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Knocked back by the sheer deliciousness of it all!
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Photo12/6/25report
Jade, looking lovely and ready for some serious mess!
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Photo: Throwback!! with @Messyhot12/6/25report
Prison life hasn't hardened you, Jade, it's only made you a little sadder, a little wiser, and a lot sexier!
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Photo: Ya girl is in UMD jail, sorry for being quiet!12/6/25report
In the words of Dr. Suess: Oh, the places you'll go!!!
Photo12/6/25report
She's looking high and low for those car keys that she lost. They have to be SOMEWHERE around here . . .
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Photo12/6/25report
Another completely gorgeous slime target!
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Photo12/6/25report
ASS-tronomically erotic work here!
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Photo12/6/25report
INTO THE SLIME, SCUM QUEEN!!!

(Not saying either model is really a scum queen, of course, just slightly paraphrasing Steve Martin from the movie "The Man With Two Brains," right before he throws Kathleen Turner face first into a big mud puddle.)
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Photo12/6/25report
Buttsteak: It's what's for dinner!
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Photo12/6/25report
In the luscious lap of desire!
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Photo12/6/25report
A very sexy, slimy smoocheroo!
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Photo12/6/25report
Sexpot supreme feels a migraine coming on at the worst possible moment . . .
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Photo12/6/25report
Beautiful, bodacious babe glopped in high style, surrounded by a jury of her peers . . .
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Photo12/6/25report
Only one woman in the audience (upper left of frame) was able to resist the peer pressure to open her mouth as wide as physically possible.
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Photo12/6/25report
Hooray, the Grimace Shake is back at McDonald's!
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Photo12/5/25report
Incredible expression from Mandy as she begins to receive the first sliming of her life!
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Photo12/5/25report
What a gorgeous (virtual) mess target!
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Photo12/5/25report
Another stellar pie hit for sweet WAM-virginal Mandy, and she's in a wonderfully passive stance to receive it too!
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Photo12/5/25report
Just desserts! A very delicious looking dreamy cream pie in the face for our gloriously glopped, gorgeous office goddess Yana!
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Photo12/5/25report
Myra looks genuinely shocked at her suddenly messy state, and Yana so tickled the tables have turned!
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Photo12/5/25report
The ladies both look FANTASTIC and I love their contrasting expressions -- Yana carefree and laughing, Mira a bit concerned about what might happen to them both on live TV . . .
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Photo12/5/25report
Love the way you can see Mandy's smile even through all that hot pink slime!
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Photo12/5/25report
God, this is a classic pie pic if there ever was one! I love Mandy's super-expressive body language!
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Photo12/5/25report
Classic helpless hands from a super cutie getting the first sliming of her life -- so promising! Hope she'll be back for many more!
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Photo12/5/25report
I'd be grabbing that curvaceous, slime-slathered bottom too!
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Photo12/5/25report
What a pair of cuties, can't wait to see them pelted with pie after pie and slopped with slime after slime. . .
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Photo: From: Mandy's First Time12/5/25report
For once, Pains looks a little stunned by the mess. :)
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Photo12/5/25report
Breathtaking, bodacious behind!
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Photo12/5/25report
A stunning woman, her charms very effectively displayed by her choice of wardrobe. . .
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Photo12/4/25report
Zoey seems liable to slip right out of that tube top, and I sure hope she does!
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Photo12/4/25report
Staggering beauty!
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Photo12/4/25report
What a super-gorgeous (albeit virtual) woman to give a creamy, dreamy pie to the face!
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Photo12/4/25report
Love this -- probably as close as we'll ever get to seeing Dick Van Dyke pie Mary Tyler Moore in the kisser!
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Photo12/4/25report
Gotta agree with theoldman below, that shocked expression in the last two frames is perfection!
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Photo12/4/25report
One of the more delicious moments in human history here!
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Photo12/4/25report
Some kind of rapture is clearly afoot here . . .
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Photo12/4/25report
The glorious revelation! Almost feels 3-D somehow . . .
