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This photo is just IMPOSSIBLY sexy! I love Courtney's look of glee as Michelle finally receives some of her own mes. And Michelle's helpless hands are just perfect here! Speaking of perfect, did I mention that both model's boobs look AMAZING here?
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Photo9/23/25report
Love how the redhead is trying and failing to stifle her laughter at her co-model's humiliation!
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Photo9/23/25report
Incredible action shot at the moment of impact complete with helpless hands and prominent pokies!
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Photo9/23/25report
This is so damn hot! A trashed Zoey, with her messy boobs gloriously on display for all the world to see, finally turns the tables on her nemesis, forcing Santana to smash a sexy, sloppy, perfect pie right into her own pretty puss!
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Photo9/23/25report
Now HERE are some mind-melting, mouth-watering, gloriously goopy, pie-plastered good times!
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Photo9/23/25report
Some staggeringly sexy slapstick action here!
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Photo9/23/25report
Leaning back and laughing about it all . . . :loveeyes:
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Photo9/23/25report
. . . and this is the thanks I get for it . . .
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Photo9/22/25report
Charlotte was another gorgeous and incredibly expressive WAM model. Me miss her muchly!
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Photo9/22/25report
Goodgod, how I miss Amber -- one of the most fun WAM models ever, and also one of the sexiest!
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Photo9/22/25report
To be fair, Lila's ample -- not to mention amply displayed -- chest WAS asking for it! And Sky, god bless her gorgeous heart, lets her have it in a big, creamy, dreamy way! :loveeyes:
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Photo9/22/25report
As has always been the case, Jayce has perhaps the most expressive eyes and most expressive facial and body language in all of the known WAMiverse!
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Photo9/22/25report
You look like you're about to eat the souls of hundreds of hapless men! ... and I'm here for it! :loveeyes:
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Photo: Guess who got muddy <39/22/25report
Oh my! What do you propose that this perfect princess in her pretty pink dress do with a comedy-coded cream and custard confection like this? I just HATE to ponder the possibility of this pulchritudinous prima donna pelted with pies, purposefully plastered in pastry. The mind simply wobbles at the prospect of such treason against good taste and dignity . . .
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Photo9/22/25report
Lovely stuff! Makes me wish there was a followup pic where the woman in blue manages to surprise pie the lady in red!
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Photo9/22/25report
Really love this one -- gorgeous woman, great outfit, dreamy creamy pies. The sneaky pie behind the back is a great element, but I also love how she's bending forward with her face dangerously near the pie in her right hand as well, and all with a transgressive glint of mischief in her eyes!
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Photo9/22/25report
This model is having a REALLY good time. And so, in turn, do we, the lucky viewers!
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Photo9/21/25report
Brin sure wore the hell out of that gold bikini! A woman blessed with great looks and serious comedy chops, a rare treasure, a remarkable find, a full necklace of genuine pearls for Rich to throw before us UMD swine. . .
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Photo9/21/25report
Love that luscious lap-full of pie! :loveeyes:
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Photo9/21/25report
Glad to hear you enjoy my posts. Please heart-click the pics you like the most, as I'd love to know which are your favorite ones!
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User: Darcy459/20/25report
This pic is just impossibly sexy, Alice!
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Photo: Pie me one more time 9/20/25report
Almost seems like something from the Mesozoic period somehow . . . :-7
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Photo9/20/25report
A gloriously gunge-y & gorgeous WAM goddess!!!
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Photo9/20/25report
I can almost hear a Valley Girl-esque "Oh my God! This is NOT happening!" from my cramped vantage point, thousands of miles from Melody's latest venture into humiliation by slime!
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Photo9/20/25report
Great Big Gonzoid, Gungey Good Times! Also, this pic is so strikingly slick, it could almost be an advert for a mainstream messy TV show.
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Photo9/20/25report
Jade, your photos are always stunning, in the metaphorical sense, but I think this one might literally knock me out (i.e. be literally stunning!) through its sheer sensuality! :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss:
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Photo9/20/25report
My God, Chloe is radiant!
