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Another super-sexy pieing stance from Bagheera, and her legs look sensational! Of course her daughterMoana looks amazing too, with her very pied face, helpless hands, and great legs of her own -- they clearly run in the family!
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Photo28 days agoreport
So sexy! Especially Bagheera's knock-knee'd stance as she slaps another pie in the face of her victim!
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Photo28 days agoreport
This gloriously muddy beauty is sending out come-hither vibes throughout the fabric of space and time.
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Photo28 days agoreport
Pertinent viscosity inquiry!
Photo28 days agoreport
As if multiple messy cream pies to the face weren't humiliating enough, now she is taunted mercilessly by her coworkers!
Photo28 days agoreport
Bagheera's excitement in giving her daughter the gunging she so richly deserves is palpable!
Photo28 days agoreport
Great pieing + great cleavage + great helpless hands = a little slice of WAM heaven!
Photo28 days agoreport
I love it when Bagheera shows off her wares!
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Photo28 days agoreport
Just another humiliating day at the office . . .
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Photo28 days agoreport
The classic physics conundrum made sexy as hell: what happens when irresistible face meets unbeatable ass?
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Photo28 days agoreport
great poses all around and looks like all three models are eagerly anticipating what's about to happen with those pies!
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Photo28 days agoreport
The power of teamwork . . .
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Photo29 days agoreport
Stellar female form!
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Photo29 days agoreport
Great stapless bra, and great contents of said strapless bra! Great helpless hands! Also, great expression and great cleavage from Bagheera!
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Photo29 days agoreport
It certainly looks like you're having fun with this gunging!
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Photo30 days agoreport
The WAM Rapture is upon you, Laura! :loveeyes:
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Photo30 days agoreport
What a sexy, helpless pose! What a sexy, sticky situation to be caught in! What absolutely stunning legs!
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Photo30 days agoreport
YOWZA! One of the sexier WAM pics that I can recall going back to the very dawn of time itself.
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Photo11/21/25report
Wow, very sexy stuff! Love how the pie victim looks so defeated with her head hung down a little and her arms hanging limply at her sides. Also love the sly look the woman on the left is giving the "camera." One more thing to love: There's a woman off to the right who's still holding an unused pie, so it seems our pie victim's ritual humiliation is not yet over!
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Photo11/21/25report
Staggeringly sexy pic! Love Bagheera's naughty smile to the camera regarding the unrecognizable mess she's made of gorgeous Patty!
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Photo11/21/25report
Super-sexy target, incredible mess, remarkable helpless hands!
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Photo11/21/25report
Sexy model! Love her two-tone hair!
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Photo11/20/25report
Completely ignoring the FAB mud, that is some lovely Maude!
(See previous comment on this pic from wambob for context.)
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Photo11/19/25report
Once again, jadies and lentil-men, I am pleased to present: THE PERFECT PIE TARGET!!!
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Photo11/19/25report
PHENOMENAL legs!
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Photo11/19/25report
The PERFECT pie target!
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Photo11/19/25report
A look of near-total disbelief. 'Is this REALLY what I have to do to myself on national television?' She wondered a she held the pastry in her quavering hand . . .
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Photo11/19/25report
Alas, poor Yorick! I threw him well.
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Photo11/19/25report
Chockard Stanning reassures BabaWawa about what's GOT to happen next here . . .
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Photo11/19/25report
The brunette is wearing the absolutely perfect look of shock and disbelief at what's about to happen! Soon she'll be wearing a very different and even more delicious look!
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Photo11/19/25report
Lovely legs, amazing pie hit, perfect helpless hands!
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Photo11/19/25report
Great pie hit and great helpless hands!
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Photo11/19/25report
Eileen ponders the life choices that led to this moment in the pasture . . .
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Photo11/18/25report
Not a care in the world . . . just a beautiful woman communing with dairy products.
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Photo11/18/25report
Very sensuous!
