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Such a radiant beauty, so ripe for pieing and sliming!!~!!~
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Photo6/28/25report
Slapstick Archaeology!
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Triumph of the human spirit!
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I'm just happy to be here.
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Utterly adorable!
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Love this look for her -- she's not only flat-out gorgeous, but she's sat in a tub with buckets of slime, biting her lip tentatively, looking off to the side, all as if to say, "What the hell have I gotten myself into here?"
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Photo6/28/25report
I'll have what she's having. . .
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This is the way to start the morning off right -- explosively sexy!
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Kate is definitely bumping her pretty head against the asymptote here, meaning WAM will never get any sexier than this.
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Photo6/27/25report
Kate's impossibly radiant smile shines through any slime deluge.
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As always Kate, your legs look absolutely luscious! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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She's smiling because she's got the feeling of a job well done!
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Welcome to the dessert menu, now more immersive than ever before!
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Let the goddamn goodtimes and great oldies roll, mindless mofos!
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JustJade, you are simply STAGGERINGLY SEXY!
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Photo6/26/25report
What a WAM goddess!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Kacie's and Satine's facial expressions are incredible here... as are their goop-covered bodies!
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Incredible avatar pic!
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User: Wam Bagheera Studio6/26/25report
Now that's a really delicious looking face full of pie!
Photo6/25/25report
The slightly knock-kneed position of the pie victim's legs make this even hotter than it already would've been otherwise . . .
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A pair of ultra-leggy babes get really well pied by a fun-loving waitress -- what's not to love?!? :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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It's a shame that AI has such trouble with proper "pie orientation" (somehow the bottom of this pie is the crust, then comes the tin, then the whipped cream), but this is still a spectacular picture!
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From Kacie's chest to Satine's panties, the Whipped Cream Never Stops!
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Another perfect helpless hands pose!
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Satine's expression here is priceless!
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Photo6/24/25report
Love the way Kacie is keeping her arms at her sides as she endures the latest round of mess.
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I love this one, both for the extreme facial coverage for the woman on the left and the great glee on the face of the woman on the right. She's really tickled by her dining companion's humiliation. I can only hope she is pushed down facefirst into that massive dessert on the table, seconds after the moment captured here!
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Both Lisa's and Charlotte's expressions are absolutely perfect here!
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An impossibly delicious moment: Kacie really lets herself HAVE IT! Yummmmmmmm . . . .
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Two timeless beauties, one huge motherfucking mess!
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Great helpless hands pose here, among other things . . .
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Damn, I love where this is heading!
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So many great pairs in this photo ... a pair of fine, fine, superfine ladies... a pair of pairs of incredible ass-cheeks, and there's also a pair of boobs -- just referring to what's visible in this pic -- a pair boobs with one belonging to Tillie and one to Penelope. Wonders never cease! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo: Mud wrestling with Tilly!6/21/25report
Tina's expression here is amazingly erotic! I also love the way Jess West is lustily eyeing Tina's custard-colored comeuppance!
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The pool isn't the only place that's wet right now.
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A perfect ass for pieing!
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Photo: tights/dress by request6/21/25report
So impossibly tantalizing. . . . :P
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What an incredible journey this montage depicts!
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Scene: Sooty and the Different Slimes6/21/25report
Now those are some Legendary Legs, not to mention an Ass for the Ages! :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss: :loveeyes: :kiss:
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Photo6/21/25report
Jade, you seem to be experiencing mixed emotions on the brink of this momentous self-sliming. It made me think of this bit of dialouge:

Son or Daughter: Father, what does "REGRET" mean?

