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A stellar piece of work here!
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Photo3/19/25report
The Attack of Slimezilla!
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Photo3/19/25report
I'm more of a pie guy than a slime stan, but goddamn, sometimes a good sliming can be so satisfyingly sexy! Case in point...see above! (Or see below, if you're seeing this on The Wall...)
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Photo3/19/25report
The Wife lookin' super sexy and taking that slime like the WAM goddess she is!
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Photo3/19/25report
It's from a dating show that I stumbled onto roughly five years ago, and I made stills of it at that time, but at this point have no idea what the name of the show was (and I never knew where it orginially "aired," I just found a clip of it online).
Photo3/18/25report
Know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. . .
Photo3/17/25report
Deciding that this mud is JUST the right consistency!
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Photo3/17/25report
Time for a PARTY! :-)
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Photo3/17/25report
The expression of the model on the right, and also the way she has her hand over her mouth, is also exquisite!
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Photo3/17/25report
Kate demonstrates to the disbelieving villagers once again, beyond any shadow of a doubt, why she is a WAM Goddess Extraordinaire.
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Photo3/17/25report
What a radiant beauty Kate is! That smile could light up a whole city! :loveeyes:
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Photo3/17/25report
Just a STELLAR sliming you've got yourself here!
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Photo3/17/25report
Congrats on being Wammer of the Day -- you deserve it just as richly as you deserve many dozens more pies to your gorgeous kisser and hundreds more gallons of lumpy slime all over your fantastic body!
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User: Chloe of PieroProductions3/13/25report
LOVE that smile... and everything else about this pic too!
Photo: 033/11/25report
Truly adorable expressiveness!
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Photo: 073/11/25report
Such a gorgeous, pie-able face!
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Photo: Can't wait to get messy for my first time in year3/11/25report
That's a truly glorious pic! What's the source of this? Looks like a TV show, and almost certainly a British one . . .
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Photo3/10/25report
She's really ready for the check at this point!
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Photo3/10/25report
Her pants say "commissioned by PieFan2"* but her panties say "I'm gonna keep on dancin' at the Pink Pony Club." (*PieFan2 is a notorious pied-in-white-pants fanatic.)
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Photo3/10/25report
Now THAT is a decadent, deliciously deep-dish, fun-filled, fruit-flavored, flufed-up, creamy, dreamy pieing!
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Photo3/10/25report
Priscilla/Vivi does a masterful job of pretending like she's scared of that pie!
Photo3/10/25report
A true MG classic!
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Photo3/10/25report
Love the red, white and blue color scheme on display here... and also of course those great helpless hands!
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Photo3/10/25report
I've literally never found condiments so appealing as I do in this moment!
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Photo3/10/25report
Tracy at the market, checking the freshness of today's melons . . .
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Photo3/10/25report
Exquisite helpless hands from the about-to-be-glopped Zoey!!!
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Photo3/10/25report
Beautiful woman, beautifully creamed, and great helpless hands too! What is the source of this?!?
Photo3/10/25report
Spectacular!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo3/10/25report
Helpless hands, helpless tits! :loveeyes:
Photo3/10/25report
This is a Jayce video you can buy in her UMD store, the house of mess. I think it is called Cigars and Pies.
Photo3/9/25report
Congrats on nabbing Wammer of the Day again, Rev!
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User: RevSlymsford3/9/25report
She's feelin' it... and now I am too!
Photo3/8/25report
Feelin' groovy . . .
Photo3/8/25report
Ummmmmmmm.... YES!
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Photo3/8/25report
Preparing to do the best version of "jazz hands" ever . . .
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Photo3/8/25report
Francesca is an accomplished dancer of the Hokey Pokey. . .
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Photo3/8/25report
Incredible body, and nice "mud boots" too!
Photo3/8/25report
The muddier the cushion / the sweeter the pushin'.
Photo3/8/25report
Gorgeous girl contemplating future possibilities . . .
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Photo3/8/25report
Some of these possibilites are sweet, if a bit sticky . . .
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Photo3/8/25report
. . . while others are nasty, lumpy, smelly, and bright green in color!
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Photo3/8/25report
Yet another terrifically sexy sliming, and yet more incredible helpless hands!
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Photo3/7/25report
"Oh me, oh my oh / Lily's been pied, oh! / She's runnin' around with her Pie Face on" (to the tune of Gillian Welch's "Look at Miss Ohio")
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Photo3/7/25report
Such a great reaction shot as the slime just begins to hit. And once again... amazing "helpless hands" action from your models! ;-)
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Photo3/7/25report
What a lithe figure Aston cuts. Where's El Greco when we need him?
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Photo3/6/25report
Her cups overfloweth!
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Photo3/6/25report
What a super-sensuous sliming this is!!!
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Photo3/6/25report
What a crazy color combo you've glopped all over the very sexy Anastasia!
Photo3/5/25report
Yet another excellent example of Helpless Hands in action!
Photo3/5/25report
Once again, Zoey demonstrates her commitment in a way that leaves everyone drooling!
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Photo3/3/25report
Jess West, perpetually underrated WAM goddess!
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Photo3/3/25report
The curious thing that scientists could never figure out was how Zoey looked infinitely attractive either totally clean or heavily dipped in chocolate.
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Photo3/3/25report
You shake it to the left . . .
