Glory, Glory, I will pie you

Mine eyes have seen the inside of a Graham Cracker crust
And the cream covered my head so much I hardly could adjust
When the pies go flying it does energize my lust
My pies go flying on.

Glory, glory, I will pie you
Glory, glory, I will pie you
Glory, glory, I will pie you
My pies go flying on

Our pies go here, our pies go there, they do get everywhere
And when you go sit down there's a pie upon your chair
There's pie upon your clothes and pie within your hair
My pies go flying on

Glory, glory, I will pie you
Glory, glory, I will pie you
Glory, glory, I will pie you
My pies go flying on