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Another great one, Ira! I especially love the pieing -- go figure! x-D -- such an incredible mess from just one creamy, dreamy pie. I hope every pie I ever get hit with from this point on in my life is that messy!
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Photo: Olga wins the staff mess conference vote!11/26/25report
Leila, a wam goddess extraordinare!
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Photo11/25/25report
Bagheera's hilarity is as contagious as her cleavage is irresistible!
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Photo11/25/25report
A truly beatific visage. Surely whatever benevolent divinity is responsible for its creation did not frame these magnificent features for them to be sullied with the indignity of cream pies and chunky slime . . . but I for one am secretly glad that this is the messy fate to which this face has proven so subject. (I guess this joy is not so secret anymore!)
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Photo11/25/25report
Bagheera, with legs for days and boobs to beat the band, dribbles slime with inimitable style over her helpless victim!
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Photo11/25/25report
Chocolate-covered delight!
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Photo11/25/25report
Another GORGEOUS shot -- the hits just keep on coming from Maxi!
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Photo11/25/25report
A little thing I call "sowing the seeds of love" . . .
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Photo11/25/25report
Astoundingly sexy legs and a delightfully delicious derriere!
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Photo11/25/25report
A serious -- and seriously colorful! -- glopping. As a "mess virgin," what can poor Ashley have thougtht at this moment about what she'd gotten herself into?
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Photo11/25/25report
Maxi, you have so many different looks, and all of them are sultry AF!
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Photo11/24/25report
Green slime seems to always know just where to go . . . the fetching face, the bodacious boobs, the lucsiocus lap . . . ;P
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Photo11/24/25report
It's imposible not to have a good time when looking at what a good time Bagheera is having making a complete wreck of Patty!
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Photo11/24/25report
It may be her first time getting messy, but it would seem she's a natural! She's even smiling a little bit, which seems like a very good sign . . .
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Photo11/24/25report
That shirt should be given some kind of award. Or wait, scratch that -- the CONTENTS of that shirt should be given an award! :-P
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Photo11/24/25report
I love the look of glee on your face here, Bagheera, as you prepare to give this inexperienced model what may be her first-ever pie to the face!
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Photo11/24/25report
Banana Cream Pie -- Who Wore It Best?!? (Okay fine, there's only one contestant in this photo... but you gotta admit, she's doing a damn good job here!)
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Photo11/24/25report
Holy shit, that's a real Pie Hit Kick for the Ages!
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Photo11/24/25report
Left pic: Oh, you think I won't do it?!? Right photo: What am I, chopped liver?!?
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Photo11/24/25report
Oh, if you think I won't consult an attorney about this, you are sadly mistaken, Mr. Bigshot Producer Man!
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Photo11/24/25report
Valerie's expressions suggest this is her most hilarious hose-down ever!
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Photo11/24/25report
Leggy supermodel Valerie enjoys French symbolist poetry, moonlit walks on the beach, and posing in a bikini and stiletto heels while holding pie crusts full of cool whip for no apparent reason. . .
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Photo11/24/25report
Here she seems a bit more amused about it all . . .
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Photo11/24/25report
I love the expression on Valerie's face in the left photo, where she seems to be exhaling a deep breath as she's on the verge of self-pieing. Perhaps too she is pondering the life choices that led her to this particular humiliating moment in the space-time continuum. . .
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Photo11/24/25report
Boobalicious, slime-alicious, they're both so goooooooood! (Sing this to the tune of that old Chef Boyardee jingle about Beefaghetti and Beefaroni . . . )
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Photo11/24/25report
An incredible moment in time, captured for all eternity by the magic of Bagheera!
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Photo11/24/25report
I hate when this happens . . . (NOT!)
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Photo11/24/25report
Top o' the mornin' to ya, sailor!
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Photo11/24/25report
My amazement continues over the simply stunning figure of Maxi!
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Photo11/24/25report
If you've got it, flaunt it . . .
Photo11/24/25report
Thinking about the third law of thermodynamics and a few other nice things. . .
Photo11/24/25report
Now, THIS looks like a good time for all, and I'm delighted that at least one of the dessert courses is not burdened with a meddlesome top crust!
