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Let them Fly
Story by theoldmanandthepie
Posted 3/12/25     92 views
Let them Fly
(Sung to the melody of "Let it Go" from "Frozen")
(with apologies to Idina Menzel)

The cream glows white on the paper plates
Ready to do their thing
A promise of much messiness
All these pies that I should fling

The pies are creating this swirling storm inside
Can't hold it in, Heaven knows I tried
Don't let them fly, don't let them see
Be the good guy you always have to be
Conceal, don't fling, don't let them know
Well not they know

Let them fly, Let them fly
Can't hold them back anymore
Let them fly, let them fly
Don't let any hit the floor
I don't care about the cream we'll wear
Let the pies fly on
The cream never bothered me anyway

It's funny how some cream pies make everyone seem tall
And the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all
It's time to see who I can pie
To test the limits and pie the sky
No right, no wrong, more pie for me
I'm free

Let them fly, let them fly
I am one with this creamy pie
Let them fly, let them fly
You'll never see me cry
Here I stand and here I stay
Let the pies fly on

My flung pie flurries into a face
My soul is spiraling with creamy cloudlets all around
And one thought crystallizes like a creamy blast
I'm never going back, the past is in the past

Let them fly, let them fly
And I'll fling 'til the break of dawn
Let them fly, let the fly
The too clean guy is gone
Here I stand in a mound of pie
Let the pies fly on
The cream never bothered me anyway
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