(Requested by Gloopsuit) My Chocolate Cream Pie (Sung to the tune of American Pie) (With apologies to Don McLean) A long, long, time ago I can still remember how that slapstick Used to make me smile And I knew if I had my turn I could make those pe...

Solution to "The First Pie Thrown" Because there are 3 men, 3 women, and at least 1 same sex couple (clue 6), there are two same sex couples. Mr. Lemmon isn't Lance (clue 2), Abby (gender), Barbara (gender), Chad (clue 7), or Wilma (gender), he is...

Clues for "The First Pies Thrown" Three romantic couples got together for their weekly pie fight. On the countdown, all six of the participants threw a pie. Wilma noticed that all six of the participants were hit in the face with this opening salv...

The Conversation I was sitting at one of park benches in the town park. This bench was in a grove of trees and quite well hidden from the rest of the park. This bench was my favorite part of the park. The bench itself was in the shade so it didn...

She'll Pie You (with apologies the Beatles) She'll pie you, yeah, yeah, yeah She'll pie you, yeah, yeah, yeah She'll pie you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You think you've lost your love Well, I saw her yesterday It's you she's thinkin' of And she told m...

I Wanna Throw My Pie (with apologies to the Beatles) Oh yeah, I'll show you something I think you want to try When I hold that something I wanna throw that pie I wanna throw that pie at you I wanna throw that pie Oh please, say to me You want my pi...

Pie Throwers! (with apologies to Ray Parker, Jr.) Pie Throwers! If pies do fly In your neighborhood Who you gonna call? Pie Throwers! If it's in your face And you don't look good Who you gonna call Pie Throwers! I ain't 'fraid of no pie I ain't '...

Advisory: I do make fun of Donald Trump in this story. If you don't want to read that part, skip the first part of the "Scenes From a Cream Pie" section of the story. Whose Pie is it Anyway? (Key: HC = Harry Cruz; WB = Wade Brainy; DJ = Dave Jeffe...

The two purposes of this story are to entertain the reader and to illustrate my version of a WAM game I call "CluePie". The rules will be listed at the end of the story A Game of CluePie I rang the doorbell of a large mansion. Natwood the butlere...

Brandy, You're a Pie Girl (song: Brandy, You're a Fine Girl) (with apologies to Looking Glass) Doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo-doo There's a store in a western mall Making pies that splatter very well Lucky wammers pick up boxes tall To carry to their...

Messy Irina gave me permission to use the character "Ira" I gave myself permission to use the character "Old Man" All other characters are fictional. The Pie Bridge Game Based on a question from and dedicated to Messy Irina My husband Sam and I st...

Wamming to the Classics Pie! Throw Pie! Throw Pie into my face! (melody: Eine Kleine Nachtmusik by W. A. Mozart) Pie! Throw Pie! Throw pie into my face! Pie! Throw Pie! It's really no disgrace Throw pie Into the blue sky Up where the birds fly And...

What Do You Do with a Chocolate Cream Pie (Song: What Will You Do with a Drunken Sailor) What do you do with a chocolate cream pie What do you do with a chocolate cream pie What do you do with a chocolate cream pie Ear-lie in the morning (chorus---...

The Slime is Not Enough (song: The World is Not Emough) (with apologies to David Arnold and Don Black) (suggested by Piboiva) I'm under the slime A feeling sublime Be covered in goo A helluva time I turn my face up To feel the sweet touch No one ev...

Afternoon Pie Fight (song: Afternoon Delight) (with apologies to Bill Danoff) (suggested by Creamedguy2) Gonna call my buddies, gonna do them right Gonna host me 'n afternoon pie fight My motto's always been, "there's a pie in flight" Is there anyth...

No Way to Pie (song: No Time to Die) (with apologies to Hans Zimmer, Billie Eilish, and Finneas O'Connell) (suggested by piboiva) I should've known I'd pie alone It just goes to show That the pie you throw Is just the pie you owe We threw a pair Bu...

The Pie is on my Face (Song: "The Writing is on the Wall) (with apologies to Sam Smith) I've been here before But always hit the door I've spent a lifetime running And I always get away But with you I'm feeling something That makes me want to stay...

