My Comments
BUTTSTEAK, sweet and meaty. It's what's for dinner!
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Forum pic10/10/24report
Between the messy productions of Baron von SStuff and those of the wicked Duke of Anglefan, Carrie must have caught several hundred pies with her gorgeous face during her relatively long career as a WAM model. How she continued to do take pie after pie after pie and be unfailingly cheerful about it is a goddamned modern day miracle.
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Alicious Milano, with a full face of makeup, awaits reception of a forceful faceful of cake. Is it any wonder her name rhymes with Deeelicious?!?
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Beautiful spirit, trapped in a world she did not create.
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Honest to God, this is an esteemed opera singer about to get pied. And she had to get pied during each performance of whatever opera this is (I forget, not that the title meant anything to me). What a trooper!
Forum pic10/9/24report
Ridiculously sexy, this!
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Kymberly really likes she's going to enjoy this pie.
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Love the joyful expression of this girl in the face of impending indignity, incoming pie impact against her pretty face in T minus 2 seconds and counting...
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An utterly adorable expression on the gal who's about to get it good!
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This moment is SO ripe with pie-ssibilities! These beautiful babes look completely shocked to be on the brink of a vicious pastry war, and yet here they are loaded up with sweet, sticky ammo and ready to GOOOOO...
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The lovely Lisa, about to catch her creamy comeuppance -- right in her gorgeous kisser!
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It is al always an IMMENSE pleasure to see Zoey plastered with a pie!
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So much fun happening here! And I gotta say I would love to pied by Sky and Cassie. But I would love to be pied by Charlotte even more, she cut such a gorgeous and commanding figure as she strode toward any other model with a pie in her hand.
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Forum pic10/8/24report
Superb! What a stunning target! It's too much to hope there are photos of what happens in the next few seconds, I assume...?
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DAISY IS ULTRA-HOT! Love her sass, love her class, love her tremendous WAM chutzpah. And also, of course, she's gorgeous as all get out.
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SO. FUCKING. DELICIOUS. Sexuality is always just radiating out of every pore of Amy's body.
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The future is here!
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Abi silently re-evaluating her life choices.
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Goddess material!
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An open invitation to paradise!
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Suddenly, somehow. . . I actually WANT to be arrested. But only by Officer Melody!
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Photo: From: 'You Can't Do That On Set #7'9/26/24report
Glorious! There must be impeccable wam reaction genes in Melody's family!
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Forum pic9/23/24report
Melody's endless charisma never fails to bring me to my knees. . .
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All the chocolate slime in the world can never completely cover up your glorious smile, Kate!
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Forum pic9/11/24report
Kate, you are so slimy, so sexy, so statuesque!
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Reason 2,954 why Kate is one of the all-time WAM greats!
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"-----"How are things in your town?"------"
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Making them an offer they can't refuse. . .
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Consider me bewitched. . .
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Holy hell what a gloriously sexy mess you have made of yourself, Jayce!!!!
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Just a stunningly erotic image!
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Forum pic9/6/24report
Now this is just LUDICROUSLY sexy!!!
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Another great pic from this marvelous pie fight series, practically bursting with big-hearted joy. The updo on the woman on the left (in the forefront) is fabulous too!
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Forum pic8/28/24report
This pie fight series feels kind of unique among AI pie fight portraits, and I'm not completely sure why, but I completely adore it! There is a lot of joy here in this picture, clearly, even on the part of the pie recipient. And I must admit, I find the pie thrower here VERY attractive and find myself really wanting to see her get pied . . .
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Forum pic8/28/24report
What a luminously lovely bride, and she looks so happy to be having chocolate drizzled on her luscious legs!
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Have to agree with everyone else here, you look AMAZING here . . . That dress is totally perfect on you! I'd love to see a "before" pic of you from this shoot, when you are still dry. Got any of those you could post, by any chance? :loveeyes:
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One of the most beautiful faces ever to get glopped!
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Those gorgeous eyes, complete with whipped cream-coated lashes... you really know how to connect with the camera!
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Who could resist you? You are impossibly seductive here, Jinxy!
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Another magical helpless hands moment!
