With apologies to Lerner and Loewe
(Parodied Song--"I'm on my Way" from "Paint Your Wagon")

I Will Throw my Pie

Pie
Pie
Pie
Pie
Pie
Pie!
Pie!!

Gotta Dream Boy
Gotta pie
Choose a target
And let it fly

What is the filling
I don't know
How will it splatter
I ain't certain
All that I know is
I will throw my pie

Who's going to pie me
I don't know
How messed will I be
I ain't certain
All that I know is
I will throw my pie

Gotta Dream Boy
Gotta pie
Choose a target
And let it fly

What is the filling
I don't know
How will it splatter
I ain't certain
All that I know is
I will throw my pie

But who gives a damn
Who gives a damn
Who gives a damn
I'll throw my pie.