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They never warned Willow about this sort of thing in finishing school!
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An amazing sequence of events. :loveeyes:
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Just stunning!
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So beautiful, Sooty! You seem to maybe even be enjoying all the pie you are wearing?
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She's looking quite happy here ... not to mention sexy as hell!
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This is some real Rear of the Year material here!
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I know! I have a hard time believing it myself . . .
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A new WAM Goddess has arisen in our midst! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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So humiliating... and so, so sexy.
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Just a wee bit of a slime-covered sex goddess named Willow in the french maid format, howling at the moon, but from the indoors ... and when it's broad daylight outdoors no less. (But, hey, the moon is still there during the day, after all, we just can't see it.)
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This is even more stunning than the earlier pie pic-- that slime looks incredible coating Valerie's head and Lilly's and Steph's expressions of glee ant her humiliation are even better!
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Love everything about this pic -- Valerie's lovely head enveloped in pie, her pie tin hat, her helpless left hand, her lap full of whipped cream, not to mention the happily shocked looks on the faces of her friends.
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Positively shocking!
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As Mellencamp once put it: "Suckin' on a chili dog, outside the Tastee Freeze..."
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I'd like to report a Bodacious Bakery Brutality in progress . . .
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Love the complimentary colors of slime!
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Trying again -- can anyone point me to the original photo this is based on?
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I never wondered about how the UMD's own Messy Irina would look getting pied in black and white, but now I know!
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I absolutely LOVE how much fun the curly-headed model is having doing this to her friend!
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This pic is so sexy and so ripe with potential, I almost can't stand to look at it... and then when I do, I can't tear my eyes away!
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Seduction personified! 8-|
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Willow sure makes a fabulously fetching french maid!
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I may NEVER get over seeing this pic! 8-D
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Proof positive that pie is both for wearing AND eating! :-P
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Talia (the one in the yellow shirt) is sex on a stick!
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Love Messy Miss Marie's knock-kneed pose here -- makes her seem even more sexy and helpless than she already is here!
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Love the positioning of Brett's hands here -- as if she can somehow ward off her own inevitable slime-y fate with them!
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(singing modified 80s TV show theme song):
Boob to boob, a couple of silver spoons...
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Lexi was a crappy baker -- look how the b-day cake she baked for Brianna turned out! -- but she made for a very sexy plate for Brianna to eat the cake off of!
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Gorgeous Fawn. :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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I don't love the gray color of that pie -- what is it, a cement cream pie? :-P -- but Amber's helpless hands are positively exquisite!
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Nothing more refreshing than a cool, minty cream pie to the kisser!
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The belle of the ball got herself a lil' messy...
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Milk, it does a body good!
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Lexi is certainly a luscious, leggy lady!
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Lexi's got the passion for splashin' . . .
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Lexi puckers up for incoming pies!
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Such a charming smile! :)
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Lexi has a little fun with Brianna Ray . . .
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Mutually assured whipped cream destruction!
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Absolutely delicious aftermath!
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Beautiful action shot of Laura taking yet another real cream pie straight to the kisser!
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The non-stop pie barrage briefly pauses , allowing Laura a moment of reflective introspection.
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Laura could take big creamy pies to her gorgeous face like a real pro. :loveeyes:
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One of the loveliest WAM models ever, imho!
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...and the pie plastered fun has only just begun here!
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Amber's shapely ass + pie = pure WAM magic!
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Stunning trio of leggy WAM beauties!
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Incredible helpless hands pic!
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Staggeringly sexy!
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The Cream Pie Cometh... and Willow looks like she may even be looking forward to it!
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Seductively sloppy! x-D
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Amber's a stunning example of the female form.
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Now THAT'S a face full of pie! 8-D
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Amber's fetching backside plastered in pies! :loveeyes:
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Looking great and gleefully playing in a tub of blue goo
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Amber is simply one of the best pie recipients ever!
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Willow takin' it topless and creamy like the champ she is!
