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What an incredible find this woman is for the wacky world of WAM... just GLORIOUS!
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Forum pic7/30/25report
This brand of unbridled exuberance cannot be bought or faked! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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This brand of unbridled exuberance cannot be bought or faked!
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AnglefanNC11 - Lana & Livvy pt 1
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Forum pic7/30/25report
This whole series of pics is an incredibly sexy depiction of pie teasing. A little later in the thread there is a series of 27 animated gifs depicting the pieings themselves -- don't miss these!
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Forum pic7/20/25report
I love the way both of these beautiful babes are gazing down longingly into the pie, especially the one who's about to GET IT! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Forum pic7/20/25report
The about-to-be pie victim looks radiant, and if she's got any trepidation about the creamy faceful of fate she's about to receive, it doesn't show. If anything, she seems to be looking forward to it . . .
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Forum pic7/20/25report
Love how much the pie holder is enjoying humiliating her friend!
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Forum pic7/18/25report
Gotta love this woman's devilish smile, and of course her rockin' bod!
Forum pic7/18/25report
Love the sass on that pie pusher, doesn't hurt that she's incredibly sexy either, of course!
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Forum pic7/18/25report
...and here is the grand (rear) end of Alba's journey! :-P
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Forum pic7/18/25report
Alba is already a gloriously gooey mess just one pie into this particular humiliation journey!
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Forum pic7/18/25report
Personally, I would've rather seen the dark-haired babe smash that pie right into the blonde's face, but they are both having so much fun and laughing so contagiously that I love this anyway!
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Forum pic7/18/25report
This is impossibly hot! What an incredible tease! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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It's so sexy the way these two sexy synthetic babes are teasing this guy!
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Forum pic7/18/25report
Ira has never looked more stunning than she does in this elegant silver dress. But here we see concern cross her gorgeous face as she realizes the creamy comeuppance she's about to endure . . .
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Forum pic7/18/25report
Mmmmpppppphhhh!!! Anna and Elena really let Ira have it with an extremely humiliating and gloriously gooey chocolate pudding pie sandwich to her lovely head!
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Forum pic7/18/25report
Funny how everyone but Ira is wearing a huge smile here! Ira is too busy wearing half a dozen chocolate and caramel cream pies all over her face and chest! She does look spectacular in that dress, I hope it can be salvaged for future escapades!
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Forum pic7/18/25report
Impossibly gorgeous gal falls victim to the glop-o-rama, and the world is a better place for it!!!!
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Photo7/17/25report
Some truly incredible splatter here! Also, it must be noted, this is an EXTREMELY attractive recipient, catching a powerful pie-pelting in her pretty puss so purposefully, so passively, with her arms calmly at her sides. She is an incredible trooper!
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Forum pic7/17/25report
Just a completely glorious, sexy mess!
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Forum pic7/17/25report
Dual pie hits are usually at least half-disappointing, with a weak hit on at least one of the two people involved. But this one is SHEER GOLD!
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Forum pic7/17/25report
:loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: One of the most magnificent moments in WAM History!
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Forum pic7/17/25report
Appears to be an exceptionally delicious banana cream pie hitting this exceptionally delicious young lady's face with seriously sloppy force!
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Forum pic7/17/25report
Yay, another boobalicious babe gets an exploding pie to the face!
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Forum pic7/17/25report
Wow, lovely target and one of the most explosive pie hits ever!
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Forum pic7/17/25report
Just absokutely, flabbergastingly sexy! Excellent work!
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Forum pic7/17/25report
Holy shit, what an awesome faceful!
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Photo: What are you saying?7/17/25report
Amazing action shot!
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Photo: SPLAT!!!7/17/25report
Very reminiscent of something the immortal Mrs. Bee would do in real life!
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Forum pic7/15/25report
Wow, gotta love a woman getting well pied in such an elegant dress! I really like all the whip cream splatter in her hair too. . .
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Forum pic7/15/25report
Love the expression on the clean girl's face. She seems positively transfixed by the complete mess she's making of her friend!
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I love how happy the woman holding the back of her head is! Also love how the pie victim's arms are hanging helplessly at her sides!
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This pie cream looks a bit too much like glue for my tastes, but I really LOVE the expression of absolute glee on the pie pusher's face here!
