Aiden had met Harry on the first day of college and they had been firm friends ever since. Harry lived locally with his mum, his dad never having been in the picture, whilst Aiden had taken a room in a student hall as his family lived a couple of hours away. Aiden missed being able to see his family whenever he wanted and in particular the joy of a home cooked meal. So, he was especially grateful whenever Harry would invite him over to his house but not exactly for the same reason.

You see Harry's mum Julie just happened to be what some people would refer to as a MILF. She was slightly below average height with an athletic figure and generous chest. Aiden appreciated the fact that she was beautiful, friendly and more importantly tended to wear tight fitting clothing. She also happened to share one of Aiden's guilty pleasures, namely watching silly gameshows that ended with the losing contestant suffering a messy forfeit.

* * *

As usual Aiden went around to Harry's house as he did every Wednesday evening during term time and knocked on the door. Julie answered and let him in before going into the kitchen and making them both a mug of tea. It was only then that Aiden realised that Harry wasn't there, and it was just the two of them there. Aiden thanked Julie for the drink and took a seat on the sofa feeling slightly nervous and wondering what he should do.

Julie was dressed in a plain white top and short skirt which showed off her amazing legs. Aiden tried not to stare at her as she walked over and sat down beside him. She turned and gave him a friendly smile before putting down her drink and then started rooted around for something. Aiden was just about to ask what she was looking for, and if he could help, when Julie triumphantly retrieved a remote control from under the sofa.

"Fancy watching some TV?" she asked.

Aiden nodded in acceptance as Julie switched on the television and began to hunt through the channels until she settled on one. After a couple of adverts the continuity announcer stated it was time for their regular gameshow which tonight featured a contest between two former models. Julie settled back into the sofa and sipped her tea whilst Aiden tried to do the same, but it was confusing not knowing what to watch: the gameshow or the pair of legs sitting right next to him.

The show focused on the careers of the two C list celebrities with a series of quizzes. Aiden enjoyed it but was distracted by the presence of Julie and as the show reached its finale, with the female model getting repeatedly pied by her male opponent, he realised that he was starting to get an erection. Embarrassed by his predicament Aiden tried his best to hide it by first squirming around and then crossing his legs. Luckily, Julie didn't seem to have noticed.

"I'd have preferred to see the man get the forfeit" Julie declared.

"Really?" Aiden responded.

And with that Julie jumped out of her seat and headed into the kitchen. Aiden heard her opening some cabinets and then the clinking of the fridge door opening. This was followed moments later by a gurgling sound he couldn't quite make out before Julie returned with her hands behind her back and a big grin spread all over her face. As she stood over him, Julie revealed a surprise; a paper plate piled high with squirty cream.

Before Aiden could react, Julie had thrust the pie into his face. She then began to chuckle as she ground the pie around and around, making sure all the cream was deposited to Aiden's face before peeling away the empty plate. Aiden just sat there mortified at his messy humiliation and really hoping that his erection would go down so he could stand up and walk away without attracting further embarrassment.

* * *

The next few weeks were pretty awkward for Aiden especially when he visited Harry. Julie never mentioned the pieing but would occasionally give him a sly wink or impish smile when her son wasn't looking. Aiden didn't really know what to think about the situation; yes, he'd been humiliated but at the same time he'd never been so turned. Somewhat reluctantly he came to realise that he wanted to experience it again.

An opportunity arose to do just that at the end of the month when Harry mentioned that he would be away at his uncle and aunts over the weekend. Aiden didn't know how to broach the subject with Julie, but he didn't need to as she mentioned how lonely she was going to be especially without someone to watch her favourite shows with. Harry even asked if he wouldn't mind keeping an eye on his mum whilst he was gone.

* * *

Aiden was very anxious as he got ready to see Julie. He wasn't sure what to wear, whether he should take a gift, and a hundred and one other things. He also didn't know what actually was doing to happen between them or even if something would happen. In the end he wore his usual gear but made sure it was all freshly laundered and gave himself a good spray with deodorant before heading out. He'd decided to forgo a gift but then had second thoughts about that once he got there.

He didn't even need to knock on the front door as Julie opened it as he walked up the short path to the house. Clearly, she'd been expected him and was dressed in the smallest of red mini dresses much like a glamorous assistant on a gameshow. Julie waved him through into the lounge and sat down next to him whilst she took up the TV remote. It was a bit of an anticlimax when they just sat there and watched some stupid celebrity quiz especially considering Julie's choice of clothing.

"Well, I guess I'd better go" he said, as the show ended.

"But I've got something better prepared for us upstairs" Julie stated.

