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Thinking of all the sweet, sticky things to cum. . .
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Photo: @larzstord :310/28/25report
Magical!
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Photo10/27/25report
Not to get all mushy on you, but I'm reminded of the Burt Bacharach song, "The Look of Love."
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Photo10/27/25report
More great helpless hands from Splosh Muffin!
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Photo10/27/25report
I'm worried Leila's going to develop carpal tunnel syndrome if she keeps this up . . .
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Photo10/27/25report
What a lucky bastard!
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Photo10/27/25report
Getting spanked with a pie can be a liberating experience!
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Photo10/27/25report
Man, this one is especially delicious! Brilliant work!
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Photo10/27/25report
. . . and so it begins . . .
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Photo10/27/25report
Another spectacular pic of Splosh Muffin demonstrating yet another wonderful helpless hands pose!
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Photo10/27/25report
Hot times ahead!
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Photo10/27/25report
Immediately following a bracing dose of green slime . . .
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Photo10/27/25report
The job everyone wants . . . :-7
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Photo10/27/25report
What a radiant jewel of womanhood Meg is!
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Photo10/27/25report
It's a bit of a leading question in this context. . .
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Photo10/27/25report
Incredibly sexy leg pose here! Love it!!!
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Photo10/27/25report
The joyful side of WAM really shines through in this pic! Make it so, Ms. Meg Muffin!
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Photo10/27/25report
I think this just became one of my all-time favorite "helpless hands" pics! Sploshmuffin for the win!
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Photo10/26/25report
Love how tickled she seems to be by the first impact of slime on her lovely head!
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Photo10/26/25report
What a gorgeous lady! She richly deserves all the mess coming to her!
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Photo10/26/25report
That, my friend, is a matter between a woman and her saguaro!
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Photo: @messyhot cactuses don't judge !!10/26/25report
I can only imagine what dirty thoughts -- what MESSY thoughts -- are racing through your gorgeous head as you stand there looking impossibly sexy, poised with a creamy dreamy pie in each hand . . .
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Photo: Now, who am I gunna pie?10/26/25report
Gorgeous! :loveeyes:
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Photo10/26/25report
Incredible screencap! Love Ari's reaction -- she looks genuinely shocked, love the helpless hands in her lap, and I really love how short that white dress and how sexy her legs look coming out of it!
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Photo10/26/25report
Way too much fun was had, clearly. 8-D
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Photo10/26/25report
Sky was the most popular MostWam model of them all, although it was a close race with several other fan favorites!
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Photo10/25/25report
Bring on the banana cream pies for dessert!
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Photo: I'm ready for more!10/25/25report
One of the widest helpless hands poses ever!
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Photo10/25/25report
Another fabulous helpless hands pose!
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Photo10/25/25report
Great helpless hands here!
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Photo10/25/25report
What a remarkably lovely pie target this face is!!!
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Photo10/25/25report
Love how much fun they're clearly having, love all the helpless hands, and I love how short that blue dress is!
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Photo10/25/25report
This picture belongs in the dictionary next to the definition of the word BOOBALICIOUS.
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Photo10/25/25report
This is an incredible shot, starring Kate as an impossibly sexy ritual sacrifice to the endlessly hungry Gods of WAM. :loveeyes:
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Photo10/25/25report
As was sung in the swinging sixties: Let the Sunshine In!
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Photo10/25/25report
Great model ... super-cute face, awesome purple hair, and an impossibly compelling ass!
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Photo10/25/25report
My God . . . she's full of stars! 8-D
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Photo: Well earned wet drink after being a slut all week<10/25/25report
Another stellar example of beautiful Melody doing what she does best -- getting pied like the WAM Goddess that she is!
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Photo: From: Clean to Creamed 410/25/25report
I'm always thrilled to see Melody catch a pie with her gorgeous face, she's one of the best WAM models around!
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Photo: From: Melody's Negotiation10/25/25report
Absolutely love your expression here!!! "Mr. Parker has entered the chat." :-P
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Photo10/25/25report
Is that split pea soup? :-P Whatever it is, I love its coating power!
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Photo10/24/25report
Lovely "model" and great cleavage, I'm surprised it didn't collect more of the slime than it did!
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Photo10/24/25report
This one is extra sexy ... love this virtual model's hairstyle and top. And her disgusted reaction to the slime is very convincing!
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Photo10/24/25report
What a fun and lovely group of young women!
