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Extremely important message. Please read everyone. general messy page 1 2 3

I love you. That is all. Messmaster

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6/4/206/4/20 by RAWEGGSINMYBRA5

Replies: 73
Views: 8579

Bristol Splunch #25, 16th May 2020. general messy

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3/20/203/20/20 by Potatoman-J

Replies: 18
Views: 2238

Candy Gungetank Testing female messy

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by CandyCustard

2/4/202/4/20 by Devo77

Replies: 19
Views: 2525

Mum's the (Muddy) Word #1 female messy

Mum's the (Muddy) Word #1"Hmmm, Does Mud Love run in Families?"A scene from MikeNomic's storeAs the saying goes, "Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children." Following a throwaway comment...

9/2/199/2/19

9/16/199/16/19 by Mike Nomic

Replies: 13
Views: 1959

Splat! Sploshing Party--North West England, 2019 meetups page 1 2 3

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by Kinkypants99

9/9/199/9/19 by Gunge_is_great

Replies: 79
Views: 23763

North West UK Splunch--Saturday 07.09.19 meetups

(text pinched from last years, thanks Jojo ;-) ) DATE & TIME Saturday 7th September 2019, 2-6pm approx. VENUE We have a city-centre venue that's open-plan, airy and flexible, with decent and ve...

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by Kinkypants99

9/8/199/8/19 by Dawamman

Replies: 9
Views: 13629

Mikeys first proper sploshing experience coed messy

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8/29/198/29/19 by CustardMikey

Replies: 2
Views: 1607

Bristol Splunch #24. 17th August 2019. general messy

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8/20/198/20/19 by messyjojo

Replies: 15
Views: 1966

Great British Bake Off Trailer 2019 (UK) general messy

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8/4/198/4/19 by SplatInDaVat

Replies: 5
Views: 2325

WOTD! general messy

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7/20/197/20/19 by xXx0074

Replies: 4
Views: 984

Penny's Shiny Spandex Unitard Filling! female messy

Penny's Spandex Unitard Filling!I'm wearing a beautiful tight, shimmery turquoise unitard which is low cut enough to show off my huge boobs. I've decided it'll look much better filled to bursting with...

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6/18/196/18/19 by paperclips6

Replies: 5
Views: 1915

Bristol Splunch #23. 18th May 2019. general messy page 1 2

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6/16/196/16/19 by messylaura

Replies: 30
Views: 3852

The Midlands Splosh Munch general messy page 1 2

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6/4/196/4/19 by Sallyanne

Replies: 33
Views: 3575

Outdoor Sploshing with Fayth on Fire female messy

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5/19/195/19/19 by Sploshman

Replies: 4
Views: 1210

Tiswas Girl Pied In: The Great Race Natalie Wood Parody female messy

Tiswas Girl Pied In: The Great Race Natalie Wood ParodyTiswas Girl greets you and lets you know she has been set the challenge of recreating the look of Natalie Wood in 'The Great Race'. She is delig...

4/1/194/1/19

by RevSlymsford

4/3/194/3/19 by Dominic

Replies: 6
Views: 2762

Messtival: The World's First WAM Film Festival and Awards Ceremony! general messy page 1 2 3

12/5/1812/5/18

3/7/193/7/19 by CandyCustard

Replies: 67
Views: 8520

'Cheeky' pink pvc outfit in deep mud. female messy

Sammy-Jane, star of many a hit Splosh! production, wears a skintight pink and black snakeskin-pattern pvc "cheeky" outfit with over-the-knee pvc boots. She eases into some deep clay, and slowly sinks...

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3/7/193/7/19 by messyjojo

Replies: 6
Views: 2109

birthday AT candy's female messy

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12/13/1812/13/18 by CandyCustard

Replies: 8
Views: 1912

Is wam getting boring? general messy page 1 2

We I used to buy a lot of videos. My first video was from MPV and still on VHS. A lot from Messy Fun and all the British producers. But since some time I'm buying less and less videos. Because I thi...

10/29/1810/29/18

12/3/1812/3/18 by DungeonMasterOne

Replies: 47
Views: 8238

Long term effects of wam and an announcement general messy page 1 2 3

Hello all you wonderful people I have recently come to a decision that has been very difficult to make - and that is, from February 2019 I will no longer be getting messy in private sessions. I WIL...

10/6/1810/6/18

by CandyCustard

10/13/1810/13/18 by JKL989

Replies: 74
Views: 8339

The Message You've All Been Waiting for--umd Event general messy page 1 2 3 4 5 ...7

Ok, so a few weeks ago we mentioned we that we'd like to hold an UMD Birthday party of our own :D Here are the details.. Saturday 22nd September From 2pm a casual vanilla classic pub get-together....

