The Pie Fight Family
(Sung to "The Addams Family" 60's TV show theme song)
(with apologies to Vic Mizzy)

Ba-da-ba-bum, snap, snap
Ba-da-ba-bum, snap, snap
Ba-da-ba-bum,
Ba-da-ba-bum,
Ba-da-ba-bum, snap, snap

Ba-da-ba-bum, snap, snap
Ba-da-ba-bum, snap, snap
Ba-da-ba-bum,
Ba-da-ba-bum,
Ba-da-ba-bum, snap, snap

They're creamy and their gooky
Mischiev-(i)-ous and kooky
They're altogether ooky
The Pie Fight Family

Their house-the Stooge Museum
Where people come to see-um
They really are a-creaming
The Pie Fight Family

Neat
Sweet
Petite

So put a formal shirt on
And bring a tarp to crawl on
We're going to pay a call on
The Pie Fight Family

They're creamy and their gooky
Mischiev-(i)-ous and kooky
They're altogether ooky
The Pie Fight Family

Messed
Unstressed
The Pie Fight Family

(snap snap)