a gorgeous woman! You woudn't dream of plastering her with pies ... would you? ;P
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Photo: Final checks; ready to go!1/19/26report
Incredible work!
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Photo: Pie hat1/18/26report
The expectant joy on her face!
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Photo: Satine wins the boobie pies1/18/26report
My god, what a delicious, jiggly mess you have made of her!
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Photo1/18/26report
A staggeringly spot-on and sensationally sexy pie hit!
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Photo1/18/26report
Cost to shoot this video: Likely many hundreds of pounds.
The value of that look of shock on Charlotte's face: Completely Priceless.
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Photo1/18/26report
Deanna wears that crazy-crusty pie like the WAM royalty she was, is, and always will be, world without end, amen. (All rights reserved).
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Photo1/18/26report
It's good to get back to the classics -- Scarlett always makes for an endlessly tasty pie target!
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Photo1/18/26report
They really got you good, Irina! I look forward to your revenge on both of these lovely ladyfriends of yours!
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Photo: Yana sets Ira up for Nastia's revenge Pt21/18/26report
Kacie James looking as radiant as ever! Not sure who her co-star is, but she's lovely as well.
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Photo1/16/26report
Love the beautiful smile and taunting expression on the pie thrower's face... also her legs look amazing! As for our poor victim, she has great boobs and great helpless hands... not to mention a sloppy faceful of dreamy cream pie!
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Photo1/16/26report
It's a good thing these ladies know how to settle their differences in a peaceful and civilized way.
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Photo1/16/26report
Poor girl is in a state of Shock and Wince.
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Photo1/16/26report
Love all of their expressions, especially the one from the girl holding the pie. She's really looking forward to letting her co-star have it!
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Photo1/16/26report
Some staggering slapstick sensuality from these breathtakingly bodacious, besplattered babes!
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