You are totally adorable, Sooty! Love your smile here and your slightly nervous enthusiasm for the slime deluge that will engulf you in mere moments...
How many times can I possibly fall in love with this remarkable WAM goddess, this slapstick angel we humans call Melody? Probably as many times as you guys end up shooting messy videos of her!
I love it when the order of a trashing goes: pies, slimes, then more pies. I think there should always be at least one pie at the end of every messing of a pretty woman. Call me old fashioned, call me crazy, call me inflexible, call me pie-centric, and then call me a cab. It's just the way I feel and I can't fight this feeling any more.
Jenny's joy at her friend's messy fate is wildly appealing, of course I may be unduly influenced by the way that LBD is barely holding her astounding figure in.
What a super-cute clown! Too bad she had to get plastered with a pie (and probably more than one; just a hunch).... but I guess that's circus life for ya...
Damn, this is hot! Wish we got another second or two to see those smoldering eyes right before this pie hit, but of course she takes that pie superbly like the true professional she is. What was the theme of this scene?
The way you are pursing your lips here is making it hard for me to put this image out of my mind and get on with life. Of course it doesn't hurt that you have the most bewitching eyes... or those freaking adorable pigtails...
JustJade said: "Omg we might just have to recreate that!! I wonder if a theatre would let me rent their stage.."
Jade, wow! Just... wow. The fact that you are even contemplating for a moment this absurdly sexy scenario melts my cholosterol-clogged and lumpy little heart.
Photo: Me performing at Rocky Horror, if anyone's intere10/22/24report
I still can't get over how smoking hot pic this pic is. Taylor (sometimes called Nicole) is one of my all-time fave WAM models and this is one of her finest moments. Also, the boobs on the model who is pieing her here look amazing in the partial glimpse we get here. This whole pic is fire, an all-around HIGH HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA ALERT if I've ever seen one... wake the wife and kids! alert the media! and other hyperbolic blather.
It's a damn shame. It's not right. Sometimes life isn't fair. All the usual bromides apply in this case. "Another someone done somebody wrong song." Truly!
Here Zoey seems a little haughty (not to mention ferociously sexy), which will make the impact of that creamy dreamy pie against her gorgeous face all the sweeter!
Between the messy productions of Baron von SStuff and those of the wicked Duke of Anglefan, Carrie must have caught several hundred pies with her gorgeous face during her relatively long career as a WAM model. How she continued to do take pie after pie after pie and be unfailingly cheerful about it is a goddamned modern day miracle.
Honest to God, this is an esteemed opera singer about to get pied. And she had to get pied during each performance of whatever opera this is (I forget, not that the title meant anything to me). What a trooper!
Love the joyful expression of this girl in the face of impending indignity, incoming pie impact against her pretty face in T minus 2 seconds and counting...
This moment is SO ripe with pie-ssibilities! These beautiful babes look completely shocked to be on the brink of a vicious pastry war, and yet here they are loaded up with sweet, sticky ammo and ready to GOOOOO...