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I love how happy the woman holding the back of her head is! Also love how the pie victim's arms are hanging helplessly at her sides!
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Photo7 hours agoreport
This pie cream looks a bit too much like glue for my tastes, but I really LOVE the expression of absolute glee on the pie pusher's face here!
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Photo7 hours agoreport
Another nearly perfect impact shot -- the wonderful helpless hands, the ponytail sent flying backward, and the explosive pie hit itself all add up to a totally delightful and very visceral image. Chef's kiss!
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Photo7 hours agoreport
I think this one might give me a nightmare or two.
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Photo9 hours agoreport
Incredible color scheme (clothing and all the slimes), all over an incredible woman! :loveeyes:
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Photo11 hours agoreport
WOW! You've never looked lovelier, Sooty! The new hair is really great -- but so is the rest of you! Hubba hubba hubba to the billionth power!
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Photo: New hair gunged11 hours agoreport
Helpless hands extraordianire -- and so much more! Kate, you've made made a gloriously sexy mess so well and so many dozens (hundreds?) of times, the mind wobbles!
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Photo11 hours agoreport
Kate, you're more impossibly hot than ever before! You're one woman who really knows how to hold a pie -- or catch one with your gorgeous face! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo11 hours agoreport
Another impeccable synthetic pie strike! Love the pan hanging onto her face, the helpless hand(s), and especially all the delicious splatter down her perky boobs, so wonderfully displayed by that neoprene unitard!
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Photo15 hours agoreport
What an incredible pie reception pose! I love everything about this!
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Photo16 hours agoreport
LOVE THIS!!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
I adore the way the pie's impact sends her blonde locks flying! And of course those perfectly helpless hands!!!
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Photo16 hours agoreport
Boobalicious babe -- good times & great oldies!
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Photo: April ShowersSaturdayreport
Still a sexy today as it was (gasp) ten years ago!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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PhotoSaturdayreport
A staggeringly sexy hypothetical woman with truly blockbuster body! 8-D
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Zoey does a great job of playacting an incredibly unhappy camper., looking sexy as fuck all the while!
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PhotoFridayreport
Another amazing pose of shock from Patty, complete helplessness in the face of her messy humiliation! :loveeyes:
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Photo: improvised chocolate fountainFridayreport
The glory of Zoey is captured perfectly in this shot -- the wide-open-mouthed shock from the fresh wallop of pie to her pretty face, her bodacious boobs, and those exquisitely helpless hands!
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PhotoFridayreport
A WAM goddess in her full, unrepentently gooey glory!
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PhotoFridayreport
Love this! Patty has an incredible body and is an expert in poses of complete helplessness.
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PhotoFridayreport
Oh, that incredible, heart-warming smile! And oh, those remarkable, dick-stiffening boobs!
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PhotoFridayreport
What a totally sexy and splat-acular photo! The pie recipient's pose couldn't be any more perfectly helpless. :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo: The creamiest pie you've ever seen....Thursdayreport
The modern day equivalent of releasing the Kraken . . . x-D
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PhotoThursdayreport
Love this gorgeous gal with her mischievous look, her weird but sexy dress, and her creamy cream pie. Can anyone identify the source photo?
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PhotoThursdayreport
Just another ultra-messy day in the life of accident-prone bombshell Zoey Chanel!
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PhotoThursdayreport
There's no getting around it -- this pic is SUPER-SEXY!!!
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Photo: Say Pie!!!Thursdayreport
Zoey is SO tantalizing holding that pie, all fresh and clean, so blonde, so beautiful, so bursting with boobalicious bodaciousness.
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PhotoThursdayreport
Bringing out the big guns . . . 8-|
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Zoey sure knows how to take a pie to the kisser in a BIG, BIG WAY!
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PhotoThursdayreport
All hail the WAM Gods and Goddesses who through their divine intervention made this incredible vision possible for us mere mortals to enjoy!
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PhotoThursdayreport
Zoey ponders the undulating vicissitudes of existence as she endures her umpteenth pie barrage. . .
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PhotoThursdayreport
Such an amazing action shot ... bulls-eye pie hit to Zoey's lovely face, blonde hair flying, bodacious bazongas bouncing free, and oh, those perfectly poised helpless hands!