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Another nearly perfect impact shot -- the wonderful helpless hands, the ponytail sent flying backward, and the explosive pie hit itself all add up to a totally delightful and very visceral image. Chef's kiss!
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Forum pic7/15/25report
I think this one might give me a nightmare or two.
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Forum pic7/15/25report
Incredible color scheme (clothing and all the slimes), all over an incredible woman! :loveeyes:
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Photo7/14/25report
WOW! You've never looked lovelier, Sooty! The new hair is really great -- but so is the rest of you! Hubba hubba hubba to the billionth power!
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Photo: New hair gunged7/14/25report
Helpless hands extraordianire -- and so much more! Kate, you've made made a gloriously sexy mess so well and so many dozens (hundreds?) of times, the mind wobbles!
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Photo7/14/25report
Kate, you're more impossibly hot than ever before! You're one woman who really knows how to hold a pie -- or catch one with your gorgeous face! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo7/14/25report
Another impeccable synthetic pie strike! Love the pan hanging onto her face, the helpless hand(s), and especially all the delicious splatter down her perky boobs, so wonderfully displayed by that neoprene unitard!
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Forum pic7/14/25report
What an incredible pie reception pose! I love everything about this!
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LOVE THIS!!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
I adore the way the pie's impact sends her blonde locks flying! And of course those perfectly helpless hands!!!
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Forum pic7/14/25report
Boobalicious babe -- good times & great oldies!
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Photo: April Showers7/12/25report
Still a sexy today as it was (gasp) ten years ago!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo7/12/25report
A staggeringly sexy hypothetical woman with truly blockbuster body! 8-D
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Forum pic7/12/25report
Zoey does a great job of playacting an incredibly unhappy camper., looking sexy as fuck all the while!
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Forum pic7/11/25report
Another amazing pose of shock from Patty, complete helplessness in the face of her messy humiliation! :loveeyes:
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Photo: improvised chocolate fountain7/11/25report
The glory of Zoey is captured perfectly in this shot -- the wide-open-mouthed shock from the fresh wallop of pie to her pretty face, her bodacious boobs, and those exquisitely helpless hands!
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Forum pic7/11/25report
A WAM goddess in her full, unrepentently gooey glory!
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Forum pic7/11/25report
Love this! Patty has an incredible body and is an expert in poses of complete helplessness.
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Photo7/11/25report
Oh, that incredible, heart-warming smile! And oh, those remarkable, dick-stiffening boobs!
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Forum pic7/11/25report
What a totally sexy and splat-acular photo! The pie recipient's pose couldn't be any more perfectly helpless. :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo: The creamiest pie you've ever seen....7/10/25report
The modern day equivalent of releasing the Kraken . . . x-D
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Forum pic7/10/25report
Love this gorgeous gal with her mischievous look, her weird but sexy dress, and her creamy cream pie. Can anyone identify the source photo?
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Photo7/10/25report
Just another ultra-messy day in the life of accident-prone bombshell Zoey Chanel!
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Forum pic7/10/25report
There's no getting around it -- this pic is SUPER-SEXY!!!
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Photo: Say Pie!!!7/10/25report
Zoey is SO tantalizing holding that pie, all fresh and clean, so blonde, so beautiful, so bursting with boobalicious bodaciousness.
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Forum pic7/10/25report
Bringing out the big guns . . . 8-|
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Zoey sure knows how to take a pie to the kisser in a BIG, BIG WAY!
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All hail the WAM Gods and Goddesses who through their divine intervention made this incredible vision possible for us mere mortals to enjoy!
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Zoey ponders the undulating vicissitudes of existence as she endures her umpteenth pie barrage. . .
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Forum pic7/10/25report
Such an amazing action shot ... bulls-eye pie hit to Zoey's lovely face, blonde hair flying, bodacious bazongas bouncing free, and oh, those perfectly poised helpless hands!
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Forum pic7/10/25report
This pastry-based gender reveal stunt proved inconclusive.
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What a gorgeous pied face! :loveeyes:
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It just doesn't get any sexier! (Feel free to prove me wrong, but HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA )
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Forum pic7/9/25report
As with most things, WAM is more about the journey than the destination. And this looks like one incredibly erotic journey! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo7/9/25report
Alana, you're looking as sexy as ever!
