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Just a completely glorious, sexy mess!
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Photo7/17/25report
Dual pie hits are usually at least half-disappointing, with a weak hit on at least one of the two people involved. But this one is SHEER GOLD!
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Photo7/17/25report
:loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: One of the most magnificent moments in WAM History!
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Photo7/17/25report
Appears to be an exceptionally delicious banana cream pie hitting this exceptionally delicious young lady's face with seriously sloppy force!
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Photo7/17/25report
Yay, another boobalicious babe gets an exploding pie to the face!
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Photo7/17/25report
Wow, lovely target and one of the most explosive pie hits ever!
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Photo7/17/25report
Just absokutely, flabbergastingly sexy! Excellent work!
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Photo7/17/25report
Holy shit, what an awesome faceful!
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Photo: What are you saying?7/17/25report
Amazing action shot!
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Photo: SPLAT!!!7/17/25report
Very reminiscent of something the immortal Mrs. Bee would do in real life!
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Photo7/15/25report
Wow, gotta love a woman getting well pied in such an elegant dress! I really like all the whip cream splatter in her hair too. . .
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Photo7/15/25report
Love the expression on the clean girl's face. She seems positively transfixed by the complete mess she's making of her friend!
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Photo7/15/25report
I love how happy the woman holding the back of her head is! Also love how the pie victim's arms are hanging helplessly at her sides!
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Photo7/15/25report
This pie cream looks a bit too much like glue for my tastes, but I really LOVE the expression of absolute glee on the pie pusher's face here!
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Photo7/15/25report
Another nearly perfect impact shot -- the wonderful helpless hands, the ponytail sent flying backward, and the explosive pie hit itself all add up to a totally delightful and very visceral image. Chef's kiss!
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Photo7/15/25report
I think this one might give me a nightmare or two.
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Photo7/15/25report
Incredible color scheme (clothing and all the slimes), all over an incredible woman! :loveeyes:
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Photo7/14/25report
WOW! You've never looked lovelier, Sooty! The new hair is really great -- but so is the rest of you! Hubba hubba hubba to the billionth power!
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Photo: New hair gunged7/14/25report
Helpless hands extraordianire -- and so much more! Kate, you've made made a gloriously sexy mess so well and so many dozens (hundreds?) of times, the mind wobbles!
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Photo7/14/25report
Kate, you're more impossibly hot than ever before! You're one woman who really knows how to hold a pie -- or catch one with your gorgeous face! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo7/14/25report
Another impeccable synthetic pie strike! Love the pan hanging onto her face, the helpless hand(s), and especially all the delicious splatter down her perky boobs, so wonderfully displayed by that neoprene unitard!
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Photo7/14/25report
What an incredible pie reception pose! I love everything about this!
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Photo7/14/25report
LOVE THIS!!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
I adore the way the pie's impact sends her blonde locks flying! And of course those perfectly helpless hands!!!
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Photo7/14/25report
Boobalicious babe -- good times & great oldies!
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Photo: April Showers7/12/25report
Still a sexy today as it was (gasp) ten years ago!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo7/12/25report
A staggeringly sexy hypothetical woman with truly blockbuster body! 8-D
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Photo7/12/25report
Zoey does a great job of playacting an incredibly unhappy camper., looking sexy as fuck all the while!
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Photo7/11/25report
Another amazing pose of shock from Patty, complete helplessness in the face of her messy humiliation! :loveeyes:
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Photo: improvised chocolate fountain7/11/25report
The glory of Zoey is captured perfectly in this shot -- the wide-open-mouthed shock from the fresh wallop of pie to her pretty face, her bodacious boobs, and those exquisitely helpless hands!
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Photo7/11/25report
A WAM goddess in her full, unrepentently gooey glory!
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Photo7/11/25report
Love this! Patty has an incredible body and is an expert in poses of complete helplessness.
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Photo7/11/25report
Oh, that incredible, heart-warming smile! And oh, those remarkable, dick-stiffening boobs!
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Photo7/11/25report
What a totally sexy and splat-acular photo! The pie recipient's pose couldn't be any more perfectly helpless. :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo: The creamiest pie you've ever seen....7/10/25report
The modern day equivalent of releasing the Kraken . . . x-D
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Photo7/10/25report
Love this gorgeous gal with her mischievous look, her weird but sexy dress, and her creamy cream pie. Can anyone identify the source photo?