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Photo12/4/25report
Tiny Soya has an incredible figure, and that combination of lingerie and the strappy stuff on her arms and legs really accentuates it perfectly!
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Photo12/4/25report
Deliciousness incarnate!
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Photo12/4/25report
Impossibly sensuous!!! 8-D 8-D 8-D
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Photo12/4/25report
Amazing shot, some perfect helpless hands here, along with many other incredible attributes!
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Photo12/4/25report
I love how much the one of the left is enjoying this!
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Photo12/4/25report
Long defunct store PieFunProductions,
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Photo12/4/25report
Oh no! Yana's dignity will surely bounce back from this degrading TV appearance, but her chic white outfit may not survive this chocolate onslaught!
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Photo12/3/25report
Two truly lovely ladies, both in great "Friday night" outfits!
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Photo12/3/25report
Such a glorious and elegant beauty . . . surely no one would dream of defiling her with decadent dessert degradation?
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Photo12/3/25report
Jess West is a living legend of WAM.
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Photo12/3/25report
I love the way she is looking at that pie, slightly biting her lower lip, and half-smiling. You can tell she's not entirely dreading the prospect of having that creamy dreamy confection shoved in her face!
Photo12/2/25report
"Passionate Rivalry" from Messygirl.
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Photo12/2/25report
Kittenish is so freaking sexy with her pouty lips, her oh-so-creamy pies, and her adorably upturned nose!
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Photo12/2/25report
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't VERY envious of this man! I'd love to be pied by this fun-loving beauty, but I'd also very much want to take some sweet, sticky revenge afterward!
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Photo12/2/25report
Close-up examinations of pies like this often seem to go astray for some reason. In any event, it literally couldn't happen to three lovelier ladies .... Lisa, Charlotte, and Amber are all among my favorite WAM models of all time.
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Photo12/2/25report
Nadia carefully selects the first pie for her gorgeous kisser!
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Photo12/2/25report
The sense of anticipation is so thick you could spread it with a paper knife . . . (Referring to a cake frosting in a "can" TV ad from MANY years ago )
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Photo12/2/25report
That sassy look at the camera before she does the dirty deed!
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Photo12/2/25report
Amy certainly knows how to treat a lady right!
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Photo12/2/25report
Such an elegant photo . . . sultry AF, too!
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Photo12/2/25report
This amps up the WILD in "wildly erotic" like crazy!
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Photo: Hot duo12/2/25report
Mackenzie looks stoic as she braces to catch her first pie of the day with her pretty face!
Photo12/2/25report
Pattycake is such an utterly adorable, pint-sized WAM goddess!
Photo12/2/25report
Wow, this one goes WAY back! those are some really delicious looking pies too. . .
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Photo12/2/25report
What a totally gorgeous model! Don't remember seeing her in any of the Valentine Network previews, can anyone tell me her model name?
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Photo12/2/25report
Vixen, I'm really excited to hear that Tats' videos are coming to your store soon! I've been waiting on them for a long time, so it's good to know it wasn't all in vain. . .
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Photo12/2/25report
Calmly pretending this isn't happening . . .
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Photo12/1/25report
. . . but she's also extremely skilled in the fine art of catching a pie with her face while her arms hang helplessly at her sides. She can even do this equally well clothed or nude! Is there anything this woman CAN'T do?
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Photo12/1/25report
Zoey is a master at helpless hands while getting pied . . .
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Photo12/1/25report
When Jade searched within for her next direction, her extremely erect nipple directed her toward magnetic north. :-P
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Photo: Vid from last halloween! 12/1/25report
This is some incredible collage work, so well done! And of course the scene itself looks super sexy too!
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Photo12/1/25report
One of my favorite helpless hands shots of all time -- and I say this as someone who's much more a pie guy than a slime stan ... but Zoey's hand positioning here is perfectly exquisite! (Of course it doesn't hurt that she's hot as hell and masterfully slimed here, either!)
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Photo12/1/25report
Two beautiful babes whose charms are bodaciously displayed in bikinis, each holding two pies and wearing a third pie all over her lovely face what could possibly be better?!?