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Photo3/2/25report
You shake it to the right. . .
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Photo3/2/25report
Oooooooh... portents of incredible things to come!
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Photo3/2/25report
Tanya has such long, lustrous hair, I'd really love to see her get some mess as well!
Photo: More loyalty prizes at the Salon!3/2/25report
Anastasia is generous to get herself made up perfectly, knowing full well her makeup and hair will be soon plastered in gooey pie!
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Photo: Anastasia reveals new sales plan!3/2/25report
I love how the tables turn here, and also how the pie-holding hand of the would-be pie thrower in the first panel becomes the helpless hand of the pied beauty in the last two panels!
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Photo: Diana thinks she can pie her Mother!3/2/25report
Incredible aim, Irina! And such a delicious, dreamy target for this dessert-based degradation!
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Photo: A long range pie throw!3/2/25report
Ira, you deliver that chocolate pie sandwich with the ruthless precision of someone who's been on the receiving end of just such a pastry assault more than a few times herself . . . :loveeyes:
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Photo: Jan 1 Ambush of Anna!3/2/25report
What a delicious mess you have made of Natalia!
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Photo: Natalia stays to watch food fight.3/2/25report
Yup, this is indeed a great face to pie!
Photo3/2/25report
An all-out gorgeous gal, a good, game, giving and glamorous face for a chocolate cream pie or four . . .
Photo3/2/25report
Love the look on Zoey's gorgeous face, teetering between amusement and trepidation. She knows that in a minute or so, she too will be as chocolate-covered a cutie as Tracy . . .
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Photo3/2/25report
Shit... Brucetta Banner turned into the Hulkette again and ruined another cute outfit. (As opposed to turning into the She-Hulk, 'cuz this one's no lawyer . . . )
Photo3/2/25report
The Archangel of the WAMpocalypse is Upon Us!
Photo3/2/25report
STAGGERINGLY SEXY!!!
Photo3/2/25report
Slime and boobs is always a stellar combo!
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Photo3/1/25report
More than most helpless hands poses, this one seems to scream: I surrender!
Photo3/1/25report
I'd like her to crush my skull between her powerful thighs. . .
Photo3/1/25report
Beautiful composition plus great and unique helpless hands positioning!
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Photo3/1/25report
Your wife looks incredible!
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Photo2/28/25report
A very festive -- not to mention incredibly sexy -- mess!!!
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Photo2/28/25report
I love how joyful her expression is, the thorough coating of pie on her face, the way the cream is splattered into her hair and down her chest ... and of course those delightfully helpless hands!
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Photo2/28/25report
Just gorgeous!
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Photo2/28/25report
This is the truly gorgeous and incredible Meg of ZTD Productions. She has made a number of my favorite pie videos of all time -- she has the most sensual and downright lustiest way of pieing herself that I've ever seen. Needless to say, I HIGHLY recommend her work. This specific video can be found here:
https://production-zed.umd.net/download_info/afternoon-pie-tease
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Photo2/28/25report
I'm not sure of the specific title but it's a MostWam video starring Sky (shown here) and Lila. (the sixth picture in this post is another screenshot from the same scene.)
Photo2/27/25report
It's from a Wamerica video called Hardcore Curly. You can buy it here:
https://wamerica.umd.net/download_info/hardcore-curly
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Photo2/27/25report
Nicole's incredible body defines the word "lithe." (But I'm a little worried about the way her left arm is bending. . .)
Photo2/27/25report
One of the most fabulously fetching WAM models of all time! :loveeyes: :love: :loveeyes: :love:
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Photo2/27/25report
Paris Kennedy, pondering various tax deductions she'll be eligible for in the next fiscal year.
Photo2/27/25report
So happy to hear this great news!
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User: mrsbee2/26/25report
Hands down the best baby shower of all time!
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Photo2/24/25report
Lia looking more luscious than ever! :love:
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Photo2/24/25report
The inmates are taking over the asylum... and they brought dessert.
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Photo: Booty pies & wedgies all dayyyy 2/24/25report
And the award for best use of light chainmail in a WAM video goes to ... (just kidding, I realize that is some very moist fishnet.)
Photo: Messy hugs <3 I love these ladies so much 2/24/25report
Fill 'er up, Charlie!
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Photo2/24/25report
The look of disgust Larz's face is shooting at Creamy & Darla is just exquisite!
Photo: Pre-mess at our Las Vegas Live Show!2/24/25report
The Wife's million dollar smile always shines through any mess, no matter how thick or how sticky!
Photo2/24/25report
INCREDIBLE action shot!
Photo2/24/25report
You've made such a sexy mess of The Wife!
Photo2/24/25report
Looking great!
Photo2/24/25report
Purple is my favorite color and now more than ever!
Photo2/24/25report
Such enthusiasm!
Photo2/24/25report
Delicious!
Photo: From: 'Happy Valenslimes Day 4'2/24/25report
SSSPPPLLLAAAAAAATTT!!!!
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Photo: From: "Types of Pie"2/24/25report
Slime time on the Island of Misfit Toys!
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Photo2/24/25report
So sexy!
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Photo2/24/25report
One of the sexiest women ever to get pied and slimed, for my money!
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Photo2/23/25report
She'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect har-moan-eeee.
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Video: Pie Art (Paint Pelting!)2/23/25report
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