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Photo7/10/25report
Just another ultra-messy day in the life of accident-prone bombshell Zoey Chanel!
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Photo7/10/25report
There's no getting around it -- this pic is SUPER-SEXY!!!
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Photo: Say Pie!!!7/10/25report
Zoey is SO tantalizing holding that pie, all fresh and clean, so blonde, so beautiful, so bursting with boobalicious bodaciousness.
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Photo7/10/25report
Bringing out the big guns . . . 8-|
Photo7/10/25report
Zoey sure knows how to take a pie to the kisser in a BIG, BIG WAY!
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Photo7/10/25report
All hail the WAM Gods and Goddesses who through their divine intervention made this incredible vision possible for us mere mortals to enjoy!
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Photo7/10/25report
Zoey ponders the undulating vicissitudes of existence as she endures her umpteenth pie barrage. . .
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Photo7/10/25report
Such an amazing action shot ... bulls-eye pie hit to Zoey's lovely face, blonde hair flying, bodacious bazongas bouncing free, and oh, those perfectly poised helpless hands!
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Photo7/10/25report
This pastry-based gender reveal stunt proved inconclusive.
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Photo7/10/25report
What a gorgeous pied face! :loveeyes:
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Photo7/10/25report
It just doesn't get any sexier! (Feel free to prove me wrong, but HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA )
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Photo7/9/25report
As with most things, WAM is more about the journey than the destination. And this looks like one incredibly erotic journey! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo7/9/25report
Alana, you're looking as sexy as ever!
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Photo7/9/25report
I'm in sweltering southern Arizona heat right now... 105 degrees at present ... so this looks even better to me than it does to most WAM fans. . .
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Photo7/7/25report
Kate's happiness about pi day/pie day is positively contagious.
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Photo: Happy Pi day, let's celebrate our favorite holida7/7/25report
I feel like I've died and gone to the beergarden of my dreams . . .
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Photo7/7/25report
This unspeakably fantastic model + PiedPinups ultra-professional pie technique = a massive slice of WAM paradise!
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Photo: more breaking news7/6/25report
The gif that keeps on giving! :-P
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Photo: oh no not again!7/6/25report
It's like her whole hand disappeared into a magical land... Wizard! :-P
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Photo7/6/25report
Holy hell, this is an impossibly sexy action shot! Incredible impact, glorious splatter, textbook definition helpless hands, and of course those incredible tits!
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Photo7/6/25report
So freaking hot... it's almost like she's doing the Price Is Right hand modeling thing to show off her own dessert-based humiliation! (Or perhaps she's just highlighting her FABUOLOUS boobs!)
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Photo7/6/25report
EPIC!!!
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Photo7/6/25report
Most erotic semaphore message of all time? Discuss.
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Photo7/5/25report
Well, she can't set her drink there for the time being, as the slime would cause it to slide right off . . .
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Photo7/5/25report
BUTTSTEAK: It's what's for goddamned dinner!
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Photo7/5/25report
Whoever knew the WAM Repture would be so ECSTATIC?!?
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Photo7/4/25report
Kate, you couldn't get any more adorable if you tried. That smile, my God. . .
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Photo7/4/25report
Behold! A true WAM goddess!
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Photo7/4/25report
Impossibly great slime reception post. As always, I love the helpless hands, but there's honestly nothing here at all that I don't love!
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Photo7/4/25report
I just fell in love with Kate again, for like the 563rd time . . . :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo7/4/25report
AGREED! She seems to divide opinion among WAM fans, with many people not caring for her, but I can't imagine why that would be the case. For me, Lane was one of the greats! "I'm already CREAMY being hearing between you two girls, so why don't you CREAM ME?!?" she asks, cleverly, in the video shown above (I think that's the one anyway.) MG says he let her basically come up with all her own dialogue because it was far better than anything he could write for her.
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Photo7/4/25report
A very lovely mystery pie victim indeed! I hope someone can point us toward this video!!!!
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Photo7/4/25report
She goes through a whole range of emotion in a matter of seconds, love it!
Photo7/3/25report
She appears to be hyperventilating . . .
