I went to the laundromat down the road from my apartment complex. It was a cool fall day, perfect for wearing some kinky gear. I was wearing hot pink rubber underpants, a black PVC long sleeved dress shirt, a red silk tie, black leather pants, blac...

Looking for WAM in all the Right Places (Song: "Looking for Love) (with apologies to Johnny Lee) I spent a lifetime looking for WAM Then I found UMD*, get me my cam Playing those WAM games, certain to win** And throwing those sweet pies and wamming...

Just a very short silly story to celebrate my birthday. - "Give your partner the best birthday cake ever." Ellie looked again at the email advertisement she had received on her phone. "A cake they will never forget." She looked around the store. Th...

The Sound of Splatter (with apologies to Simon and Garfunkel) Hello, des-sert, my old friend Ilve come to play with you again Because a pie that I was keeping Left its mark while I was sleeping And the torte that was planted on my face Still remains...

The Pie Fight Family (Sung to "The Addams Family" 60's TV show theme song) (with apologies to Vic Mizzy) Ba-da-ba-bum, snap, snap Ba-da-ba-bum, snap, snap Ba-da-ba-bum, Ba-da-ba-bum, Ba-da-ba-bum, snap, snap Ba-da-ba-bum, snap, snap Ba-da-ba-bum, s...

With apologies to Lerner and Loewe (Parodied Song--"I'm on my Way" from "Paint Your Wagon") I Will Throw my Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie! Pie!! Gotta Dream Boy Gotta pie Choose a target And let it fly What is the filling I don't know How will it s...

Finally the weekend was here! I had finished up early, Julia my boss had kindly offered to let me leave at 3:00 PM instead of the usual 5:00 PM. I barely acknowledged her friendly' "Have a nice weekend!" as I made a dash for the parking lot. I texted...

With apologies to Gene Kelly Slogging Through the Mud I'm slogging through the mud, Just slogging through the mud, What a glorious feeling, I'm happy in-"sud". I'm laughing with Joy. I'm as free as a "bud" The sun's in my heart, and I'm ready for m...

It takes me ages to write anything because I tend to make my stories long slow-burners. This is something a bit more quick and stupid. Let's see if people like it. When Ria heard that her boyfriend Kyle had kissed a girl during a night out, her i...

Disclaimer--all of the characters in this story are over 18. The Pie Fight My wife and I were attending an annual party at my Boss' home. It was a formal affair. The men wore tuxedos. The women wore evening gowns. Most of the employees and thei...

Disclaimer #1: The characters in this story are 18 yrs of age Disclaimer #2: Although the protagonists get covered in mud, getting covered in mud is not the focus of the story. Disclaimer #3: I published the story here because I wanted to see ho...

[Story generated using NovelAI. Illustration by ImageFX] Georgia hurried along the path, conscious that her office suit and high heels weren't really the best choice of clothes. But this was the only time Ian had been able to make, and the park was...

Emma was in her late 20's. An attractive blonde about 5'6' in height and still single. These days Emma was quite conservative in her dress sense at work aware of the knowing looks she received from male colleagues the day she wore one of her customar...

Nikki is not having a good day. It had all started off so well for the classy blonde as well. Having at long last secured tickets for the front row of her all-time favourite TV programme, the infamous wet and messy segment of a late night variety s...

I had no idea that when I started live streaming, it would lead to this. Just a month ago, I was a girl with a webcam and a growing audience, taking silly dares for laughs--things like balancing random objects on my head or eating crackers while tryi...

Sally, loved dressing up in provocative outfits. She had a particular fondness for maid costumes, complete with fishnet stockings and lacy lingerie. Tonight, she was especially excited because she had planned a special evening for herself, one that i...

Lauren was ecstatic. She had managed to get hold of a ticket to her favourite Saturday night TV show, Laugh Out Loud Live, a light-hearted variety show known for its silly games, celebrity guests, and audience participation. At 28, Lauren was the pic...

i sat there in my bosses office, squirming on the leather couch, the latex was rubbing against my hardened cock. the metal plug pressing into my ass, i was on edge and i hadn't even been fucked yet the door opened and in came a guy in his mid 30s, h...

Good (?) news, there is now once again a third part of the WAMWORLD trilogy! Do you like wet and messy gameshows? Or wet and messy theme parks? Or have you ever wanted to play messy snakes and ladders on a giant game board? Play splat the brat, gue...

It's been a little while but I've wanted to write about what would happen if Hudson and Jack met up again after their adventures at 'Gunk the Hunk'. This is a little different and doesn't follow the same gameshow format, but it's still a thoroughly m...

It's been about six months since Jim the cameraman last joined us (see the earlier story WAM Bang Thank you Cameraman). What an evening that was! We were both taken aback at how rampantly horny he was and how he wasted no time getting into our filth...

Aiden had met Harry on the first day of college and they had been firm friends ever since. Harry lived locally with his mum, his dad never having been in the picture, whilst Aiden had taken a room in a student hall as his family lived a couple of hou...

"Oh my god am I really doing this?" Jenna thought to herself as she stood naked on the bank of a vast quarry mud pit. Her pale skin glowed in the sunshine. Her black hair ran down to her shoulders and the nipples on her perky c cups were hard with an...

This is the full story, unedited: In the heart of a bustling city, under the glaring lights of a stage set for a risqué adult game show, sat Ben and Leo, two friends in their early twenties. Ben, with his radiant blond hair and blue eyes that seeme...

A new story. Episode one, because it's rather lengthy. * I guess that my story begins on October 5th, the day of my twentieth birthday. My twin sister was at the same university, and so we decided to celebrate together. Neither of us were part...