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I love this so much! Tracy is giving the PERFECT REACTION to a slime dump from above here. Her disbelieving expression bordering on disgust reads "This can NOT be happening to me," while her hands are poised in an ideally helpless way. INCREDIBLY SEXY!
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Why doesn't anything like this ever happen in the restaurants where I eat?!? x-D
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Scene: Viviana's Coffee Break Turns into Humiliation!3/9/26report
I love the way she takes that pie with nothing but sass in her heart, and not much covering her bodacious boobs!
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Self-pie extraordianire!
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A lovely lady in white ,made even lovelier (to me anyway) with the addition of pie and slime. Yum!
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Keep your eyes on the prize!
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Those spaghetti-Os are giving lots of little Os in this photo, but that dildo seems to be on the brink of giving Alora a very big O!
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Pastry detente...
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Astonishingly luscious legs on display here, plus a previously enslaved nipple gains its freedom!
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A double shot of my baby's love, per the sixties frat-rock classic -- now delivered with Russian panache!
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A staggering achievement in human anatomy. Dessert included!
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Photo: Sideshow pie booth3/8/26report
Jesus God, please let me be on the receiving end of this pie, delivered by this woman, world without end, over and over and over again, amen.
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Buttsteak, sweet and meaty! Now served with pie!
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One of the sexiest slime pics of all time, if you ask me!
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These two curvaceous cuties look crazy-sexy-cool at the culmination of their culinary chaos! And I love the way that gorgeous Irina, who engineered Elena's and Maria's mutual humiliation, is smiling smugly in the backdrop. I have no doubt she will pay dearly for this stunt, and frankly, I can't wait to see that either!
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Custard down the dress is exactly what Elena deserved, and a cream-covered Maria was JUST the person to LET HER HAVE IT!
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What a lusciously leggy duo of pie-plastered goddesses!
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Buttsteak, prepare to beat thy baker . . . :-7
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The Glorious Revolution!
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The glorious Alana was always a total pro at getting messy in the sexiest possible ways, even back in her early "Messygirl era."
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Anglefan made an impossibly sexy mess of MJ here!
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The pure, pie-plastered seduction of the immortal Mrs. Bee! Long may you smolder, my queen!
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What a smile! Gotta love Laura of Pied Fun Productions (long defunct, sadly).
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The light at the end of New Jersey's Long Dark Night of the Soul Bridge and Tunnel.
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So sexy! The sicker the plotlines, the thicker the crust and cream that cling to her gorgeous features!
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No, no, no, please no more! My face is aching, my heart is breaking, I just cannot be taking ... any more pies.
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A right thorough pieing.
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Messed 'n distressed.
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Oh Lord, why ME?!?
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The final two stages of grief: Acceptance, and then Bemused Resignation.
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Another wonderful breaking-character moment, where we see Brooke is actually having fun with this shoot.
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A cream-pie-covered clown, a brunette sexpot / Tiptoes softly through my room each night / Just to plaster me with pies and whisper / Don't wash this off, everything will be alright.
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These ladies are nothing if not enthusiastic. All smiles, real show-must-go-on, gotta-sing-gotta-dance type gals. I guess I would be pretty happy too if I got a free hat every time I went to work . . .
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Ellie's doctor bluntly told her she simply wasn't taking enough cherry cream pies to the face, and she was determined to get healthy this time . . .
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Shock and awe, served up with plenty of fresh whipped cream. Also note Molly's lovely little "tiara" of banana filling and crust-chunks!
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Did lovelier eyes ever stare out of a creamy mask of pie filling?
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If this prospective prognosticator was so good at her job, she would've seen this pie barrage coming!
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What happens when two absolute goddesses have multiple creamy pies slammed in their gorgeous faces by their impudent waitress at the latest and most exclusive restaurant in Dallas? Film at eleven!
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Even ordering a pizza for delivery can be a major drama for this high-strung beauty!
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Brooke indulges a moment of pure, unbridled rage. It's kinda hot!
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This brief long shot gives us a quick look at Brooke's rockin' little bod. Yum!
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Breaking character briefly, Brooke actually looks pretty pleased with her presently pie-plastered state of affairs.
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ANOTHER pie in the face?!? What are the motherfudging odds?!? I really HAVE to start staying in a better class of motels. . .
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Now the paranoia sets in . . . there's a pie behind every piece of furniture in the room, waiting to be flung in my face!
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Perfect dishevelment!
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Such a classic pie-impact pic, so perfectly capturing that creamiest moment life has to offer a wayfaring pilgrim.