Father: Well, my child, a funny thing about regret is that it's always better to regret something you HAVE done that something you HAVEN'T.
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Photo6/20/25report
BEYOND GORGEOUS!!!
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The aliens have landed and they're much...ummm... messier and sexier than we ever imagined they would be.
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The joy on your face, the pie on your ass . . .
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Photo: Give it to me!6/20/25report
Summit Meeting of the Brunette WAM Goddesses. When Lane Met Penelope: I'll Have What They're Having! Was this Penelope's first Messygirl Pie Sandwich? Inquiring minds want to know!
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Photo6/20/25report
Primo helpless hands, among other incredible attributes . . .
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This is from the House of Mess, Jayce's store. The other model is Dixie.
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Now that's what I call WILDLY EROTIC. (That smile every bit as much as the boobs, but maybe not more. . . )
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Photo: Eggy, custardy, peanut butter slut <36/20/25report
Pure gorgeousness: supremely decadent, impossibly delicious.
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Photo: The cover of my new scene - see how I got here <36/20/25report
This has a lot more class than you'd think if all you saw was the caption from Ellie herself: "super slutty cake bath." Ellie, you're still so stylish and elegant in that slop!
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Photo: One of the best shots from my super slutty cake ba6/20/25report
Buttsteak: It's. What's. For. Dinner.
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Photo6/19/25report
The votes are in and we've got widespread consensus among the populace: Penelope looks perplexingly perfect with pie plastered all over her face and body!
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Photo: Pie time!6/19/25report
A Roshomon-style examination of an event from different perspectives. . .
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No gun control legislation can ever stop Zoey's big guns!
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The fun never ends . . .
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Photo: Just call me a human pie target.6/19/25report
Sending the pies flying with deadly accuracy and the setting the nipples free in the bargain!
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Penelope raises an important issue.
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Willow -- the beautiful, bodacious, boobalicious good-time gunge girl!
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Willow finds herself in yet another Compromised Position... god bless her!
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What an impossibly delicious pie to Willow's exceptionally lovely face!
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So sexy it causes the mind to wobble. . .
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Scene: Pie Slut6/19/25report
What a delicious way to enjoy dessert!
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There's always been something so satisfying about this specific pie-in-the-face pic... the near-complete facial coverage, with just a little hint of her lips peaking throguh, the way the cream is streaked through her long dark hair, the large "collar" of cream across her neck and right shoulder... yum!
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Photo6/19/25report
The gorgeous Mai Ly, seen here setting her controls for the heart of the sun.
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Photo6/18/25report
Time for a quick "ass check". . .

Yep, still hot as fuck!
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Photo6/18/25report
Suddenly I understand the enduring appeal of Ameria's favorite pastime.
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Photo6/18/25report
"Sir, what is it you're planning on doing with that massive, dripping, overfilled banana cream pie you're holding?"
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Oh my god, I need for Mai Ly to knock me out cold with those staggering knockers! I mean, after all, isn't that why they're named knockers?!?
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I'm not really a paint fan at all, but even so, this image is simply stunning!
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Surely the WAMpocalypse is now upon us!
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Simply fantASStic!
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What an impossibly sexy WAM model!!!
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An important moment from our nation's storied past . . .
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This pic is making me have feelings I don't like... it's making me have feelings I love! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo6/18/25report
Such a gorgeous gal! Does anyone know what's the source of this?!?
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Feels kinda like the pie-face equivalent of "double stuff" Oreos... and I'm totally here for it!
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Photo6/16/25report
Jayce REALLY lets herself HAVE IT!!!
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Photo: Taking our customs! 6/16/25report
Pretty intense slime blast here. . .
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Mrs Bigshipper
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Zoey takes a short break from the hot n' heavy action to ponder the second law of thermodynamics.
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'What should I do with this tin pan full of sexy comedy gold?' wondered Jayce, giggling a little bit at the prospects.
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Photo: Wake up-undress-and mess! 6/16/25report
Incredibly charming target, even if she is only hypothetical!
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A truly radiant beauty!
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Photo: She is SO SOUTHERN SWEET! 6/16/25report
Jayce, as God intended!
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Photo: Wake up-undress-and pie! Natural! 6/16/25report
What a sexy, sloppy good time! Does anyone know where the source photo comes from?
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Real shock and awe material!
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Photo: Take a breath! ;) or a cock haha! 6/16/25report
Color me mesmerized!
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Photo: She is naturally BEAUTIFUL! 6/16/25report
Jayce, doing what she does best!
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Photo: I looove a good pie! Everywhere! 6/16/25report
THE TRIUMPH OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT!
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A refreshing re-examination of the dessert menu.
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Photo6/15/25report
Impossible Beauty, meet Scintillating, Sloptastic Humiliation! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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This Will Be the (Rear) End of Everything!
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...in her Natural Habitat!!!
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Just another day in the office for the intrepid Ms. Oneer . . .
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A real sticky situation, a treacle tribute/salute to those we've left behind.
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The expressions on both women here are so great! They're both so nicely engaged in the conversation and the one in black is completely oblivious to what's about to happen with that pie. . .
Photo6/15/25report
Let all the bells in churchdom ring to sound the news -- Sooty has been slimed, and definitively so!
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Photo: So good. Full download now available!6/15/25report
I'm afraid there's been a terrible misunderstanding concerning the dessert menu . . .
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There's something deliciously perfect about this one!
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Utterly gorgeous with or without mess... the mind wobbles!
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Photo6/14/25report
Too pretty to be pied? NO SUCH THING!
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Photo: FLORA-LD-V2 (1)6/14/25report
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