Photo11/24/25report
That sweater has begun to assume legendary status in my mind . . .
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Photo11/24/25report
She seems to have accepted her beer-y fate with surprising equanimity.
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Photo11/24/25report
Buttsteak: It's what's for dinner!
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Photo11/24/25report
So this is God's view of his Glorious Creation. . .
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Photo11/24/25report
I cannot tell a lie ... I wish you would knock me out cold with those!
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Photo11/24/25report
A stunning beauty, this Elaine!
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Photo11/24/25report
Ravishing beauty, beautifully caked to creamy perfection!
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Photo11/24/25report
That blue bikini shows off Eileen's body to SPACTACULAR effect, and I'm officially jealous that she dished out this messy punishment to you instead of me! x-D
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Photo11/24/25report
Another great moment-of-impact SPLATSHOT snapshot from what must be an incredible video! Is this video going to be sold at some point, he asked, oh-so-hopefully!
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Photo11/24/25report
Impossibly sexy pieing from a (rather gleeful looking) master of the art, Bagheera! Also superb figure and form from the delicious pie target, including of course incredible helpless hands positioning.
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Photo11/24/25report
It would be a BANANA CREAM DREAM CUM TRUE to be pied by the one and only Zoey Chanel! :-P
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Photo11/24/25report
Bravo for this EXPLOSIVE cake hit to this gorgeous face!
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Photo11/24/25report
Impossibly sexy curves, Maxi! Can't believe you have 46 likes on this pic and not a single comment (until this one, of course).
Photo11/23/25report
The Surpreme Seductress of Sensuous, Sweet, Sticky Slop herself, looking more bodacious than ever, against all odds. Bagheera, I salute you -- just not with my hands!
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Photo11/23/25report
Another beautiful instance of helpless hands from Patty, but also more incredible mischief in Bagheera's expression!
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Photo11/23/25report
What a STUNNINGLY sexy backside you have, Maxi! (The front side is spectacular too, don't get me wrong... x-D )
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Photo11/23/25report
Chockard Stanning comforts the pastry-afflicted BabaWawa. . . (Even though it's Chockard who shoved that creamy dreamy pie in Baba's face to begin with! But Chockard hopes that Baba will come to understand that this slapstick "assault" was driven by forces bigger than either one of them . . . namely the Ghost of Comedy Past!)
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Photo11/23/25report
8-D Ahhhh, Leila Hazlett . . . one of the sexiest WAM goddesses of all time, if you ask me!
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Photo11/23/25report
:loveeyes: Great caking and I LOVE how she's got such a huge smile that all that frosting can't hope to hide it! :loveeyes:
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Photo11/23/25report
This is one of my very favorite among your many hundreds of great AI messy pics, Mr. Skirtpie. Such a sexy stance from the "cake victim," and I love the way her bountiful breasts are hanging just to the side of the cake as her face is buried in it!
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Photo11/23/25report
Such bewitching hazel eyes. . . surely no one will mess you up when you are looking so incredibly lovely . . . ? ;P
Photo11/23/25report
Love the helpless hands, but I love the expression on your face even more, Bagheera! So full of sexy mischief you are!
Photo11/23/25report
A very sexy shot!
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Photo11/23/25report
Holy hell, what a sexy pair of wam goddesses!
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Photo11/23/25report
8-D That wet cheerleader top looks quite stunning on Miss Sara!
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Photo11/23/25report
My anticipation of what's to come is at insane levels!
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Photo11/23/25report
Another super-sexy pieing stance from Bagheera, and her legs look sensational! Of course her daughterMoana looks amazing too, with her very pied face, helpless hands, and great legs of her own -- they clearly run in the family!
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Photo11/23/25report
So sexy! Especially Bagheera's knock-knee'd stance as she slaps another pie in the face of her victim!
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Photo11/23/25report
This gloriously muddy beauty is sending out come-hither vibes throughout the fabric of space and time.
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Photo11/23/25report
Pertinent viscosity inquiry!
Photo11/23/25report
As if multiple messy cream pies to the face weren't humiliating enough, now she is taunted mercilessly by her coworkers!