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Maintaining good spirits through all the slapstick indignities of this day . . .
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It's funny how things work out sometimes. . .
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This is dedicated to the one I love ,thought Deanna.
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The beginning of a very productive dialogue.
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Scarlett just can't believe her luck, or lack thereof.
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Hard to tell here, but that's the delightful Deanna under that very creamy and enveloping pie.
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Bemused Resignation has never looked so sexy!
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Yet another brutal barcalounger butterscotch pie barrage!
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Sultry as fuck!
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I rest my case, Your Honor.
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Just another day at the office . . . or the pinnacle of human achievement?!? YOU be the judge!
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Ambidextrous Ginger demonstrates the art of holding two pies simultaneously.
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mmmppppfff----!!!
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Pie-Faced Showdown at the SStuff Corral.
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Synchronized Slapstick! (A very precise, and yet also very sloppy art form.)
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Behind her, the very Gates of Hell. In front of her, a future of unlimited pies in the faces and banana peels down the pants and alll along her path . . .
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Photo8/26/24report
Understate elegance, in a world where that is in short supply.
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Great pie hit, and I really love the expression on the (so far) clean model's face! ("That's going to be my face in just a few seconds.")
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Scarlett has been through a LOT . . .
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A completely breathtaking example of a helpless hands/pied face pose.
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DELUXE!!!
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And the award for best shirt in a WAM video goes to. . .
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A plastered pair of total babes!
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Vowing heinous revenge on everyone who's wronged her and made this messy moment possible. . .
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Whatcha gonna do? (aka More delightful helpless hands posing!)
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Only then did she begin to grasp there was a larger world beyond the spills and chills of physical comedy.
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Breaking News: Blonde Lets Brunette HAVE IT!!!
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Her mess was outrageous, her boobs were bodacious, her laugh contagious . . .
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An ancient Egyptian hieroglyphic shows us slapstick is much older than previously suspected...
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Plea for Sanity in an Insane World.
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In a state of delicious disbelief.
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Ohhhh, Jennifer!
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Helpless hands!
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Impossible to argue with these results!
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As JCM once sang: Sometimes love don't feel like it should . . .
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Creamy, Dreamy Triptych!
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Charlotte: Creamed-Up Queen of Tarts.
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Another day, another gorgeous pie holder.
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Not what she was expecing. . . but perhaps just what she needed!
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Exquisite beauty, slapstick-slopped in a way that only makes it sexier.
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SHOWBIZ, people!!!
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Love . . . is a burning thing. And it makes a . . . fiery ring.
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AJ provides sexy, sloppy slapstick service with a smile!
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Another gorgeous model, face enveloped in cream pie, wondering why she agreed to these shenanigans in the first place. . .
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This AF model is totally gorgeous and seemed to have a blast getting messy.
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No, I'M the one who's "just happy to be here," Scarlett insisted.
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Renna Ryann -- red hot and totally adorable at the same time, sometimes while covered in pie and/or slime.
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Photo8/26/24report
I'm not sure anyone wore pie better than Nadia. . . some wore it as well, but no one wore it better!
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Mia is just having one of those days . . .
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The stories that tongue could tell!
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You may say she's a dreamer, but she's not the only one.
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My my my, if it isn't Agent Provocatrix herself, a good old-fashioned WAM goddess who sets my trousers aflame and then laughs about it in the sexiest possible way.
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Photo8/26/24report
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to custard crust, but this one image redeems them all, slashes our already low prices, and in the darkness binds them. A glorious moment in human history!
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Buttsteak, sweet and meaty! It's what's for dinner!
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Forum pic8/24/24report
Such great expressions on all their faces!
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I'm almost a year late to this party, but I'm glad I finally got here, because this is awesome. The pie-faced victim is sexy as all get-out and the hysterical laughter of her friend is the perfect complement!
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Yet another fabulous 'helpless hands' pose. :love: :-7 :loveeyes: :love: :
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Forum pic8/23/24report
I understand completely . . . it's hard to tear your eyes away . . .
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My god, the million dollar smile on you, Kate, even in the face of adversity at its sloppiest!
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Another incredible example of a helpless hands pose!
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