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Wonderful Willow with hands on hips, pie all over her lovely face, and her boobs about to break free of their shirt-y confines . . .
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A shocking turn of events for beautiful, bare-breasted Willow!
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It's no wonder the audience loves to see Willow pied: She takes pie after pie like the sexy, incredible trooper she is -- in her face, on her chest, on her ass, and even in her luscious lap!
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Unfortunately for Willow, the audience ended up being much less invested in her trick of talking pies and much more excited by her trick of taking pies in the face during the act of sex!
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Willow practices her act with the ultimate ventriloquist challenge: The banana cream pie in her left hand appears to be speaking to the audience while Willow is busy chugging a beverage!
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Voluptuousness, thy name is Willow!
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A feast for the eyes, but a tactile treat as well -- at least for Katie Cooper herself, seen her massaging her own gunge-glazed globes!
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To paraphrase William Blake: "If the legs of perception were spread wide open, all things would appear infinite."
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Amber prepares for her first pie facial of the day . . .
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Amber and Sky, two exceptionally beautiful specimens! Thank the Lord above they both got very messy many, many times! (Also, do not Amber's legs look AMAZING here?!?)
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A very classy look for Amber, with a black turtleneck and green cream "pielights".
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Amber's Ass for the Ages!
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The Beautiful and Bodacious Zoey Chanel is Slime-y and Chagrined.
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A slime-y smooch to remember!
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Slather it on!
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Some exquisitely helpless hands here! (Not to mention Zoey's stunning female form bedecked in chunky green slime. . . 8-D )
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I love what a good time she seems to be having with this. I also like how much whipped cream is going down her top!
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Willow whistles while she works . . . very fetchingly, I might add. ;-)
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Amber has become a true work of WAM art here.
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Pretty in pink!
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Amber's shapely ass is delicious with or without pie!
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Amber is the queen of animated facial expressions!
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Amber wears pies spectacularly well!
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Scrumptious buttsteak with an orange gunge glaze: It's what's for dinner!!!!
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Yet another Zoey pic that's almost too sexy to even look at! 8-D
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Some exquisitely hapless, helpless hands here!
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Who dared to pie the Purple-Haired Princess?!? (You can't see her purple hair in this pic, under all the pie, but trust me, it's there!)
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Kaydens in a fit of slimy, sexy, impotent rage.
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Amber's sly look tells the tale that she completely doesn't mind the pies she's about to have smashed in her gorgeous kisser.
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Pulling her own purple pigtail playfully, while nude and slathered in chocloate frosting and lord knows what else, Kaydens re-iterates her own uniqueness in the wacky world of WAM.
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Incredible legs on an incredible woman! Would be a real shame if anything MESSY were to happen to her . . .
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I feel like looking at this pic is almost like flying to close to the sun -- my eye sockets are in danger of burning out and the wax that holds my wings together are about to melt, sending me plummeting to my death on the ground far below ... but maybe just maybe it was all worth it?!?! :-7
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I stand corrected! :-P
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No one would EVER dream of pieing this adorable face . . . right?!? :-7
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Amazing pic! Love how thick the cream is on her face and also how it is so streaked through her hair!
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Photo: She wanted to try after seeing me!8/7/25report
Amazing pic! Love how thick the cream is on her face and also how it is so streaked through her hair!
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Photo: She wanted to try after seeing me!8/7/25report
I know a huge chunk of UMDers are completely unmoved by AI, but this clip moves me every time. (In my pants.)
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Piedpinups, I can't believe you have pie hits of this quality and you're just letting them sit unreleased in your vault. I impolore you, sir, please free this clip -- and all the other classics you're keeping to yourself!
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Nothing to see here -- except pure, unbridled sexiness -- Move along.
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Looks like she's had her head dipped in wax at a candle-making place! (The effect is so crazy I thought this pic was AI generated for the first few seconds I saw it.)
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Now that is one bodacious backside!
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Th e Lady Doth Protest Too Much... or is it Just the Right Amount?
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