Looking for WAM in all the Right Places
(Song: "Looking for Love)
(with apologies to Johnny Lee)

I spent a lifetime looking for WAM
Then I found UMD*, get me my cam
Playing those WAM games, certain to win**
And throwing those sweet pies and wamming again

(chorus)
I'm looking for WAM in all the right places
Throwing those pies in so many faces
Searching for Slime
Looking for traces of what I'm wamming for
Chatting to friends, messaging wammers
I bless the day I discover so many souls
Looking for WAM

And I was with many, much love in sight
And I did everything I could--didn't sleep in the night
Loved when it started--may never it end
I turned a wammer into a friend

(chorus, but change "slime" to "mud")

I went searching through the 'net's door
You're everything I been looking for.

(chorus, but change "slime" to "wet")

(chorus, but change "slime" to "mess")

* (for the sake of the thythm, pronounce "UMD" as "ummed")

** (in a WAM game, everybody wins!)