The Mud Boat (song: The Love Boat theme) (with apologies to Paul Williams and Charlie Fox) Mud Boat Mud--it's creamy and deep Come aboard, and the mud will seep Mud, just water and dirt Mix it up, it sticks onto you The Mud Boat, soon will be making...

When Johnny Comes Throwing Pies! (with apologies to Patrick S. Gilmore) When Johnny comes throwing pies again, kersplat, kersplat When Johnny comes throwing pies again, kersplat, kersplat The pies will fly; the men will duck And all the women, they...

Glory, Glory, I will pie you Mine eyes have seen the inside of a Graham Cracker crust And the cream covered my head so much I hardly could adjust When the pies go flying it does energize my lust My pies go flying on. Glory, glory, I will pie you Gl...

Christmas Pies (song: Jingle Bells) To the store we go, Buying our supplies Then we knead our dough Preparing our surprise We smell crusts we bake, We set them out to cool And we know that they will break When thrown by stooge or fool, Oh, (choru...

I Was Born Under a Wallowing Star (Song: "I Was Born Under a Wandering Star" from "Paint Your Wagon" (with apologies to Lerner and Loewe) I was born under a wallowing star I was born to find the mud from afar I was made for mud, rolling in the muck...

Pieing Me Softly (song: Killing Me Softly, Roberta Flack lyrics) (with apologies to Charles Fox and Norman Kimbel) (chorus) Strumming my heartstrings by pieing Giving me thrills with his throws Pieing me softly with his hands Pieing me softly with h...

I'm Dreaming of a White Pi Day (song: White Christmas) (with apologies to Irving Berlin) I'm dreaming of a white Pi Day Just like the one I had last year, With the cream pies smooshing Into faces smiling And goo dripping onto clothes I'm dreaming o...

I'm in the Mood for Wam (with apologies to Jimmy McHugh and Dorothy Fields) I'm in the mood for wam Simply because you're creamy Honey, but when you're creamy I'm in the mood for wam Chocolate is in your eyes Dark as the night we're under Oh, is it...

Let them Fly (Sung to the melody of "Let it Go" from "Frozen") (with apologies to Idina Menzel) The cream glows white on the paper plates Ready to do their thing A promise of much messiness All these pies that I should fling The pies are creating t...

Looking for WAM in all the Right Places (Song: "Looking for Love) (with apologies to Johnny Lee) I spent a lifetime looking for WAM Then I found UMD*, get me my cam Playing those WAM games, certain to win** And throwing those sweet pies and wamming...

The Sound of Splatter (with apologies to Simon and Garfunkel) Hello, des-sert, my old friend Ilve come to play with you again Because a pie that I was keeping Left its mark while I was sleeping And the torte that was planted on my face Still remains...

The Pie Fight Family (Sung to "The Addams Family" 60's TV show theme song) (with apologies to Vic Mizzy) Ba-da-ba-bum, snap, snap Ba-da-ba-bum, snap, snap Ba-da-ba-bum, Ba-da-ba-bum, Ba-da-ba-bum, snap, snap Ba-da-ba-bum, snap, snap Ba-da-ba-bum, s...

With apologies to Lerner and Loewe (Parodied Song--"I'm on my Way" from "Paint Your Wagon") I Will Throw my Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie! Pie!! Gotta Dream Boy Gotta pie Choose a target And let it fly What is the filling I don't know How will it s...

With apologies to Gene Kelly Slogging Through the Mud I'm slogging through the mud, Just slogging through the mud, What a glorious feeling, I'm happy in-"sud". I'm laughing with Joy. I'm as free as a "bud" The sun's in my heart, and I'm ready for m...

Disclaimer--all of the characters in this story are over 18. The Pie Fight My wife and I were attending an annual party at my Boss' home. It was a formal affair. The men wore tuxedos. The women wore evening gowns. Most of the employees and thei...

Disclaimer #1: The characters in this story are 18 yrs of age Disclaimer #2: Although the protagonists get covered in mud, getting covered in mud is not the focus of the story. Disclaimer #3: I published the story here because I wanted to see ho...