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My God is an Awesome God. That being said Your God could probaby kick My God's Divine Ass. But neither one could make anything half as sexy as what's shown here in this here very PHOto.
Photo5/24/24report
Fanning the flames of desire, this one.
Photo5/24/24report
Bri doing what she does best!
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Photo5/22/24report
What a fetching matched set of chocolate-y buttocks!
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Photo5/22/24report
The creamy facefuls are never-ending when you are beautiful Bri!
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Scene: Bra and Panties Messy Football Quiz: Bri Vs Lottie5/22/24report
Buckets and Tubs and Jugs, Oh My!
Photo5/21/24report
Lovely, lively, luscious -- Bri has rarely looked more of any of these things than here, which is really saying something. She is a radiant beauty, but I know won't stop you from having her trashed without mercy. And I'm here for every delicious moment! :-P
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Photo5/21/24report
Gotta hand it to ya, Rev, you REALLY know how to pick out the hottest avatar pics to represent each of your scenes! The above pic of BS Bri getting it AND HOW serving as a supreme case in point...
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Photo5/21/24report
Jayce, you've got the most gorgeous eyes in the whole wide WAMiverse!
Photo5/1/24report
That sly smile of yours is so freaking sexy, Jayce!
Photo5/1/24report
Shock and Awe were never so sexy as right here, right now. . .
Photo5/1/24report
This is like some scene from Greek Mythology, as cast into (strangely colorful) stone by Michelangelo!
Photo5/1/24report
Did McDonald's obscenely purple Grimace Shake just creep up on a comeback?!?
Photo5/1/24report
A totally adorable expression from Melody.
Photo5/1/24report
SO GORGEOUS!!!!
Photo5/1/24report
Her expressions as the mess first hits are utterly priceless!
Photo5/1/24report
Yet another AMAZING still of Melody doing what Melody does best. And these "clenched helpless hands" are a delightful twist on the age-old formula of fingers splayed wide apart (not that I ever get sick of The Classics! x-D)
Photo5/1/24report
Melody is a unsurpassed master in the art of Helpless Hands!
Photo5/1/24report
How many times can a man fall in love with this goddess?!?!
Photo5/1/24report
Although I'm much more of a pie guy than a slime stan... this has GOT to be one of the most glorious WAM pics of all time!
Photo5/1/24report
Talk about a stunning figure... and also a spectacular pie hit!
Photo4/22/24report
Vivian's reaction to her friend's surprise pieing is really hot!!!
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Photo4/15/24report
The sexiest smile that never was ... among an almost endless number of OTHER attractions amply on display here...
Photo4/15/24report
Another ridiculously hot pic from "the mind of Minolta"...
Photo4/15/24report
Just going to come out and say it: I'm not even much a fan of maple syrup, to be honest, and most of the time a WAM model has this little mess on her actual face, I can't be bothered to care, but THIS image is so freaking hot that none of these "problems" gets in my way of enjoying it in full. There is so much texture to the skin, the syrup, even the denim, this really pops to life for me. Masterfully done!
Photo4/15/24report
And the award for Most WAMthusiastic Self-Pie-Sandwich goes to... ANGEL!!!!
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Photo4/10/24report
She seems so genuinely pleased to be in this degrading predicament!
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Photo4/10/24report
Absolutely love this pic. The wam potential in this moment is off the charts!
Photo4/10/24report
Such a committed WAMmer you are!
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Photo4/2/24report
Just gorgeous work here!
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Photo4/1/24report
Taylor makes such an amazing pie target!
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Photo: Taylor Pied by Professor Jayce!4/1/24report
I'm in love with this this moment!
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Photo: Taylor Made to strip and pied hard!4/1/24report
Love her expression here... as well as everything else about her!
Photo4/1/24report
What a delicious moment!
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Photo4/1/24report
It seems that in general it's been long lamented how very hard it is to make a creamy pie stick well to a face that's already been covered in slime -- and yet you did an amazing job of it anyway! Awesome!