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Photo9/20/25report
Nobody's ever done this kind of thing better than Melody!
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Photo9/20/25report
Tigerr Benson has voluptuousness to spare!
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Photo9/20/25report
Jayce sure knows how to look lustfully at a creamy pie!
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Photo9/20/25report
Melody is not only gorgeous, game, and giving, she's also an absolute "slime drama queen"! So expressive! :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss:
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Photo9/20/25report
The wonders of Jayce! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo: Much happier I can make you happy! 9/18/25report
A truly gorgeous gal! :kiss:
Photo9/18/25report
I'm too classy for this, she thought to herself. But deep down inside, she loved it!
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Photo9/18/25report
Wow, this is certainly a pair of deeply sexy young women! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo9/18/25report
Very sophisticated! She looks gorgeous as is in the water here, but I have to admit I'd love to see a sloppy coconut cream pie added to her ensemble. . .
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Photo9/18/25report
Now that's what I call a fine figure! 8-D
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Photo9/18/25report
What is this radiant beauty's name?
Photo: She is naturally BEAUTIFUL! 9/18/25report
Just add pie and you've got a slice of WAM heaven right in front of you!
Photo: She is SO SOUTHERN SWEET! 9/18/25report
One of your most glamorous looks ever, Jayce!
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Photo: Or slip into something fancy…9/18/25report
Rear of the Year, Derriere of the Decade, Ass for the Ages!
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Photo: Fill your stockings w vids! 9/18/25report
This haunting beauty will look even better wearing banana cream pies!
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Photo: Her hair was shorter-I looove this pic! 9/18/25report
Her butt makes a PERFECT pie target! :loveeyes:
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Photo: Gotta show off that beautiful booty!9/18/25report
Incredibly sexy, deliciously decadent pie-to-gorgeous-face action!
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Photo9/17/25report
Classic helpless hands here!
Photo9/17/25report
The luscious part of your name is NO LIE! You look amazing in gunge!
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Photo9/17/25report
The arms at her sides and the slightly slumped shoulders combine to perfectly convey her sense of defeat and shattered dignity.
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Photo9/17/25report
Another wonderful stunned reaction from the pie target, as well as a great reaction from her attractive colleague!
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Photo9/17/25report
This pie victim is showing immaculate poise in her moment of great humiliation.
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Photo9/17/25report
Wow, PERFECT stunned reaction (via body language) from the pie recipient here! Also love the expression of joy on her co-worker's face!
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Photo9/17/25report
Q: What hath God wrought?
A: A truly spectacular Ass for the Ages!
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Photo9/17/25report
Gotta agree with you, Jazz, and I'll go a little further on the topic of Lindsey -- she's one of the all time great WAM models any producer has ever used!
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Photo9/17/25report
Really great shot here. This model is one of your best ever!
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Photo9/17/25report
This is pretty much a perfect "immediate aftermath of a pieing" pic!
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Photo9/17/25report
Staggeringly sexy stuff!!!
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Photo9/17/25report
Time for a lil taste. . . :-P
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Photo9/17/25report
Lane is so elegant and sexy! Let's face it, the woman really knows how to bend over and pick up a pie and look incredible doing it!
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Photo9/17/25report
Lane is so elegant and sexy! Let's face it, the woman really knows how to bend over and pick up a pie and look incredible doing it!
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Photo9/17/25report
She's got the works, gives you sweet taste . . .
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Photo9/17/25report
Incredible helpless hands from Lane... incredible everything from Lane, truth be told!
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Photo9/17/25report
Maybe my favorite self-double-pie-splat ever! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo9/17/25report
Zoey looks amazing here (and everywhere else, for that matter...) !!!
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Photo9/15/25report
I love how much she seems to be enjoying this! :loveeyes:
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Photo9/15/25report
Her shocked expression and perfectly helpless hands are exquisite!