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PhotoThursdayreport
This pastry-based gender reveal stunt proved inconclusive.
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PhotoThursdayreport
What a gorgeous pied face! :loveeyes:
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PhotoThursdayreport
It just doesn't get any sexier! (Feel free to prove me wrong, but HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA )
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PhotoWednesdayreport
As with most things, WAM is more about the journey than the destination. And this looks like one incredibly erotic journey! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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PhotoWednesdayreport
Alana, you're looking as sexy as ever!
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PhotoWednesdayreport
Love these helpless hands and the expression on her face that reads: I cannot believe what I've gotten myself into here!
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Photo7 days agoreport
Sprinkles: the perfect end to any multi-sliming. (Actually, for my money, the perfect end would be a big sloppy banana cream pie to the face. But sprinkles are good too!)
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Photo7 days agoreport
What a freaking gorgeous girl and a gorgeous mane of blonde hair to boot!
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Photo7 days agoreport
I'm in sweltering southern Arizona heat right now... 105 degrees at present ... so this looks even better to me than it does to most WAM fans. . .
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Photo8 days agoreport
Kate's happiness about pi day/pie day is positively contagious.
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Photo: Happy Pi day, let's celebrate our favorite holida8 days agoreport
I feel like I've died and gone to the beergarden of my dreams . . .
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Photo8 days agoreport
This unspeakably fantastic model + PiedPinups ultra-professional pie technique = a massive slice of WAM paradise!
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Photo: more breaking news9 days agoreport
The gif that keeps on giving! :-P
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Photo: oh no not again!9 days agoreport
It's like her whole hand disappeared into a magical land... Wizard! :-P
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Photo9 days agoreport
Holy hell, this is an impossibly sexy action shot! Incredible impact, glorious splatter, textbook definition helpless hands, and of course those incredible tits!
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Photo9 days agoreport
So freaking hot... it's almost like she's doing the Price Is Right hand modeling thing to show off her own dessert-based humiliation! (Or perhaps she's just highlighting her FABUOLOUS boobs!)
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Photo9 days agoreport
EPIC!!!
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Photo9 days agoreport
Most erotic semaphore message of all time? Discuss.
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Photo10 days agoreport
Well, she can't set her drink there for the time being, as the slime would cause it to slide right off . . .
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Photo10 days agoreport
BUTTSTEAK: It's what's for goddamned dinner!
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Photo10 days agoreport
Whoever knew the WAM Repture would be so ECSTATIC?!?
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Photo11 days agoreport
Kate, you couldn't get any more adorable if you tried. That smile, my God. . .
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Photo11 days agoreport
Behold! A true WAM goddess!
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Photo11 days agoreport
Impossibly great slime reception post. As always, I love the helpless hands, but there's honestly nothing here at all that I don't love!
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Photo11 days agoreport
I just fell in love with Kate again, for like the 563rd time . . . :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo11 days agoreport
AGREED! She seems to divide opinion among WAM fans, with many people not caring for her, but I can't imagine why that would be the case. For me, Lane was one of the greats! "I'm already CREAMY being hearing between you two girls, so why don't you CREAM ME?!?" she asks, cleverly, in the video shown above (I think that's the one anyway.) MG says he let her basically come up with all her own dialogue because it was far better than anything he could write for her.
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Photo11 days agoreport
A very lovely mystery pie victim indeed! I hope someone can point us toward this video!!!!
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Photo11 days agoreport
She goes through a whole range of emotion in a matter of seconds, love it!
Photo12 days agoreport
She appears to be hyperventilating . . .
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Photo12 days agoreport
Fantastic work!
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Photo12 days agoreport
Love these helpless hands. And also how happy the pie-pusher looks at what she's accomplishing!
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Photo12 days agoreport
If Tim Buton directed a WAM video, it might look a lil' sumpin' like this . . . :-P
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Photo12 days agoreport
Love this up-close look at the dessert menu!
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Photo12 days agoreport
Love the helpless hands here!
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Photo12 days agoreport
Damn, that's one smoldering beauty, even if she is synthetic!
