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Awesome pie impact pic! Slop Slvt sure knows how to deliver a pie to the face, and Creamy sure knows how to take one! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Forum pic10/16/25report
Vanessa looks quite devious in that first panel, plotting her revenge on Marianna. And of course she makes a right mess of Marianna with that double cherry pie assault! Love those helpless hands in the last panel!
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Photo: Vanessa finally gets the best of Marianna!10/16/25report
There's nothing not to like here! Gorgeous model with a great body, amply displayed, very well pied with loads of nice splatter in her long blonde hair, and some perfect helpless hands to top it all off!
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Forum pic10/16/25report
Incredible pie coverage!
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Forum pic10/16/25report
Always a good day when a former Miss Universe gets pied! Especially when she's as great a sport about it as this one was!
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When it's "a bit too much" and "a little over the top," as well as "more than enough," then THAT'S when you know that it's JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF PIES!!!!
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Pains certainly seems to be enjoying herself! But then again, she always does. I swear this woman is one of the Seven Wonders of the Wamiverse!
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Incredible homage to The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini!
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:loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:Impossibly sexy! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Haley really knows how to wear a couple pies on her face!
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I love how much fun she's having with this!
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You say in the description: "This video has some lighting issues, because of this I am pricing it like 1/3 of what I would normally charge." Yet you're charging $4 for a 2 minute and 50 second video. You wouldn't normally charge $12 for a less-than-3-minute video, would you?
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Scene: Nova Thinks WAM Is a Joke!10/15/25report
End of the rainbow, pot of gold edition.
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Meeting of the minds, served with messy garnish.
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A moment of quiet, dignified contemplation.
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The Look of (something frequently mistaken for) Love.
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Portrait of a Lady.
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Pure gorgeousness!
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Yellow may mean "yield". . . but Green means "GO!"
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Photo10/14/25report
Ripped from today's headlines:
Nude Newscaster Pied by Man in Gorilla Glove!
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Forum pic10/14/25report
Unique and delicious perspective here!
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Photo10/14/25report
mmmmmmppppffff----!!!
I can almost taste that pie from here!
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You're cuter than ever with those long pigtails!
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Forum pic10/14/25report
Here's a gorgeous girl who isn't afraid to get a little messy . . . or a lot messy, as the case may be!
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Your facial expressions are wonderfully animated!
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Love her knockknee-ed stance, very sexy!
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You'll enjoy this in the moment but you'll pay for it later, her steely stare seems to say.
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I love Daisy's adorable expression as she prepares for the slime deluge Larz is about to deliver!
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My god, how great would it be to let Daisy really have it with a pie to her gorgeous kisser? Larz seems to be having quite a good time doing just that!
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Larz hopes to start a new fashion trend, the pie bra.
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Ahhh... the cream pie spanking! There's no better feeling in sports.
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Daisy looks amazing clean or pie-faced . . . and I love ho pleased Larz is with her pastrywork!
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Forum pic10/14/25report
The possibilities are endless. . . and endlessly sexy!
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I believe this is an outtake from the film Donnie Darko . . . ?
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Forum pic10/13/25report
Mya seems to really be looking forward to the moment in her near future when that creamy pie and her lovely face are going to really get to know each other!
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Photo10/13/25report
Delightful, dessert-drenched Daisy is forced to messy-motorboat luscious Larzstord. I consider myself so lucky to be alive in the same era that this sensationally sexy pair of WAM goddesses walk the earth!
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Forum pic10/13/25report
The baker really seems to be enjoying this particular part of her "job," and I adore that. The pie victim is really getting plastered, which I also love!
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Love the expression on this sexy clowngirl's face as she pies her man, you can tell she's really getting something out of it!
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Skirtpie's wife is pure class! She doesn't let a little setback like getting pelted with pies stop her from being sexy as all get-out!
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Forum pic10/13/25report
Q: How goddamned clumsy is that French Maid anyway?
A: It's a precision clumsiness, sir, fine-tuned to ensure maximum humiliation at fancy dinner parties!
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Forum pic10/13/25report
This is so hot it's causing a major meltdown in my cerebral cortex, and structural damage to my trousers.
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Photo: Sexy in custard 10/13/25report
An unspoiled beauty . . . for the moment anyway . . . a pristine white dress . . . for the time being . . . unused pies and slime in the background . . . the potential energy in these WAM tools is about to become kinetic, methinks!
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Forum pic10/13/25report
case in point!
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Jazz hands are a "gateway drug" that can lead to harder comedy hijinx . . .
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A classic pie to a pretty face is such a wonderful way to kick off any major mess!
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Forum pic10/13/25report
Jess West so often stays clean in her scenes with other models these days so this is a DELICIOUS change of pace!
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Pie perfection!
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There's an awful lot going on here, and that's NOT a complaint!
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Jade is really letting this girl have it, and I'm so here for it!