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Photo10/24/25report
An impossible-to-resist target for that pie!!!
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Photo10/24/25report
How much fun were you guys having in this scene? It looks like a wild, impossibly sexy romp!
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Photo10/24/25report
How am I supposed to just go on living my life as a productive member of society, knowing this kind of outrageous beauty is shimmering out there in the distance, forever hovering just out of reach, the metaphorical carrot dangled from the end of a stick, luring me on with lurid fantasias of wild abdomen?
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Photo10/24/25report
Case in point about Megan enjoying creaming Summer . . .
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Photo10/24/25report
Summer is great, super cute and takes a great pie to the face! I also love how much you enjoy pieing her, Megan!
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Photo10/24/25report
Purple is my favorite color... now more than ever! This model has great hair and boobs for a grape-flavored gooey glopping like this!
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Photo10/24/25report
Staggeringly sexy shot!
Photo: Katie got me back for gunging her face10/23/25report
'Who else loves a gunged ass?' asks the caption. I raise my hand so fast and so high and so hard that it shatters the glass ceiling above me. And may I say I love this particular gunged ass better than maybe any other?
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Photo: Who else loves a gunged ass? <310/23/25report
Buttsteak: It's. What's. For. Dinner.
(My apologies to all, I simply cannot resist!)
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Photo10/23/25report
I like the skeptical expression Santana is wearing, while Zoey looks radiant here - her wide-eyed, open-mouthed expression is simply captivating. Also, that very tight gray dress seems just BARELY able to contain her bodaciousness!
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Photo10/23/25report
This will be the (rear) end of everything!
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Photo10/23/25report
Quite a cutie, this one... can anyone tell me the source of this?
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Photo10/23/25report
I don't mean to be sacreligious or anything... but the main photo for this scene strongly suggests (at least in my diseased mind) a new Church of Kate ... and I for one will be among its most ardent worshippers!!!
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Scene: Birthday Pie Barrage10/23/25report
Wow, those ladies really let Anastasia have it at the worst possible time! That meeting is going to be AWKWARD!
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Photo: A pre-meeting loyalty redemption!10/23/25report
A legend that will last a lunchtime!
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Photo10/23/25report
Such a great shot! We see the delicious pie-to-face impact, get a great glimpse at those spectacular boobs already oh so well creamed, and some great helpless hands are also thrown into the mix!

I'm sorry Mr. Parker was so merciless in his pastry assault but at the same time I'm, uh... not... sorry .... at all? x-D
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Photo: Mr Parker didn't hold back on those pies10/22/25report
Now that is just a RIDICULOUSLY sexy photo! I think I'm in love! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo10/22/25report
Ellie, I love how thrilled you look to be pieing your friend! But I also love how she's covertly reaching for a pie of her own to take some sweet revenge moments later . . . :-P
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Photo: Surrounded by pies but I still caught Summer Foxy 10/22/25report
My god, that looks like such fun!
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Photo: Summer got her own back, the look on her face is b10/22/25report
This is a recreation of the scene from Greek Mythology where Zeus hurls down thunderbolts on a crowd of disbelieving villagers!
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Photo10/22/25report
Zoey's chocolate coated boob (you can really only see one of them in this pic) is a Whole World Unto Itself!
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Photo10/22/25report
My god, what a sexy faceful of chocolate cream pie Zoey is receiving here!
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Photo10/22/25report
Talk about your Immortal Moments from the WAM Rapture, Boobalicious Edition! I think I've ascended out of my carbon-based husk and assumed my new fifth-dimensional lighbody form just by looking at this unspeakably sexy screenshot!
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Photo10/22/25report
Great Moment in Human History #43,246.
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Photo10/22/25report
Congrats on Wammer of the Day! Richly deserved!
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User: ArchNemesis10/22/25report
The combination of the yellow custard and the bright red strawberry sauce dripping down Vanessa's smart outfit and sexy curves is a GREAT look for her. Add in the cream and crust of a couple of well delivered pies in the final panel, and she's looking like a vertiable messterpiece! I also love the way her co-workers are laughing uproariously at her humiliation in the background of that last panel.
Photo: Revenge on Vanessa!!10/21/25report
Yet again, the WAM Rapture is upon us!