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9/30/189/30/18 by messyjojo

Replies: 180
Views: 33224

Weston-super-Mare Vanilla Pub Meet 22nd Sept general messy page 1 2

9/7/189/7/18

9/24/189/24/18 by Mike Nomic

Replies: 45
Views: 5689

Teaser Pics from today's shoot with..wait for it..Mrs Rev female messy

So, today my girlfriend decided she'd like to have a go at getting messy for Slymsford's Sploshers. She is a little more mature, and larger than my usual models, but none the less lovely for that, I...

9/2/189/2/18

by RevSlymsford

9/17/189/17/18 by Whitestar

Replies: 23
Views: 3099

Painted naked announcement! general messy page 1 2

Well y'all, I'm taking a hiatus! Here's my pregnancy announcement to friends here at home. I got naked in the middle of an art gallery sale and got painted haha! Fun stuff! :loveeyes: :D I'm sure...

8/23/188/23/18

by MyPieRogative

9/17/189/17/18 by messyjojo

Replies: 45
Views: 4984

Bristol Splunch #22. 18th August 2018. general messy

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8/19/188/19/18 by Mike Nomic

Replies: 19
Views: 1829

Kacie joins me in pvc for new studio opening ceremony, giant pie and gunge female messy

Kacie Opens Candy's New Studio!"Kacie joins me in pvc for new studio opening ceremony, giant pie and gunge"little free video preview of what PVC clad Kacie got up to during my studio opening ceremony,...

8/8/188/8/18

by CandyCustard

8/14/188/14/18 by cdsplosher

Replies: 21
Views: 4121

"that's all folks" non-wam

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7/16/187/16/18 by messyjojo

Replies: 8
Views: 590

mixology problems.. general messy

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7/11/187/11/18 by messyjojo

Replies: 4
Views: 835

Pie-Mageddon is Happening! general messy page 1 2

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7/10/187/10/18 by Lizzie_Claymore

Replies: 45
Views: 7349

Introducing Pete our new Male Host male messy

Introducing Pete our host for our new male mostwam store. We are very open to ideas and suggestions and any thoughts you might have. Messy interviews coming soon. ;-) https://youtu.be/pGpQq4ca24Q

7/4/187/4/18

7/7/187/7/18 by CalGungeFan

Replies: 15
Views: 2898

It's about messy meet ups coed messy page 1 2

One of the things that I think most guys experience on the this forum is the sometimes disappointment of not getting female responses regarding wam. Who couldn't understand why? The dynamics of a foru...

6/18/186/18/18

by Michigan dude

7/4/187/4/18 by sororia

Replies: 30
Views: 3484

Milton Keynes night out and splunch the next day 8th and 9th June general messy page 1 2

Friday 8th June - all of you are invited to come along to my birthday do at Pink Punters (and splunch the next day in central MK) Also this year we are celebrating 20 years of UMD! It's a brilliant...

5/17/185/17/18

by CandyCustard

6/13/186/13/18 by MyPieRogative

Replies: 51
Views: 5716

Bit of a rant (doesn't go on too long) about hosting an event non-wam

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6/11/186/11/18 by messyjojo

Replies: 6
Views: 575

Bristol Splunch #21, 19th May 2018 general messy

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6/3/186/3/18 by Nina_Jay

Replies: 22
Views: 2347

The Bloody Clean Up! general messy

Yesterday I indulged in some very messy fun with a friend. It was loads of fun and we had a great time. However after spending all evening and this morning cleaning up I did find myself thinking "I wi...

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5/23/185/23/18 by leonmoomin

Replies: 18
Views: 2391

What Do You Think About Plus-Sized Models? female messy page 1 2 3

Hey guys, was just wondering what people's preferences are regarding plus-sized models in messy scenes. I know that label can mean a wide range of body types, but just interested in hearing some takes...

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4/21/184/21/18 by Pilot Grigio

Replies: 82
Views: 6672

An idea for my next splosh event.. general messy

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4/10/184/10/18 by Saffron3.14

Replies: 17
Views: 2170

Birthday Plans;) general messy page 1 2 3

So, as you all know it's the big birthday year for the umd. Messmaster is throwing a birthday party over in Vegas, which loads are attending, which will be awesome!! With Messmaster's backing we we...

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4/3/184/3/18 by sexy tanya

Replies: 76
Views: 12856

British comedienne Nina Conti pied female messy

DISCLAIMER: This is a very weak pieing by WAM standards. If that's going to spoil the whole thing for you, please just walk away now. However, I think the setup is great, the buildup to the pieing i...

