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If you can catch me general wam games page 1 2 3 4 5 ...409
This is a messy version of a popular Self Bondage thread on FetLife that's been running for over 9 years now with over 12,000 posts. The idea here would be to post a description of a messy dare YOU wi...
4/6/184/6/18 
by wam262
15 hours ago15h by submessive
Replies: 12247
Views: 789173
Looking for Positive Vibes/Good Juju/Prayers, etc for Mrs. Bee non-wam page 1 2 3 4 5
1/11/241/11/24 
by Bigshipper
10/9/2410/9/24 by messy_victoria
Replies: 131
Views: 12271
Ssris (anti-depressants) and sex drive non-wam
9/17/249/17/24 
by ldontknow
9/18/249/18/24 by phantasm90
Replies: 2
Views: 386
Wammers we miss messy page 1 2 3 4
I've been on the UMD for a long time and seen a lot of wammers come and go. It got me thinking, who are some wammers that have left that you miss? Mine are below. 1. Mypierogative. Maria seemed like...
4/8/244/8/24 
by the_snowman
5/23/245/23/24 by dalamar666
Replies: 101
Views: 15736
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Would you rather see AI pics or real pics? female messy page 1 2 3
I thought I knew the results, but not sure anymore.
3/27/243/27/24 
by skirtpie
4/8/244/8/24 by sezarian
Replies: 73
Views: 7743
[redacted] and shutting down shop female messy page 1 2 3
4/1/244/1/24 
by Brattyshortcakes
4/7/244/7/24 by Shokolada
Replies: 64
Views: 10317
Chantelle profile update non-wam page 1 2 3 4
Hi everyone. I'm posting this on the messy Forum, as I believe this is the right place to put this to announce the following news regarding Chantelle, as this is where she was most commonly seen. M...
1/15/241/15/24 
by dazuk
1/30/241/30/24 by Jayce
Replies: 116
Views: 10543
If the Bills somehow win the Superbowl... female messy page 1 2 3
I am a die-hard Buffalo Bills fan. If they somehow go to AND WIN the Superbowl... I will make a video of The Wife in her bra getting it good with all red, white, and blue Bills colored slime and pies...
1/15/241/15/24 
by The Man and The Wife
1/23/241/23/24 by WildThang
Replies: 74
Views: 7474
Let's beat Buffalo sale female messy
1/21/241/21/24 
by bizopp713
1/22/241/22/24 by ldontknow
Replies: 16
Views: 1626
What percentage of people do you think have a WAM kink? female messy page 1 2
Hey all, If you had to guess, how many people are into wam (at least, a little bit). ;P 1 percent? 3 percent? (Whipped cream on nipples doesnt count).
12/9/2312/9/23 
by Optimist
12/13/2312/13/23 by sous chef
Replies: 43
Views: 3527
First WAM date ever coed messy
So there's a line on my Feeld profile that reads: "I think a lot of the stuff on messygirl dot com looks amazing (and in my personal experience, it honestly is)." Last week, I matched with someone w...
7/23/237/23/23 
by StayMessyYall aka Xan
7/24/237/24/23 by WildThang
Replies: 10
Views: 3788
Filtering out mess I don't want to see on UMD general messy page 1 2
With the recent upgrades, and the site about to turn 25 I want to broach the topic of filtering on UMD... I recently was made aware of a thread re gender filtering and while I disagree with the concl...
4/13/234/13/23 
by jammy_273
4/18/234/18/23 by smess
Replies: 38
Views: 2457
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Goggles: An Unsavory Choice general messy
I think we take for granted how many WAM recipients take their pies and slime with uncovered eyes. I know in my shooting career all of my messy victims have gotten the muck with no eye protection at a...
1/21/231/21/23 
by TheSpecialist
1/23/231/23/23 by ldontknow
Replies: 10
Views: 1355
Help identifying a pic female messy
Found this great pie hit pic around somewhere & can't seem to find where it's from. I thought it was from The Fetish Couple or Messy Married Couple but no luck there. Anyone know where this it's f...
1/17/231/17/23 
by blueslimed26
1/17/231/17/23 by blueslimed26
Replies: 3
Views: 1358
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What percentage of women are wammers or secret wammers? female messy page 1 2
How many wammers or secret wammers are out there? I expect a lot. You see on the movies and the television shows all the time women getting wet or messy. I was at a bakery the other day and most of th...
12/1/2212/1/22 
by randm
12/3/2212/3/22 by BarryMcCockiner2
Replies: 38
Views: 3232
Missing videos with wristwatches female messy
I miss new videos with wristwatches. It's a very long time ago, as the last one was posted.
11/3/2211/3/22 
by czenti75
11/27/2211/27/22 by cakebattercustard
Replies: 6
Views: 1149
Newfound homemade mud/clay that I've created female messy
Hello all Today I accidentally came across a way to make and clay like substance that I've never heard of before but the consistency is amazing. I am a huge fan of the old fort Boyard mud challenges...
11/10/2211/10/22 
by jonjon323
11/10/2211/10/22 by Goprodude
Replies: 5
Views: 627
New from Pied Asian Girls: The Mai Bundle! female messy
10/24/2210/24/22 
by Alumi
10/26/2210/26/22 by Alumi
Replies: 5
Views: 1096
I am leaving Umd. non-wam page 1 2 3 4
10/24/2210/24/22 
by PennyBanks
10/26/2210/26/22 by Messmaster
Replies: 110
Views: 19831
Vegan pie options (aside from shaving cream) male messy
8/2/228/2/22 
by ldontknow
8/8/228/8/22 by piboiva
Replies: 6
Views: 566
YouTubers aren't Always Wammers/Leaving UMD female messy page 1 2 3
I have been on this forum for 4 years but only posted once to give Liz Ashley a suggestion. I have recently started a friendship with a couple of YouTubers who told me that they removed content from...
10/23/2110/23/21 
by MichFan2017
11/2/2111/2/21 by Mud Girl Katie
Replies: 70
Views: 17296
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