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What a PERFECT first pie hit on a completely adorable target, the lovely Lilly!
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Welcome to the pleasure dome!
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Gorgeous, already-well-creamed Ellie ponders the pastry possibilities. . .
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Now HERE's an ASStronomically sexy pie target! x-D
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Oh, honey! :-P
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Another impossibly sexy slab o' buttsteak!
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Another very cute virtual victim who seems gifted at receiving the glop in stride . . .
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What a stunner! Great cascading hair of holding lots of that custard, and truly fabulous legs!
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She has a kind of "Oh geez, THIS again!" expression on her gorgeous face!
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I really like the expression on her face...she seems at least half-amused by her messy fate!
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I really love the way her arms are hanging so helplessly at her sides. Also love her curly hair style for holding lots of chocolate sauce, or whatever that is dripping down all over her.
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Love the way she's lifting the bottom of her dress and giving us an even better view of those fabulous legs!
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She kind of can't believe this is happening to her . . . It's thrilling and disgusting all at once!
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What a cutie, and she seems like a good sport too. I guess that's easy to do when you're only virtual! :-P
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Love the dreamy, far away look on the face of the seated beauty on the right!
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Love the look this sultry beauty is giving the "camera"! She seems to be thinking, "I know this turns you on, you pervert, and I'm not entirely displeased at this state of affairs!"
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Another beauty in another great dress. And she looks pleased, or at the very least amused, to be sitting under that deluge of slop!
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What a complete cutie, and she looks so happy to be here somehow! She's also got a great figure and a fabulous dress to really show it off!
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It's great to get this side view of her as well!
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Very sexy fictional mess victim!
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Approaching a full eclipse of the moon... which has never happened via custard before ... :-P
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ASStounding Achievement in WAMology!
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Buttsteak supreme!
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Impossibly sexy!
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An incredible landscape of desire!
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It's official - WAM Rapture is here!
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The bodacious backside of a beautiful, bratty WAM goddess!
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Who could have seen this coming?
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The Glorious WAM Revolution is Upon Us!
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What a fetching young fictional woman!
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Promises to be another amazing journey into the heart of sloppy slapstick extremity!
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Scene: Pie Virgin Vol.134/15/26report
Those incredible eyes seem to pierce through any mess and look straight into into my soul. Or maybe they are looking right through me too and examining the art on the wall behind me!
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A terribly messy and incredibly satisfying climax to Kristina's embarrassing public incident!
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Photo: More humiliation for Kristina in the park.4/15/26report
Someone's playing a very dangerous game! Mark my words: This Will Be the (Rear) End of Everything!
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Photo: My Custard Ass4/15/26report
Some of the most enormous pies of all time . . . the mind wobbles! 8-D
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Scarlett Storm looks simply fabulous in chocolate cream pies with chocolate crusts!
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Sneaking a sweet taste of delicious banana cream . . . ;P
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In the future, all bodacious bottoms should be treated thusly!
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Coming to a gorgeous face near you!
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WOW! The messy possibilities are only limited by the viewer's own (presumably filthy) imagination!
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Disgusted, defeated, degraded, dejected, delicious and other words that start with the letter D that I can't think of at the moment. . .
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Bring on the blue!
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The thickest and brownest gunge yet!
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She looks genuinely shocked, but also genuinely sexy!
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A perfectly purple deluge!
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What a splattering she's just undergone! 8-D
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Easter season is for pastel shades! :-P
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What a gorgeous cascade of yellow slime this is! Love her clenched fists and slightly knock-knee'd stance too. . . so sexy and helpless!
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You can really taste the chagrin in her grimace here! :-P
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Her legs look amazing, and those helpless hands are *perfect* :loveeyes:
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Looks like she really felt that first small hit, but it's only a TINY taste of what's to come!
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There's something really perfect about the way the pink slime is dripping off her nose in this shot!
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All-around INCREDIBLE pic! Love how animated your expression is, and how clearly we can see your eyes and lips despite the thorough tar-and-feathering you've just undergone!