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Photo: I heard you like taking it in the face!!10/13/25report
If anyone knows where I can see the original of this pic, please please please point me to it!
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Photo10/13/25report
Like Sisyphus endlessly pushing his rock up the hill, I fall in love with this WAM goddess every time she does a new shoot.
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Once again, I'm flat-out floored by the utter sexiness of this pic!
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It was here I finally realized that Kate was a distant relative of Alfred E. Neuman.
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What a way to take a pie -- arms helplessly straight at your side, bodacious boobs proudly thrust forward!
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Photo: First pie!!10/13/25report
Big banana you got yourself there, Kate!
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Yet another impossibly sexy look, Kate!
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Photo10/12/25report
Face down in the slop!
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Forum pic10/12/25report
Radiant Rosa, sensuously slimed, gorgeously glopped, sensationally slopped!
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Rosa certainly seems to be having a good old time!
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WAM Rapture, take me away!
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I don't know which model is which, name-wise, but the purple-haired one has such an incredible mix of shock and joy in her expression here as the custard goes down her pants :loveeyes:!
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Forum pic10/11/25report
They both seem to be having such fun!
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Rear of the Year, Derriere of the Decade, All-Around Ass for the Ages!
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The golden glory of WAM is bodaciously BUSTing out of every pixel in this pic!
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A feast for the senses, this!
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Ahhhh, the old "duck and the innocent bystander takes it right in the kisser" -- one of the most classic pie gags of all time in action! I also love how delighted the hostess/pie-thrower seems to be with how this all turns out!
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Forum pic10/11/25report
Love these helpless hands... along with many other things on display here, hubba hubba!
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A devilishly delicious double dose of decadent, debauched, dessert-based degradation!
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Ivy's arms at her side create a perfect reception pose for that pie . . . and her amusement park of a body makes me want to go on all the rides three times!
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I love the brunette hostess' look of intense determination as she prepares to plaster the blonde woman with that huge pie!
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The brunette pie holder here is so gorgeous!
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Slapstick Detente at is finest!
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The pie recipient having her arms folded is a great touch!
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Ivy's got endlessly luscious legs, perfectly helpless hands, and a cream pie right in her gorgeous face -- what more could you ask for?
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Now THIS is what I call a bodacious backside!
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...and how is it that extreme slapstick indignities keep befalling this stunning beauty? The mind wobbles!
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How did Zoey get so damn sexy? Inquiring minds want to know!
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ENGULFED!
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Photo: I pulled the wrong rope! Not that I was complainin10/11/25report
A Slimy, Grimy Dream That Never Dies!
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Photo: Begged to dunked, slopped and gunged. You're goin10/11/25report
In the dictionary, next to the definition of the phrase "compromising position."
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Forum pic10/11/25report
Remember that time Zoey's inner monologue about the third law of thermodynamics was rudely interrupted by incoming pie?
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The shit be gettin' real now . . .
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Zoey waking up on a giant loaf of WonderBread. . .
The terror is palpable!
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Just a lil' taste o' decadence!
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Incredible virtual pie victim!
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Sweet Dreams, Darling Zoey! (Maybe in your dreams you can stay clean, but no way is that possible in the real life messy purgatory you are trapped in!)
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Forum pic10/10/25report
A Creamy Dreamy Cream Pie Dream that Lasts!
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Photo: Mmmmm10/10/25report
Sooty, that look you're giving the camera in your latest avatar pic is so knowing and so impossibly sexy!
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User: Sooty10/10/25report
'Welcome to my people-pleasing places!'
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The slime is a little thin for my tastes, but that staggeringly sexy side boob goes a long way to make up for it!
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Love the way her blonde hair blows back at the beginning and also the way that dress becomes a slime depository!
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That dress is strapless and spectacular, the hair is gorgeous and cascading, the indignity is overwhelming, the massive cleavage is overflowing. With lumpy green slime, that is!
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:love:What an extremely sensuous sliming! :loveeyes:
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This gorgeous gal truly luxuriates in her sloppy slime deluge!
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Love the way her dress has slipped away from its...errr... uppermost contents. Her expression of disgust right before the slime hits her is wonderful too.
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Supercute girl next door type revealed as willing to take pies to the face while showing off her perfect breasts . . .
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Photo10/9/25report
Deathless Pie Classic Returns from the Phantom Zone to Provoke Boners Anew.
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Photo: Pied GIF10/9/25report
Katy never looked hotter than she did here (you can't see it here but the dress is very short and shows off her legs and ass really well too). And such a great sport to take this kind of violent sliming directly in the face! Admittedly, it's not great from a WAM perspective because the slime is thin and the coverage is weak, but from a physical slapstick persepctive it's great. Love how the slipperiness leads to her falling on her ass too. I only wish they could've followed up the slime with a thick banana cream pie to her face...
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Photo10/9/25report
Some of the best helpless hands ever! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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RIDICULOUSLY sexy!
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