Photo3/28/24report
SHOWBIZ!!!
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Photo3/16/24report
The sailor's life for me!
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Photo3/15/24report
One of the sexiest before-and-after WAM picsets I've ever seen!
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Photo3/15/24report
Now this is a freaking WAM goddess here, pure and simple. Zestful, zany, and gorgeous , even in the face of the silliest slapstick setbacks. *ZOEY!!!*
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Photo3/3/24report
This is an AMAZING pieing, and Lilly takes it like the all-time champ she is!
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Photo3/3/24report
Love the expressions on all four models' faces (such as can be seen in the case of poor Lilly, almost completely engulfed in slime here). The Wife has a wonderful blase expression in the face of impending slime peril. Melody, meanwhile, is perfect as always at conveying expressions that read: 'Sucks to be THEM. Good thing I'm the star and they'd never dare to mess ME up!'
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Photo3/3/24report
Love the way Melody takes the slime in her inimitably BIG, BIG WAY!
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Photo3/1/24report
D is for Decadent... and Degrading... and Delicious... and Devilishly Sexy!
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Photo3/1/24report
Love the way Penelope grabs a fistful of her hair, the better to grind the next pie into her face with a vengeance!
Photo3/1/24report
Just your average, everyday, staggeringly sensuous, stunningly sexy slapstick sight for sore eyes.
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Scene: Happy Valenslimes Day 5 (with Lilly!?)2/24/24report
Incredible action shot here, the 'halo' ring of the cool whip is fantabulous!
Photo2/24/24report
Thoroughly creamed face, long flowing hair streaked with whipped cream, bodacious breasts deliciously dessert-topped, helpless hands done just right... this is a PERFECT PIE PIC!!!!!
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Photo2/11/24report
A stellar pieing of a spectacular beauty!
Photo2/10/24report
Brad: A WAM goddess any way you slice it!!!
Photo2/10/24report
This promises to be absofuckinglutely DELiCiOUS!
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Photo2/10/24report
And suddenly, an atheist had to reconsider his position about the existence of a just and loving god.
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Photo2/10/24report
Wam Goddess Supreme!
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Photo2/4/24report
Even through all those different colors of slime, your million-dollar smile shines through!
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Photo2/4/24report
Taking it like the trooper you are!
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Photo2/4/24report
A wildly sexy look!
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Photo2/4/24report
Kate, this is one of your sexiest pics ever, which is really saying something. That smile is incredible, so mischievous! Every inch of you looks amazing here, too.
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Photo2/4/24report
Sorry, clearly her name is Windy, as that turns out to be the name of the folder this photo is in. Because I initially saw this pic on the front page of your profile (where you don't see the folder names) and clicked on it from there, I didn't realize it was even in a folder. In any event, a tremendously sexy gal and one of my favorite WAM models ever!
Photo1/27/24report
Wow, THIS is the scene I need to get my hands on, more so than the other I just asked about. (I'm very much a pie guy.) If this is for sale somewhere, please point me to it!
Photo1/27/24report
This looks like another classic scene and I really love this model (she used to go by Wendy or Windy?) But I don't remember ever seeing even pics from this one before. Is this for sale anywhere? Please tell me it is!
Photo1/27/24report
A super-sexy pair of babes in a truly classic pie video! I bought this years ago and play it endlessly . . .
Photo1/27/24report
Any way you slice it, this is damn sexy.
Photo1/27/24report
Holy hell, how I wish that purple-haired vixen would lean over me like that!!!
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Photo1/26/24report
I adore the wife's overwhelming joy at Ellie's sliming. Ellie's expression of shock 'n chagrin is perfect too. And I love those helpless hands as well, as always!!!
Photo1/26/24report
It's almost like her pigtails are the release cord for the slime bucket!
Photo1/26/24report
There's no better feeling in sports. OH MY!!!!
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Photo1/25/24report
What a pie-slathered beauty!