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The producer is The Man and The Wife and video is Melody Tarred and Feathered 3 Times.
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Meeting of the Minds, Meeting of the Mammaries, what's the big difference so long as there are chocolate syrup and whipped cream involved?
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Ivy has become the Platonic Ideal of a slimed woman!
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Ivy : Now that I've taken my top off, are you STILL sure you want to be messing me up?
Me: More sure than ever!
Ivy: You don't just want a nice "cuddle"?
Me: I do, but y'know, after you've been gunged.
Ivy: I don't think you understand how this works.
Me: (pointing helplessly at my erect executive decision maker) I don't think you understand how THIS works!
Ivy: Oh, trust me, I do.
:-P
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It comes from Jade's gallery, linked below. You'd have to ask her if there is a video available that this shot came from . . .
https://umd.net/profile/id/98496/section/photos/album/justjades-gallery
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This total babe reminds me of Liv Tyler!
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May God sprinkle you with his everlasting love. Or something frequently mistaken for love, anyway. x-D
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Love your avatar photo -- where does it come from?!?
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User: PiedPP4/10/26report
Seems like Charley's enjoying her custard dousing almost as much as we are!
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This model really knows how to take the slime! The two tone green thing (her top and the slime itself) is wonderful too!
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White pie cream on the face, purple slime in the hair, and a bit of nose peeping through it all... delightful!
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Beautiful Ava, Drenched in Regret, Recrimination, and Chunky Green Slime.
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Purple and pink is a dazzling color combo especially on a body this curvaceious!
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Slime always just seems to seek out boobs. I can't say that I blame it . . . x-D
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A veritable Slime Helmet!
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I See a Darkness.
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Kate takes the slime like the sexsational professional she is, was, and always will be!
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That is some extremely thick, goopy slime!
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Lindsey is super-sexy from any angle, and coated in any substance! :loveeyes:
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Gloriously GLOPPED!
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She seems a little too pleased with herself here . . .
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:loveeyes:What a spectacularly sexy mess! :loveeyes:
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The brightest red pies I've ever seen in all my natural-born days.
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A very wise woman once said: Cream washes off, whether it be whipped, shaving, or Cool . . . but Indignity is Endless.
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The GLOP that lasts a lifetime.
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:loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: Buttsteak, sweet and muddy!
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I'm not a foot guy, but I have to say that is one amazingly charming smile, Violet!
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This is from the current Wammer of the Day, Riare.
See her amazing work here:
https://umd.net/riare
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A really definitive pie SPLAT here!
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I'll be here for two weeks. Try the veal!
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So this is show biz!!!
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So many layers of goop and glop, my mind wobbles to contemplate them all, and my pants struggle to maintain their structural integrity.
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That moment right before the pie hits is so delicious!
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:loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: What a foxy pair of pie targets!
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A Profile in Greatness! :-P But seriously that is a stellar pie hit on a stunning model.
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Scarlett Storm looks amazing slathered in real banana cream pies. YUM!
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That skeptical look on Lily's face = everything!
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Lily is an absolutely glorious pie-plastered mess!
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The producer is Messymayhem.
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Incredible moment-of-impact pic, with perfect helpless hands to boot!
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Charlotte was a true Queen of WAM!
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:loveeyes: A truly glorious mess!
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Hard to tell who anyone is here for sure, but I'm going to guess that's Rachel sitting on the ground... and that those absolutely glorious legs on the left belong to the one and only Charlotte... how'd I do, hg_04? 8-D
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I have no idea why, but I especially love it when the tip of the nose is highlighted in mess... either poking through the pie or slime or what-have-you or coated in a different color of gunk, as in this pic!
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Ahhhhh, yes... sweet, saucy Shell... so gorgeous, so giving, so fun-loving... and she looks great in any form of mess!
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I'm so excited to see you finally entering the sweet and sticky world of pies!
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Video: First Pie in My Face4/7/26report
Congrats on being Wammer of the Day again! Richly deserved!
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