My Comments
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Frankly, I'm shocked too!
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Photo11/2/24report
Lovely cherry cream pie hit and the tin on the head is the humiliating coup de grace.
Photo11/2/24report
What a tongue the Wife has!!!!
Photo11/2/24report
An incredibly delicious image!
Photo11/2/24report
I'm a day late, but this is actually a very Halloween-y shot. And some amazing WAM too!
Photo11/1/24report
I still can't get over how great this sliming is!
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Photo11/1/24report
A very sexy slopping!
Photo11/1/24report
Where the Soul of Man Never Dies. Where I'll Never Be Able to Wear These Pants Again.
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Photo11/1/24report
Incredibly sexy and delicious!
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Photo10/31/24report
What a lovely face to be plastered in pies!
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Photo: Are you ready?10/31/24report
You are totally adorable, Sooty! Love your smile here and your slightly nervous enthusiasm for the slime deluge that will engulf you in mere moments...
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Photo10/31/24report
The pleasure is all mine, Jade. Stay SEXY! (Like you have any choice!) :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo10/31/24report
Jade, covered in slime and pulling her own pigtail! >chef's kiss<
Photo10/29/24report
Quite the view here!
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Photo10/29/24report
'So this is life in SHOWBIZ,' Violet Jade chuckles to herself.
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Photo10/29/24report
The Magnificent Melody, her "wings" weighted down with sticky chocolate tar, lets out a face-melting pterodactyl shriek!


(okay, not really, just having some fun with this!)
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Photo10/29/24report
Naked or clothed or somewhere in between, slimed or pied or muddy or completely clean, every inch of you is sexy from every conceivable angle, Jade!
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Photo10/29/24report
How many times can I possibly fall in love with this remarkable WAM goddess, this slapstick angel we humans call Melody? Probably as many times as you guys end up shooting messy videos of her!
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Photo10/29/24report
I love it when the order of a trashing goes: pies, slimes, then more pies. I think there should always be at least one pie at the end of every messing of a pretty woman. Call me old fashioned, call me crazy, call me inflexible, call me pie-centric, and then call me a cab. It's just the way I feel and I can't fight this feeling any more.
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Photo10/29/24report
Melody's reactions to mess really give life to the expression, "Go big or go home."
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Photo10/29/24report
Jenny's joy at her friend's messy fate is wildly appealing, of course I may be unduly influenced by the way that LBD is barely holding her astounding figure in.
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Photo10/23/24report
Spending quality time in the backyard
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Photo10/23/24report
Adjusting the vertical and horizontal hold simultaneously!
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Photo10/23/24report
Now THAT's what I call a GOOD TIME! (Offer not valid where prohibited by state law. Some restrictions may apply. No smokers, please!)
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Photo10/22/24report
A shocking breakdown in civil standards!
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Photo10/22/24report
Yet more incredible helpless hands!
Photo10/22/24report
More great helpless hands from a master of the art!
Photo10/22/24report
Love that sassy, defiant arms akimbo reception stance, and then the move into helpless hands upon pie impact! A consummate slapstick actress!!!
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Photo10/22/24report
Good old fashioned open-hearted, cleavage-flaunting, beautiful woman taking a pie in the kisser fun!
Photo10/22/24report
Love the big smile pre-pie here!
Photo10/22/24report
What a super-cute clown! Too bad she had to get plastered with a pie (and probably more than one; just a hunch).... but I guess that's circus life for ya...
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Photo10/22/24report
I cannot tell a lie.
But I can sometimes tell a partial truth.
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Photo10/22/24report
Damn, this is hot! Wish we got another second or two to see those smoldering eyes right before this pie hit, but of course she takes that pie superbly like the true professional she is. What was the theme of this scene?
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Photo10/22/24report
The way you are pursing your lips here is making it hard for me to put this image out of my mind and get on with life. Of course it doesn't hurt that you have the most bewitching eyes... or those freaking adorable pigtails...
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Photo10/22/24report
JustJade said: "Omg we might just have to recreate that!! I wonder if a theatre would let me rent their stage.."

Jade, wow! Just... wow. The fact that you are even contemplating for a moment this absurdly sexy scenario melts my cholosterol-clogged and lumpy little heart.
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Photo: Me performing at Rocky Horror, if anyone's intere10/22/24report
I still can't get over how smoking hot pic this pic is. Taylor (sometimes called Nicole) is one of my all-time fave WAM models and this is one of her finest moments. Also, the boobs on the model who is pieing her here look amazing in the partial glimpse we get here. This whole pic is fire, an all-around HIGH HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA ALERT if I've ever seen one... wake the wife and kids! alert the media! and other hyperbolic blather.
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Photo10/22/24report
I couldn't agree more!
Photo10/21/24report
"I'll be here for two weeks,
Ladies and Germophobes; try the veal, buy yer neighbor a drink, and be sure to tip your server."
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Photo10/20/24report
"After the pie, the pie still burns."
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Photo10/20/24report
What a DELICIOUS fuckng splat this is! Knowing it's the gorgeous face of Nicole under there only makes it so much hotter!!!
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Photo10/20/24report
A very temporary learning disability. . .
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Photo10/19/24report
Is that sass or what?
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Photo10/19/24report
I swear the slime ate my homework!
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Photo10/19/24report
It's a damn shame. It's not right. Sometimes life isn't fair. All the usual bromides apply in this case. "Another someone done somebody wrong song." Truly!
