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Love those shapely legs and your pretty, pie-plastered puss!
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Photo2/5/23report
The deliciousness of higher education.
Photo2/5/23report
Beautiful mutual pieing!
Photo2/5/23report
Hubba!
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Photo2/2/23report
What an outfit!
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Photo2/2/23report
This says it all!
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Photo2/2/23report
Such sexy WAMMY enthusiasm!
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Photo2/2/23report
That outfit is astoundingly sexy on Sofia!
Photo2/2/23report
...and pies are fun to hold on your fingertips!
Photo1/31/23report
Pies are precarious!
Photo1/31/23report
Pies are hilarious!
Photo1/31/23report
Because of all the reflections off her glasses in this shot, The Wife somehow reminds me of Marcy in the Peanuts comic strip/TV specials. Marcy always had these glasses on that were totally whited-out, so you could never see her eyes.
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Photo1/30/23report
Fantastic Action Shot of the Wife Getting Royally Pied! Love the helpless hands splayed out in shock. Love the pie tin that's still hanging out on her left shoulder. Love the thick creamy "halo" of cool whip exploding out of the pie tin in every direction as the pie impacts with The Wife's lovely face!
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Photo1/30/23report
And the Oscar for Best Wincing in a Short-Form Comedy or Musical WAM Video goes to... Melody! (Is that an adorable wince or what?!?)
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Photo1/30/23report
This is a great shot, I see why you chose it to represent this video. Melody's joy at her (real life) friend's engulfment in chunky slime is so vivid and delightful!
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Photo1/30/23report
Hannah Perez (10.26) pt 1
Photo1/29/23report
There's just no getting over how hot this is!
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Photo1/27/23report
Simply stunning pic of a simply stunning woman. Also, the only time Kate has ever reminded me of another WAM godesss, Jayce.
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Photo1/27/23report
Flabbergastingly sexy stuff! Also, perhaps it's just an optical illusion, but Kate's nipples seem to follow me around the room
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Photo1/27/23report
"Laugh it up, fuzzball!" (Aka Soon It Will Be Melody's Turn for Pies and Slime)
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Photo1/26/23report
Stunning action shot! Love Mel's helpless hands too!
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Photo1/26/23report
AMAZING pic of Melody reacting to (presumably) her first ever pie in the kisser!
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Photo1/26/23report
This photo has changed my mind. Maybe there is a God after all! :-/
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Photo1/25/23report
As with Jell-O... THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR MEWMEW!!!!
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Photo1/23/23report
MMMmmmpppffff---
Such an amazingly visceral photo! Just looking at it, I can almost feel the impact of the pie, and taste its creamy charms....
Photo1/23/23report
Kate sets her controls for the heart of the sun...
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Photo1/22/23report
A vision!
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Photo1/22/23report
What a cutie! Love the dress too.... not nearly enough women pied in gingham, if you ask me... :loveeyes:
Photo1/22/23report
Yowza, this may be one of the hottest WAM pics ever. What video is it from, Jayce?
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Photo1/22/23report
So glad we finally got to see this. Thanks so much, Trouso!
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Photo1/22/23report
Another mindblowing picture of Kate being impossibly sexy !
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Photo: i have premission to uses this photo1/22/23report
The thrill of victory!
Photo1/22/23report
If you gonna ride... ride the white horse....
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Photo1/22/23report
Vogue, girl, vogue!
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Photo1/22/23report
Good god, Jayce really knows how to LET A GIRL HAVE IT! Would LOVE for her to pie me like that one day!
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Photo1/21/23report
Good lord, Jayce has all that AND the most gorgeous eyes in all of WAM?!? No fair!
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Photo1/21/23report
The joy on your face, Jayce ... amazing!
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Photo1/21/23report
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba
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Photo1/21/23report
Can a woman be too gorgeous? If so, her name is Taylor!
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Photo1/21/23report
Impossibly hot! It would be AMAZING to see a banana cream pie plop right down into Taylor's gorgeous kisser as she stood there laughing like this!!
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Photo1/21/23report
Tefy is as gorgeous as ever, and so poised!
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Photo1/20/23report
STILL can't get over how sexy this pic of Kate is... Hubba hubba to the umpteenth degree!
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Photo1/20/23report
Maria is a vision of loveliness.
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Photo1/15/23report
Helpless Hands par excellence!
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Photo1/15/23report
Love's Maria's expression here!
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Photo1/15/23report
Her name is Sushii. The specific scene is called Dinner Party Pie Fight, released in March of last year.
Photo1/9/23report
What a decadent, delicious trio!
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Photo1/8/23report
Megababe Charley Atwell could really wear pies well!
