No Way to Pie
(song: No Time to Die)
(with apologies to Hans Zimmer, Billie Eilish, and Finneas O'Connell)
(suggested by piboiva)

I should've known
I'd pie alone
It just goes to show
That the pie you throw
Is just the pie you owe

We threw a pair
But I saw you there
Too much to bear
You were my pie
But pie is far away from fair

Was I stupid to pie you
Was it reckless to smoosh
Was it obvious to everybody else

(Chorus----------)
That I'd fallen for a pie
In my face, on my side
Pie me once, pie me twice
Are you death or paradise
Now you'll never see me cry
That's just no way to pie
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I let it drop
I don't care if it goes "plop"
As I look down at the slop
All the pies have got to stop

(chorus)

No way to pie
No way to pie

Pie me once, pie me twice
Are you death or paradise
Now you'll never see me cry

That's just no way to pie