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A tantalizing two-pie tease!
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Photo10/18/25report
For my money, Lindsey is one of the greatest WAM models of all time!
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That's the fabulous Meg of ZTD Productions. Sadly they closed their store earlier this year.
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Photo10/18/25report
Perfectly planted pie!
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Photo: The facial expressions and laughs throughout this 10/17/25report
Voluptuousness personified.
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Vivi's body is a wonderland! In the words of Little Richard: When she walk by/the bread slice turn to toast/'Cuz she's got a lot/of what they call THE MOST.
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Photo10/17/25report
That sly, knowing look suggests you know something we don't know... and I'm sure that's the case. But how ever will we get you to "spill the beans," metaphorically and possibly also literally?
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Photo: Haven’t been custardy in a while. Hmm…10/17/25report
A good old fashioned Taste of the Texas Turnpike. (Or words to that effect . . . )
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Photo10/16/25report
Maybe ... just maybe... THIS time... she's really just trying to peacefully offer me some dessert. That would be a sweet change of pace!
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Photo10/16/25report
WHAT HATH GOD WROUGHT?
Now, much more than ever:
BUTTSTEAK: It's. What's. For. Dinner.
(!!!!!!)
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Scene: Wetlook in Hot Leopard Lingerie with Heels!10/16/25report
Don't think I've ever seen an angora sweater dress in the wild -- or even dreamed such a thing existed -- but now I'm not going to be able to stop thinking about it! One of the perfect outfits to be pied in!
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I'm loving this! The way the pie pusher rubs the tin all around the recipient's face is truly delicious!
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I just can't help it -- now I really want to see the blonde woman catch a pie with her face too! :-P
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This is a gorgeous pic, and I love it! I feel like it's based on some sitcom I don't know, but maybe it's all hypothetical?
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WOW! This has got to be one of Creamy's greatest poses ever, and that's saying a lot, because I really consider her to be the Queen of Pied Poses.
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INCREDIBLE stance from Creamy here, what with the angry look, the saucy hands on her hips, and of course the "pie tin bra" that Slop Slvt has so kindly given her. Also, Slop Slvt looks adorably pleased with her WAMcomplishments here!
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Photo10/16/25report
Awesome pie impact pic! Slop Slvt sure knows how to deliver a pie to the face, and Creamy sure knows how to take one! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Awesome pie impact pic! Slop Slvt sure knows how to deliver a pie to the face, and Creamy sure knows how to take one! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo10/16/25report
Vanessa looks quite devious in that first panel, plotting her revenge on Marianna. And of course she makes a right mess of Marianna with that double cherry pie assault! Love those helpless hands in the last panel!
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Photo: Vanessa finally gets the best of Marianna!10/16/25report
There's nothing not to like here! Gorgeous model with a great body, amply displayed, very well pied with loads of nice splatter in her long blonde hair, and some perfect helpless hands to top it all off!
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Photo10/16/25report
Incredible pie coverage!
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Photo10/16/25report
Always a good day when a former Miss Universe gets pied! Especially when she's as great a sport about it as this one was!
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Photo10/16/25report
When it's "a bit too much" and "a little over the top," as well as "more than enough," then THAT'S when you know that it's JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF PIES!!!!
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Pains certainly seems to be enjoying herself! But then again, she always does. I swear this woman is one of the Seven Wonders of the Wamiverse!
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Photo10/16/25report
Incredible homage to The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini!
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:loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:Impossibly sexy! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo10/16/25report
Haley really knows how to wear a couple pies on her face!
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Photo10/16/25report
I love how much fun she's having with this!
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Photo10/16/25report
You say in the description: "This video has some lighting issues, because of this I am pricing it like 1/3 of what I would normally charge." Yet you're charging $4 for a 2 minute and 50 second video. You wouldn't normally charge $12 for a less-than-3-minute video, would you?
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Scene: Nova Thinks WAM Is a Joke!10/15/25report
End of the rainbow, pot of gold edition.
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Photo10/15/25report
Meeting of the minds, served with messy garnish.
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Photo10/15/25report
A moment of quiet, dignified contemplation.
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The Look of (something frequently mistaken for) Love.
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Portrait of a Lady.
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Pure gorgeousness!
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Photo10/15/25report
Yellow may mean "yield". . . but Green means "GO!"
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Photo10/14/25report
Ripped from today's headlines:
Nude Newscaster Pied by Man in Gorilla Glove!
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Photo10/14/25report
Unique and delicious perspective here!
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Photo10/14/25report
mmmmmmppppffff----!!!
I can almost taste that pie from here!
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Photo10/14/25report
You're cuter than ever with those long pigtails!
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Photo10/14/25report
Here's a gorgeous girl who isn't afraid to get a little messy . . . or a lot messy, as the case may be!
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Photo10/14/25report
There's an subtle, understated elegance to this photoshoot. Blink and you might miss it amidst all the layers of whipped cream, pie filling, and crust coating this model . . . but it's there. You'll just have to trust me on this one!
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Photo10/14/25report
Your facial expressions are wonderfully animated!
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Photo10/14/25report
Love her knockknee-ed stance, very sexy!
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You'll enjoy this in the moment but you'll pay for it later, her steely stare seems to say.
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I love Daisy's adorable expression as she prepares for the slime deluge Larz is about to deliver!
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Photo10/14/25report
My god, how great would it be to let Daisy really have it with a pie to her gorgeous kisser? Larz seems to be having quite a good time doing just that!