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Photo9/15/25report
Dessert on the derriere ... there's no better feeling in sports! ;P
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Photo9/15/25report
Another superb helpless hands pose in the wake of incoming pie! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo9/14/25report
All things considered, she seems pretty happy about her messy fate -- a gorgeous gal who's also a great sport!
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Photo9/14/25report
Great smile through the pie, great helpless hands! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo9/14/25report
This looks amazing -- great model, great mess -- love the combo of wonderful pies and amazing slime! -- -
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and the consistently helpless hands in so many of these pics. What a scene to go out on!
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Photo9/14/25report
Just love this pic --the very thorough creaming, including a thick pillow of cream on her shoulders and upper chest, and that exquisitely helpless right hand! :loveeyes:
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Photo9/14/25report
My god, so wildly erotic!
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Photo9/14/25report
Vowing revenge on "them what did this to me"!!!
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Photo9/12/25report
Wow, the woman here is SO GLOPPED here, and I am SO HERE FOR IT!!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo9/12/25report
Wow, that's what I'd call a MAJOR pieing!
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Photo9/12/25report
Two against one isn't fair ... and I have a funny feeling things are going to get a LOT messier from here! :-P
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Photo: @larzstord9/11/25report
My, what a beautiful backside you have, Jade!
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Photo9/11/25report
Just two or three superbabes enjoying some very long bananas . . . move along, people . . .
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Photo: @larzstord9/11/25report
I love it when a lovely lady looks longingly at luscious cream pies, knowing she will end up wearing them. And they don't make 'em any lovelier than you, Jade!
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Photo9/11/25report
Gotta love three gorgeous ladies, all poised for wildly erotic WAM action!
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Photo: @larzstord9/11/25report
Sultry AF.
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Photo: @messyhot sunrise messy shoot: desert style!9/11/25report
Great pic all around. That shirt can barely contain your ...ummm ... clown energy?
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Photo: A classic pie hat9/8/25report
What a very lovely clown we have here! I sure hope nothing messy happens to her. . . :-7
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Photo: Round 1 - so fresh so clean 9/8/25report
I feel like maybe this was posted before and I left an elaborate comment on the earlier posting. But even so, I have to reiterate that this is just an intensely and exuberently sexy AI pieing!
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Photo9/7/25report
A great outfit to get pied in! :loveeyes:
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Photo9/7/25report
What a glorious hit!
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Photo9/7/25report
Love how helpless the pie recipient is here with her hands down almost straight at her side and her pied face thrust forward. Also love the very amused reaction from the pie thrower!
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Photo9/7/25report
Another incredible pose of helplessness from our pie victim!
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Photo9/7/25report
Incredible body language from both of the girls here. So sexy!
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Photo9/7/25report
Incredible body language from both of the girls here. So sexy!
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Photo9/7/25report
Nobody can match Willa's enthusiasm for getting pied! :loveeyes:
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Photo9/6/25report
Love the expressiveness and sudden change in mood as she is enveloped in treacle or chocolate gloop or whatever that stuff is!
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Photo9/6/25report
Holy hell, this is a HOT one!
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Photo9/6/25report
Another great one! Her facial expressions are incredible, going from nervous good humor to 'oh my god, this isn't what I expected at all!' in a split second!
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Photo9/6/25report
HUBBA!
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Photo9/6/25report
Wow, this one feels pretty unique... not to mention damn sexy!
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Photo9/6/25report
Incredible color scheme here...and of course Kate is never less than incredible herself!
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Photo9/4/25report
That smile is simply radiant! Its inspirational light can even shine brightly through any number of layers of whipped cream, slime, mud, banana filling, shattered pie crusts, etc.
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Photo: Bunny Pose before a workout? 9/4/25report
A Perfect Portrait of Dignity Punctured!
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Photo9/4/25report
The glamorous world of slapstick can be surprisingly sticky, sloppy, and most of all sexy, especially when Willow is involved!
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Photo9/3/25report
The TRIUMPH of the human spirit!!! (or words to that effect).
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Photo9/3/25report
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