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Charlotte: So breathtakingly beautiful, so elegant and classy, but yet subject to hundreds of pieings and slimings and the like, such a pride-punctured princess!
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Macy Nikole really knows how to deliver a pie... in this case, right into the gorgeous face of London Evans, sister of Kody.
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Lisa takes a massive, creamy pie, walks up to Sky with it, and REALLY LETS HER HAVE IT!!!!
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Such a comprehensive pieing!
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Zoey is one of the hottest pie recipients in the whole wide WAMiverse!
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The answer to my question came to me on a flaming pie and spake thusly: She is Corey Chase with two C's in her name and at least a couple D's in her bra size.
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More superb pie holding from WAM BAGHEERA's glorious goddesses of glop !!!
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Photo: Things are coming ;)3/6/26report
CORY in her full GLORY!
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Does anyone remember this model's name? it's driving me crazy . . .
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That's a whole tangled mess of long, luscious legs!
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Yet another great expression from Brooke -- she's got dozens of 'em!
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Shocked villager vainly attempts to wipe away the physically harmless but psychologically devastating vengeance she has suffered at the hands of Aphrodite, Goddess of Love and Beauty. A lesson hard-learned: It's crucial not to let vanity get the best of you, because if you're TOO beautiful a woman, even the goddess of beauty herself has been known to grow jealous, and even wrathful.
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That is a truly stellar pie hit. One is all it takes if you really do it right . . .
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GLORP!
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What lovely eyes peering through all that "pie". . .
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Why is Brooke so worried? What could possibly go wrong?!?
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Brooke has a million dollar smile!
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Scarlett just can't believe the events that led to this humiliating circumstance!
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Now here's someone who really knows how to hold a pie!
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:loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: Ghirandelli takes only the most PEERLESS GLOBES and enrobes them in velvety smooth dark chocolate . . . the result is, let's just say, MORE THAN MOUTHWATERING!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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You have reached Lydia, but I can't take your call right now as I'm currently on a VERY important fact-finding mission. Please leave a message. . .
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:loveeyes: Such a TERRIBLY sexy target! :loveeyes:
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Self-attack from the rear . . . but also TO the rear . . . delivered with creamy, dreamy love. I know, I know, it's a bit confusing, but even more than that, it's damn sexy. So there's that!
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Never been a fan of clear slime . . . until the moment I saw this photo! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo: Gunging myself before I toy my Ass3/6/26report
I'm about to lose my motherfudging mind!!!
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sexiest Swamp Thing ever?
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This fine, fine, superfine ass is in immediate need of a banana cream pie spanking!
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Photo: Santa got this sweet ass for Xmas! 3/6/26report
A wammer's dream cum true -- she's got an incredible figure and it's about to get all creamed up!
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Incredibly hot pieing!
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There are so many sexy things about this pic!
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Talk about some luscious legs!
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OOOOF!!!! What a pie hit!
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Her shock is palpable; her pied profile is a thing of glorious beauty!
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Not sure why but I love the way you can still make out her nose between the pies incoming from opposite directions!
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Incredible photo! I love the beatific look on this young woman's face as she lets this reporter have it!
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My god is a bountiful god
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She may have only been hit with one pie per scene, but Ken made sure each and every one of those single pies really counted!
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It's a beautiful day in da neighborhood!
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Love the way she leans into the pie, which also gives us an incredible view of that deep, dark cleavage!
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Confucius say: Face Full of Pie, Heart Full of Happiness!
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Eminently gunge-able gams on this gorgeous gal!
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Pondering Life's Vicissitudes Whilst Coated in Custard and Cream.
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Beautiful Ellie, tragically and erotically subjected to the receiving end of "The Business."
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Photo: When you cum without permission thou shalt be pied3/5/26report
Who in their right mind would green gunge such a gloriously gorgeous gal? (Me, for one! :-P)
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Ellie really knows how to let herself have it!
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Photo: Anyone want an Ellie sandwich? <33/3/26report
This Is the Way / Step Inside.
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The thrill of victory, with no bothersome agony of defeat!
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Photo: See how I got here - out tomorrow <33/3/26report
Triumph of the human spirit, part 42,362.
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Photo: I love how it ran down my body <33/3/26report
Just say yes to everything!
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Photo: Do we think I’m on the naughty or nice list?3/3/26report
A pie to the face really makes you stop and think. . .
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Your legs are astoundingly sexy!
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Photo: I bloody love pink mess!! <3 3/3/26report
(spinning around and throwing hands in the air) "I'm in love, I'm in love, and I don't care who knows it!"
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You can almost taste Ava's chagrin here. . .
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Adorable expression!
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