Comments by Gurph Morlicks

A refreshing re-examination of the dessert menu.

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This Will Be the (Rear) End of Everything!

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...in her Natural Habitat!!!

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Just another day in the office for the intrepid Ms. Oneer . . .

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A real sticky situation, a treacle tribute/salute to those we've left behind.

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The expressions on both women here are so great! They're both so nicely engaged in the conversation and the one in black is completely oblivious to what's about to happen with that pie. . .

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Let all the bells in churchdom ring to sound the news -- Sooty has been slimed, and definitively so!

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I'm afraid there's been a terrible misunderstanding concerning the dessert menu . . .

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There's something deliciously perfect about this one!

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Such a naughty look is certainly calling out for something or other. . .

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Call me simple, call me complacent, but I'm just happy to be here on Earth while such events are transpiring somewhere on the same planet.

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Just an (impossibly gorgeous) gal, her big black pipe, and a smooth white receptacle below it.

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The dukes and barons of the elements of the best of every possible world had a meeting and everybody pitched in only the freshest ingredients and baked it fresh every day until they achieved this perfection (see photo).

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Wake the neighbors, phone the kids, the WAM Rapture Is Upon Us!

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"surveying the devastation" . . .

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Such a solid hit I can almost taste that pie from here!

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Jade's body is a wonderland, and the slime somehow knows all the best places to go, too ... cascading over her beautiful face, blanketing her bodacious boobs, pooling up in her luscious lap . . . :loveeyes: ;-) :loveeyes:

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Red hot and randy, rump-shaking good times with Kaydens!

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Jade is one of the loveliest models in all of WAM. Granted, you can't see her face at all here under all that slime, but you can see her features elsewhere and they are beatific. Meanwhile, in the photo at hand ... those boobs of hers are IMPOSSIBLY sexy! Each one of them deserves its own fan club!

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Yet another incredible helpless hands pose! DEEEEEELicious!

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Jade's ass is one of the seven wonders of the information age!

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Jade really let Ripley have it here!

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Love the playful look on Larz's face here, and especially the way she's slightly biting her tongue... she's SO looking forward to letting Jade have that pie in her gorgeous kisser... and I must admit, I'm SO looking forward to it myself! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

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Jade is so thermally potent (i.e. hot AF) that she's about to reach escape velocity ... from her pants!

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Jade fondling Riley's merchandise . . . :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

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With a face full of pie and a heart full of slime, Kaydens sauntered out on to the world stage . . .

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Love this look for her!

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That's one hell of a slime deluge! Great "target" too!

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Love this EXPLOSIVE pie-in-the-face action!

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INCREDIBLE pic!

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The possibilities are (rear) end-less!

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Q: I'm wondering if you could sign my petition?
A: Now isn't the best time.

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Now that's an ass and a half, and I mean that as a big compliment! Jesus, somebody get that derriere some dessert, somebody slap a big banana cream pie on those bodacious buttocks before they catch fire from being so friggin' hot!

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Didn't I see something similar on an episode of Who's the Boss? :-P

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Marie always goes better with chocolate!

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Ye olde one-two!

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Buttsteak: It's what's for dinner!

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I love the view down here on the floor! :loveeyes:

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Marie pauses to ponder her life choices.

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Oooooof!

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The WAM Rapture is upon us, yet again!

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Now this is a wildly erotic good time!

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God, I'm not normally a fan of beans but THIS? This could convert me!

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Total babe!

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Holy hell! What a sexy pic!

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Gorgeous gal! (See more pics of her in this same forum thread.)

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Mama always told me not to look straight into the Sun/Oh but mama, that's where all the fun is! (Starring Kate as The Sun.)

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What a perfect look of disgust!

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Here's one to grow on.
(I hope my pants survive!)

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Looking totally gorgeous, legzzz in full effect, pie well planted in pretty face!

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Standing in the Shadows of Love, Kneeling at the Alter of Pie.

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Clearly a delicious companion piece to Munch's endlessly famous painting The Scream.

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Always lovely to see someone get their gunge cherry popped, especially when they are as fetching -- and nude! -- as Faerie Willow here.

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If that tongue could only talk, the stories it would tell. Oh, wait...

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What an epic journey you are taking here, Sooty! It's like a slapstick retelling of Homer's Odyssey, in a way.

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The best feeling in sports!

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Perfect helpless hands, wow! Also, needless to say but I'll say it anyway, her boobs look amazing here.

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Nothing can stop a love like this!

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Mine eyes have seen the Glory of WAM on full display!

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Love the expression on Scarlet Rose's face, as well as her impossibly perfect, slime-covered boobs.

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Congrats on being WOTD again, Sooty! Your journey through the world of WAM has been breathtaking, and I'm sure will continue to be so!

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Love the way your beautiful brunette hair is so elegantly splayed on the ground. Love the amazing coverage of that pie. Love the way your nose is showing through the cream. In other words, I have a lot of love in my heart for this pic. Or maybe I mean a rather different organ than the heart. In any event, there ain't no doubt I LOVE THIS!!!

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Such a sly, sexy glance at the camera, whilst lickin' the pie.

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Didn't El Greco paint a very similar scene?

I kid, but this is gorgeous!

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Love the meager smile on Fearie's face and her posture of defeat.

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Good god, I'm not really even much a fan of this UK type of translucent gunge, but this is SEXY AS HELL! The pose that Scarlet Rose strikes here is phenomenal -- mouth wide open in shock, back arched so as to thrust her magical tits very much to the fore, and incredible helpless hands. Chef's Kiss!!!

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Would love to send a pair of pies flying at those succulent cheeks!

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I have to disagree... Marie + that green dress + a contrasting green slime + creamy pies = a great look!

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Yet more amazing WAMwork, Sooty!

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A totally delicious mess!

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A very sexy way to pie yourself with gusto!

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It's from PieFightGirls' absolutely classic scene Heather Vs Paris. Very low-res by today's standards (I think it's about 30 years old now) but one of my very favorite WAM scenes anybody has ever done.

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Thanks so much for the link!

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This is one sultry AI pieing!

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PAIGE

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Apparently, this moist and comely young woman mistook a medium-sized cream pie for her monocle. Oh, the indignity!

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My lord, the fresh-faced "model" in the middle is tremendously appealing! She seems a little nervous but not at all dreading the creamy fate that awaits her.

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On the borderline of becoming a deliciously decadent good time!

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That impossible backside . . .

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Those incredible eyes . . .

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You are absolutely glowing, Kate! How on earth do you keep getting more and more gorgeous?!?

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This is a very interesting helpless hands pose -- it seems to scream, "Look at this showroom full of fabulous prizes!"

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WOW, so ripe with potential. Would love to see a follow up pic where that ultra-sultry brunette is wearing her first pie or three!

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Love her reactions, esepcially the very animated pre-slime dread! Looks like 90% of that first massive blob of slime landed in her lap which is just out of "camera range." Would be great to be able to actually see that happen. Although this brief gif is plenty entertaining as is, don't get me wrong!