Photo1/25/24report
As Voltaire would say, "Everything's working out for the breast in this breast of all possible worlds."
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Photo1/25/24report
Any friend of Elle's is a friend of mine. Metaphorically speaking.
Photo1/25/24report
She's only trying to do her job... and do it with panache. Note the positioning of her legs...
Photo1/25/24report
Such a beautiful face; such a blessing it's bound to be buried in that banana cream pie (or whatever flavor the pie happens to be).
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Photo1/24/24report
BUTT STEAK -- It's what's for dinner!
Photo1/24/24report
Jayce, looking spectacular!
Photo1/24/24report
An incredibly sexy mess you have made of yourself, Sooty!
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Photo: Video now available ! : ]1/23/24report
The magic of Jayce lives on . . .
Photo1/23/24report
As a friend of mine would say, "Sultry AF!"
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Photo: Aftermath. Video coming...1/23/24report
Incredible action shot of a total babe a split-second away from her first dunking of the day. Yum!
Photo1/23/24report
The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and the perfection of this model's figure. Chef's kiss!
Photo1/23/24report
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Photo1/23/24report
Utterly breathtaking pic! Kate, you look INCREDIBLE, and Wild Thang, you captured this moment so damn perfectly.
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Photo1/13/24report
Have you met Kate, sex goddess of the western hemisphere?
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Photo1/13/24report
My God, I so wish we could see Kate's full face in the frame here, gloating so gorgeously! Such a wicked, sexy smile!
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Photo1/13/24report
Need more Cooling Rods in my Nuclear Reactor or I'm going to have a Major Meltdown! Why? Breathtaking Beauty in Amazing Angora. (Say no more, sir!)
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Photo1/13/24report
I'm much more of a pie person than a slime-hound/gunge-guy, but this pic is simply... HUBBA!!!
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Photo1/13/24report
SUCH a charmer, this Kate!!!
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Photo1/13/24report
Every night, some fool or another sings another musical question at me: "Does it hurt to fall in love so fast?" "Does it hurt to fall in love so easy?" And my reply is always the same: "Not when it's Kate, buddy, not when it's Kate." Over and over again, I fall head over heels in love with the radiant Kate, every damn time Wild Thing promotes a new video with pictures of Kate giving of herself so generously to the WAMiverse. And even though I will only ever be able to worship this spellbinding WAM goddess from afar, I have no regrets. It is not pain, but only joy she brings me.
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Photo1/12/24report
Something I never knew I needed and now suddenly can't live without!
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Photo1/12/24report
Sexiest cowgirl ever?
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Photo1/12/24report
The indignities just never end!
Photo1/10/24report
Unflinching in the face of impending humiliation!
Photo1/10/24report
A face full of pie, beautiful breasts well displayed, and some very helpless hands ... a perfect combo platter!
Photo1/10/24report
Shock and awe as yet another incoming pie darkens her sky.
Photo1/10/24report
"What's a girl to do?"
Photo1/10/24report
What a gorgeous woman, good at comedy acting and even better at taking many pies to her beautiful kisser!
Photo1/10/24report
Never knew I needed this, now I can't live without it. Pie-o-neering work, Jayce!
Photo: 9 ft. spinning pole and PIE! 1/5/24report
The WAM Rapture Is Upon Her!
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Photo: i loved how we got close for reactions! 1/5/24report
I don't know the title but it's a bona fide WAM-burger classic with fries. Later in this scene, Jade improvises one of the best WAM lines of all time: "I'm already CREAMY being here between you two girls, so why don't you CREAM ME?" And of course they do, and how!
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Photo1/5/24report
Best. Dessert. Ever.
Photo1/5/24report
Cthulu has finally answered my prayers!
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Photo1/5/24report
Rise and shine! Fresh cream pie for breakfast in bed!
Photo12/13/23report
Hard to imagine anyone wearing a blueberry cream pie better than Vivi/Priscilla does here!
Photo12/13/23report
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