Photo11/23/25report
Bagheera's excitement in giving her daughter the gunging she so richly deserves is palpable!
Photo11/23/25report
Great pieing + great cleavage + great helpless hands = a little slice of WAM heaven!
Photo11/23/25report
I love it when Bagheera shows off her wares!
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Photo11/23/25report
Just another humiliating day at the office . . .
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Photo11/23/25report
The classic physics conundrum made sexy as hell: what happens when irresistible face meets unbeatable ass?
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Photo11/23/25report
great poses all around and looks like all three models are eagerly anticipating what's about to happen with those pies!
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Photo11/23/25report
The power of teamwork . . .
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Photo11/22/25report
Stellar female form!
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Photo11/22/25report
Great stapless bra, and great contents of said strapless bra! Great helpless hands! Also, great expression and great cleavage from Bagheera!
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Photo11/22/25report
It certainly looks like you're having fun with this gunging!
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Photo11/21/25report
The WAM Rapture is upon you, Laura! :loveeyes:
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Photo11/21/25report
What a sexy, helpless pose! What a sexy, sticky situation to be caught in! What absolutely stunning legs!
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Photo11/21/25report
YOWZA! One of the sexier WAM pics that I can recall going back to the very dawn of time itself.
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Photo11/21/25report
Wow, very sexy stuff! Love how the pie victim looks so defeated with her head hung down a little and her arms hanging limply at her sides. Also love the sly look the woman on the left is giving the "camera." One more thing to love: There's a woman off to the right who's still holding an unused pie, so it seems our pie victim's ritual humiliation is not yet over!
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Photo11/21/25report
Staggeringly sexy pic! Love Bagheera's naughty smile to the camera regarding the unrecognizable mess she's made of gorgeous Patty!
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Photo11/21/25report
Super-sexy target, incredible mess, remarkable helpless hands!
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Photo11/21/25report
Sexy model! Love her two-tone hair!
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Photo11/20/25report
Completely ignoring the FAB mud, that is some lovely Maude!
(See previous comment on this pic from wambob for context.)
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Photo11/19/25report
Once again, jadies and lentil-men, I am pleased to present: THE PERFECT PIE TARGET!!!
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Photo11/19/25report
PHENOMENAL legs!
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Photo11/19/25report
The PERFECT pie target!
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Photo11/19/25report
A look of near-total disbelief. 'Is this REALLY what I have to do to myself on national television?' She wondered a she held the pastry in her quavering hand . . .
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Photo11/19/25report
Alas, poor Yorick! I threw him well.
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Photo11/19/25report
Chockard Stanning reassures BabaWawa about what's GOT to happen next here . . .
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Photo11/19/25report
The brunette is wearing the absolutely perfect look of shock and disbelief at what's about to happen! Soon she'll be wearing a very different and even more delicious look!
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Photo11/19/25report
Lovely legs, amazing pie hit, perfect helpless hands!
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Photo11/19/25report
Great pie hit and great helpless hands!
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Photo11/19/25report
Eileen ponders the life choices that led to this moment in the pasture . . .
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Photo11/18/25report
Not a care in the world . . . just a beautiful woman communing with dairy products.
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Photo11/18/25report
Very sensuous!
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Photo11/18/25report
Now that's what I call a great big, generous green-gunge glopping!
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Photo11/18/25report
Another perfect pie plastering complete with wonderfully helpless hands from Nicole!
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Photo11/18/25report
Everything is so great about this screencap -- Bagheera's wonderful pie-throwing form, Nicole's perfectly helpless hands as the pie explodes across her face, and Bianca's "I can't look" hands-over-the-face as it all goes down!
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Photo11/18/25report
It's a Lenny Sorge scene for sure, although I can't tell you which one specifically.
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Photo11/15/25report
Incredible helpless hands from Stephanie, plus a great reaction from The Wife!
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Photo11/14/25report
Stephanie looks gloriously, genuinely shocked and/or outraged here!
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Photo11/14/25report
This is virtually the definition of the term "grin and bear it." x-D
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Photo11/14/25report
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