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Forum pic7/9/25report
I'm in sweltering southern Arizona heat right now... 105 degrees at present ... so this looks even better to me than it does to most WAM fans. . .
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Photo7/7/25report
Kate's happiness about pi day/pie day is positively contagious.
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Photo: Happy Pi day, let's celebrate our favorite holida7/7/25report
I feel like I've died and gone to the beergarden of my dreams . . .
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Photo7/7/25report
This unspeakably fantastic model + PiedPinups ultra-professional pie technique = a massive slice of WAM paradise!
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Photo: more breaking news7/6/25report
The gif that keeps on giving! :-P
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Photo: oh no not again!7/6/25report
It's like her whole hand disappeared into a magical land... Wizard! :-P
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Forum pic7/6/25report
Holy hell, this is an impossibly sexy action shot! Incredible impact, glorious splatter, textbook definition helpless hands, and of course those incredible tits!
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Forum pic7/6/25report
So freaking hot... it's almost like she's doing the Price Is Right hand modeling thing to show off her own dessert-based humiliation! (Or perhaps she's just highlighting her FABUOLOUS boobs!)
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Forum pic7/6/25report
EPIC!!!
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Photo7/6/25report
Most erotic semaphore message of all time? Discuss.
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Forum pic7/5/25report
Well, she can't set her drink there for the time being, as the slime would cause it to slide right off . . .
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Photo7/5/25report
BUTTSTEAK: It's what's for goddamned dinner!
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Photo7/5/25report
Whoever knew the WAM Repture would be so ECSTATIC?!?
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Photo7/4/25report
Kate, you couldn't get any more adorable if you tried. That smile, my God. . .
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Photo7/4/25report
Behold! A true WAM goddess!
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Photo7/4/25report
Impossibly great slime reception post. As always, I love the helpless hands, but there's honestly nothing here at all that I don't love!
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Photo7/4/25report
I just fell in love with Kate again, for like the 563rd time . . . :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo7/4/25report
AGREED! She seems to divide opinion among WAM fans, with many people not caring for her, but I can't imagine why that would be the case. For me, Lane was one of the greats! "I'm already CREAMY being hearing between you two girls, so why don't you CREAM ME?!?" she asks, cleverly, in the video shown above (I think that's the one anyway.) MG says he let her basically come up with all her own dialogue because it was far better than anything he could write for her.
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Photo7/4/25report
A very lovely mystery pie victim indeed! I hope someone can point us toward this video!!!!
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Forum pic7/4/25report
She goes through a whole range of emotion in a matter of seconds, love it!
Forum pic7/3/25report
She appears to be hyperventilating . . .
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Forum pic7/3/25report
Fantastic work!
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Forum pic7/3/25report
Love these helpless hands. And also how happy the pie-pusher looks at what she's accomplishing!
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Forum pic7/3/25report
If Tim Buton directed a WAM video, it might look a lil' sumpin' like this . . . :-P
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Forum pic7/3/25report
Love this up-close look at the dessert menu!
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Forum pic7/3/25report
Love the helpless hands here!
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Forum pic7/3/25report
Damn, that's one smoldering beauty, even if she is synthetic!
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Photo7/3/25report
Ira, your vital role in this meeting is greatly appreciated. That WAS a terrifically messy pieing, as you note above, and it's amazing how much of that bright pink slime fit into that little bucket, only to end up all over you. The laws of physics may actually be bending in your presence, in order that you may be rendered a maximum mess! If you feel it's unfair that even mother nature is against you, I'd say that's just part of your job description as the Sexiest Stoogette Ever!
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Photo: Ira plays a vital role in a meeting!7/3/25report
So classic. Both ladies look absolutely lovely before and after their pieings. I'm especially fond of the image of Yana so well plastered in pastry! And to be honest, purple is my favorite color, so seeing both gorgeous women pied in purple tops makes it extra special for me!!! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo: Pied Receptionists!7/3/25report
Don't have the link but it's a free video posted by UMD member Johnnypie.
Forum pic7/2/25report
I'm truly glad she's having such fun with it . . .
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ONCE MORE. . . WITH FEELING!
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