The poll results are in - the Trials of Envy wins our third reveal.
The Trials of Envy
The Trials of Envy contains two games for players to choose from. Both involve one contestant walking away with something desirable while the other walks away with something considerably messier. The difference is in how the gap between them opens up.
Game One - CakeOver
One contestant walks away with a spotless brand-new outfit and luxury beauty/spa vouchers. The other walks away wearing this season's messiest look.
Both contestants arrive with a brand-new outfit purchased with a £100 budget and take their first catwalk before the game begins. After that - only one outfit survives.
One contestant is placed in the spotlight. Answer correctly and the spotlight switches to your opponent. Answer incorrectly and you stay in it. Whoever is in the spotlight when the buzzer sounds loses the challenge and faces the full CakeOver treatment - a custard pie barrage delivered by the winner, followed by a messy beauty treatment chosen by our audience in advance, and one chosen by the host.
Then one final catwalk. Considerably messier than the first.
Game Two - Dosh or Splosh
A high stakes trivia duel where the dice decide everything one player will walk away with both player's participation fees for this game. The other gets covered in mud for nothing.
Each turn three dice are rolled: a green category die, a white reward die showing the points they will gain for a correct answer, and a black risk die showing the points they will lose for a wrong one. Or pass - and use your turn to upgrade one of yours or your opponent's dice instead, making future rounds more valuable and more dangerous for both players.
The dice start small. They don't stay that way. Reward and risk dice grow from D8 to D12 to D20 as the game progresses - meaning the questions that matter most carry the biggest rewards and the steepest penalties.
The trailing player must upgrade a die after each exchange, keeping the pressure building throughout. When all dice reach D20 each player receives one final question. Highest score takes the prize money.
The loser takes the splosh - beneath the gunge tank full of mud.
Both games are chosen freely by contestants who know exactly what they're signing up for before filming begins. Everything you see is consensual and agreed in advance.
Episode 1 Game Selection News
Our Episode 1 contestants have already made their choices - and I can reveal that they've chosen to play CakeOver for their Trial of Envy.
Which means this week instead of a standard poll I'm running the CakeOver Messy Beauty Treatments vote.
Our losing contestant, will after the pie barrage, face one of these beauty treatments you choose from the following options:
The Six-Layer Drip - our signature creation. Carefully layered rice pudding, baked beans, spaghetti hoops, macaroni cheese, mushy peas and treacle poured slowly over the head. If you want to see what the six-layer drip looks like drop me a DM and I can point you to an example pictures of it on my profile - or dig around in my galleries, it is the most recent picture I've uploaded back in 2025. (Not posting the example link here as it is Trans content but this post is for a female featured gameshow and I don't want to confuse the mods on how this post should be tagged).
The Mud Treatment - what spa and beauty treatment would be complete without a mud pack, or more precisely a whole bucket of mud applied generously over the head.
The Saucy Shower - a carefully curated selection of ketchup, mayo and chocolate sauce applied with enthusiasm by the winner.
Vote for your favourite in the poll below - the treatments with the most votes is guaranteed to feature in Episode 1 - the host will select a Beauty Treatment from the remaining options.
Do People Want A Costume Round?
Last week I offered the community a choice - more game reveals or a costume vote on these two costumes - Click Link Here For Picture Of Costumes. Nobody commented, which left me unsure whether that was a lack of interest in a costume round or just a quiet week.
The costumes I had in mind are both premium options costing well over £100 each. If there's significant amounts of genuine community interest in seeing one of them get gunged it's a worthwhile investment. If there isn't, I'll save the money and go with cheaper printed tops instead.
If you still want a costume round - leave a comment below stating whether you want the Princess costume (without tiara), Maid costume (without the cap), or a suggested costume of your own. If I get enough comments showing enough interest to justify the investment then I'll run the costume poll after the remaining game reveals are complete. If not, the printed tops it is.