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Photo: Would you pour a spider-filled bucket of gunge ove10/21/25report
I've said it before but I have to reiterate how much I absolutely LOVE the smile of the woman who's a split-second away from getting PLASTERED with a CRAZY-CREAMY, DEEP-DISH DELISH and ULTRA-DREAMY, SUPER-SLOPPY, EXTRA-GLOPPY CREAMY CREAM PIE! Yuuuummmmmmm. . .
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Photo10/21/25report
The latest yoga craze is by far the best iteration, in my humble opinion!
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Photo10/21/25report
Look at how much fun they're having!
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Photo10/20/25report
Now THIS is what I call a PARTY! x-D
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Photo10/20/25report
Zen and the art of slapstick meditation.
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Photo10/20/25report
It's grueling work, but those pies ain't gonna shove themselves in pretty faces! SOMEONE's gotta put in the work, and it might as well be yet more sexy woman who have already been slimed and pied themselves . . .
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Photo10/20/25report
(singing) For fleshy mountains' majesty / below the pie-smeared face.
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Photo10/20/25report
This woman has chosen a difficult road for herself, but she seems committed to the tasks at hand (and mouth)!
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Photo10/20/25report
This is an INCREDIBLE pic, I absolutely adore it! I don't know the models' names, but the one about to take the pie in her gorgeous kisser has such a great expression on her face! And the pie thrower looks like she's smiling big too (but that's just a guess since you can't actually see her mouth), even though she knows that huge pie in the other model's hand will soon be on its way to her own face!
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Photo10/20/25report
Somebody HAD to do it, and I'm glad it could be The Wife. (Look at her smile of satisfaction!) Also, Stephanie's hair looks amazing splayed out over all that shaving cream!
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Photo10/20/25report
Ellie, you have a ridonkulously sexy rear end and the slime coating Katie is giving it here only adds to the erotic gravity your amazing ass holds over my mind.
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Photo10/20/25report
Lovely, luscious Lindsey pulls open her shirt to a universe of possibilities!
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Photo10/20/25report
The Wife wide-eyed, realizing she's about to get some creamy comeuppance for her misdeeds!
Photo10/20/25report
Love this pink and white "outfit"!!!
Photo10/20/25report
The potential WAM energy in this photo is explosive. One little push and it goes KINETIC!
Photo10/20/25report
Like Sisyphus endlessly pushing the same rock up the same hill, Stephanie rises from the shaving cream morass, knowing she'll end up face down in it again and again . . .
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Photo10/20/25report
My god, what an absolutely sexy WAM duo you two make. I really hope you'll get together again for a super-sloppy, extra-gloppy, creamy dreamy steamy cream pie fight! SPLAT!!!
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Photo10/20/25report
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Photo10/20/25report
I'm a huge fan of "helpless hands" posing, so this pic really does it for me. Not only does slime recipient Katie have both hands helpless here, but even slime pourer Ellie has one hand in a helpless position! :loveeyes: (Don't ask me why I love this so much, I can't explain!)
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Photo10/20/25report
Lindsey's always luscious, with or without mess. Here, she's looking great as usual under layers of slime and pie, and at least at the moment this screenshot was snapped, she's almost wearing a "pie crust bra"! :-P
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Photo10/20/25report
Stephanie: The Calm Eye in the Center of the Cream Pie Storm.
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Photo10/20/25report
What a satisfying pie SPLAT! the Wife delivers here! She looks pretty happy about it too!
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Photo10/20/25report
Cree was the secret weapon in the WAM Watchers armory of fabulous babes. I have to admit she slipped under the radar for me for some time, but she eventually became one of my very favorite models of theirs. This picture of her in a PERFECT pie reception pose helps illustrate why!
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Photo10/19/25report
Such a great picture! Cree's gorgeous face has been freshly plastered with pie, and she's even wearing a classic "pie hat." I also love her body positioning, especially those exquisitely helpless hands. Meanwhile, the blonde (I think that's Paris? Not completely sure) has struck an amazing pose of mockery, having already been pied herself. The woman in the pink shirt (no idea who she is) is also delighting in Cree's creamy comeuppance, and has great body language too.
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Photo10/19/25report
A little slice of WAM heaven right here!
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Photo10/19/25report
I posted this same pic in my post above (mine is a cropped version). I really love the sassy left leg positioning of the pie thrower!
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Photo10/19/25report
This MessyDreams model is a super-cutie and she seems to have a lot of fun getting pied.
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Photo10/19/25report
One of the all-time classic pie sandwiches!
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Photo10/19/25report
Truth in advertising!
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Photo10/19/25report
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