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Photo1/8/23report
What a smoldering gaze!
Photo1/8/23report
Her name is Sushii. The specific scene is called Dinner Party Pie Fight, released in March of last year.
Photo1/6/23report
This pic should be in the phrase dictionary as the illustration for the entry on the term "WILDLY EROTIC"!!!
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Photo1/6/23report
This shot is just pure class and raw untrammeled sex appeal all at the same time. I've seen this one shot for YEARS and always wondered about it. A tragedy the video is lost but great to get context with all the other shots from this session. THANKS SO MUCH FOR POSTING THEM ALL!
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Photo: M200 Oasis Video 101/6/23report
What a delicious, delightful faceful!
Photo: M200 Oasis Video 121/6/23report
That's actually three different models. The top one is Lisa, a true master of facial expressiveness. The middle one is Angelique Kithos, who often does videos paired with Hannah Perez, but this is one of her solo videos for Anglefan. The model in the bottom pic is unknown to me. Her pic comes from a semi-recently posted AF compilation of a model named Laura, but this is a co-star of the video who is not named in AF's store. If anyone DOES know her name, please share it!
Photo1/4/23report
It's from a Messygirl video.
Photo1/4/23report
Starring Leila as The Girl with the Faraway Eyes.
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Photo12/30/22report
A great shot from one of my favorite pie scenes ever, starring Fawn, Ally, and Paris.
Photo12/30/22report
Unlike her That Girl character, actress Marlo Thomas can laugh about getting pied. (her eventual husband Phil Donahue will one day also be pied.)
Photo12/30/22report
A goddess, no less!
Photo12/30/22report
She had to know the pie was coming her face's way, but she looks authentically shocked anyway!
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Photo12/30/22report
Anyone know who this shaving creamed beauty is? She looks like a class act!
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Photo12/30/22report
No better type of showdown in the whole
wide world than a pie stand-off between messy megababes!
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Photo12/30/22report
A truly stellar pic!
Photo12/30/22report
Sensational mess on a spectacular beauty!
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Photo12/27/22report
Shock and awe and cleavage, Vivi-style!
Photo12/27/22report
Sarah has immaculate pie throwing form here...not to mention luscious legs to die for!
Photo12/27/22report
Helpless hands done SO right!
Photo12/20/22report
BUTTSTEAK: It's what's for dinner. And pie for dessert!
Photo12/20/22report
THIS is the thanks I get for dressing up so sexy?
Photo12/20/22report
Lesson learned?
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Photo12/20/22report
A spectacular moment of pie impact!
Photo12/20/22report
Statuesque!
Photo12/20/22report
No one self-pies with the enthusiasm of Vivi!!!
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Photo12/20/22report
The body that launched a million fantasies!
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Photo12/20/22report
She is so adorable, clean or messy!
Photo12/20/22report
Sensuously splattered slapstick siren singing out to me across the spongey fabric of space and time.
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Photo12/17/22report
For some reason when I see this photo, I hear that old Men at Work hit... "Who can it be knocking at my door?"
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Photo12/14/22report
One SERIOUSLY sloppy super-babe!
Photo12/14/22report
Welcoming Pricilla/Vivi/Natalia to Slime Central!
Photo12/14/22report
Delicious chocolate deluge!
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Photo12/14/22report
Double whammy doubles our pleasure.
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Photo12/14/22report
Is that sass?!?
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Photo12/14/22report
Priclilla/Vivi/Natalia gets some sweet revenge!
Photo12/14/22report
Another stellar pie hit!
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Photo12/14/22report
Her body is like an amusement park, and I want to go on all the rides!
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Photo12/14/22report
Now THS is a glorious sight!
Photo12/14/22report
That tongue...
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Photo12/14/22report
Poetry in motion!
Photo12/14/22report
Vivi/Pricilla/Natalia is extra good at conveying rage.
Photo12/14/22report
What a perfect pie hit! Couldn't have happened to a sexier babe either...
Photo12/14/22report
Great gungey game!!!
Photo12/12/22report
Let the fruit pies fly!!!
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Photo: 1012/12/22report
Amazing!!!
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Photo12/12/22report
Such a sly, sexy smile!
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Photo: Can't wait to get messy for my first time in year12/11/22report
That's the story of That's the glory of . PIE!
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Photo12/10/22report
Such a great bit of madcap fun!
Photo12/10/22report
Incredibly sexy!
Photo12/6/22report
This is gonna be the best Xmas ever!
Photo12/6/22report
Great gabanzos, this really gets me in the holiday spirit!
Photo12/6/22report
(singing) That's the story of, that's the glory of Bee.
Photo12/5/22report
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