Clean people suck.
672482
Profile views
since 1/10/12
To avoid content being blocked due to your local laws, please verify your age ?
Received
My Comments
Not sure why but Riley's hysterics at the sight of Alicia taking her first-ever pie to the face = one of my favorite things in all of WAMdom.
3
Photo8/13/25report
Talia looks great either completely clean or plastered in pies.
3
Photo8/13/25report
That helpless hand is great, but that exploratory tongue send me over the moooooon! ;P
4
Photo8/13/25report
Talia is an ultra-gorgeous WAM model, yummmmmmm!
4
Photo8/13/25report
It feels like Christmas any time I watch any Willow video. She is a gift to all WAMkind!
Scene: Willow Gets Gunge and Pies Instead of Presents from Santa8/13/25report
Chunky green slime is a great big delicious change of pace!
1
Photo8/13/25report
Looks like another incredible scene from you guys!
3
Scene: Pigtailed Cutie Hayley Taunts Nova As She Gets Destroyed!8/13/25report
Zoey takes quite a tumble!
3
Photo8/13/25report
Glorious unveiling!
4
Photo8/13/25report
Yet another incredible helpless hands pose!!!
4
Photo8/13/25report
What do you give the girl who has it all? Custard pies in the projectile format!
7
Photo8/11/25report
Boom shackalakalaka, boom shackalakalaka ...
4
Photo: Slimey bananas mashed on my tits <38/11/25report
Sooty, you look great and also seem to be having a blast -- great to see!
5
Photo8/11/25report
Just a lovely girl and her four buckets of multi-colored slime. What could go right? x-D
4
Photo: Video is out now ^^8/11/25report
They never warned Willow about this sort of thing in finishing school!
3
Photo8/11/25report
An amazing sequence of events. :loveeyes:
5
Photo8/11/25report
Just stunning!
3
Photo8/11/25report
So beautiful, Sooty! You seem to maybe even be enjoying all the pie you are wearing?
5
Photo8/11/25report
She's looking quite happy here ... not to mention sexy as hell!
3
Photo8/11/25report
This is some real Rear of the Year material here!
3
Photo8/11/25report
I know! I have a hard time believing it myself . . .
3
Photo8/11/25report
A new WAM Goddess has arisen in our midst! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
4
Photo: I’m so glad to be back being a filthy bitch again!8/11/25report
So humiliating... and so, so sexy.
5
Photo8/10/25report
Just a wee bit of a slime-covered sex goddess named Willow in the french maid format, howling at the moon, but from the indoors ... and when it's broad daylight outdoors no less. (But, hey, the moon is still there during the day, after all, we just can't see it.)
4
Photo8/10/25report
I used to see the original photo this was made from -- it was in color -- all the time in my internet searches. One of my favorite pie face pictures of all time -- just love her expression of pleasure even through clenched eyes, the way she's tilted her head, that amazing smile, and above all that incredible tongue sneaking out to steal a taste of the whipped cream . . . :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
1
Photo8/10/25report
This is even more stunning than the earlier pie pic-- that slime looks incredible coating Valerie's head and Lilly's and Steph's expressions of glee ant her humiliation are even better!
3
Photo8/10/25report
Love everything about this pic -- Valerie's lovely head enveloped in pie, her pie tin hat, her helpless left hand, her lap full of whipped cream, not to mention the happily shocked looks on the faces of her friends.
3
Photo8/10/25report
Positively shocking!
3
Photo8/10/25report
As Mellencamp once put it: "Suckin' on a chili dog, outside the Tastee Freeze..."
3
Photo8/10/25report
I'd like to report a Bodacious Bakery Brutality in progress . . .
3
Photo8/10/25report
Love the complimentary colors of slime!
Photo8/10/25report
Trying again -- can anyone point me to the original photo this is based on?
4
Photo8/10/25report
I never wondered about how the UMD's own Messy Irina would look getting pied in black and white, but now I know!
3
Photo8/10/25report
I absolutely LOVE how much fun the curly-headed model is having doing this to her friend!
4
Photo8/10/25report
This pic is so sexy and so ripe with potential, I almost can't stand to look at it... and then when I do, I can't tear my eyes away!
4
Photo8/10/25report
Seduction personified! 8-|
2
Photo8/10/25report
Willow sure makes a fabulously fetching french maid!
3
Photo8/10/25report
I may NEVER get over seeing this pic! 8-D
3
Photo8/10/25report
Proof positive that pie is both for wearing AND eating! :-P
3
Photo8/10/25report
Talia (the one in the yellow shirt) is sex on a stick!
Photo8/9/25report
Love Messy Miss Marie's knock-kneed pose here -- makes her seem even more sexy and helpless than she already is here!
Photo8/9/25report
Love the positioning of Brett's hands here -- as if she can somehow ward off her own inevitable slime-y fate with them!
Photo8/9/25report
(singing modified 80s TV show theme song):
Boob to boob, a couple of silver spoons...
Photo8/9/25report
Lexi was a crappy baker -- look how the b-day cake she baked for Brianna turned out! -- but she made for a very sexy plate for Brianna to eat the cake off of!
Photo8/9/25report
Gorgeous Fawn. :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
3
Photo8/9/25report
I don't love the gray color of that pie -- what is it, a cement cream pie? :-P -- but Amber's helpless hands are positively exquisite!