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Photo12 days agoreport
Ira, your vital role in this meeting is greatly appreciated. That WAS a terrifically messy pieing, as you note above, and it's amazing how much of that bright pink slime fit into that little bucket, only to end up all over you. The laws of physics may actually be bending in your presence, in order that you may be rendered a maximum mess! If you feel it's unfair that even mother nature is against you, I'd say that's just part of your job description as the Sexiest Stoogette Ever!
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Photo: Ira plays a vital role in a meeting!12 days agoreport
So classic. Both ladies look absolutely lovely before and after their pieings. I'm especially fond of the image of Yana so well plastered in pastry! And to be honest, purple is my favorite color, so seeing both gorgeous women pied in purple tops makes it extra special for me!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo: Pied Receptionists!12 days agoreport
Don't have the link but it's a free video posted by UMD member Johnnypie.
Photo13 days agoreport
Excellent posture! :loveeyes:
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Photo13 days agoreport
I'm truly glad she's having such fun with it . . .
Photo13 days agoreport
ONCE MORE. . . WITH FEELING!
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Photo13 days agoreport
Amazing action shot! That pie is "right on target, so direct." And that cleavage is outstanding!
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Photo14 days agoreport
Incredibly sexy!
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Photo14 days agoreport
My thoughts exactly, Vivi . . .
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Photo15 days agoreport
"An immersive experience," as the kids say. . .
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Photo15 days agoreport
The beautiful Brigitte, seen here setting her controls for the heart of the Sun . . .
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Photo15 days agoreport
Vivi, seen here pondering the life and career choices that led her to getting slopped with the nastiest slime known to mankind on literally dozens of occasions . . . with occasional light relief via delicious creamy pies plastering her gorgeous face.
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Photo15 days agoreport
She seems to be really enjoying getting pied, which makes this scene even sexier . . .
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Photo15 days agoreport
Looks like she's about to bite into an invisible 15" hoagie. Could that be the case? (In all seriousness, this feels like a scene out of Greco-Roman mythology, something that was then turned into a dramatic sculpture by some Renaissance-era master. Only you know . . . minus the cream . . . )
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Photo15 days agoreport
"Yes, Yes" indeed!!!! I'm just happy to be an onlooker to this impossibly sexy thing going on right here in this very screenshot. :-P
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Photo15 days agoreport
Tefy has always had my heart. Or maybe it's one of my other organs?
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Photo15 days agoreport
Two months ago, when originally posted, this one sent me to bonertown. Eleven days ago, it worked its magic once again. Today, to quote David Byrne, "Same as it ever was." This one really stands the test of time!
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Photo15 days agoreport
Irina, you are a haunting vision of thoroughly pied femininity here. You look absolutely sensational in all that pie, and Maria also looks radiant and she relishes what she's about to do, pour a bucket of slime over your head.
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Photo16 days agoreport
Yana, for my money the second most gorgeous woman in the E-double I-U (Extended Irinia Isakova Universe), is positively and professionaly plastered here. Lovely work, Ira!
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Photo16 days agoreport
There's no pussingfootying around here with this pie delivery, no delicate light first hit before the rain of pastry hellfire comes thundering down, no ma'am. You are aborbing a tremendous first pie hit here, Irina, delivered with ruthless precision and prejudicial force, a blast so great it creates an absolutely massive ring of splattering cream around your lovely head!
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Photo16 days agoreport
Zoey is so amused that her colleauge has gotten the slime treatment now too . . .
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Photo17 days agoreport
The joy on her face!
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Photo17 days agoreport
Not sure how she even manages to stand upright. . .
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Photo17 days agoreport
The incomparable Kate!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo17 days agoreport
Clean or messy, clothed or unclothed, Zoey is always a vision!
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Photo17 days agoreport
Such a radiant beauty, so ripe for pieing and sliming!!~!!~
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Photo17 days agoreport
Slapstick Archaeology!
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Photo17 days agoreport
Beautiful spirit in a beautiful body getting beautifully slimed. What a smile too! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo17 days agoreport
Triumph of the human spirit!
Photo17 days agoreport
I'm just happy to be here.
Photo17 days agoreport
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Photo: Just getting filthy17 days agoreport
Quite a set of shoulders on this lovely lady!
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Photo: mud happy17 days agoreport
Mesmerizing! 8-|
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Photo: muddy wardrobe malfunction17 days agoreport
Utterly adorable!
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