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Photo11/18/25report
Now that's what I call a great big, generous green-gunge glopping!
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Photo11/18/25report
Another perfect pie plastering complete with wonderfully helpless hands from Nicole!
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Photo11/18/25report
Everything is so great about this screencap -- Bagheera's wonderful pie-throwing form, Nicole's perfectly helpless hands as the pie explodes across her face, and Bianca's "I can't look" hands-over-the-face as it all goes down!
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Photo11/18/25report
It's a Lenny Sorge scene for sure, although I can't tell you which one specifically.
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Photo11/15/25report
Incredible helpless hands from Stephanie, plus a great reaction from The Wife!
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Photo11/14/25report
Stephanie looks gloriously, genuinely shocked and/or outraged here!
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Photo11/14/25report
This is virtually the definition of the term "grin and bear it." x-D
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Photo11/14/25report
Now that's a sexy pair of WAMmers!
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Photo: Throwback with @larzstord <311/14/25report
What's for dinner?!? Buttsteak, sweet and meaty!
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Photo11/14/25report
After the willing suspenders of disbelief pretended for a spell to do their job keeping the model's nipples covered, they have retreated to the sides of Alura's alluring breasts, allowing all a generous view.
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Photo11/14/25report
More great helpless hands!
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Photo11/14/25report
I suppose I won't be needing THIS anymore . . .
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Photo11/13/25report
More top-notch helpless hands from the Larzmobile!
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Photo11/13/25report
The chemistry is crackling crazily between Larz and Daisy . . .
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Photo11/13/25report
Mmmmmppfff---
Photo11/13/25report
Sexiest Swamp Thing Ever!
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Photo11/13/25report
Larz preparing Daisy for full initiation into the Cult of WAM. :-P
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Photo11/13/25report
INCREDIBLE helpless hands!
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Photo11/13/25report
great helpless hands!
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Photo11/13/25report
INCREDIBLE helpless hands here, Larz!
Photo11/13/25report
It's beginning to look a lot like "Christmess," everywhere you go. . .
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Photo11/13/25report
I can practically taste Penelope's indignity here. ;P
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Photo11/13/25report
Larz, you're really feelin' it here. And everyone else is wishing they could feel it too. . . x-D
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Photo11/13/25report
Penelope's got the perfect "wicked witch helpless hand" here, hahahaha!
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Photo11/13/25report
Yvonne smiled as she imagined other uses this green-shirted beauty could put those two fingers to . . .
Photo11/13/25report
Elise had been working at this grocery for six years now, but she'd never imagined that being summoned for a "cleanup on the produce aisle" could land her in such a sultry situation.
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Photo11/13/25report
Sexiest exchange of cabbage/lettuce EVER.
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Photo11/13/25report
At last, these two gorgeous arch rivals were seeing matters pie to pie. (An intriguing touch -- although perhaps unintentional -- is that the way they are holding the pies with their hands on the outward edge suggests more that they are each about to pie themselves than one another. )
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Photo11/13/25report
POW! Right in the buttsteak! :-P
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Photo11/13/25report
WOW, Penelope has the PERFECT "Oh no you don't!" hands and facial expression here!
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Photo11/13/25report
What's a little kiss between good friends? Well, I'd say it's ... errr... uh ... SMOKING FUCKING HOT if the friends happen to be Larz and Daisy!
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Photo11/13/25report
What an intriguing piece of headgear, Larz!!! What's the story with it? Are there other pics of you in it elsewhere? Inquiring minds want to know!
Photo11/13/25report
Sensational outfit! I guess you're just a wetlook guy, fino, but as for me, I'd really love to see this girl in this outfit bombarded with banana cream pies!
Photo11/13/25report
Anastasia's expression here is priceless!
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Photo11/13/25report
What a perfectly SPLATASTIC moment to capture!
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Photo11/13/25report
LOVE Anastasia's perfectly poised helpless hands as she sits on a chocolate pie in her new white skirt!