2
Photo8/9/25report
Nothing more refreshing than a cool, minty cream pie to the kisser!
3
Photo8/9/25report
The belle of the ball got herself a lil' messy...
3
Photo8/9/25report
Milk, it does a body good!
Photo8/9/25report
Lexi is certainly a luscious, leggy lady!
Photo8/9/25report
Lexi's got the passion for splashin' . . .
Photo8/9/25report
Lexi puckers up for incoming pies!
Photo8/9/25report
Such a charming smile! :)
Photo8/9/25report
Lexi has a little fun with Brianna Ray . . .
Photo8/9/25report
Mutually assured whipped cream destruction!
Photo8/9/25report
Absolutely delicious aftermath!
Photo8/9/25report
Beautiful action shot of Laura taking yet another real cream pie straight to the kisser!
Photo8/9/25report
The non-stop pie barrage briefly pauses , allowing Laura a moment of reflective introspection.
Photo8/9/25report
Laura could take big creamy pies to her gorgeous face like a real pro. :loveeyes:
Photo8/9/25report
One of the loveliest WAM models ever, imho!
Photo8/9/25report
...and the pie plastered fun has only just begun here!
Photo8/9/25report
Amber's shapely ass + pie = pure WAM magic!
Photo8/9/25report
Stunning trio of leggy WAM beauties!
2
Photo8/9/25report
Incredible helpless hands pic!
4
Photo8/9/25report
Staggeringly sexy!
3
Photo8/9/25report
The Cream Pie Cometh... and Willow looks like she may even be looking forward to it!
2
Photo8/9/25report
Seductively sloppy! x-D
Photo8/9/25report
Amber's a stunning example of the female form.
Photo8/9/25report
Now THAT'S a face full of pie! 8-D
Photo8/9/25report
Amber's fetching backside plastered in pies! :loveeyes:
Photo8/9/25report
Looking great and gleefully playing in a tub of blue goo
Photo8/9/25report
Amber is simply one of the best pie recipients ever!
1
Photo8/9/25report
Willow takin' it topless and creamy like the champ she is!
1
Photo8/9/25report
Wonderful Willow with hands on hips, pie all over her lovely face, and her boobs about to break free of their shirt-y confines . . .
2
Photo8/9/25report
A shocking turn of events for beautiful, bare-breasted Willow!
3
Photo8/9/25report
It's no wonder the audience loves to see Willow pied: She takes pie after pie like the sexy, incredible trooper she is -- in her face, on her chest, on her ass, and even in her luscious lap!
2
Photo8/9/25report
Unfortunately for Willow, the audience ended up being much less invested in her trick of talking pies and much more excited by her trick of taking pies in the face during the act of sex!
2
Photo8/9/25report
Willow practices her act with the ultimate ventriloquist challenge: The banana cream pie in her left hand appears to be speaking to the audience while Willow is busy chugging a beverage!
2
Photo8/9/25report
Voluptuousness, thy name is Willow!
3
Photo8/8/25report
A feast for the eyes, but a tactile treat as well -- at least for Katie Cooper herself, seen her massaging her own gunge-glazed globes!
4
Photo8/8/25report
To paraphrase William Blake: "If the legs of perception were spread wide open, all things would appear infinite."
4
Photo8/8/25report
Amber prepares for her first pie facial of the day . . .
Photo8/8/25report
Amber and Sky, two exceptionally beautiful specimens! Thank the Lord above they both got very messy many, many times! (Also, do not Amber's legs look AMAZING here?!?)
Photo8/8/25report
A very classy look for Amber, with a black turtleneck and green cream "pielights".
Photo8/8/25report
Amber's Ass for the Ages!
Photo8/8/25report
The Beautiful and Bodacious Zoey Chanel is Slime-y and Chagrined.
Photo8/8/25report
A slime-y smooch to remember!
Photo8/8/25report
Slather it on!
3
Photo8/8/25report
Some exquisitely helpless hands here! (Not to mention Zoey's stunning female form bedecked in chunky green slime. . . 8-D )
3
Photo8/8/25report
I love what a good time she seems to be having with this. I also like how much whipped cream is going down her top!
5
Photo8/8/25report
Willow whistles while she works . . . very fetchingly, I might add. ;-)
2
Photo8/8/25report
Amber has become a true work of WAM art here.
Photo8/8/25report
Pretty in pink!
Photo8/8/25report
Amber's shapely ass is delicious with or without pie!
2
Photo8/8/25report
Amber is the queen of animated facial expressions!
2
Photo8/8/25report
Amber wears pies spectacularly well!
2
Photo8/8/25report
Scrumptious buttsteak with an orange gunge glaze: It's what's for dinner!!!!
2
Photo8/8/25report
Yet another Zoey pic that's almost too sexy to even look at! 8-D
4
Photo8/8/25report
Some exquisitely hapless, helpless hands here!
4
Photo8/8/25report
Who dared to pie the Purple-Haired Princess?!? (You can't see her purple hair in this pic, under all the pie, but trust me, it's there!)
2
Photo8/8/25report
1
-1013141516171819+10
59
About & FAQ
Preferences
Night Mode
Terms & Privacy
Contact Us
VIP Upgrade
Report Piracy
Content Removal
Link to UMD
UMD Fetish
Design & Code ©1998-2026 Loverbuns, LLC 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement Epoch Billing Support Log In