The two purposes of this story are to entertain the reader and to illustrate my version of a WAM game I call "CluePie". The rules will be listed at the end of the story A Game of CluePie I rang the doorbell of a large mansion. Natwood the butlere...

Brandy, You're a Pie Girl (song: Brandy, You're a Fine Girl) (with apologies to Looking Glass) Doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo-doo There's a store in a western mall Making pies that splatter very well Lucky wammers pick up boxes tall To carry to their...

After driving for hours, I approach the Hooters sports bar on the right, the place where Lindsey asked me to meet her..did she work there I wondered..well she sure could she is so sexy I think to myself. As I pull into the parking lot my heart begins...

Wendy asked me to pull over at the next street, I did as requested. She stepped out of the truck and walked over to my side, "come on Jim get out." She opened the tailgate and we both sat. She then pulled some clothing out of her bag, here put these...

Kelsey scrolled through her phone, the blue light illuminating her face in the darkness of her bedroom. Another dating site, another parade of boring men with their fishing photos and group shots where you couldn't even tell which one they were. Unt...

I just landed a new job, and my two female roommates decided to take me out to celebrate. Hooters was our go-to place as one of the girls I used to date now worked there, so we always got preferential treatment. I loved to admire the pantyhose-covere...

I had been dating this girl for almost a year, I was in my early 20s at the time and she was a couple of years younger. Paige was into many different fetishes as I soon found out, she was a driving force behind bringing out more of my hidden fetishes...

This one hot summer a friend of a friend that owned and operated a painting business was asking for help, She had an emergency and would have to go out of town for a week, She was desperate and willing to pay well. Me being out of work offered up my...

This happened in High School and was the beginning of many of my fetishes. I was at one of our monthly pep rallies, these happened after school the day before a football game. Every year the school put on a pie-eating contest, The sad part was there...

A Cure for Cleanliness Laura and I stood together in the hall of our student flat. She turned her head and looked up at me, brown eyes wide in her pretty face, framed by its bob of dark hair, and a catch in her voice betraying both nervousness and...

Messy Irina gave me permission to use the character "Ira" I gave myself permission to use the character "Old Man" All other characters are fictional. The Pie Bridge Game Based on a question from and dedicated to Messy Irina My husband Sam and I st...

Wamming to the Classics Pie! Throw Pie! Throw Pie into my face! (melody: Eine Kleine Nachtmusik by W. A. Mozart) Pie! Throw Pie! Throw pie into my face! Pie! Throw Pie! It's really no disgrace Throw pie Into the blue sky Up where the birds fly And...

I took in the last bit of sight as a familiar pair of hands put a blindfold over my eyes. I was standing in a plain room, with no furniture except a wooden chair. Underneath my bare feet I could feel the crinkling of plastic as I wiggled my toes anxi...

Debbie sank into the steaming water, the porcelain rim a cool contrast against her flushed skin. Oddly, she hadn't bothered to undress. The heavy denim of her knee-length skirt clung to her legs, the white shirt plastered against her torso, the smart...

The old porcelain tub filled steadily, steam curling into the cool air of the bathroom. Debbie stood beside it, fully dressed. Not in pajamas or a robe, but in her favourite going-out outfit: a dark blue denim shirt tucked into a snug, knee-length de...

The scene is the kitchen of Christina's light and airy apartment. In the room are Christina in a sky blue sweater and jeans, Yana in some black leggings and a red t-shirt and Mira in a black sweater dress. Christina looks at her phone. "Amazing! The...

What Do You Do with a Chocolate Cream Pie (Song: What Will You Do with a Drunken Sailor) What do you do with a chocolate cream pie What do you do with a chocolate cream pie What do you do with a chocolate cream pie Ear-lie in the morning (chorus---...

Veta hummed to herself as she arranged the pies on the tables throughout the hotel suite. Her short blonde hair was tucked behind her ears, and her green eyes sparkled with satisfaction at her handiwork. Each pie was a masterpiece--fourteen inches wi...

The Slime is Not Enough (song: The World is Not Emough) (with apologies to David Arnold and Don Black) (suggested by Piboiva) I'm under the slime A feeling sublime Be covered in goo A helluva time I turn my face up To feel the sweet touch No one ev...

Ira is in a Moscow Park wearing a red long sleeved, snug bright red top, a black leather mini skirt and some knee high black leather boots but more important she is in a really good mood. It has been a great couple of days on the practical pranks fro...

Afternoon Pie Fight (song: Afternoon Delight) (with apologies to Bill Danoff) (suggested by Creamedguy2) Gonna call my buddies, gonna do them right Gonna host me 'n afternoon pie fight My motto's always been, "there's a pie in flight" Is there anyth...

Her wrists were bound with soft silk rope, arms stretched above her head and secured to the sturdy hook they'd installed in the ceiling months ago. Emma stood naked, her body on full display--slender waist, full breasts, smooth skin that caught the l...

No Way to Pie (song: No Time to Die) (with apologies to Hans Zimmer, Billie Eilish, and Finneas O'Connell) (suggested by piboiva) I should've known I'd pie alone It just goes to show That the pie you throw Is just the pie you owe We threw a pair Bu...

I had a custom clown jumpsuit and mob cap (bonnet) hat made for me, light green and yellow with pink pompoms and big oversized pink ruffled trim at the neck, wrists, ankles, and trimmed the hat as well. I picked it up and couldn't wait to try it on a...

Me and my girl have been together for a few months now. Both of us are in our 30s, and I have some strong fetishes thanks to past experiences and x girlfriends, I have danced around the messy subject a few times but never got a reaction from her. Ask...