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Photo11/28/25report
Looks like a fun scene! What is the source video?
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Photo11/28/25report
This model is so gorgeous. I've seen her pied a few other places and she always takes it like a champ with great attitude and great reactions. I really hope you will release her scenes soon!
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Photo11/28/25report
Irina, this isreally wonderful stuff! You can probably guess that with my particular preferences, seeing one of my very favorite pie targets on the receiving end of a barrage of banana cream pies is going to be a spectacular sight!
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Photo: Ira's visit to the pub get's messy!11/28/25report
I love this one especially because this lovely lady seems so tickled to be on the receiving end of that pie!
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Photo11/27/25report
Holy shit, this photo should be the poster child for the "Free the Nip" campaign!
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Photo: Vid from last halloween!11/26/25report
That's from a MostWam video. The woman about to be pied is a model named Sky and I'm almost sure that's Lisa Moomin holding the pie, although of course you can't see her face. Sorry, I don't know the name of the specific scene, but I know it's one of their Christmas videos with at least four or five models in it. That should help you track it down at their (massive) store if you want to look for it at their site.
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Photo11/26/25report
Someone's feeling a little sassy with a big creamy pie in hand . . .
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Photo11/26/25report
Haven't seen this pie babe in what feels like a decade. She's been missed!
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Photo11/26/25report
So gorgeous, so determined!
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Photo11/26/25report
The WAM Rapture has come early this millennium!
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Photo11/26/25report
In the dictionary of phrases, next to the entry for "in the throes of passion," you should find this photo!
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Photo11/26/25report
That is some succulent slime!
Photo11/26/25report
Somebody, quick, put a cream pie in that hand!
Photo11/26/25report
I'd classify this under the "WILDLY EROTIC" heading.
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Photo11/26/25report
That's a lotta tongue!
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Photo11/26/25report
Buttsteak, sweet and meaty, with a recommended slime garnish, makes a great pillow upon which to rest the weary head that wears the crown. (Okay, there's no crown shown here, just some slime in her hair... but that gets heavy too, man.)
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Photo11/26/25report
Here she is again, lovely as ever, in a great purple dress no less! (Purple is my favorite color.)
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Photo11/26/25report
Bagheera, you look lovelier than ever here. I hope your goregous kisser is on the receiving end of that outrageously overfilled and devilishly delicious looking pie!
Photo: A new guest on our show tonight11/26/25report
Another epic Joseph Conrad-style journey into the very Heart of Mess.
Scene: Sooty Tied and Pied11/26/25report
Bagheera is going to force this poor pied girl to fill out all the forms in triplicate.
Photo: Will I take her to the punishment cell?11/26/25report
At least she's having fun with it!
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Photo11/26/25report
Forgot to add that I also love Olga's helpless hands in the last three panels. And the slime overflow onto the Fiat podium in front of the ladies is a nice touch!
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Photo: Olga wins the staff mess conference vote!11/26/25report
What a mischievous smile to pair with such a creamy, dreamy pie!
Photo11/26/25report
She seems to be pondering the many options for pastry placement . . .
Photo: The office is going to get messy!11/26/25report
This is one woman in need of a moist towellete.
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Photo11/26/25report
What a bodacious, earthy, and good-humored babe! And what a great dress to wear when getting thrown into a pool! Never really think of brown as a color for elegant attire, but she makes it so. (I also would like it to be known that I am hoping against hope, even against all forms of reason, that one day I will see this gorgeous fictional woman hit with a barrage of banana cream pies. )
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Photo11/26/25report
Is there a video available of this scene? For god's sake, if there is, somebody point me to it!
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Photo11/26/25report
Another great one, Ira! I especially love the pieing -- go figure! x-D -- such an incredible mess from just one creamy, dreamy pie. I hope every pie I ever get hit with from this point on in my life is that messy!
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Photo: Olga wins the staff mess conference vote!11/26/25report
Leila, a wam goddess extraordinare!
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Photo11/25/25report
Bagheera's hilarity is as contagious as her cleavage is irresistible!
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Photo11/25/25report
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