Photo10/19/24report
The way those shirts fit these ladies' chests post-gunge is... causing problems for me re: the fit of my trousers.
Photo10/19/24report
The joy on Megan's face is incredible here!
Photo10/19/24report
Zoey's indignation is palpable ... not to mention sexy AF!
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Photo10/18/24report
Holy hell, how delicious can a pie impact get?!?
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Photo10/18/24report
Can't get enough of this "Now hold on there..." expression on Zoey's face!
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Photo10/18/24report
Care for a taste, Zoey?
Photo10/18/24report
A beautiful face and bodacious body, bracing for the first blast of a banana cream barrrage!
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Photo10/18/24report
If a banana cream pie fell from on high and landed with a sloppy, sultry splat smack dab in your perfect face here, Jade, I could die a happy man!
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Photo: Me performing at Rocky Horror, if anyone's intere10/18/24report
JustJade, you are simply gorgeous!
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Photo: Metal concert !!10/18/24report
Somebody be askin' for a spanking -- a very slimy one at that!
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Photo10/18/24report
Peek-a-boo!
Photo10/17/24report
Dear readers, I ask you: How many times has this happened to YOU?!?
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Photo10/17/24report
Tefy's naked body is a testament to all that is right in the world.
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Photo10/17/24report
Sometimes life is just pure beauty. . .
Photo10/17/24report
The Phanton of the Wammera.
Photo10/17/24report
Buttsteak: It's What's For Dinner.
Photo10/17/24report
That knowing look . . .
Photo10/17/24report
Rear of the Year?!?
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Photo10/17/24report
So much fun being had here, Larz, and it's contagiouis!
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Photo10/17/24report
Spectacular mess, spectacular recipient, and especially spectacular figure on the mess delivery woman!
Photo10/17/24report
See that little Jersey gal in the see-through top
With the peddle pushers sucking on a soda pop.
Photo10/17/24report
Shock and awe...
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Photo10/17/24report
Time for a slimy spanking!
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Photo10/17/24report
This is just a stellar shot!
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Photo10/17/24report
The feminine urge to explore and take chances.
Photo10/17/24report
The firing squad!
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Photo10/17/24report
Chagrin, humiliation, submersion in slop, being laughed at by all her friends... all in a day's work for a wam goddess like Tefy!
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Photo10/17/24report
Tefy is transformed into a delicious rainbow of fruit flavors... or gunge flavors, rather. What flavor is gunge anyway?
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Photo10/17/24report
Creamy Comeuppance for Goddess Tefy!
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Photo10/17/24report
Tefy, as always, looking spectacular.
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Photo10/17/24report
The goddess arrives for her ritual trashing by a crowd of disbelieving villagers . . .
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Photo10/17/24report
SPLATacular!
Photo10/17/24report
What a joyous moment!
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Photo10/17/24report
In the wacky world of WAM, beauty and chaos often go hand in hand . . .
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Photo10/17/24report
Such a GORGEOUS pie target! Yummmmmm!!!
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Photo10/17/24report
I will always have a soft spot in my heart -- and a hard spot in my trousers -- for Tefy!
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Photo10/17/24report
It's just gonna be one of those days . . .
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Photo10/15/24report
Oh, the devilishly good time Kate is about to have with that pie! The mind wobbles!
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Photo: Bunny Pose before a workout? 10/15/24report
Kate, the Avenging WAM Angel . . .
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Photo10/15/24report
Herb Alpert saw this and his only words were: DAT ASS!!!!
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Photo10/13/24report
All hail the mighty Willa, Pie Queen of the Universe!
Photo: My friend at Pied Pinups sent me the best shirt ev10/13/24report
One hell of a woman, that Honey B!
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Photo10/11/24report
Honey B's cups runneth over.
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Photo10/11/24report
Helpless hands at their finest!
Photo10/10/24report
Here Zoey seems a little haughty (not to mention ferociously sexy), which will make the impact of that creamy dreamy pie against her gorgeous face all the sweeter!
Photo10/10/24report
I love Zoey's disbelieving expression here.
Photo10/10/24report
BUTTSTEAK, sweet and meaty. It's what's for dinner!
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Photo10/10/24report
Between the messy productions of Baron von SStuff and those of the wicked Duke of Anglefan, Carrie must have caught several hundred pies with her gorgeous face during her relatively long career as a WAM model. How she continued to do take pie after pie after pie and be unfailingly cheerful about it is a goddamned modern day miracle.
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Photo10/10/24report
Alicious Milano, with a full face of makeup, awaits reception of a forceful faceful of cake. Is it any wonder her name rhymes with Deeelicious?!?
Photo10/10/24report
Beautiful spirit, trapped in a world she did not create.
Photo10/10/24report
Honest to God, this is an esteemed opera singer about to get pied. And she had to get pied during each performance of whatever opera this is (I forget, not that the title meant anything to me). What a trooper!
Photo10/9/24report
Ridiculously sexy, this!
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Photo10/9/24report
Kymberly really likes she's going to enjoy this pie.
Photo10/9/24report
Love the joyful expression of this girl in the face of impending indignity, incoming pie impact against her pretty face in T minus 2 seconds and counting...
Photo10/8/24report
An utterly adorable expression on the gal who's about to get it good!
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Photo10/8/24report
This moment is SO ripe with pie-ssibilities! These beautiful babes look completely shocked to be on the brink of a vicious pastry war, and yet here they are loaded up with sweet, sticky ammo and ready to GOOOOO...
Photo10/8/24report
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