Afternoon Pie Fight
(song: Afternoon Delight)
(with apologies to Bill Danoff)
(suggested by Creamedguy2)

Gonna call my buddies, gonna do them right
Gonna host me 'n afternoon pie fight
My motto's always been, "there's a pie in flight"
Is there anything worse than no pies in sight

When everything is a lot messier in the light of day
And we know the pie is going to splat here anyway

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Making up pies, working up my appetite
Looking forward to a big afternoon pie fight
Throwing pies and tarts at each other, make the face go white
And the thought of pieing you is getting so exciting
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Cus--tard pies in flight
Afternoon pie fight
Afternoon pie fight
Afternoon pie fight

I started out this morning feeling so polite
Inviting guys, inviting gals to my big pie fight
Creating pie after pie to my heart's delight
Getting ready for my afternoon pie fight

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I'm waiting for my guests, when they come around
We can throw a lot of pies before the sun goes down

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(chorus)