Comments by Gurph Morlicks

The pleasure is all mine, Jade. Stay SEXY! (Like you have any choice!) :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

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Jade, covered in slime and pulling her own pigtail! >chef's kiss<

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Quite the view here!

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'So this is life in SHOWBIZ,' Violet Jade chuckles to herself.

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The Magnificent Melody, her "wings" weighted down with sticky chocolate tar, lets out a face-melting pterodactyl shriek!

(okay, not really, just having some fun with this!)

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Naked or clothed or somewhere in between, slimed or pied or muddy or completely clean, every inch of you is sexy from every conceivable angle, Jade!

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How many times can I possibly fall in love with this remarkable WAM goddess, this slapstick angel we humans call Melody? Probably as many times as you guys end up shooting messy videos of her!

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I love it when the order of a trashing goes: pies, slimes, then more pies. I think there should always be at least one pie at the end of every messing of a pretty woman. Call me old fashioned, call me crazy, call me inflexible, call me pie-centric, and then call me a cab. It's just the way I feel and I can't fight this feeling any more.

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Melody's reactions to mess really give life to the expression, "Go big or go home."

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Jenny's joy at her friend's messy fate is wildly appealing, of course I may be unduly influenced by the way that LBD is barely holding her astounding figure in.

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Spending quality time in the backyard

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Adjusting the vertical and horizontal hold simultaneously!

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Now THAT's what I call a GOOD TIME! (Offer not valid where prohibited by state law. Some restrictions may apply. No smokers, please!)

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A shocking breakdown in civil standards!

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The way you are pursing your lips here is making it hard for me to put this image out of my mind and get on with life. Of course it doesn't hurt that you have the most bewitching eyes... or those freaking adorable pigtails...

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JustJade said: "Omg we might just have to recreate that!! I wonder if a theatre would let me rent their stage.."

Jade, wow! Just... wow. The fact that you are even contemplating for a moment this absurdly sexy scenario melts my cholosterol-clogged and lumpy little heart.

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I still can't get over how smoking hot pic this pic is. Taylor (sometimes called Nicole) is one of my all-time fave WAM models and this is one of her finest moments. Also, the boobs on the model who is pieing her here look amazing in the partial glimpse we get here. This whole pic is fire, an all-around HIGH HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA ALERT if I've ever seen one... wake the wife and kids! alert the media! and other hyperbolic blather.

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I couldn't agree more!

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"I'll be here for two weeks,
Ladies and Germophobes; try the veal, buy yer neighbor a drink, and be sure to tip your server."

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"After the pie, the pie still burns."

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What a DELICIOUS fuckng splat this is! Knowing it's the gorgeous face of Nicole under there only makes it so much hotter!!!

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A very temporary learning disability. . .

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Is that sass or what?

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I swear the slime ate my homework!

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It's a damn shame. It's not right. Sometimes life isn't fair. All the usual bromides apply in this case. "Another someone done somebody wrong song." Truly!

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The way those shirts fit these ladies' chests post-gunge is... causing problems for me re: the fit of my trousers.

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The joy on Megan's face is incredible here!

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Zoey's indignation is palpable ... not to mention sexy AF!

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Holy hell, how delicious can a pie impact get?!?

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Can't get enough of this "Now hold on there..." expression on Zoey's face!

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Care for a taste, Zoey?

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A beautiful face and bodacious body, bracing for the first blast of a banana cream barrrage!

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If a banana cream pie fell from on high and landed with a sloppy, sultry splat smack dab in your perfect face here, Jade, I could die a happy man!

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JustJade, you are simply gorgeous!

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Somebody be askin' for a spanking -- a very slimy one at that!

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Peek-a-boo!

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Dear readers, I ask you: How many times has this happened to YOU?!?

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Tefy's naked body is a testament to all that is right in the world.

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Sometimes life is just pure beauty. . .

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The Phanton of the Wammera.

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Buttsteak: It's What's For Dinner.

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That knowing look . . .

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Rear of the Year?!?

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So much fun being had here, Larz, and it's contagiouis!

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Spectacular mess, spectacular recipient, and especially spectacular figure on the mess delivery woman!

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See that little Jersey gal in the see-through top
With the peddle pushers sucking on a soda pop.

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Shock and awe...

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Time for a slimy spanking!

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This is just a stellar shot!

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The feminine urge to explore and take chances.

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The firing squad!

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Chagrin, humiliation, submersion in slop, being laughed at by all her friends... all in a day's work for a wam goddess like Tefy!

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Tefy is transformed into a delicious rainbow of fruit flavors... or gunge flavors, rather. What flavor is gunge anyway?

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Creamy Comeuppance for Goddess Tefy!

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Tefy, as always, looking spectacular.

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The goddess arrives for her ritual trashing by a crowd of disbelieving villagers . . .

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SPLATacular!

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What a joyous moment!

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In the wacky world of WAM, beauty and chaos often go hand in hand . . .

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Such a GORGEOUS pie target! Yummmmmm!!!

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I will always have a soft spot in my heart -- and a hard spot in my trousers -- for Tefy!

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It's just gonna be one of those days . . .

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Oh, the devilishly good time Kate is about to have with that pie! The mind wobbles!

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Kate, the Avenging WAM Angel . . .

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Herb Alpert saw this and his only words were: DAT ASS!!!!

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All hail the mighty Willa, Pie Queen of the Universe!

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One hell of a woman, that Honey B!

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Honey B's cups runneth over.

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Helpless hands at their finest!

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Here Zoey seems a little haughty (not to mention ferociously sexy), which will make the impact of that creamy dreamy pie against her gorgeous face all the sweeter!

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I love Zoey's disbelieving expression here.

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BUTTSTEAK, sweet and meaty. It's what's for dinner!

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Between the messy productions of Baron von SStuff and those of the wicked Duke of Anglefan, Carrie must have caught several hundred pies with her gorgeous face during her relatively long career as a WAM model. How she continued to do take pie after pie after pie and be unfailingly cheerful about it is a goddamned modern day miracle.

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Alicious Milano, with a full face of makeup, awaits reception of a forceful faceful of cake. Is it any wonder her name rhymes with Deeelicious?!?

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Beautiful spirit, trapped in a world she did not create.

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Honest to God, this is an esteemed opera singer about to get pied. And she had to get pied during each performance of whatever opera this is (I forget, not that the title meant anything to me). What a trooper!

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Ridiculously sexy, this!

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Kymberly really likes she's going to enjoy this pie.

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Love the joyful expression of this girl in the face of impending indignity, incoming pie impact against her pretty face in T minus 2 seconds and counting...

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An utterly adorable expression on the gal who's about to get it good!

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This moment is SO ripe with pie-ssibilities! These beautiful babes look completely shocked to be on the brink of a vicious pastry war, and yet here they are loaded up with sweet, sticky ammo and ready to GOOOOO...

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The lovely Lisa, about to catch her creamy comeuppance -- right in her gorgeous kisser!

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It is al always an IMMENSE pleasure to see Zoey plastered with a pie!

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So much fun happening here! And I gotta say I would love to pied by Sky and Cassie. But I would love to be pied by Charlotte even more, she cut such a gorgeous and commanding figure as she strode toward any other model with a pie in her hand.