What Do You Do with a Chocolate Cream Pie
(Song: What Will You Do with a Drunken Sailor)

What do you do with a chocolate cream pie
What do you do with a chocolate cream pie
What do you do with a chocolate cream pie
Ear-lie in the morning

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Way hey, the pie fight rises
Way hey, the pie fight rises
Way hey, the pie fight rises
Ear-lie in the morning
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Throw it in the face of a nearby woman
Throw it in the face of a nearby woman
Throw it in the face of a nearby woman
Ear-lie in the morning

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What do you do when she throws one at you
What do you do when she throws one at you
What do you do when she throws one at you
Ear-lie in the morning

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Duck and let it smoosh your innocent wi-ife
Duck and let it smoosh your innocent wi-ife
Duck and let it smoosh your innocent wi-ife
Ear-lie in the morning

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What does she do as the custard drips off her
What does she do as the custard drips off her
What does she do as the custard drips off her
Ear-lie in the morning

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Launches a pie at a laughing buffoon
Launches a pie at a laughing buffoon
Launches a pie at a laughing buffoon
Ear-lie in the morning

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What do you do as he wipes the pie off
What do you do as he wipes the pie off
What do you do as he wipes the pie off
Ear-lie in the morning

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Rush to throw pies before others do so
Rush to throw pies before others do so
Rush to throw pies before others do so
Ear-lie in the morning

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What do you do when there are no more pies
What do you do when there are no more pies
What do you do when there are no more pies
Ear-lie in the morning

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Rejoice in the mess that you've all beco-ome
Rejoice in the mess that you've all beco-ome
Rejoice in the mess that you've all beco-ome
Late into the ni-ight