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And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to custard crust, but this one image redeems them all, slashes our already low prices, and in the darkness binds them. A glorious moment in human history!
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Her charms so insidious, her body bodacious, her smile contagious. All indications forward-facing, all signs point to GO, set your controls for the heart of the sun!
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Another deliciously astounding pie hit pic! Love how the pan from the previous pie hit has barely fallen off of Melody's face as she's totally blasted with the followup pastry!
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Also, holy shit! Look at how badass The Wife looks, about to let Melody really have with yet another pie.
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Magnificent Melody, here confirming that she indeed puts on her hands and feet 5 digits at a time, just like the rest of us.
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Zoey is totally adorable, even when (especially when?) rendered unrecognizable under a slime deluge!
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We've got a real drama queen here, and I wouldn't miss it for the world.
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Buttsteak, sweet and meaty: It's what's for dinner! (For a limited time, our bodacious house buttsteak is served slathered in shaving cream, see attached illustration.)
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No mess is ever enough at The Man and The Wife's All-Night Slime and Pie Shack! :love: :love: :love:
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Gorgeous Melody rises like a phoenix from the creamy aftermath of her humiliation!
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Ellie's lovely poker face is just about to be similarly slathered in sloppy pie . . .
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Just another incredibly sexy, messy moment at The Man and The Wife Messy HQ!
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Amazing pie coverage, a sexy as hell model (Zoey; in case you can't tell under all those pies!), and just about the best helpless hands pose ever!
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hmmmmI see everything is working out just the way the prophets of the Old Testament said they would!
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Excellent pie coverage, helpless hands, plus a lovely model = pie lover's paradise!
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Perfect expression of shock from The Wife just as the slime deluge begins!
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Utterly delicious! An amazing pied-in-purple moment with the magnificent Ellie.
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What an absolutely delicious-looking pied face, guessing this one is coconut cream! (I do realize it's all an AI fever dream, but it's an especially vivid one, pie-wise!)
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What an incredible "pie reception stance"! Love the knock-knees and that dress is great too!!!
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Love everything about Lilly's look here - the sexy pose, the thick and expansive remains of the massive sliming she's just taken, her disgusted expression, which goes perfectly with that angry hand on hip, and those striped tube socks... it all adds up to something really special!
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Hello whiteness, my old friend. You're mixed with chocolate once again.
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This pic is really reminiscent to me of Katy Perry, a hot celeb who's enjoyed her fair share (and then some) of pies to the puss.
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Love that very thorough pieing and with a purple pie of all things! Kind of a rarity, the purple pie . . . wish we saw more of them!
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Delicious WAM action! Yana really let herself have it! Love that third panel... and the fourth is wonderful too!
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Arrest me please, Melody! And don't go easy on me, really LET ME HAVE IT! You are without doubt the hottest officer on the entire Pie Patrol payroll!
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About as classic a WAM photo as you can get! Love Nicole's helpless hands and the way she's been so thoroughly and deliciously pied, plus her open-mouthed astonishment at her creamy fate, and best of all, the utter disbelief on Taylor's still-clean face , knowing she's going to get a similar treatment in a matter of moments . . .
Love this! Generally I'm not a fan of starting a messy barrage with a pie hat, but this one is really appealing. Partially because it seems messier than a usual pie hat and partially because of the subtle shift in Alyona's expression pre- and post-pie hat. She's clearly smiling in the first panel and then in the second she looks vaguely annoyed, as though she's thinking, "Ugh, not this again!"
Another great one! This new Elena (new to me anyway, I still remember the one with shorter dark hair from long ago) is gorgeous, and you really let her have it!! I love the third panel, where you've inserted yourself seamlesssly to give Elena the pie sandwich she so richly deserves; the fourth panel is great too, with almost two full pie crusts plastered to the sides of Elena's lovely head!
So well done, Ira! As you can imagine I really love that middle panel where we get to see you plant that pie in Alyona's lovely face with ruthless precision! You pulled off that illusion INCREDIBLY well, I am so jealous of your newfound skills at this art form!
SIMPLY, SLOPPILY, SENSATIONALLY SEXY SLAPSTICK SILLINESS!
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That is such a fabulous dress to get pied in, and that particular pie is exceptionally delicious and messy looking. I also love how you've splattered the whipped cream all around Elena's chest and streaked it through her hair. an all-around sensational job, Ira!
That's an impressive glopping you've given Nastia! I know from experience it is really hard to create good messyfakes involving slime (somehow pies are much easier to do) but you are getting really good at it, and much better at it than I was ever able to do myself!
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Has Kate discovered some secret portal to a Nickolodeon-flavored cartoon universe? That purple and neon lime green pie is a trip into some parallel and devilishly delicious dimension. And there is such a gorgeous tapestry of other messy colors splattered through Kate's hair and dripping down her neck and slathered generously across the bodaciousness of her breasts that it's hard to believe this remarkable sight actually transpired on our own mortal plane, and yet various authorities from the worlds of science, art, and entertainment have assured me that this is, in fact, the case.
Perhaps the most beautiful eyes in the whole wide WAMiverse belong to Jayce. :-7
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Michelangelo really missed out when he decided not to cast this image like a shadow into stone.
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