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Photo7/3/25report
Fantastic work!
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Photo7/3/25report
Love these helpless hands. And also how happy the pie-pusher looks at what she's accomplishing!
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Photo7/3/25report
If Tim Buton directed a WAM video, it might look a lil' sumpin' like this . . . :-P
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Photo7/3/25report
Love this up-close look at the dessert menu!
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Photo7/3/25report
Love the helpless hands here!
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Photo7/3/25report
Damn, that's one smoldering beauty, even if she is synthetic!
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Photo7/3/25report
Ira, your vital role in this meeting is greatly appreciated. That WAS a terrifically messy pieing, as you note above, and it's amazing how much of that bright pink slime fit into that little bucket, only to end up all over you. The laws of physics may actually be bending in your presence, in order that you may be rendered a maximum mess! If you feel it's unfair that even mother nature is against you, I'd say that's just part of your job description as the Sexiest Stoogette Ever!
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Photo: Ira plays a vital role in a meeting!7/3/25report
So classic. Both ladies look absolutely lovely before and after their pieings. I'm especially fond of the image of Yana so well plastered in pastry! And to be honest, purple is my favorite color, so seeing both gorgeous women pied in purple tops makes it extra special for me!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo: Pied Receptionists!7/3/25report
Don't have the link but it's a free video posted by UMD member Johnnypie.
Photo7/2/25report
Excellent posture! :loveeyes:
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Photo7/2/25report
I'm truly glad she's having such fun with it . . .
Photo7/2/25report
ONCE MORE. . . WITH FEELING!
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Photo7/2/25report
Amazing action shot! That pie is "right on target, so direct." And that cleavage is outstanding!
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Photo7/1/25report
Incredibly sexy!
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Photo7/1/25report
My thoughts exactly, Vivi . . .
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Photo6/30/25report
"An immersive experience," as the kids say. . .
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Photo6/30/25report
The beautiful Brigitte, seen here setting her controls for the heart of the Sun . . .
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Photo6/30/25report
Vivi, seen here pondering the life and career choices that led her to getting slopped with the nastiest slime known to mankind on literally dozens of occasions . . . with occasional light relief via delicious creamy pies plastering her gorgeous face.
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Photo6/30/25report
She seems to be really enjoying getting pied, which makes this scene even sexier . . .
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Photo6/30/25report
Looks like she's about to bite into an invisible 15" hoagie. Could that be the case? (In all seriousness, this feels like a scene out of Greco-Roman mythology, something that was then turned into a dramatic sculpture by some Renaissance-era master. Only you know . . . minus the cream . . . )
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Photo6/30/25report
"Yes, Yes" indeed!!!! I'm just happy to be an onlooker to this impossibly sexy thing going on right here in this very screenshot. :-P
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Photo6/30/25report
Tefy has always had my heart. Or maybe it's one of my other organs?
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Photo6/30/25report
Two months ago, when originally posted, this one sent me to bonertown. Eleven days ago, it worked its magic once again. Today, to quote David Byrne, "Same as it ever was." This one really stands the test of time!
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Photo6/30/25report
Irina, you are a haunting vision of thoroughly pied femininity here. You look absolutely sensational in all that pie, and Maria also looks radiant and she relishes what she's about to do, pour a bucket of slime over your head.
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Photo6/29/25report
Yana, for my money the second most gorgeous woman in the E-double I-U (Extended Irinia Isakova Universe), is positively and professionaly plastered here. Lovely work, Ira!
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Photo6/29/25report
There's no pussingfootying around here with this pie delivery, no delicate light first hit before the rain of pastry hellfire comes thundering down, no ma'am. You are aborbing a tremendous first pie hit here, Irina, delivered with ruthless precision and prejudicial force, a blast so great it creates an absolutely massive ring of splattering cream around your lovely head!
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Photo6/29/25report
Zoey is so amused that her colleauge has gotten the slime treatment now too . . .
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Photo6/28/25report
The joy on her face!
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Photo6/28/25report
Not sure how she even manages to stand upright. . .
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Photo6/28/25report
The incomparable Kate!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo6/28/25report
Clean or messy, clothed or unclothed, Zoey is always a vision!
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Photo6/28/25report
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