Comments by Gurph Morlicks

Despite her fresh coating of bright green slime, Lily manages to look "very demure, very mindful" here as she watches The Wife get plastered with a pie.

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Love the joy on both The Wife's and Lily's faces here. . . even if The Wife is clearly finding the situation a bit more hilarious than Lily, for obvious reasons! :-P

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Lily stoically accepts her first sliming of the scene, even looking up directly into the slime deluge, arms held helpless at her sides. Chef's kiss!

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My god, what a vividly captured screenshot! Such a beautiful pie explosion against the lovely face of luscious Lily... this is absolutely freaking DELICIOUS!

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Nicole, this is a very recent Messygirl release.

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A devilishly delicious double dessert assault!

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great pie hit on Brittany and great shocked expression from Rebecca!

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Love the way the helpless hands in this photo belong to the clean model, not the messy one!

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The absolute WAM GLORY that is Kate! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

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I assume this is the talent portion of the competition . . . ?

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A SHOCKING breakdown in social norms!

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Not unike VISA, this screenshot is Everywhere I Want to Be!

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This is the punishment the gods meted out to Zoey for stealing fire and giving it to human beings!

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Cost of Stella video bundle: $34.99 for four scenes.
Stella's expression in this photo: Priceless.

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Such a cute pose, as if she's fixing her hair under all that pie! :-P

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Helpless Hands: The Side View. Chef's Kiss!

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If you ask me, there aren't nearly enough pied goth girls in the WAMiverse . . . or anywhere else for that matter!

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Ugh, this is most degrading, humiliating thing that's happened to gorgeous Zoey since . . . maybe 10:30 this morning?

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... and the payoff is even better than I could have imagined. YUM!!!

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Gorgeous, stripped to just her panties, and hands hanging helplessly at her sides, Zoey is incredibly vulnerable to a pastry assault in this magical moment. . .

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Beautiful example of helpless hands in action!

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There's something strange ... in the neighborhood ...

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Love the arms hanging helplessly at her sides as she receives her first pie to the face of the scene!

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I'm simply never getting over this pic. Magical!

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I feel like Jennifer Lawrence could play this role . . .

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BUTTSTEAK, sweet and meaty!!!!!!!!

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Ah, life's simple pleasures!

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You're never too full for yet another delicious faceful of pie!

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There's so much going on in here my cerebral cortex might implode!

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Bodaciousness incarnate!

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This is the best one of this batch, for my money. Deeply sexy stuff!

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Beautiful work on this one! Love how she gets that handful of frosting shoved in her face in mid-sentence, as she's futilely ordering her rival out of the hall.

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Another one I'd kill to see a follow-up picture for. Another gorgeous lady in a killer outfit, primed for pie!

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Wow, I really wish there were a follow-up to this one. Especially since banana cream is the quintessential in-yer-face flavor as far as I'm concerned!

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Man, the facial expression on this one is fantastic! Don't get me wrong... both the dress and the woman's body are sensational, but it's the expression of shock on her face that really makes this work for me. Chef's kiss!

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Absolutely the sexiest use of sprinkles I've ever seen in all my natural born days!

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The tasting of the dessert menu got a LITTLE out of hand tonight . . .

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Thinking of all the sweet, sticky things to cum. . .

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Magical!

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Not to get all mushy on you, but I'm reminded of the Burt Bacharach song, "The Look of Love."

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More great helpless hands from Splosh Muffin!

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I'm worried Leila's going to develop carpal tunnel syndrome if she keeps this up . . .

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What a lucky bastard!

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Getting spanked with a pie can be a liberating experience!

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Man, this one is especially delicious! Brilliant work!

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. . . and so it begins . . .

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Another spectacular pic of Splosh Muffin demonstrating yet another wonderful helpless hands pose!

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Hot times ahead!

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Immediately following a bracing dose of green slime . . .

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The job everyone wants . . . :-7

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What a radiant jewel of womanhood Meg is!

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It's a bit of a leading question in this context. . .

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Incredibly sexy leg pose here! Love it!!!

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The joyful side of WAM really shines through in this pic! Make it so, Ms. Meg Muffin!

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I think this just became one of my all-time favorite "helpless hands" pics! Sploshmuffin for the win!

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Love how tickled she seems to be by the first impact of slime on her lovely head!

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What a gorgeous lady! She richly deserves all the mess coming to her!

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That, my friend, is a matter between a woman and her saguaro!

