The Pie is on my Face
(Song: "The Writing is on the Wall)
(with apologies to Sam Smith)

I've been here before
But always hit the door
I've spent a lifetime running
And I always get away
But with you I'm feeling something
That makes me want to stay

I'm prepared for this
I never throw to miss
But I feel like a storm is coming
If I'm gonna make it through the day
Then there's no more use in running
This is something I gotta face

(Chorus)---
If I stay in place
Could you smoosh my face?

How do I live? How do I breathe?
When you're not here I'm suffocating
I want to feel cream drip off my face
Where is the pie I wish to embrace?
For you I have to stay in place
'Cause the pie is on my face
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A million drops of cream
That haunt me in my dreams
As the stars begin to gather
And the light begins to fade
When the pie begins to splatter
Know that I won't be afraid

(Chorus x2)