3/25/183/25/18

by Gurph Morlicks

3/28/183/28/18 by Pie Romaine-y Yak

Replies: 4
Views: 3674

classic kenny everett 12 days OF christmas general messy

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12/19/1712/19/17 by Gunge Gimp

Replies: 6
Views: 1939

Advice on foam. female messy

Hi everyone. Back in the UK for a holiday & looking to do a shaving foam bed session with someone. When I lived here I got my foam from Superdrug, it was nice & creamy, came out of the cans r...

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12/12/1712/12/17

by Submergedinfoam

12/12/1712/12/17 by messyjojo

Replies: 4
Views: 695

Vintage Movie Pie Fight coed messy

I can not believe I find this. I had come across a small indication of a pie in the face. I was not expecting a full Pie Fight! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWs9HgrmL2o&list=PLpH7AqM0TiEC1hKY...

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9/8/179/8/17 by messyjojo

Replies: 10
Views: 3280

sploshing event sunday 3RD september 2017 general messy page 1 2

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9/7/179/7/17 by GungeTankBabes

Replies: 31
Views: 5424

NW splunch saturday 2ND september 2017 general messy

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9/5/179/5/17 by CustardMikey

Replies: 14
Views: 1416

Logistics for setting up a messy event female messy

I have some adventurous friends who might be up for a messy wrestling type of event. I've had some experiencing setting stuff up for a WAM scene, but nothing like a messy wrestling scene where more p...

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9/5/179/5/17 by whitecreampies

Replies: 5
Views: 696

Bristol Splunch #20, 19th August 2017 general messy

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8/29/178/29/17 by jaffajape

Replies: 28
Views: 2390

Splunch and Sploshing in NW UK September 2017 general messy

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7/26/177/26/17 by messyjojo

Replies: 13
Views: 1701

London Splosh Games news! coed messy

Hello! Sorry for the radio silence everyone, the team here have been incredibly busy the past couple of months. But we're very pleased to finally be able to announce that we've been putting our plan...

LondonSploshGames

6/6/176/6/17

by LondonSploshGames

6/28/176/28/17 by [MJDjessica25Jezzapeepshow

Replies: 29
Views: 5633

Do you behave like a mature adult? non-wam page 1 2

I'm just curious....I mean, here I am,now 40 engaged to be married. Yet, I still get an odd joy out of staying up too late watching cartoons, and I never pass up an opportunity to draw a cock on somet...

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6/18/176/18/17 by Jason_K416

Replies: 30
Views: 2376

Bristol Splunch #19. 20th May 2017 general messy page 1 2

The nineteenth Bristol Splunch will take place on Saturday, 20th May 2017 from 2:00pm - 7:00pm in Horts Bar, 49 Broad Street, Bristol, BS1 2EP, and for those who are still peckish/thirsty later at som...

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5/21/175/21/17 by Falkor

Replies: 39
Views: 3571

Stella becomes a fluffy white goo girl. female messy

Fluffy White Slime"Stella becomes a fluffy white goo girl."Anyone else kind of orgasm when the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man exploded at the end of Ghost Busters, covering everyone in goo? Just me? Awkw...

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3/27/173/27/17 by JpWam

Replies: 22
Views: 4894

Hi-res pic set of Kaitlyn gunged in cuffs and PVC female messy

Photoset: Kaitlyn PVC Gunged"Hi-res pic set of Katie G gunged in cuffs and PVC"Hi-res pic set containing amazing mega huge pics, five times the size of forum examples! This one goes well with the vid...

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by CandyCustard

3/7/173/7/17 by Devo77

Replies: 6
Views: 3495

Bristol Splunch #18, 20th August 2016 general messy page 1 2 3

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8/28/168/28/16 by boxster2

Replies: 73
Views: 10692

Sploshing Event 31ST July general messy

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8/3/168/3/16 by muckypup

Replies: 13
Views: 2903

MyPie and Candy, Mariafest #2 update so far. female messy

Tanks and pools and cages, oh my! Hey wonderful wammy sploshy folk :D :thumbsup: As I'm sure most of you are aware I have the extreme pleasure going on that is Maria staying at my (new and improved...

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by CandyCustard

7/27/167/27/16 by rickw660

Replies: 18
Views: 6001

Sploshing Event AT Thi NW UK general messy

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7/8/167/8/16 by davestafford

Replies: 9
Views: 2472

"Splosh expert" video coed messy page 1 2

Hello all you lovely people! So I was wondering what everyone's take is on this video. I personally feel like it is a gross misreprisentation of sploshing. (And sorry if anyone's posted this vid befo...