Photo: @messyhot cactuses don't judge !!10/26/25report

I can only imagine what dirty thoughts -- what MESSY thoughts -- are racing through your gorgeous head as you stand there looking impossibly sexy, poised with a creamy dreamy pie in each hand . . .

Photo: Now, who am I gunna pie?10/26/25report

Gorgeous! :loveeyes:

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Her excitement is palpable ... and frankly, so is mine.

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The Glory of WAM, distilled into a single screenshot!

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Incredible screencap! Love Ari's reaction -- she looks genuinely shocked, love the helpless hands in her lap, and I really love how short that white dress and how sexy her legs look coming out of it!

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Way too much fun was had, clearly. 8-D

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Sky was the most popular MostWam model of them all, although it was a close race with several other fan favorites!

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Bring on the banana cream pies for dessert!

Photo: I'm ready for more!10/25/25report

One of the widest helpless hands poses ever!

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Another fabulous helpless hands pose!

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Great helpless hands here!

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What a remarkably lovely pie target this face is!!!

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Love how much fun they're clearly having, love all the helpless hands, and I love how short that blue dress is!

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This picture belongs in the dictionary next to the definition of the word BOOBALICIOUS.

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This is an incredible shot, starring Kate as an impossibly sexy ritual sacrifice to the endlessly hungry Gods of WAM. :loveeyes:

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As was sung in the swinging sixties: Let the Sunshine In!

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Great model ... super-cute face, awesome purple hair, and an impossibly compelling ass!

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My God . . . she's full of stars! 8-D

Photo: Well earned wet drink after being a slut all week<10/25/25report

Another stellar example of beautiful Melody doing what she does best -- getting pied like the WAM Goddess that she is!

Photo: From: Clean to Creamed 410/25/25report

I'm always thrilled to see Melody catch a pie with her gorgeous face, she's one of the best WAM models around!

Photo: From: Melody's Negotiation10/25/25report

Absolutely love your expression here!!! "Mr. Parker has entered the chat." :-P

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Is that split pea soup? :-P Whatever it is, I love its coating power!

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Lovely "model" and great cleavage, I'm surprised it didn't collect more of the slime than it did!

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This one is extra sexy ... love this virtual model's hairstyle and top. And her disgusted reaction to the slime is very convincing!

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What a fun and lovely group of young women!

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An impossible-to-resist target for that pie!!!

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How much fun were you guys having in this scene? It looks like a wild, impossibly sexy romp!

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How am I supposed to just go on living my life as a productive member of society, knowing this kind of outrageous beauty is shimmering out there in the distance, forever hovering just out of reach, the metaphorical carrot dangled from the end of a stick, luring me on with lurid fantasias of wild abdomen?

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Case in point about Megan enjoying creaming Summer . . .

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Summer is great, super cute and takes a great pie to the face! I also love how much you enjoy pieing her, Megan!

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Purple is my favorite color... now more than ever! This model has great hair and boobs for a grape-flavored gooey glopping like this!

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Staggeringly sexy shot!

Photo: Katie got me back for gunging her face10/23/25report

'Who else loves a gunged ass?' asks the caption. I raise my hand so fast and so high and so hard that it shatters the glass ceiling above me. And may I say I love this particular gunged ass better than maybe any other?

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Buttsteak: It's. What's. For. Dinner.
(My apologies to all, I simply cannot resist!)

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I like the skeptical expression Santana is wearing, while Zoey looks radiant here - her wide-eyed, open-mouthed expression is simply captivating. Also, that very tight gray dress seems just BARELY able to contain her bodaciousness!

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This will be the (rear) end of everything!

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Quite a cutie, this one... can anyone tell me the source of this?

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I don't mean to be sacreligious or anything... but the main photo for this scene strongly suggests (at least in my diseased mind) a new Church of Kate ... and I for one will be among its most ardent worshippers!!!

Scene: Birthday Pie Barrage10/23/25report

Wow, those ladies really let Anastasia have it at the worst possible time! That meeting is going to be AWKWARD!

Photo: A pre-meeting loyalty redemption!10/23/25report

A legend that will last a lunchtime!

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Such a great shot! We see the delicious pie-to-face impact, get a great glimpse at those spectacular boobs already oh so well creamed, and some great helpless hands are also thrown into the mix!

I'm sorry Mr. Parker was so merciless in his pastry assault but at the same time I'm, uh... not... sorry .... at all? x-D

Photo: Mr Parker didn't hold back on those pies10/22/25report

Now that is just a RIDICULOUSLY sexy photo! I think I'm in love! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

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