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The Slime is Not Enough
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Posted 3/31/25     44 views
The Slime is Not Enough
(song: The World is Not Emough)
(with apologies to David Arnold and Don Black)
(suggested by Piboiva)

I'm under the slime
A feeling sublime
Be covered in goo
A helluva time

I turn my face up
To feel the sweet touch
No one ever died
From sliming too much

(chorus------------)
The slime is not enough
But being slime will just set you free, my love
And if your slimed enough
Together we will be in ecstasy, my love
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People like us
Just want a good time
There's no point in living
If you can't feel the slime

We know when to slime
It will give us a thrill
If we can't have it all
Then nobody will

(chorus)

I feel slimed
I feel thrilled
I feel gooey
Like syrup distilled

(chorus)

The slime is not enough
The slime is not enough
Nowhere near enough
The slime is not enough
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