5/29/165/29/16

by MyPieRogative

6/5/166/5/16 by boychucker

Replies: 36
Views: 8160

Sploshing Event in NW UK general messy

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6/3/166/3/16 by wam_knight

Replies: 24
Views: 6292

Bristol Splunch #17. 21st May 2016 general messy page 1 2

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5/23/165/23/16 by messylaura

Replies: 33
Views: 5375

*alert*--Ch4(uk) Want to Talk to Sploshers for Telly Documentary non-wam

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5/17/165/17/16 by Silver_sea

Replies: 10
Views: 834

World record for pies in the face non-wam

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4/7/164/7/16 by pete05

Replies: 5
Views: 773

Birmingham Splunch 5th March 2016. general messy page 1 2 3 4

Gunge Tank Babes

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by Gunge Tank Babes

3/9/163/9/16 by iain-ecgunge

Replies: 95
Views: 12578

Mummy Bondage non-wam

Has anyone ever tried mummy bondage using Saran Wrap and duct tape? I want to try it but my friend is worried that she won't be able to get me out quickly if there is an emergency.

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1/17/161/17/16 by messyjojo

Replies: 4
Views: 1133

Idea for a messy event..... non-wam

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10/21/1510/21/15 by muckypup

Replies: 1
Views: 531

WAM mentioned on Modern Life is Good-ish non-wam

Don't know if anybody else saw tonight's episode, but there was reference to WAM and one particular individual who seemed to be like an English version of Ant (the nutjob one, not the nice ones who st...

9/29/159/29/15

by PieMeMistress

10/12/1510/12/15 by HCW7

Replies: 5
Views: 917

Bristol Splunch No. 16 ... 22nd August 2015 general messy page 1 2

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8/30/158/30/15 by messyjojo

Replies: 33
Views: 4656

"Bristol Splunch No. 15 ... 16th May 2015" general messy

See the original post under the same title for full details - I can no longer post to it. A word of advice to those driving to Bristol. There is an almost blanket 20mph speed restriction on roads in...

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5/18/155/18/15 by sweetsophie

Replies: 27
Views: 2809

Bristol Splunch No. 15 ... 16th May 2015 general messy

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4/9/154/9/15 by Nina_Jay

Replies: 8
Views: 1756

The Birmingham Splunch 28th February 2015. female messy page 1 2 3

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by dunktankbabes

3/2/153/2/15 by bosunbob

Replies: 71
Views: 9991

Splunch Birmingham UK female messy

Hi all. After having a conversation last night with someone on chat last night I was made aware that there is no longer a splunch meet in Birmingham. I was wondering if there was plan for there to...

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12/17/1412/17/14 by dunktankbabes

Replies: 19
Views: 1837

Sad News about GungeyChris female messy

Hello Everyone, It it with a heavy heart that I pass on the news that Producer, Wammer and Friend, GungeyChris passed away last Sunday after a lengthy battle with a brain tumor. For those of you wh...

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by megthecurious

12/14/1412/14/14 by messyjojo

Replies: 20
Views: 4445

GungeyChris.... non-wam

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11/26/1411/26/14 by messyjojo

Replies: 0
Views: 834

Bristol Splunch 14. August 16th 2014. general messy page 1 2

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8/20/148/20/14 by Redhead

Replies: 43
Views: 6114

larger ladies and wam female messy page 1 2

Howdy, folks. I wanted to see what the general feeling of the UMD community is towards chubbier/curvier/bbw women and wam. I know that London Andrews has been a pretty popular model for Messygirl,...

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8/18/148/18/14 by DungeonMasterOne

Replies: 30
Views: 9482

Resetting Passwords male messy page 1 2 3

Hey guys. As another safety measure, I'm resetting passwords of everyone who accessed the site in the past couple of weeks, in case your password was obtained by phishing attempts. The new one will...

7/24/147/24/14

8/17/148/17/14 by creamedboxers

Replies: 60
Views: 11213

Bristol Splunch 13. May 17th 2014. general messy page 1 2

The thirteenth Bristol Splunch will take place on Saturday, 17th May 2014 from 2:00pm � 7:00pm in Horts Bar, 49 Broad Street, Bristol, BS1 2EP, and for those who are still peckish/thirsty later at som...

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5/21/145/21/14 by messyjojo

Replies: 49
Views: 6477

Epic Fail.... non-wam

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5/6/145/6/14 by HenryWilcox

Replies: 1
Views: 879

Tiswas Tribute with Candy & Jojo female messy

Hi messy folks... as I'm sure a lot of you were fans of Tiswas back in the day Candy & Jo decided to stage their own tribute to the classic show in their own style! Starting with loads of colourful...

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5/6/145/6/14 by LIL Photography

Replies: 19
Views: 4886

NW Sploshing Event on 2nd May 2014 female messy

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5/5/145/5/14 by iain-ecgunge

Replies: 14
Views: 2285

Why do I now have a facebook type chat thingy?? non-wam

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5/4/145/4/14 by DungeonMasterOne

Replies: 3
Views: 930

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