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Larz hopes to start a new fashion trend, the pie bra.
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Photo10/14/25report
Ahhh... the cream pie spanking! There's no better feeling in sports.
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Photo10/14/25report
Daisy looks amazing clean or pie-faced . . . and I love ho pleased Larz is with her pastrywork!
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Photo10/14/25report
The possibilities are endless. . . and endlessly sexy!
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Photo10/14/25report
I believe this is an outtake from the film Donnie Darko . . . ?
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Photo10/13/25report
Mya seems to really be looking forward to the moment in her near future when that creamy pie and her lovely face are going to really get to know each other!
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Photo10/13/25report
Delightful, dessert-drenched Daisy is forced to messy-motorboat luscious Larzstord. I consider myself so lucky to be alive in the same era that this sensationally sexy pair of WAM goddesses walk the earth!
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Photo10/13/25report
The baker really seems to be enjoying this particular part of her "job," and I adore that. The pie victim is really getting plastered, which I also love!
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Photo10/13/25report
Love the expression on this sexy clowngirl's face as she pies her man, you can tell she's really getting something out of it!
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Photo10/13/25report
Skirtpie's wife is pure class! She doesn't let a little setback like getting pelted with pies stop her from being sexy as all get-out!
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Photo10/13/25report
Q: How goddamned clumsy is that French Maid anyway?
A: It's a precision clumsiness, sir, fine-tuned to ensure maximum humiliation at fancy dinner parties!
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Photo10/13/25report
This is so hot it's causing a major meltdown in my cerebral cortex, and structural damage to my trousers.
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Photo: Sexy in custard 10/13/25report
An unspoiled beauty . . . for the moment anyway . . . a pristine white dress . . . for the time being . . . unused pies and slime in the background . . . the potential energy in these WAM tools is about to become kinetic, methinks!
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Photo10/13/25report
case in point!
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Photo10/13/25report
Jazz hands are a "gateway drug" that can lead to harder comedy hijinx . . .
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Photo10/13/25report
A classic pie to a pretty face is such a wonderful way to kick off any major mess!
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Photo10/13/25report
Jess West so often stays clean in her scenes with other models these days so this is a DELICIOUS change of pace!
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Photo10/13/25report
Pie perfection!
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Photo10/13/25report
There's an awful lot going on here, and that's NOT a complaint!
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Photo10/13/25report
Jade is really letting this girl have it, and I'm so here for it!
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Photo: I heard you like taking it in the face!!10/13/25report
If anyone knows where I can see the original of this pic, please please please point me to it!
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Photo10/13/25report
Like Sisyphus endlessly pushing his rock up the hill, I fall in love with this WAM goddess every time she does a new shoot.
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Photo10/13/25report
Once again, I'm flat-out floored by the utter sexiness of this pic!
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Photo10/13/25report
It was here I finally realized that Kate was a distant relative of Alfred E. Neuman.
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A glorious double splat if ever there was one!
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Photo10/13/25report
What a way to take a pie -- arms helplessly straight at your side, bodacious boobs proudly thrust forward!
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Photo: First pie!!10/13/25report
Big banana you got yourself there, Kate!
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Yet another impossibly sexy look, Kate!
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Photo10/12/25report
Face down in the slop!
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Photo10/12/25report
Radiant Rosa, sensuously slimed, gorgeously glopped, sensationally slopped!
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Rosa certainly seems to be having a good old time!
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WAM Rapture, take me away!
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Photo10/12/25report
I don't know which model is which, name-wise, but the purple-haired one has such an incredible mix of shock and joy in her expression here as the custard goes down her pants :loveeyes:!
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Photo10/11/25report
They both seem to be having such fun!
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Photo10/11/25report
Rear of the Year, Derriere of the Decade, All-Around Ass for the Ages!
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The golden glory of WAM is bodaciously BUSTing out of every pixel in this pic!
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A feast for the senses, this!
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Photo10/11/25report
Hey Weekend! :loveeyes: What say we start you off with a beautiful double self-pieing? If anyone can point me to the full-color original photo used here, I'd be very grateful!
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Photo10/11/25report
Ahhhh, the old "duck and the innocent bystander takes it right in the kisser" -- one of the most classic pie gags of all time in action! I also love how delighted the hostess/pie-thrower seems to be with how this all turns out!
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Photo10/11/25report
Love these helpless hands... along with many other things on display here, hubba hubba!
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A devilishly delicious double dose of decadent, debauched, dessert-based degradation!
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Ivy's arms at her side create a perfect reception pose for that pie . . . and her amusement park of a body makes me want to go on all the rides three times!
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I love the brunette hostess' look of intense determination as she prepares to plaster the blonde woman with that huge pie!
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The brunette pie holder here is so gorgeous!
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Slapstick Detente at is finest!
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The pie recipient having her arms folded is a great touch!
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Ivy's got endlessly luscious legs, perfectly helpless hands, and a cream pie right in her gorgeous face -- what more could you ask for?
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Now THIS is what I call a bodacious backside!
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...and how is it that extreme slapstick indignities keep befalling this stunning beauty? The mind wobbles!
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How did Zoey get so damn sexy? Inquiring minds want to know!
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ENGULFED!
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Photo: I pulled the wrong rope! Not that I was complainin10/11/25report
A Slimy, Grimy Dream That Never Dies!
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Photo: Begged to dunked, slopped and gunged. You're goin10/11/25report
In the dictionary, next to the definition of the phrase "compromising position."
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