Aiden heart began to race as he followed Julie up the stair, enjoying the chance to ogle her rear as he did so. As they reached the landing, Julie headed into the bathroom and Aiden uncertainly followed her. Inside he was surprised to see that except to the tiled areas, all the walls had been covered with plastic sheeting. Even more strangely, all the usual stuff such as towels, soap, toothbrushes and even the toilet roll had been removed.

In their place every flat surface now bore a cream pie and in one corner there were a selection of jugs containing various sweet substances. Aiden watched as Julie slowly picked up one of the pies from the floor and turned to face him. She smiled before reaching out with her other hand and pointing towards the corner bath. Aiden backed up and started to climb into the tub which felt distinctly odd dressed as he was, especially with his shoes still on.

"Wait, strip first" Julie commanded.

Aiden first unlaced his shoes before taking them off. Next went his shirt before he undid his trousers and pulled them down before stepping out of them. Julie watched the spectacle with glee and laughed when Aiden almost fell over when taking off his socks. Finally, Aiden was down to just his boxer shorts and seemed hesitant to remove them, so Julie waved for him keep them for the time being and take his place in the bath.

Initially Aiden sat down crossed legged in the middle of the tub looking up at Julie but that didn't seem very practical. So, he got up and moved a couple of pies off the back ledge of the bath and perched himself there with his back against the tiled wall. It wasn't the most comfortable of positions but at least he was now level with Julie so he could both see her better and she didn't have to bend over to reach him.

"Ready?" Julie questioned.

"As I'll ever be" Aiden answered.

He expected her to step closer and plant the pie she was holding into his face as she'd done before. So, was completely taken by surprise when Julie simply hurled it from where she stood instead. The pie impacted hard with the creamy filling splattered across his face and sweet debris splashing against the adjacent walls. Aiden quickly wiped his eyes clear only to find Julie had already gathered up the two pies he'd moved earlier and was holding them either side of his head.

It didn't take a genius to know what was going to happen next as Julie smashed the pies simultaneously against him before going on to rub them all over his head including throughout his hair. She was treating him somewhat rougher than he'd expected but it wasn't entirely unpleasant, and he could already feel his member begin to stiffen. Aiden wondered if Julie had noticed his reaction to her treatment.

"Looks like someone is having fun" she said with a smirk.

He should have felt ashamed, but he didn't. Instead, Aiden just sat there and enjoyed the experience as Julie began to really unload on him. Pie after pie was thrust into his face initially before Julie began to vary her target. Soon his torso, arms and legs were also covered in cream leaving only his boxer shorts untouched. They too then succumbed to the onslaught as Julie took the final pie and thrust it into his crotch before giving his manhood a few strokes.

Aiden was greatly dismayed when Julie stopped her ministrations and reached for the jugs on the floor. The first containing chocolate sauce was thrown brutally in his face before she proceeded to use the remaining substances to completely coat him in mess. She even took a jug and pulled out the front of his boxers before emptying cold custard all over his cock and balls. Then Julie picked up a bucket of some kind of green gunk and brought it over towards Aiden.

"What should I do with this?" she asked.

"I don't know" Aiden replied.

And with that Julie emptied the last item over her accepting victim and their messy fun came to an end. Aiden wondered what if anything would happen next and if it really was all over. He looked over at Julie and was disappointed to see her quickly cleaning up the evidence of their session and then leaving the room. With nothing else to do, Aiden turned on the shower and washed himself clean before looking around for a towel to dry himself off.

Instead, he discovered that Julie had returned. She looked him up and down before smiling and reaching down to remove her own dress revealing she'd gone commando underneath. Aiden stood there is amazement as he got to observe his friend's mum standing there naked right in front of him. He suddenly got embarrassed as his erection returned tenfold, but he needn't have worried as Julie smiled reassuringly at him as she took his hand and led him to her bedroom.

* * *

That weekend was the start of something incredibly special for Aiden and Julie. They repeated it a couple of months later when Harry was away again and asked his friend to keep an eye out on his mum. Of course, Aiden obliged and once again found himself on the receiving end of a lot of mess before having sex with Julie. Throughout the next two year they met up as often as they could whilst keeping Harry in the dark.

However, all good things must come to an end and after college graduation Harry and Aiden drifted apart. Especially when Harry got a remote working job. That meant Aiden didn't have the opportunity to visit Julie alone anymore and so they also reluctantly parted ways. Aiden often thought back to his time with Julie and wondered what she was up to: did she have another partner who she decorated with pies or was that just something private between the pair of them.

The end.