Another hour-long AeT segment this week. This is going to be a long hour.

"How many letters are in the alphabet?"

"26"

"Brilliant! Astounding answer!"

Two things:

1. Giovanna is the best addition to the show since the reboot.

2. the Becky Lynch looking audience member who is repeatedly called upon to pie other guys needs to get the "40-man roster" callup so to speak, my god.

For a show where the boys are tanking, it still might be a good episode. And I agree, Gio should get the Paloma Lueze 2016 Rookie of the Year Award. And she's super cute 2 fantastic pies so far for her.

Dani looks to have won the "no pie in the hair" lottery for the ladies.

Ugly Bieber is tanking, plus he's everywhere on every CM related Instagram post. I hate his fucking guts.

I like face pies best so I don't particularly care about the hair one way or another. But I respect others' preferences

EDIT: holy crap Karla just got destroyed

I'm not even sure how to think about this one. It's not terrible, but not great either. This will live in the realm of decent CM episodes

Wow, the blonde got it good...

Holy shit, the host voted in the men's favor for the first time in history.

Well, I'm going to finish editing last week's episode (finally, thanks for being patient), and read a book.

Thought this was on par with the last couple of episodes. They destroyed the male captain at the end. I almost don't want Paloma or Gio to be captain. This current formula is perfect. Let's pray they don't F it up or cancel the show once this model contest is over.

Also Karla got at least 5 pies today.

Any more videos and photos of Karla being pied?

On FB and IG people are saying that Motorbike and his sister Marion are no longer on the show.

If Motorbike is gone it'll probably have a negative effect on the ratings.

The modeling contest appears to be a disaster.

They rush through the trivia and word games at breakneck speed.

The pie segment is almost the entirety of the show.

This is exactly what we wanted when the show began.

How long can this show last based entirely on a pie fight?

Does ratings matter to this show at all? It seems completely random, week to week and cast member who enters or exits.

I think Karla took the most pies (non-consecutive) of any female on this show. Somewhere CurlyFuck is laughing in triumph. (And then soliciting random male prostitutes to throw 20 pies in his face.)

It is a bit frustrating, if not unsurprising, that the two most pied captains have been Ugly Bieber (the first incarnation, so 5 pies very slowly and deliberately) and then the only other guy to lose since (who got every single pie they had left in the studio). All three losing female captains didn't get as many pies combined as this guy did in 20 seconds, but again, this show has never played fair.

Still, it's just amazing to see even a couple women getting it as bad as Curly or the Twins used to every week, or Token does... well, every week now. The beauty of pushing the pie game to a full hour means that you can have dumb males and weak pies and you will STILL get a lot of solid female hits. ABG, when you edit this I'll think you'll find that this was one of the best weeks ever for Karla and Paloma (my two faves), plus super solid for Julia 2.0 and Gio. And one excellent pie for Victoria (who should've gotten more).

Minority opinion, but I'd kinda love to get Barb back, especially if she becomes the token "victim" at the end like Karla was this week. Her fury would be hilarious.

When Julia Cardones and Dani took their five pies the camera was not in good position to capture it.

The captains should be sitting down next to each other center stage, not at far ends of the studio surrounded by the other team.

The winning captain stands up and walks away. The winning teams pies the losing captain in an orderly fashion.

The cameraman is then able to film every pie. Makes sense?

Remember the beach games that were so unwatchable they stopped showing them weeks before they ended?

The modeling contest similarly is presented in such an uninteresting manner that it's also unwatchable.

The difference is, however, that CM2 is gambling a lot of prize money and production money on the modeling contest.

If they've invested too much and the modeling contest continues to flop it could be a lethal blow to the program.

I'm with you in theory, but in practice the "orderly fashion" died after Week #2. Probably Julia's fault.

Still doesn't explain why Julia got 3 pies weeks ago (not 5, at least not to the face) and Brazil Himbo #5 got 15 tonight. Because Conexao?

I haven't seen this weeks ep. yet, but its sounds interesting. I have to agree with everyone that Gio is awesome. She is my new favorite. Last week was awesome when she volunteered to take the pie penalty for her team. She could've gotten through the show completely clean.

What IS that crap (in those pies)? What does it taste like?

It looks to be all frosting. Probably tastes like... Frosting.

I'm not sure she offered. She was selected. In either case it looks like she had fun.

BTW. Gio has some gigantic boobies!

She offered, if you noticed the captain was gonna make another girl do it, until Gio put her hands up and pointed to herself. Then the host called on her. That's why the male team gave her applause when she sat down.

HDs are up

Pretty great week for a guys loss - in the second half especially, both sides just didn't hold back, very high ration of strong to weak pies. Sad but predictable end for the guy captain, would have happened last week if guys lost (you could see 3 or 4 girls standing around with pies at the end), but it wasn't any more drawn out than last couple weeks, so maybe it encourages the guys to do the same next time. With edits wouldn't be surprised if this week is as good or better than any of the weeks the girls lost.

Also, I generally don't pay attention to the actual questions in the game, I've never gotten the impression they're particularly hard, but can someone explain the last question, the one that the guys miss and gives the game to the girls? It sounded like she asked how many continents are on the earth (best guess off google translate anyway), guys answer 5 (wtf?) but then the answer is 6 - Africa, Asia, Europe, Antarctica, Oceania and America - again wtf? Are North and South America not separate continents anymore?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzks9R_CR3c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh9BG5UqkQs

I also had a big WTF moment here and had to research the answer.

via Wikipedia:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continent#Number_of_continents


So how many continents are there? It depends on where you are in the world, but if you happen to be in Latin America, the "correct" answer is probably 6. I really wish he elaborated in his answer (which probably would have resulted in him getting it correct), because he probably would have said something like:

America
Eurasia
Africa
Oceania
Antarctica

Regarding the actual difficulty of the questions: it varies considerably from week to week, with some weeks having stuff like "how many letters are there in the alphabet?" and other weeks having "What ore is mined to create Aluminum?" (Bauxite). In general, the guys do considerably better with harder questions.