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Photo11/13/25report
It's WAY too easy for me to imagine a banana cream pie suddenly appearing in your hand here, Larz! :-P And then of course, it's only a matter of seconds before you plaster Daisy's lovely face with it!
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Photo11/13/25report
Leggy Mombasto!
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Photo11/13/25report
Incredible shot! Those legzzzz... so freaking sexy!
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Photo11/13/25report
Kacie sure knows how to strike the perfect WAM pose for any occasion!
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Photo11/13/25report
What a terribly sexy pie spanking! Delicious!
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Photo11/13/25report
Superb snapshot of a glorious moment in time/slime. Love the great coverage of her face, hair and shoulders, love the hopelessly helpless hands, and perhaps most of all, I love how her luscious lap is filling up with slime too!
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Photo11/13/25report
Is everybody IN? The Ceremony is about to begin!
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Photo11/13/25report
Sexiest. Pushups. Ever.
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Photo11/13/25report
Very sexy post-mess posing from both women, especially Kacie James!
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Photo11/13/25report
Holy hell, Larz . . . I swear you and delicious Daisy are the sexiest duo in the whole wide wacky wonderful WAMiverse right now!
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Photo11/13/25report
Incredibly hot pic, Jade! I love to see you get pied and I love to ogle your incredibly sensuous curves, and this pic affords me both opportunities!
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Photo: New video and new lingerie!!11/13/25report
Larz, you're on fire, and I think just looking at this pic has sent my own pants aflame too!
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Photo11/13/25report
Your wife has incredible legs, skirtpie, and that short skirt is the perfect way to show them off! Also, of course, appreciate her willingness and skill in taking pies to the face . . . mustn't forget that part!
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Photo11/13/25report
Rebecca really seems to be enjoying Penny's self-sliming here. And I can hardly blame her, it's sexy AF! That helpless left hand is the perfect finishing touch!
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Photo11/13/25report
What a beautiful woman Rebecca is to be subject to such humiliating indignity... although her expression suggests she doesn't seem to mind, however!
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Photo11/13/25report
Penny looks half-disgusted, half-tickled by her slimy predicament. And of course, her boobs look SENSATIONAL slathered in that goop!
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Photo11/13/25report
YUM! Another incredible pie hit on Patty's perfect, pretty puss, and more of those wonderfully helpless hands too!
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Photo11/12/25report
My god, does this woman know how to hold two giant pies at the same time! (And she also seems to be extremely skilled at catching such pies with her gorgeous kisser!)
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Photo11/12/25report
Sensuousness incarnate!
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Photo11/12/25report
A spectacular pie hit on a gorgeous target!
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Photo11/12/25report
So many helpless hands here, so many colorful pies, so many ... errr... glorious globes, and so little time to appreciate the sheer magnificent wonder of it all!
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Photo11/12/25report
Now that is some seriously messy hair!
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Photo11/12/25report
So incredibly cute those eyes and lips are, peering through a thick, sloppy mask of whipped cream!
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Photo11/12/25report
Kacey's beautiful, bodacious buttocks make for a perfect place to plant a pie, and Messy Megan is just the right WAM veteran to do the delicious deed!
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Photo11/12/25report
An amazing image! So blue, so sexy!
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Photo11/12/25report
Penny's one free boob in this pic is EVERYTHING.
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Photo11/12/25report
Impossible form, immaculate composition! I'm declaring this the official start of the New Renaissance.
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Photo11/12/25report
Amazing stuff! Love the combination of colors, love the collar, love the way Emilia is "facing herself" during this sensational sliming thanks to the split-screen effect.
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Photo11/12/25report
My god, it's so sexy to see how what an absolute BLAST Megan is having slamming that pie into Kacie's adorable kisser! And Kacie is taking it like the total WAM pro she was, is, and always shall be. Glorious!
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Photo11/12/25report
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