WOW! I love this pic so much. Even though, as you know, I'm much more of a pie guy than a slime stan, I think this is one of your best virtual mess pics ever, Irina! The best thing about it, of course, is the exquisite expression on your face: "God -- THIS again?" you seem to be thinking as you are forced to endure the latest in the series of seemingly endless messy humiliations that the universe seems intent on bringing your way. Also, I love the comprehensivenss of the slime coverage, the way it's just "glooping" down off of your head, your arms, and even the book you're holding in so many discrete streams. Twenty-four thumbs up! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
A pure, iconic pied face for the ages! I think this may well be the first pie ever taken by a SlapstickStuff model -- I'm almost certain it's the first pie scene Rich ever shot (at least for public consumption with a paid model), although the model may have been hit with the first two pies at the point this pic was taken, not sure.
Your smile could light up half a continent and your boobs could knock a grown man out cold if he attempted a messy motorboat on you after you'd been WAMmed. :-P
Photo: The capital of Nigeria is not Lagos :(10/6/25report
I know (thanks to your detailed new blog) that it's not your first preference in clownwear, but I have to say you do make an for an incredibly gorgeous and sexy clown when you go this route. :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
I can totally see why you NEEDED to give Elena the full WAM treatment in that outfit, Irina. I also love your sassy hands-on-hip stance in the final panel!
Peyton, your shocked and helpless pose here, with your face full of pie, your hands splayed out in helpless horror, and (projecting here) your loins on fire with wild desire, this is just about the sexiest thing I've ever seen!
Ah, the simple pleasures in life ... pretty girl, pink t-shirt, native vegetation, ugly white fence. Oh did I forget to mention a huge pie to the face of that pretty girl in the pink t-shirt? Must not forget that part -- really ties the whole photo together.
Imagined dialogue:
Woman in white-ish outfit: "Have you ever thought about taking a pie in the face?"
Woman in blue: "You know, that has NEVER crossed my mind..."
What a wildly colorful disgrace you have made of poor Zoey! All the different bright colors of pie remind me of the great pie videos that Zeta did for the short-lived Casewam store.
The bruntte on the right is stunning. Wish I could see her much more thoroughly messed than this! (Seems like she wouldn't exactly be opposed either. ;P )
My god, in a perfect universe, this woman is about to catch a flying banana cream pie with her gorgeous face. She's already struck the perfect helpless hands pose here and those breasts are beyond perfect. . .